December 31, 2005
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President Bush Part 2
President Bush has a few years left in office and something has occurred to me. He probably is getting the itch to invade another country. Now some extremist would say we should not let him invade any countries at all. I think this is the wrong approach.
I want to drop a few pounds. I have found the best way to lose weight is not to stop eating cold turkey. The best thing to do is try and cut back and just leave the table when I am content. That way I don’t have to gain any more weight and I still get to eat.
The same principle should be applied to our President. Instead of asking him to not invade countries, I think we should ask him to invade a country that causes the least amount of damage.
I have been thinking about Canada. Now I realize I have several subscribers from Canada. But I want you first to hear my reasoning. The reason that we should invade Canada is that they have universal health care. I think anyone from Canada would admit this is totally not fair. Why should everyone in Canada have health care when people in the United States have none? I have also heard that the Canadians get their prescriptions filled for less than we can here in America. This may be based on faulty intelligence but it is what I have heard. By invading Canada for their prescription drugs, we will drive down the cost of prescription drugs here in America. It will work just like the gas issue when we invaded Iraq. We invade and the price of gas went straight down.
Now to my subscribers in Canada I have a special message. You will greet us as liberators. We will destroy some of your infrastructure. But we will rebuild it. It will only take us about 20 years. But I think in the long term you will be much better off when you find out how wonderful the American way of life is. We may have to stay for awhile but that will just be until you can get on your feet again.
Which country would you like to see the President invade in his last few years as President? (Extra points will be given for creativity).
Comments (159)
I need ya’ll praying please! I have a 4 year old cousin with a bad staff infection and a fever. There is a 90% mortality rate and he already has Trisomy 13 which should have taken his life before age one. His name is Jonathan. Also please pray for a miracle and for the hearts of his 6 siblings and my aunt and uncle. Thank you
second!
Praying for wildcaz4455′s cousin.
Top 5!
Tiff got #1
Antartica. Because you know that country is such a troublemaker. And I hope he stays there! =P
Have a Happy New Year, Dan!
And I still can’t see your picture. =(
Iran
I think that President Bush should move into Venezuala… They could actually use the help.
Or, Aruba… The US needs a second Hawaii
Maybe it is just something with my computer.
Um… Dan? This is kind of a strange question. Why should I want to see anyone invaded?
However, I would say Luxembourg. They’re actually the richest country in the world per capita: the US is second. It’s a common misconception that the US is *the* richest nation in the world.
But I still think it’s a little weird to ask about invading countries.
good bush logic =)
Hey now…leave Canada alone!!!!
I think the Pres should mind his own business and NOT invade any foreign country.
DPRK, because we’re sure they have nukes
Although my personal theory is that Iraq did have nukes, they just shipped them off to Syria when we invaded.
Ahhhh ok, how weird! Have a Happy New Year!
Have you seen this yet? http://www.jibjab.com/Movies/MoviePlayer_na.aspx?contentid=123&adp=1 I think you should watch it considering what the topic of your post today is.
Can’t we just have world peace lol?
odd question.
maybe we should invade ourselves, destroy some things and then rebuild.
but swaziland needs some help, or sudan.
the falklands would just be fun. they’re sooo british!
Canada?!?! I don’t think that would be very good. I wouldn’t want to see an invasion period.
Iceland. Because they lie about they’re name… they’re totally green, see?
Yeah, that’s good enough to invade anyone…
Canada! What a wonderful idea! But I say we skip the invasion of other Countries all together, how about invading or own cities in the US. I think the army should just go into poor neighborhoods that are run by gangs and start blowing some heads off. They say charity starts at home.
Happy New Year Dan!!!!
Hmm… You know… those people in Sao Tome & Principe really need to learn a lesson…
Antarctica. Oh, wait … that’s a continent, isn’t it?
excuse typo’s up there, very tired today. By the way it’s me Laura ( new profile pic ) don’t I look smashing?
Maldives or any other small island, so that Mr.Bush can spend his life cum vacation after this term in office !
Happy New Year Dan!!! In another one hour, we will celebrate our New Year here
Dan, take it easy on the questions. It’s New Years Eve. Happy New Year.
I think he should invade Aruba, or any other exotic tropical locale for the exclusive use of Americans who desperately need to escape the winter blues.
Have a Happy New Year Dan!
I love the satire.
How about we invade the US. Just so other countries won’t hate us so much.
France. Thats an easy one. Good cheese, wine, and Bush can claim he invented the Eifel tower.
Cuba, then we could smoke the cigars.
Of course not.
Mexico? then we wouldn’t have to watch the boarders so carefully
No really I think he should spend the next few years fixing the mess here. We are spread too thin as it is.
I was thinking that Bush should try to invade Djibouti next. Please tell me I spelled that correctly. I think it should happen mostly because I want to hear Bush pronounce the name over and over again; but also because I want to hear the comedians talk about Bush and Djibouti. Now that I read that out loud, I think that would be terrible.
RYC – Thanks for the comments. Isn’t it nice to know how you affect other people’s lives
? I do hope that some of those predictions don’t come true, though.
well i wouldnt want to see a war period but when you said canada i just had to laugh, i think we should just take fricking peurto rico already! lol
California.
what? Is this a humorous attempt to bash bush? Isn’t there enough of that?
How about Australia?? After the troops invade….I would fly down & lure the band AC/DC to the U.S. where I could keep them in a cage in @ my house……I could hear them play live forever……sigh…….if only…..hehe
Hope you have a safe New Year’s Eve!!
Meow….Love, Candy
France
france. because they make good food and it would create a divide and conquer situation in western europe for future presidents that feel we need to invade something.
If he keeps invading he’ll become even more power hungry, (I figure any person who strives for that position, Leader of the United States, the world power has to already have a power isssue). Sometimes Cold Turkey is good. But, if he is to invade another country, I’d say go ahead and invade Portugal. I mean seriuosly, it’s almost the same as Spain, but they call themselves another country. Also, my mom’s side of the family live there, and she’s from there, and her whole family is crazy. So, I don’t think anybody would mind a little bit of the american influence there. Bush could just bomb them though. Get rid of all of them and have a fresh start. If he’s going to do that, he might as well do it to Germany too. (I was just kidding…I love German’s)
i think you forgot about the oil that canada has too… i forgot the exact terminology of where they have oil… something about sand dunes or something… need to start learning what i read in the news, especially since i read it like half a dozen times in different places… already starting to be senile over here apparently; i might need some of those prescription drugs…
lol! canada?? you’d be invading for the wrong reason lol. yes, prescriptions here get filled out quickly and at little cost (i think this may depend on what medication you’re getting) but if anything more serious happens to you, you’re in trouble. even though the federal government of canada contributes billions each year to health care (we’re one of the top health care spenders in the world) the public system still ranks at the bottom in world health care systems. there are room shortages, staff shortages, long wait lists for surgeries etc etc. there’s a lot of debate going on as to whether the federal government should allow private health care clinics “ease the burden” of the public system. the concept of universal health care is a great one. i’m glad we have it here because it does work well for more minor things. even though i’m no expert, it’s quite obvious the system has some problems. i’m not sure it’s worth an invasion
Ill be an extremist and say none and Canda would be a horribe place for bush to invade.We live so close to them that they would probaby invade our country too and 20 year ?youve got to be kidding!
Hollywood.
lol. how about the term protect against.. instead of invade? lol. and if that’s the case, then protect against invaders! whoever they are.. happy new years, dan!
lol. how about the term protect against.. instead of invade? lol. and if that’s the case, then protect against invaders! whoever they are.. happy new years, dan!
i agree with butterflybeth89 about iraq and WMDs and syria… it always annoyed me that the UN gave saddam like 3 months warning,saying they were going to come in and check for WMDs, and when they finally did, they were all, “oh look he doesnt have any….” yeah, well, they gave him pleanty of time to get rid of them. i think syria is where they’re at, or at least where they were at…
invade greenland.
Let’s just bring our heros home as soon as the mission is done in Iraq.
Dan, make it a happy new year!
I think Canada is the very least of our worrys. We did a good thing for Iraq. Only an idiot would disagree. North korea is a problem.. They are keeping their arms as a trump card.
Why don’t we take some of the American cities in decay, invade them, and then rebuild the infrastructure? They need the work, and we need to keep our money at home.
Canada? Pssh. You send me a happy new year and then offer to invade my country. How subversive of you Dan. (Anyway, the U.S. already tried twice and got beat both times. So there.)
Why not invade Mexico instead and stop the problem of illegal immigration once and for all? Better weather down south, too.
Oh, and happy new year!
I think he should invade Croatia… the croatians need to learn to hold their own lol…
Happy New Year!!
I say loompaland. He can go himself and stay if he wishes…that’s alright with me….
China man, I would love to see the US Army get completely crushed.
Plus China is a really terrible and oppressive place.
happy new year Dan!
You may have to drag your unfinished business along with your hopes into the future to have your dreams. Carpe diem. Life was meant to be awesome. Sieze the daze. Punch through with me. Kick the darkness until it bleeds daylight. Fresh horses for all …this year and forever …we ride! For life or death! All or nothing!
china.
How about go attack every country where the minorities out weigh the white then go incountry and get rid of the scragglies finally out with the monority troops and then you’d have an all white world the way it was intended to be god knows if you put 15% smart minorities in colleges now by the end of lets say 20 years we’d have to worry about sharing a bigger fraction of the better jobs too and we can’t have that Much Love Happy New Year : )
I win for creativity
I’m for Hollywood and France! Hmmmm. Change that to just Hollywood. France already has active insurgents. Hollywood could be bombed with morals.
I would say Canada but then where will we go when the draft comes back? So in turn I think we should invade England and free all the swans from the Queen!
antarctica
or the united states
yay top 100 lol he should invade cuba because i said so and he should
venezuela or north korea. iran because their prez is a dick.
Djibouti.
or Vatican City.
I vote we keep President Bush from from invading any country in his next years. Judi
Texas! Yeah, I know . . . it’s not a country. They (TXans) think it is, tho. Mostly, just have’m go back where he came from and should never have left!
On the cheaper meds thing . . . they’re cheaper in CA and many other European nations because they put a cap on how much pharmaceuticals can charge. Not here, no siree, not the country that accepts large $ums of poltical $upport from them. Here there’$ no cap.
Happy New Year !!!^^
HAHAHAHAHA
you crack me up 
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I would say Columbia, because of the drug trade.
I think China would be a fun jaunt… no more worries about their expanding global market.
How about overthrowing the US government and starting from scratch?
My second choice would be Swaziland. Because it has such a cool name, and I’d really like to see if the Pres could pronounce it.
switzerland!! free chocolate for all!
Hahhaha, I totally didn’t expect this from you! A million eProps! I love it.
I think we should invade the moon. I heard the Man in the Moon has WMDs!
Besides, if Bush took over the moon, maybe he could go there and leave everyone on our planet alone.
Hmm… I would have to say Mexico… take all of the illegal immigrants who swam up the river to get here, and put them all on one big huge bomb and send it down to mexico… the bomb doesn’t make any damage, it just lands nicely and opens up and lets all of the illegal immigrants back on their homeland. Then we build a 50 foot wall on the border and in order to come into the US, you gotta have a visa, gotta be able to speak english, and be willing to go back to mexico unless you have a decent job, promise not to be loud at night, and et. cetera.
I think the Republican President should invade the Confederate States of America. Winning over the hearts and minds of the local population will be much easier. After 140 years, they finally came around in the C.S.A. and voted for the Party of Lincoln, so they’re already well conqered and defeated.
In 1862 Gereral Benjamin Butler occupied New Orleans, so I’m sure we still have the plans for occupation around somewhere. We’ve already shipped quite a bit of goods and materials to New Orleans already, so we know they’ll be receptive in that part of the Confederacy.
We also know that many wish to escape the Confederacy and make it to freedom. Two famous refugees come to mind. A former Governor of part of the Confederacy, Bill Clinton escaped to New York. His wife, another refugee, not only escaped, but did the reverse carpet bagger thing and got elected in New York.
Occupying the Confederacy also opens up new trade markets. Those poor folks don’t have nearly enough snow, while Buffalo has plenty.
We can also establish a new capital, removing the CSA government in Richmond and moving it to Margaritaville.
Texas! It is a whole other country…right?
Antartica, once we got that taken over not even China will be in our way!
Happy New Year my GOD bless it
Erica
well lots said Antartica so i say Lexumburg the ritchest country in the world and we’ll have all their money. and then the government will give it all to ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol just tricken
What about Texas they think of themselves as a country
I think he should invade the internet.
Hey, at least it’ll keep him occupied. ^_^
Or… should I say, the internet would be occupied?
Mwahahahaha…
>8}
As a Canadian, I was offended by your ideas, even if they were in a joking manner. There is a reason why we have health-care and you don’t. It’s because we want it, and you don’t. We pay for it in our taxes. If you Americans invaded for our health-care, you wouldn’t get our health-care; we would lose ours, because it is not important for Americans. Everything better about Canada is because we want it that way, so your invasion would simply change Canada to your own image, and none of our advantages would then apply in the new ‘manifest-destiny’ country. As for drugs, it would not lower the prices. We don’t make most of our drugs anyways, a lot of them we simply buy from the states and other countries. The reason they are lower in general, the reason most medical things are lower, is because of government subsidies, something you Americans would no doubt take away. You want free health-care, and yet you scoff at a liberal government. You can’t have it both ways. An invasion of Canada by America would destroy us.
Japan so they can send their secret prototype MECHA GODZILLA after the US Militaries. After all, after watching all of the Japanese anime, we KNOW that they have to have SOMETHING that they’re not telling us!! XD
Either that, or they could go invade Denmark. I believe that Denmark is still in control of Greenland, and we could take that nice chunk of land as per the resulting treaty. Because, as we all know, land is good.
Macedonia! It is obviousely smuggling drugs and weapons to Serbia
But remember what Bush said during one of his debates? Those prescription drugs from Canada are DANGEROUS!
I was going to say something like Iran or Syria, but since we’re getting points for creativity, how about Equador? It has oil…
China.
It would be a challenge.
Lots of rice.
I like rice.
And I don’t think they would mind at all.
Such easy tempraments.
Or maybe Korea. They would like that.
The saddest part is that we (Canada) would probably welcome you with tea and cookies.
We may have a wonderful health care program, but our public education system (at least in my province) is crap.
If you invaded us, we would become an exact replica (sans the excessive amount of fat people) of the United States. Our education would improve, but our health care would decline.
Besides, invasions involve death, and since the attack would come from the border, and I live close to the border (though on the west coast… no where near Washington DC), I might die. And nobody wants to die, right?
Canada that would be silly, they are ours already, we get their stuff cheep and we don’t need to pay to upgrade their medical care up to US Quality levels. Lets just let them live with the fantasy that they are independent of the USA.
Now Mexico would be another story, we invade them and we can end this fantasy that California and Mexico are different countries. We get warm beaches and oil and they finely will become the rich nation that by rights they already are but for a few families that steal it all.
I’m thinkin Canada or Madagascar. Just for the hell of it.
Eva.
I think we should invade ourselves. We’re not so great…yes, we have some really great things…but, we need a revolution.
I had several not so kosher ones, but I decided against saying those..
Italy, I really like lasagna
Switzerland. Those neutral wuss bastards. Everyone deserves to be slapped every once in awhile.
Erika
Hey I don’t think he should invade anyone. I think he should bring home all the troops. I think he should retire the whole army. Then he should open all our borders, take up permanent residence at Camp David with an intern, letting his wife act as leader of our country. That should keep us safe at least until we get Hilary in the white house.
I say France. Wine and cheese for everyone! Plus, they will never fight back! Hehee!
Happy New Year!
I’m all for a pre-emptive strike against Wal-Mart before it amasses more wealth than the American government and takes over the world.
How about holding Bush back and letting someone else invade us? Say, Canada perhaps? Or better yet, become one with Canada. That way we all get that nice healthcare plan and lower perscription drug cost. Or we could demolish some of our problems and start over.
He should invade YOURMAMASTAN.
Togo.
Have you ever heard of it? Probably not. Do you know where it is? No. Let’s all learn some new geography!
um. pardon?? this is not a post i would share with my friends.
Happy New Year!
I want to see him invade the U.S., oh wait, lol, he already has with being president. HA!
He’s the most gorgeous man to ever “invade” the executive office, hehe.
Trinidad and Tobago lol I don’t know. This is a strange post…
canada??? dude, they’re like a second US already – we don’t need to invade them. i second antarctica.
Very amusing, Dan. Spoken like a true conservative Republican.
Incidentally, the price of gas seems to me to have gone UP since we invaded Iraq.
I would love for Dubya to invade California. Hey, they are a country all their own and all the kooky, idiotic ideas come from there. Then those stupid ideas spread east and infect the whole United States. I say invade California. Set up a Club Gitmo on the campus at Berkeley for starters and incarcerate those liberal professors and anti-war protestors first. LOL What a hoot that will be! Make them were a dog collar and parade around nude and form a pyramid. Wait…wait….they would like that. Axe that idea about nudity and group pyramids. ROFLMAO
My vote is for Vatican City. Castelo Sant’Angelo would be a cool place to live(Bush is taking me w/ him, right?) , I owe it to the sisters anyway(
not really
), and the food is great – ya’ll can come too – gots lottsa relatives who’ll put ya up and feed ya till ya can’t…
hey i’m a Californian and my babe is part Mexican- I resemble alot of these remarks.
Ok no creativity here- but I think Mexico- because the people there are oppressed by poverty and corrupt government and so maybe we could help them!
Hmm….I’ve been overall impressed by various posts on your blog, yet I came to this update and I had to wonder: Why the satirical mocking of our President? Oil was not the issue. A power hungry, blood thirsty, psychopath in authority over the lives of millions of people was the issue. The issue was in the terrorism and brutality inflicted upon that dictator’s countrymen. The issue lay in the fact that the tyrant held potential for directly or indirectly causing death and suffering for thousands of Americans. Was oil affected in the process of removing him? Yes. Oil is the primary industry in the Middle East. Is it really all that surprising that it was affected because of the war? Seriously, what event taking place in the Middle East would not affect oil in some way? Oil was not the issue. Though I appreciated your past posts, it rather annoyed me that here you would encourage others to engage in disrepect for our leader.
France, so we can officially own the “French” fries. Plus, just like beating up the losers on the playground, invading France is funny!
GWB should definitely invade Antartica. Or, like, a library.
Where is Canada? Doesn’t it border Iraq. I think we should leave the middle east alone and therefore Canada is out.
How about we invade California? I am sure that our tanks would have no trouble rolling over the tree huggers and Nancy Pelocy’s Berkeley brigade. We could capture valuable resources (timber, seals, and wine). The people would welcome us as liberators as we would remove the tax burden that is being imposed upon them by the imported tyrant from Austria and we would be freeing from oppression all of those illegal immigrants who are being abused by the Californians to create a better state for Californian citizens at their expense.
I think we could really sell this invasion in the red states as no one likes Canada…I mean California. Well actually both. If this works well, New York and the whole of New England better look out! Of course we really have to consider if we – as Americans – want to be burdened with the rebuilding of California after the Austrian Govenator has ravaged it.
What about Germany. Heck, we already have bunchs of bases there. We should just take a couple of divisions, fly into the bases we already have and then, when they least expect it, jump up and yell “you’re invaded”. Then go have a bier and some schnitzel.
I almost said England, because they’d never suspect a thing, but I’m not crazy about the food.
A strange choice of words.
“Invade.” “Destroy.” Not too pleasing to the ears.
Sounds like.. chaos, like with the aliens from movies and television.
I have no idea. And I don’t think someone with his mind caliber would be able to invade.. anything. No offense to anyone, of course. Just.. a thought.
But I digress. I hold no interest in any kind of “invasion” that may and could take place soon, so blah.
Antarctica. And let’s hope he gets stuck there.
I really want Bush to invade his own ass… and blow it for all I care…
Anyway… Unhappy and Undecided New year…
i thought canada was already part of our country….? ;P
i guess you already saw this: [link] .
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None. Ignorance and arrogance are bad foreign policy!
Scaninavia!!!!!
spin the globe and point a finger….. We’d probably be invading china.
Terrible, terrible and rather selfish logic.
Damn, people take everything so seriously. I want you all to grow a sense of humor for the new year. Lighten up a little.
And I don’t want to hear “well, war shouldn’t be taken lightly!”
If you have the urge to say anything like that, please return to the top of my comment and repeat as many times as necessary.
why can’t we just have world peace?lol… i like your site and i’m totally with you.
Canada…. good grief. They stink. Their health care stinks. People die waiting to be cared for.
They allow terrorists into our country through their borders. Stick with Canada plan but don’t bring their ways here.
((( GRANDMA HUGS )))
Lori
Im pretty sure Puerto Rico is already a US Territory. Does that count for invading ourselves?
How bout the Vatican? That would make the news!!!
Invade Turkey
Yum…Turkey
Stupid weight loss
*shakes fist*
Easter Island.
smallest island in the south pacific.
also known as rapa nui.
home to the moai statues.
basically, giant heads filled with nothing.
bush should feel at home there.
and its only 63 sq miles.
he’d probably get lost anyway.
ISRAEL (not PALESTINE!!!!!): Stop Ariel Sharon before he harms the rest of the world.
CUBA: I really wanna go there, so don’t blow it up!
ok!
The only problem with this is that Canada doesn’t have a government, or a culture, that hates Americans, and either wants to or has already tried to destroy them. You’re saying “if the apples, why not the oranges?” But the comparison is really rather silly, if you ask me.
And by the way, I love the way you disguise yourself as a religious conservative, when it’s obvious that you’re actually a radical liberal. Ha! I might try that in 2008, baby!
president ((fagget)) BUsh should go die in and hell cuz he shouldn’tbe a president anyone. they should impeach him, hes a stupid bastard, who only cares about himself, and not the the thousands of other people dieing. Hes UGG to.
he so fucking gay
lol, he should invade antarctica with the penguins
Is this a joke? Oh my god. Just..oh my god. This is at once hilarious and morbidly frightening. ARE THERE MORE OF YOU???
I think it should be Australia.. Australia would make a great island prison for all of Bush’s “enemy combatants”!!!
invade canada? thats hilarious. i just hope your not seriously supporting that theory
I would invade Mexico. Think about it: they have corrupt bureaucrats that we could fire, they’ve got natural resources, and they all want to be here anyway. No more illegal immigrants! By the way, I’m pretty much serious about this. It would be a win-win situation.
Well invading the East Coast of Africa has already been proven not to work well. Somalia pt 2? Let’s not. I say…..England!!! Lets invade England!! That sounds like an adverture.
Bosnia and Herzegovinia…fun, right? Canada’s universal health care system is being debated by government for adoption in the United States…or so I hear…
Granada. o <- actual size
why would we want to invade a country that is not causing us any problems
y invade anywhere when all bush shud do is not invade anymore however i agree with his decisions to go to war with iraq i mean we cant let all those innocent ppl die cuz saddam wants to kill em for fun however i must correct u when we invaded gas prices go up because its harder for the companies over there to export it to us im sry but i also completely dis agree with the canada idea. invading canada wud do nothing but destroy well established ally. now i will refrain from calling u an idiot because i think u r educated further than me but u have takin all of this and twisted this into a crakpot scheme
im sry to disagree but if we all agreed then no one wud live nor die
plz tell me wut u think of this
-pete
Dude we should take over russia or like mexico maybe not mexico because we would take over alot of their problems but alright idk maybe like ahhhhh ummmm texas oh wait we already have that, maybe cuba we could turn it into a sweet paradise like they wanted to in that one mob movie good fellas
i think venezuela is a good place to invade right about now…and in the near furure cuba
He should invade his own country, and rid it of the useless rednecks and religious freaks that make it the laughing stock of the world…
There may be a problem when the Americans realize we don’t see them as liberators, and that we actually like our Canadian way BETTER! hehe. Not that the Americans are horrible people or anything… they should just be kept in their place.
On another note, the phrase “cold turkey” takes on a new meaning when talking about food. I think you’ll agree that it could cause some momentary confusion.
I think Iraq was really Bush’s attempt to invade a country, but “changed” his motives when he realized not everyone was behind that idea. Besides, the U.S. already HAS hot desert! Silly Dubya.
uh, china.
HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAaha
I think Texas. That place is a fucking cesspool.
Why should everyone in Canada have health care when people in the United States have none?
Um, because the two countries have a different way of distributing tax and national insurance ? Because Canada doesn’t spend its national budget on funding weapons programmes for hostile countries ?
Personally I’d like to see George Bush invade Lundy, just to see how long it took him to find on a map.
The price of gas went up, and maybe all Canadians do have health care, but the system is overloaded and there are ridiculously long lines to get treated.
Somewhere on a continent we haven’t tried before. Maybe Brazil. Or El Salvador.
I liked the Antarctia one, too. But we have to make sure we don’t hurt the penguins.
And Anna_Lanche, I live in Texas. It’s not that bad in the cities. Have you even been here?
I think your next question should be ‘Do you think Texas is uncivilzed? If so, does the way the country portrays Texas influence your opinion?’
Because I really think that those commercials for things that have to do with Texas that have with cowboys and horses are biased. It bugs me.