December 26, 2005
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Christmas Gifts
When I was a kid, I became accustomed to getting gifts that I did not want. Every year I would ask my parents for certain items and every year I was disappointed with the gifts. My dad had a way of just picking out whatever he wanted. So one year I told my dad that there was a certain type of item that I did not want. My dad would always buy me something with the Bear’s football team logo on it. It was not the official league type of clothing. It was some knock off brand that I didn’t want.
To insure that I wouldn’t get anything like the Bear’s clothing, I also expressed my wishes to my mother. I knew in my heart my dad was going to buy me exactly what he wanted. So on that Christmas morning, I opened up my gifts and there was sweat pants with the Bears logo on it. I was able to use them as PJ’s.
Recently my dad visited with gifts from the previous Christmas. He got me a cane. I am 34 years old. I don’t need a cane. He bought my wife a flashlight. He bought my boys a game that would have been fun if they were 5. I don’t mean to be ungrateful. I just realized that he will probably never buy me what I want.
Describe the most unfortunate gift you ever received for Christmas or your Birthday.
Comments (140)
first?
I got a carebear one year
o.O 2nd!!!!
It isn’t the gift that counts, it is the thought!!
woot third! um, icky clothes in general
YAY!!! I AM! I AM!!!
okay .. now to answer the question! My FIL gave me a pair of REALLY tacky socks. He included it in with a novel I had been wanting. The thing is he flat out told me before Christmas that he got me that book, thus ruining the surprise and then he included these really ugly socks. Thankfully, we were invited to a friend’s “Rewrap Your Crap After Christmas” party and I was able to trade those socks in for a cool set of stemware!
oh darn, fifth. i was so excited too…
My grandmother (mother’s side) always bought clothing off the clearance rack for us, just because they were “on sale”. I got a lot of tacky clothing that way.
“One year when money was tight, my parents got me ‘love’ for christmas. Can I play Qarcraft III on ‘love’? No. No I can’t.” – i saw that on collegehumor.com and thought it was amusing : )
that’s weird i really can’t think of one
hmm…my mom died
when I was younger I got a bike and I was dissapointed but that was just me bein a brat.
In his grip
-Joshua
oh yeah thanks for the encourageing words!
I’m in high school, and my parents still buy me sticker books, you know, those books where there’s an empty space on the page and you have to go to the sticker part of the book and find the sticker that belongs in that place. -.-
I’m not particularly “girly” — I don’t really take to the scented lotions, frilly clothing, flowers, glitter and fashion. Therefore, it seems certain people have made it their life goal to “change” me. I suppose their logic is something to the affect of if I have it, I just might use it?
The worst gift was a pair of rather expensive boots (my poor mom had nearly sold her soul for them and was so proud of what she could give me) that were very in-season, but totally not me. I feel guilty about them to this day.
An ugly old bike that was refurbished by my uncle. I wanted a 10 speed. I never did ride the bike he got me. I worked all that summer to get my 10 speed. Brat!
Stuffed animals and anything impersonal.
socks. but i can’t complain. they were warm and i still use them.
lump of coal
Nothing. I simply got nothing. Ever since I moved to tx I havnt had a christmas here.
Gosh, off hand I can’t think of anything. I never really got a whole lot for Christmas and I always wanted a real Barbie doll … but my mom bought me a real Barbie this year for Christmas!! At age 48, I guess this was an unfortunate gift … but she meant well. I will save if for my future granddaughters …
i got a kids hoodie. and im sixteen.
hmm well this year out of all of my friends, none of them got me anything at all. that is probably the worst gift I have gotten though to be honest it wasn’t that bad because I don’t care that much for gifts, it’s just that no one has ever gotten me a particulary bad gift, so no gift is the closest I could come up with.
-megan
Certain members of my extended family always buy me the same thing every year – clothes. And they never fit and they are always clothes that I wouldn’t buy had I been the one out shopping.
If it were the thought that counts, I think they could be more thoughtful and just give me a giftcard and let me buy something I like, not something they like.
I hope he doesn’t read your blog?
I have a friend that always gets me the worst gifts. Every year i wonder if she has given me this gift to tell me something. Once she gave me a shirt that wouldn’t fit me with the brand name “rag”. Another year she gave me pink jelly platform shoes. it seemed hilarous almost except that many times i felt like she actually thought these gifts were good gifts. And it was always disappointing. So i started giving her what i considered “bad” gifts. And last year it stopped. I was given what i considered a normal gift. something a normal person would be given. i can’t even remember what it is though. So it wasn’t as memorable as her other gifts. I have a closet full of her previous gifts though. I’d take a picture but she reads my xanga.
i honestly cant think of anything
i honestly cant think of anything
whoops computer messed up and now i got a double comment
my best friend died on christmas day.
when i was 14, my great grandmother bought me a hospital gown.
when i was 4, someone gave me an elvis wall plate.
dude, stop leaving the jews out. birthday: a sweater
peace max
For my thirteenth birthday, I got a pen.
i got a horrible cold with a great fever this year for christmas!!!!
I can not remember a gift that I truly did not appreciate. At least, I can not see it now. I may have gotten rid of them over the years. I don’t remember.
A cane? A symbol of stability you now have, not that you didn’t before. There are so many uses for canes…
I love your Xanga site! I enjoy the fact that you ask the question at the end of your post presenting a relevent thought to what you have just written about. Excellent idea. Thank you very much for the warm Xanga welcome. Looking forward to seeing your Xanga’s from now on!
My grandmother gave me teddy bear pajamas. Of course, they grew on me;)
This year x-mass gift, will post picture soon.
I can’t really think of anything. I guess it would be that whenever I was little I had a cousin who was a little bit older than me and my grandma would always pick out things that she liked and then get me one just like it in a different color even if it was something I hated. No offense to anyone, but one year I got some hooker looking boots and so did my cousin. Of course she loved them, but I think I only wore them once on like Halloween. Then another time grandma bought us some Disney pillows and my cousin got the Ariel one and I was stuck with the Belle one. That was pretty disappointing seeing as Ariel has always been my favorite and she knew it.
A chia pet.
I’m unworthy. I’m in the top 25!
havnt really gotten anything bad…well, this year i got one of those purses thats shaped like a bust. those never interesed me much. i kinda liked it. just not really my cup of tea.
i got a make-up kit from the aunt I never ment while I was a hardcore tomboy. that was aweful. shes made up for it sense =)
A microwave oven for the first Christmas as a married couple.
My great-aunt bought my brothers and I “Where’s Waldo?” books one Christmas. I was probably 16. But that book turned out to be great fun once I discovered hallucinogenic drugs!
one year my mom had some really funky shaped boxes under the tree. There were two of them, and they both had my name on them. I rattled and squeezed them everyday and for the life of me, could not figure out what they were! We have a tradition on Christmas Eve where us 3 kids start begging to open just one present. Finally… once my dad has had too much to drink, he allows to open just one. That year, I insisted that I get to open the funny shaped box. My mom told me it would be disappointing and it was not a good christmas eve gift. but I was stubborn. I wanted this oddly shaped box. It was plain, black, leather belt. and a pair of pink socks.
so disappointing.
i’d prolly say.. books.. i mean, don’t get me wrong, i LOVE books.. but not ones that were written in the 1940′s or so.. i just can’t relate to them.. but every year, my grandparents would give all of my cousins and i the worst books.. they stopped a few years ago..
I can’t think of one. In response to Roadsy’s comment above: it’s the thoughtlessness that really counts when you get a gift that doesn’t fit you. I would say that your father isn’t able to really put himself in your shoes. Too bad. Hope you never need the cane!! That’s pretty funny actually.
What do you wish he’d given you?
Boy, a hard one…*thinks*…
Any clothing from my grandparents, they just can’t seem to pick out anything that fits or anything that I would like. Every year we have to go return some article of clothing because it’s soo small or I won’t wear it.
an unreturnable oversized shirt.
My relatives are pretty good about presents, so I’m rarely disappointed. Gotta love ‘em
Bad, tasteless clothes from the clearance rack are a regular for me.
I’m not really one to care much about receiving Christmas presents, but as for the worst gift? I don’t know, but it would have to be the tight, uber-bright, neon orange sweater. I love my aunt, but that was just wacky.
When I got nothing lol
i got a frosted glass tick tack toe set. i swear to god that’s true.
I’m ashamed to type this in public … but … my mother got me a model car to put together a few Christmases ago …
A model car.
Me.
power ranger.
ryc: ………you know u want to push the button…………….Come on………..DO IT!!!! heeheeheehee DO IT!!!!
yeah I don’t remember any really messed up gifts…………..they were all just “eh” I guess………..idk
…I’ve never received a gift I didn’t like…wow
Three bucks.
dan, drop by and gimme advice
***********i guess the worst present is no present************
Our first Christmas together, hubby bought me a BEAUTIFUL necklace with a dainty cross charm.
Didn’t fit. It was made for a toddler. LOL
It’s the thought that counts. : )
Kisses! Wendy
My grandmother always buys me clothes she would wear. She dresses nicely for being 78, but she doesn’t really understand the difference between being 78 and being 16…lol.
Two years ago, the ex’s mom gave me a shirt that she had bought for herself, it was ten times too big and she had showed it to me when she got it for herself but then it didn’t fit so she gave it to me, also when I was a kid my sister and I always got the exact same things, we shared a room and we had the same radio, the same beds, they even got us the same Richard Marx tape, the same one, like we could start it at the same time and have surround sound or something, it truly sucked. After that year I just watched her open her presents and knew what I got, that finally got it through the parents heads.
In my family, we were lucky if we got Christmas dinner. Gifts were accepted gratefully, whatever they were.
I always get ugly looking purses from people who don’t know what to get me or are just looking to get me something cheap. I also get a lot of makeup which is ironic considering I don’t wear makeup. But the worse thing is getting the exact same thing as my sister because we’re only a year apart in age and my relatives just think it’s “easier” that way.
When you say “previous Christmas” do you mean he never got around to giving gifts he had bought a year ago?
Anyways, I was usually pretty happy with Christmas. Christmas wasn’t really too important because my parents would buy things throughout the year when I needed them.
I have a punching bag! I have a speed bag and a punching bag. Heh heh…
knock off purses that i would NEVER be caught dead with.
A cane? LOL
One year my husband gave me a juicer–something I had no interest in–just because *he* wanted one.
nothing, i never get anything for christmas…my family hates me.
Once, my aunt bought me a couple of bra & panties sets, but they were unsightly. One was metallic gold in color. I hated it. I wanted to cry. I’m just glad I didn’t open it in front of everyone. I probably would have screamed.
RTC: Yeah… I just hope they can manage to make it all work out…
Well, for my birthday when I was 6 (and a tomboy + barbie-fearer) , a boy in my class gave me a barbie doll with a FLASHLIGHT PACK. She was “explorer’ barbie or something. *cringes*
Happy alcoholidays.
My 10th birthday I got a cute Chinese Pug, who was seven weeks old.
Unfortunately, he and I have since “seperated”
I got a WEIGHT LOSS BOOK when I turned 10 and I threw up for 20 minutes straight.
my great grandmonther ALWAYS buys me these cheap religious gifts that look like they came from the dollar store… like candles in the shape of jesus (no joke), or a two pound piece of chocolate in the shape of a cross… it’s sweet, but i wish she’d spend more than $1.05
~Crystal~
Umm… actually can’t think of anything.
I got a book, about animation, how unfortunate, eh?
I guess it’s the Limited Too clothing…. And the mini dance thingy that didn’t work…
My mom got me a long sleeve shirt with the campbell’s soup lavel printed on it. It was the ugliest shirt I’ve ever seen. I think I have a picture of it somewhere.
LOL……a shirt I didnt like……?
Clothes. They always gave clothes. I wished so desperately for any sort of toy.
I don’t think I’ve ever been given gifts that I couldn’t use…although Kevin’s mother seems to get odd gifts for the men in the family.
my aunt bought me this african carved dog, that’s supposed to hold sunglasses but its making a great closet decoration
One Christmas when I was 9 or 10, my parents gave me a dictionary…
this one year, all I got was a set of thermals…. which I never wore…
a hair brush
Pretty much anything from my grandparents.
Amanda
But Remember,, Christmas is Christ centered,,, and hey,,, A flashlight is an important gift to a woman,,, specially if she may travel at night by herself on occassion,,, it might come in handy,,,, and who knows,,, that cane could be of good use someday,,,,, and the game,,, well,,, the boys could be silly and still use it anyways… Christ came to the world that’s all we need….
us agnostics dont really do christmas. i just get what i want and my parents pay. quite in the spirit of it all, isn’t it? =p
wilma
One year my grandma got me a fanny pack made out of leather patches. It was so, so ugly. She also got me a hot pink top with wide, white stripes around the cuffs.
hm… I’ve recieved a lot of really crappy gifts. But the ultimate crappy gift would be the barbie dolls that I STILL GET for my birthday and christmas time from my dear aunt. I know she means well but c’mon, i’m 17 (almost 18!!).
But im still thankful she thinks of me, i guess =)
hand knit slipper socks when i was a kid, i hated getting those things… you would have had to have seen my fingers this morning dan, promise, they looked like over cooked microwave hot dogs. totally sickening. So, you think J looks like Kevin Costner… he usually gets Michael Keaton. Merry Christmas Dan and friends don’t let friends vote Democrat. Tee Hee… GOP forever. Love Ya, Cam p.s. have a big YR New Years Eve Gala upcoming; I’ve the most beautiful dress, am sooo thrilled. People from all over the country will be there. We’re making our bid for the 2009 Nat’l Convention to be in Indy. Wish us luck …
RYC: You should. Surveys are my weakness. I probably enjoy taking them more than I should. Everyone has a guilty pleasure though.
I started thinking more about the cane and how awesome it would be if it was one of those really cool canes. Then, come Halloween, you could add some big crystals to it, some shimmery stuff, stick on a gaudy suit, add women to both arms and ta da! You’re a pimp!
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you turn a frown upside down.
Pants that were 6 sizes too big from the inlaws after they’d known me for 3 years.
Wow, but your dad, that’s worth analyzing a bit more. In all those years, he never got it right, huh? I’d feel better only if I knew everyone on his list was disappointed also.
Nothing. My mother died with a broken heart (some say it was cancer, but I know better) when she was only 34. I was 5 years old. Since then, my father didn’t care about anything. He kept us alive, that’s about it — and only because he promised my mother he wouldn’t put us in an orphanage. So, if we wanted anything to do with Xmas, we kids (my two older brothers, sister and I) had to do it ourselves. If I was lucky, he threw a $5 bill at me. One time he did get me a bicycle — from a dump. It had no back tire, just a rim.
In his defense, he raised himself and had no family or homelife before we came along and was totally unprepared when my mother died. He just never snapped out of it.
One time semi ex got me a vacume cleaner for my birthday, um, yeah, thanks!
my dad gave his former wife a vacuum cleaner for christmas. they divorced two months later. i think he took an awful big risk this christmas giving my mom a washing machine.
I remember a particularly ugly sweater I got from my grnadmother one year. I hate getting stuff I will never use.
My daughter decided this year that she is not keeping anything she doesn’t like. So tomorrow is return day. We are making the rounds, and returning everything.
It wasn’t me, but it was my hubby and he got a potato peeler. HAHA!! FUNNY!!
A few years ago I really hated taking piano lessons, but my parents loved it. They thought I should continue with it, even though I hated it with a vengence that doesn’t seem appropriate for a little kid. So one year money was REALLY tight, and my parents didn’t know how they were going to let us kids go on with our activities and such, and make Christmas special.
That was the year I got a year’s worth of piano lessons for Christmas. I got that and a stocking.
It doesn’t seem quite right, does it?
I really needed a good laugh.
My grandfather’s girlfriend would by a package of socks and then split it between the grandchildren. These weren’t even a nice package of brand-name socks. These were cheap dollar-store socks.
Erika
Well, it would have to be this christmas actually.
My mother got me a pair of pajama bottoms that were…Huge to say the least. Then said she thought they would fit me perfectly. Normally I love getting cute loungewear…But when the thought behind the gift is saying she thinks I am a fat ass bitch, its quite unfortunate.(Pardon the language)
Also, the french hat/beanie thing was definitely odd….
Absolutely HAS to be something from my MIL. I’m thinking the 101st duck. When we first got married, I had this little shelf of duck things. It wasn’t anything other than cute, and it was the 80s… Country was in. For the next 10 years, she thought I collected DUCKS. I even begged NO MORE DUCKS. The worst one was the three foot tall wooden duck doorstop.
Oh my- your dad is not good at gift giving!
So SORRY, Dan!
((( GRANDMA HUGS )))
Lori
I got scrap wood one year from my Dad. He thought it would be funny to save all his scrap from his projects all year then box them up and give to me as a gag gift. I guess he didn’t take into account that being 8 I wouldn’t appricate a gag gift. Now I see the humor in it, but then I didn’t.
My grandma got me a puzzle. I HATE PUZZLES. So I switched with my sister.
This isan’t Really X-mas or Birthday, but on Easter when i was about 8, my aunt had an easter-egg hunt in her backyard for me, and all of the eggs contained training bras and chapstick… it was interesting
xo anna
I let my dad buy me a football one year, I hated it, but he wanted to get it for me, so I reluctantly let him buy it. I never wanted to play, but like a chore, I went ahead and thew the ball every now and again. I’d rather mop the floor than play with a football.
hahaha a cane, thats hilarious.
I’ve gotten weird mothbally gifts from that kooky aunt… But that somehow always to be expected. The most disappointing present I ever got was the year I asked for a leather jacket and instead, I got a space heater…
A cane????
This is such a funny post, I think you are talking about my dad. We always get and got the cheapest, most onsale item he can find. This year I got feng shui candles, which I actually like.
Worst gift? A down jacket…. I live in southern California, we don’t use jackets, cept on rare occasion.
One year, my “Dad” gave me a used razor. Just a regular ol’ BIC. I just couldn’t understand why he just wouldn’t have at least given me a fresh one. My brothers got TV and a new stereo system from him. I was so upset.
Sorry about the cane…Sometimes you really have to wonder what people are thinking. LOL.
I’m sorry, but the paragraph about your current gifts has made me laugh all 4-5 times I read it.
Hang on to the cane, you never know LOL!
I honestly can’t think of any right now, but there must have been some through the years. Maybe I don’t want to remember. I do know the category that they fall in though. The name of the category is “Gifts You Get That You Can’t Use Unless You Go Buy Something Else That Was Missing From The Original Gift”.
They suck.
L,r
My great grandmother was 100 years old and still insisted on giving us gifts for Christmas. She would have all of our mom’s pick up gifts for us and then she would wrap them and then put them under the tree. This particular year, ALL the great grandchildren got $25 gift cards to Kohl’s. I was so excited. Until my mom handed me an present to open instead of the envelope that everyone else got. Her face beamed as I opened my plate of (wait for it . . . ) dried fruit. Yes, I got dried fruit. My mom thought I would like it better than “GOING SHOPPING FOR SOMETHING I WANTED” (her actual words.) WTF?????
clothes…..definitely clothes………that don’t fit.
My grandfather is accustomed to giving us nasty sweaters that were in fashion about a decade ago…. *shudders*
One year I asked for a boys 20″ pedal dirt bike for Christmas because we lived in the middle of nowhere and there were lots of trails to ride on and other offroad stuff to do, and all the other kids had them, girls included. I had even cut out the picture and description of the exact bike I was looking for and pasted it to my wish list. What I got was the most uglyass (sorry, that’s the only word for it) maroon and brown Sears 3 speed girls bike with a book rack on the back. It wasn’t even a 10 speed. It had fenders. This wasn’t even a bike that a girl would want to ride on the road. It was sooooo awful that I almost cried when I saw it. And I had to act greatful because my parents would have been really awful to me if I had complained. So my birthday is in mid-January, and I used my Christmas and Birthday money to buy the bike I wanted. I was afraid that my folks would be mad and that I’d have to assemble it myself, but my father relented. I could tell from his reaction to my purchase that the other bike was clearly mom’s idea.
I can’t think of anything off the top of my head that I just did not like at all….this year my nephew picked out the ugliest purse on the face of the planet to give to me….however I liked it just because he chose it for me (he’s 10)
socksss
I got this year two OBVIOUSLY used pads of paper……fortunately I just laughed it off! I don’t mean to be ungrateful and if the same gift had been from my 3 year old sister I would have cherished it, but seeing as it was from my grandparents, it was a major bummer.
i despise it so much when people that know what i wear and what not give me clothing that they know i would never wear..open your eyes people..are they trying to mess up holidays worse off for me than it already is on purpose??..
and books..everyone who knows me, even just as an acquaintance, knows damn well that i play videogames..i do not read..i should more often, but i don’t have time for both reading and playing..not these days..only time i read is when i have to read for classes..
It is not the gift or the thought Christmas is not about gifts it is about the birth of Jesus Christ
Preston
I got 2 calendars….one of puppies…from my boyfriend of almost 2 1/2 years. I am not a “puppies & kitties” type of girl. At all.
it may be cliche but every year my grandmother gives me socks, this year tey are black and purple and have a small lamb around the ankle. The lamb has legs and everything. Fortunatly it is not a real lamb because that would be creepy and plus, my ankles aren’t that big.
haha a cain? flashlight?
i once got tampons, and an ironing board, even though I dont own an iron
ski gloves. i have gloves already that i have used for years that are just fine, until a week or so ago when my brother decided that they were hid and refuses to surrender them. i gave him the brand new ones, although he doesnt seem impressed either.
a cheap tacky glove..
when all of the other gifts she gave were expensive..
oh I like this post hehe
umm unfortunate gift..hmm..can’t think of one really..
I think I liked all my gifts..
Well, for a birthday I got a book titled “Applause for Heaven” and a stereo that wasn’t mine. (I moved away from my dad’s house and was forced to leave my Gamecube and stereo over there. I asked for my stereo but I got a cheap one.)
A Christmas gift I didn’t like was chocolate mint patties and a shirt with a bible verse on it. From my dad.
My father gave me a black eye and a loose tooth one year for Christmas. “Merry fucking Christmas,” he said. Right before he smashed my face into the edge of the table.
I’d much rather have had a sweat shirt with a bear on it.
i got a bottle of oil from my teacher. haha. not unfortunate, just not something i would want.
lol my dad always buys me new socks..
my worst gift would have to be a bra, when i was in the third grade, thanks mom..so embarassing
Socks
It would have to have been the hubcaps. Now I see the value in them, but then . . . not a chance.
yeah, yeah .. it’s the thought that counts, whatever. Some gifts I believe lack thought whatsoever. You know, those last-minute gifts given out of obligation rather than thought. I hate those, and they always turn out super crappy and NEVER fit, but hey what do you expect >_>
Worst gift uh .. 2 shirts from my dad, they are EXACTLY the same and he keeps mentioning how expensive they are and he expected me to love them. But what’s funny is he said he shopped for them with the help of his 2 brothers and they spent an hour deciding. I give them props for the effort, it made me laugh … now that’s a gift that counts and something I’d actually wear just to make him happy.
Btw I’ve been reading this xanga for a long time, just too lazy to comment til now … don’t wanna seem random or anything.
The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.
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Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck I want you
4. Kiss on the lips I love you
5. Kiss on the ears I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes kiss me
8. Playing with your hair I can’t live without you
9. Hand on your waist I love you to much to let you go
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A plum is a plum,
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CoNgRatULaTioNs!!
You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the Internet! Once you read, this letter you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) be sent to 25 people After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE
YOU MAY NOT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME TO SEND IT…….. REMEMBER, IT MUST BE SENT TO 25 PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME TRUE! If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS CONTINUED UNTIL THE YEAR 20o3, IT WILL BE PLACED IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!
PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
*WARNING*
IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON, SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:
NOTE* THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE. IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER
(IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)
YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE. GOOD LUCK
The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck I want you
4. Kiss on the lips I love you
5. Kiss on the ears I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes kiss me
8. Playing with your hair I can’t live without you
9. Hand on your waist I love you to much to let you go
Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3. Guys & Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
Article 3: The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn’t a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she’s the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says “lets not fight anymore” even though you know that an hour later….
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say “I love you”
18. Actually … just the way they kiss you…
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don’t admit it)!
23. The way they say “I miss you”
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn’t hurt her anymore….. Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them … it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
This chain started in 1887. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people. It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them. Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say “I love you,” or “Will you go out with me?” NO JOKE!!!!!
NOW THE CONSEQUENCES
The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don’t break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!!
CoNgRatULaTioNs!!
You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the Internet! Once you read, this letter you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) be sent to 25 people After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE
YOU MAY NOT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME TO SEND IT…….. REMEMBER, IT MUST BE SENT TO 25 PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME TRUE! If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS CONTINUED UNTIL THE YEAR 20o3, IT WILL BE PLACED IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!
PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
*WARNING*
IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON, SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:
NOTE* THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE. IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER
(IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)
YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE. GOOD LUCK
My grandma used to get me secondhand clothing that hadn’t been washed so it invariably smelled like either armpits or cat urine. Ick.