January 17, 2006
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Bed Sheets
In my opinion, it is better to take a bath before you go to bed. The reason is that I am clean before I get in the bed. Then I am clean when I wake up. My wife said it is better to take a bath in the morning because then she will be clean in the morning. The advantages to this system is that we don’t use up the hot water leaving no hot water for the other.
You can probably see the problem. She is going to bed dirty and therefore making the bed dirty. I therefore think that the sheets should be cleaned more often than she thinks they should be cleaned. So I must make it a priority to make sure the bed sheets are clean.
How often should bed sheets be washed?
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I wash mine once every month. Nice question here. Kind of funny too.
once a week
every other week
if you cum on it, then wash it!
Every other week!
hrmm once a week. i washed my comforters and the washing machine tore holes in them. how are we suppose to clean comforters?
At least once a week. If not more. And don’t forget to vaccuum the mattress. That’s where the bed bugs live…if you have them, that is.
oh at least once a week or so…
Um, well, yeah it depends on whether you shower before bed. It also depends on how often you have sex. Well, it does! I think, on average, most sheets should be washed at least once a week.
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never
every 2 weeks. showers morning (to wake up) and nightn (to keep bed clean)! okay, i’m a clean freak.
every 2 weeks. showers morning (to wake up) and nightn (to keep bed clean)! okay, i’m a clean freak.
I shower in the morning.
If you shower then sleep, you’re only dirtying yourself with the dirty sheets…as sheets are always dirty.
I hardly ever wash mine…but I think they should be washed at least every three weeks, I mean…it’ll get gross much after that.
I’m talking real sick.
I wash mine once a week.
I prefer baths before I go to sleep, but my hair looks like someone rubbed a pork chop in it when I awake…so then I have to take another bath before work. If I take two a day my hair dries out…it’s odd. So I end up taking them in the morning… I just thought you should know
I sleep on the sofa, so once a year.
just reminded me i haven’t washed mine since christmas day.
It depends… If you take showers at night time before bed, I’d say once every month is good.
If you take showers in the morning after you get out of bed, I’d say every two weeks.
Nicholas
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once a month
We wash ours about once a week.
once or twice a week. And showers should be taken in the morning so that you’re clean for the day… besides, even if you take a shower at night, you still sweat sometimes. Plus, you need the shower to wake you up.
once a week. also, is that really you in the picture?
~~~melissa~~~
Once a month.
Every other Saturday. And I am like you….go to bed clean and the feshness of the sheets will last longer.
There is no greater feeling than crawling into bed with a clean body onto crispy clean sheets. Yep…sooo nice.
I’m with you on the showering at night business. I’m just not able to sleep without knowing I am clean.
As for the sheets, I say they need to be washed every other week.
i actually recently got my bed sheets washed, and here is my opinion on the matter.
a) right after ur not sick nymore.
b) every 1.5 – 2 weeks.
or c) just whenever u feel like it. it’s not like they’ll disintegrate in the washing machine.
every couple of weeks to every month…but i don’t wash my sheets too often..in fact, i can’t remember the last time i did wash them. I shoudl probably get to taht
They SHOULD be cleaned once a week, but I’m lazy so for me its like, once a month. And its not like I’m doin anything dirty, so hey.
When you feel like it.
I change mine every sunday
i used to not wash my sheets that often.. now i see the neeed.. so once per week.
and i shower at night mostly to go to bed clean.. when you wake up you’re still clean.. unless you run around in your sleep.
Every week.
Haven’t changed my sheets in 8 years -no one’s slept on them
You’re questions always have to much “depends on…” answers. You need to give more detail. They’re to open ended, is what I’m saying. They are good, but open ended.
i change mine every week also. and i think that showering before bed makes more sense, and allows you to sleep just a bit late, lol.
. . .and yes, the comforter needs to be washed too (or the duvet cover).
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Once every ten days or so. I shower at nights for that clean feeling.
your body sweats in the night so it doesnt matter if you go to bed squeaky clean. You sheets will still be dirty in the morning.
Im lazy and do it when it begins to look dirty. I wash mine twice a month maybe, more if i have nothing to do (unlikely).
miss piggy
once a week (just cause that is what my mom does)
I’ve been sleeping on the bear mattress with a sleeping bag over me since Thanksgiving.
once a week
Once every couple weeks, perhaps, whenever you have time…
1x/week..
solution…my husband showers in the morning and at night!
hmmm…i like taking showers at night to get into bed clean and in the morning to help wake up, and sheets are washed at the end of the week
I mean *bare* mattress.
Cleaniness is next to godliness but it depends on which god you are.
i think the question is actually, how often should you NOT SKIP YER OCD MEDS DAN.
jeeze.
(just kiddin ya dude. i had the same convo with my bed partners. it doesn’t skeeve me out TOO much, though. mostly )
whenever you feel it is time. That means when you feel you’re getting dirty just lying in bed.
GARY
every other week
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I wash mine whenever they do not smell fresh and clean like I want them to smell. I am very sensitive to smell and so like it when they smell really fresh. Judi
when you spill something on them…
you tell me…
eh, every 2-3 weeks. whenever they seem dirty.
Never. Just don’t use them.
Probably every 2 or 3 weeks. I wash mine whenever I remember to. Also, I shower at night for the same reason you do, but sometimes I also shower in the morning because it wakes me up and so that my hair doesn’t dry into funky contortions.
i take a shower at night (same reasoning, so i can go to bed clean) and i still think the sheets should be washed weekly… though i also go through a towel like every five days… (though i did know ppl who change their towels like every other day) but anyways… wash the sheets weekly… they’re sheets… easy to wash…
but at the very very very least every other week…
Maybe once a month.
It used to be every several months. That was when I was living at home with my parents, I never made my bed or changed my sheets. I think the longest I have gone is 6 or 7 months with the same pillowcase.
Now I wash them every month. I’m in college and it’s not a pain to wash them. I accually enjoy laundry.
I wash mine twice a week…mites and stuff live there!
Every few weeks. We shower every morning anyway
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ugh, i try to wish mine at least once a week, if not twice. sleeping in clean sheets is glorious. where as, sleeping in gross dirty sheets… i mean, you’re in them for like, 8 hours. if we where clothes for eight hours, we wash them… whats the difference?
every couple of days
Every other week, and other times if it’s really needed.
I`d say bed sheets should be washed at least once a week. <3
Just buy a new one every month.
idk how often i clean mine or how often they need to be cleaned…i don’t clean em…basically when my mom says to take my sheets off the bed, i do and toss em in the washer!!!!!
Once a week.
~Caroline~
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i was raised to stick to the one week rule
once a week. more in the summer cause they get gross during the hot summer and the winter too when you blast the heat too much.
every week if your good, but mine get done about once a month.
5 years, give or take 20
peace max
once a week
how often should they be washed? Once a week….how often are they washed?…. well let’s just say not that often….
Sorry, not applicable to me… I cerimoniously incinerate my sheets every three weeks.
I change the sheets every week.
It depends on what you do in bed and how much you wear in bed. I must say that I deffinately agree with you on showering(or bathing) before bed.
I probably wash my sheets less often then I should…but I usually clean them once a month.
And regarding your homeschooling question: I was homeschooled up through 7th grade. In 8th grade I enrolled in a private Christian school due to my mom’s getting sick. I really enjoyed homeschooling. Besides providing the general education, it also allowed time for other education’al’ experiences which (had I been in school) I would not have had.
As far as the quality of the education…my mother was an intelligent, well-rounded person, and taught me well. The only subject she wasn’t really good at was math, but for that we had an excellent curriculum which made it easy for me to teach myself, and now math is one of my best subjects.
As to the whole social issue…there are plenty of ways for homeschoolers to socialize.
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i wash mine often because #1 i shower in the morning, and #2 i get acne really easially, and you can get it from the germ crap on your pillows and stuff. i wash my comforter more like every other month because, well, there’s a sheet under it, and it doesn’t get dirty as quickly.
Weekly..always.
I could go on for weeks. o.o 4-6?
I’m gross.
i don’t use sheets. i just get tangled up when i do.
More often than I do…
When they start coming off the bed themselves.
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Preferably once a week and then washed in hot hot water with bleach.
Once a week or once every other week, preferably once a week though.
I’m going to plead the fifth here. All I’ll say is that sheets should be changed more often than mine are.
Well I guess that all depends on how much you wash it currently doesn’t it? In myy opinion you should wash it every other week…and if you do already then I would clean it every week…once a week that is.
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You should change ur bed sheets every week.
every two weeks or after i have an accident (then right away)
I say between 2 and 4 weeks, depending on usage. I also agree that if you make a mess on it then you need to wash them as soon as possible
At least once a week!!!
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once a month, I live a life way too busy to be able to do so every week and I bathe at night, so yea i guess it’s cool
I agree, go to bed CLEAN, change the sheets every wk- - if you have sex before it’s time to clean the sheets, definitely change the sheets after sex.
Wash sheets every week…babies sheets get washed or changed every other day. Wash bodies when it works for you. If I shower at night, then my curly hair smashes and frizzes and looks generally terrible. If I shower in the morning then my hair is bouncy all day. Dh showers at night mostly…right after his work-out…um, not that work-out.
lol well i think every couple weeks but from your little story, my time frame sounds long! i was out with my parents buying a new bed for me (thank god!
) and the lady was like how often do you change your sheets, im like every couple months? but thats true i guess. idk..whatever, im a teenager haha.
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Well, since I take a shower before I go to bed, I say once a month for me.
once a … month?
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weekly is best, 2 weeks is acceptable, beyond that gets nasty. and yes, if they become extra soiled for whatever reason, don’t hesitate to wash them
Once a week, just as a rule of thumb.
every 1.5 weeks
I don’t do mine enough……….
Once a week.
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So…i chuckle at this…b/c my mother…is odd. B/c she’s read too much stuff about bedbugs and stuff…so not only does she wash my sheets once a week, she bleaches them. It sucks too…my pretty sheets always fade mucho..
Buut…she washes our blankets/mattress covers once a month and the comforters at the beginning of every season…it’s a pretty nuerotic thing too…she won’t do laundry till i change the right things…psycho…lol.
this was ridiculously long comment about sheets of all things…
Once a week. More often if they get too messed up. I hate messy sheets & bedcovers.
It depends… At LEAST twice a month, I’d say. For the sheets anyway… The comforter, that can be once a month or so.
Generally, every other week, it’s just like most every has already said. Shower time and the frequency of your sexual escapades. He he. I just wanted to say sexual escapades! Sometimes when you have small children you need to live it up at least on xanga.
I will say, one of the best feelings is “fresh sheet” ahhh!
Ever thought about when you sweat in bed?
Sheets should probably be washed every month or so, whether you go to bed before or after a shower. There’s other bugs that live in your sheets regardless of how “clean” you are before you get in them (does this relate to the whole towel discussion? lol). However, in actual practice I probably wash my sheets a total of 3-4 times a year.
I know, I know, just never got in the habit….
Kinda depends I guess
Kinda depends I guess
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Once a week or maybe every other week. But you shouldn’t sleep on them after not washing them for two weeks. That’s kinda nasty.
We waste water… Two showers a day.
…Saves water by not needing to do as much Laundry…
Once a week….
Candy
Bout once a week. My hubby showers in the morning, too, and he is kind of stinky when he’s sleeping.
From the time I was a little kid I took baths/showers in the evening. Then I started to work at a iron foundry from 1:30 to 3:30pm and HAD to shower afterwards before going to my 2nd shift job. So for that 1 1/2 year stint, showers were in the afternoon. THEN I was given a 1st shift position and started to take showers in the morning to WAKE MY SORRY BUTT UP!
When to wash the sheets? When my wife says it’s time.
Once a week! Most definately. I usually don’t get to it until every other, but I also wash ever bathroom/kitchen etc. rug along with bedding
At least every two weeks. I am a guy that has to take a shower in the morning because otherwise my hair is all nasty and crappy in the morning. I can’t go more than 24 hours without a shower, I have so much oil and stuff in my hair it look bad just at the end of the day. And I hate not being able to take a shower every day. I like feeling clean. But sheets, I can make two weeks, no problem. Past that, it gets kinda nasty.
I’m with just about everyone else-once a week. Last week was different, though, because my son’s diaper leaked through twice. Right through to the mattress pad and everything.
I’m with just about everyone else-once a week. Last week was different, though, because my son’s diaper leaked through twice. Right through to the mattress pad and everything.
im pretty sure that your dirty wife isn’t going to kill you
each week for sheets.
once every 2 weeks. Lol…. I can sooo relate to this entry! Isnt it wierd how we DO live our lives affecting other ppl, like it or not.
you seem like a clean freak, from several of your questions, and that seriously turns me off.
the religiousness I can deal with. but chill out about dirt — it’s okay! really
If you wash the sheets and make the bed – as often as you like! If she washes the sheets and makes the bed – as often as she likes – but she should let you do the wash and make the bed whenever you get uncomforatble with it!
Every week.
i just washed my sheets last week for the first time in about… a year probably. ew.
Minimum once a week. i, too, shower in the evening.
Gross. Once a week in hot water to kill any and all bed bugs/mites.
Not to mention Enterobius vermicularis…
weekly
I change my sheets once a week! Ever seen the clorox commercial? I am forever scarred by it.
Once a week.
I am a shower before bed and dh is a shower in the morning.
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Sorry, the topic made me laugh.
On principal, they should be washed once a week. Being lazy in the form of bed-refashioning, I take care of this problem by taking two showers, one in the morning and one before bed. They’re not long either. I don’t like wasting water.
LOL…. So do YOU wash them? I love the feel of nice Clean Sheets….. I say once a week!!!!
Once a month, but I sleep solo. If I’m sharing the bed with a significant other, then at least once a week…
I’ve heard once a week because of all the critters that live in your sheets and feed off your dead skin cells. I usually do it every two or three
Every one to two weeks. I’ve been known to keep the same sheets for two months and spray it with Febreze when it starts to smell. I blame it on being a college student – why break with tradition?
Hmm…. I suppose it all depends upon a few things. Firstly, if you share a bed with a spouse I think every other week would be good. If it is the summertime and you haven’t any air conditioning, once a week would probably be good whether you share or not. As for showering before/after bed, I’ve never felt it really matters. Really, the thing that makes bedsheets and blankets dirty is tiny flakes of dead skin. You shed skin flakes all your life, most of them microscopic. In fact, 70% of household dust is actually human skin flakes. Anywho, showering helps a little, but you shed skin and hair while you sleep, shower or not. Also, the natural oils secreted by the skin as well as sweat is not prevented by showering. But, for the person who works out before going to sleep: shower before you tuck in!
Hmmm, last time I checked I’ve never heard of anyone dying from dirty bed sheets. I’m very curious about Mrs. Theologian Cafe’s opinion on this one.
once a week is good. i try once every other week, but sometimes i get so lazy i do it once a month. definitely once a week in the summer!!! we all sweat too much!
Once a week is good. More often if you let the dogs up on the bed. The real question is, how often do you change your pajamas?
we wash ours once a week.
Once a week.On Sundays.A bath before bed to unwind. and a bath in the morning to wash off the sins of the night. Catholosism, ain’t nothing like it!!!
My husband and I have the same problem. He is just like you about being clean before bed, but he then showers again in the morning. Sometimes, if I feel really gross, I shower at night. I also shower after I work out so when that is after my morning shower I will have to shower again. I can not go without my morning shower though. The problem is that when I shower too often, my hair and skin get itchy dry. The best solution I have come up with is to not shower before bed.
I think the sheets need washed once per week except when more active, then more often. He washes them about every two to three days.
I shower in the morning and at night. Sheets get washed every week.
Showers at night…completely agree. Plus I get more time to sleep in the morning =)
As for washing the sheets- I wash mine after 2-4 weeks. But growing up my mom made us change them every week or at the most, every other week as everyone else in my house took morning showers.
You are right and your wife is wrong in this instance. And under such intolerably unhygienic conditions, your bed sheets should be cleaned and sterilized at least once a day, along with all upholstered furniture..
They should be washed? I know that they get changed, but I assumed the fairies just took them away while I was at work, then replaced them with new ones.
Your wife goes to bed “dirty”? By hospital standards, maybe, unless she’s been gardening or working on the car. This post, and your previous one about the laundromat toys makes a huge assumption about germs being horrifically dirty little things. I like to think of them as just another little life form, like a bunny (a bunny that can make you sick, but still).
Every other week, but wash your feet before bed.
when they get dirty.
Every week or so. Sometimes sooner, sometimes a little later. I shower in the morning. I really like having showers before bed, but then my hair looks like some sort of unnatural creature has nested themselves on my head when I get up in the morning. Not so pretty.
I’m with you … I like to be clean before I go to bed … the sheets should be washed weekly.
I am not sure, but I take showers at night, too
dude…yes! someone understands me! thats exactly what i do!
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Are you kidding? I think you and your wife spend too much time thinking dirty thoughts LOL. I shower every other day sometime during daylight hours. Hubby showers on work days. We wash the sheets maybe every few weeks. Using condoms or infrequency of sex lessens the need to wash them in our opinion.
I wash my sheets like once a month – some people may think that’s nasty, but that’s just me!
I do ours about once every 2-3 weeks. I like the feeling for clean sheets, but the only time I think about the being dirty is when I catch my dog (part chow, so imagine lotsa loose doggie hair) under my covers.
I dated a guy in high school who was terrified of his bed getting dirty. We didn’t last long, I thought he was too uptight.
Now that I’m married with 2 people stinking up the bed, once a week. I shower before bed too. I used to only wash the sheets once a month when I lived alone.
more often then I wash them
At LEAST once a week.
if i had money…every other week would probably acceptable. but since i’m a poor college kid with no quarters to spare, i wash mine whenever i get an extra 75 cents. and when i have detergent. and fabric softener…cuz nothing beats soft sheets.
I have always ascribed to your theory of clean body, clean bed…but Mark does not. Phooey.
When we have a housekeeper the sheets get washed every Thursday..when we dont they get washed when I feel like it…I aim for once a week but sometimes dont get it done for two.
every 12 days
We are like this, if my wife and I know we are going to have sex, then we both shower/bathe before going to bed. Clean is good. If not, then it’s whatever. I like to shower before work everyday but I have oily hair.
A funny story is in college, my friend had a very nasty roommate who would leave his underwear lying around. So my friend would take his dirty undies and put them in his pillow case. The guy finally found them when he stripped his bed at the end of the year. So for him, every nine-months was often enough.
every sunday if you fuck on the regular
I shower in the morning but wash my sheets every 2 weeks unless I’ve bben lucky and gotten lucky! *wink wink*
Once every two weeks
Every other week.
i’m a freak about cleanliness…i wash mine no less than every other friday. sometimes sooner, if the dogs have been sleeping in the bed as well.
depends on what’s going on between the sheets… if you know what i mean.
Whenever you want to.
First of all, I’m so OCD that I’d never have sex without a shower first. So a shower in the morning doesn’t make me clean and fresh when I go to bed at night. And when I go to bed clean my sheets stay cleaner longer. I change them once a week unless I’m sick, then it’s as often as needed. But I also change my matress pad about every 3-4 weeks. And I wash my drooled-on pillows.
Bedsheets should be changed every week, on cleaning day.
Once a month! Conserve water! Not washing your bed sheets won’t kill you. However, do wash your bed sheets if you have severe medical problems, or asthma, and allergy.
CONSERVE WATER!
Well, actually, taking a bath is known as bathing in your own filth, right? So, aren’t you actually go to bed more dirty than before?
idk, that is a really dood question! no one could think of anything like that cept you huh? But i’d say every other week,
~ Jasmine ~
Weekly….
Weekly w/bleach or colorsafe bleach.
Definitely once a week.
Crawling into bed all clean is a nice thing. But I have mega hair so there’s no way I’m showering before bed to have wet hair all night. But then again, I actually don’t shower every day. More like every other.
Do you think that you need to shower every day?
And, I think the sheets should be changed every 2 weeks or so!
i dont sleep on my bed. i sleep on the couch. the heat is near the couch and my bed is full of clothes. i’ve been sleeping on the couch for over a year now, i wish somebody could help me clean my bed so i can sleep on it once again..
Whenever you feel like it
That depends on whether or not the user of those sheets bathes before or after going to bed. I, personally, take a shower before going to sleep, and again in the morning, so I don’t change my bedsheets for a long while.
You can actually WASH sheets? Wow, that’s new to me… HA HA HA HA HA … I would say about every 3 weeks, or 2-4 maybe….
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why guys like girls:
1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3.
How cute they look when they sleep
4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms
5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world
6.
How cute they are when they eat
7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while
8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside
9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear
10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she’s the most
beautiful thing on this earth
11.
How cute they are when they argue
12.
The way her hand always finds yours
13.
The way they smile
14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight
15.
The way she says
“lets not fight anymore”
even though you know that
an hour later….
16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them
17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
“I love you”
18.
Actually …
just the way they kiss you…
19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry
20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly
21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt
22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don’t admit it)!
23.
The way they say
“I miss you”
24.
The way you miss them
25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn’t hurt her anymore…..
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them …
it matters not………………..
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
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This chain started in 1887.
It is a love chain letter.
In an hour you are
supposed to send it to
25 people.
It is easy, just look into
chat rooms and find them.
Anyway,
send it to 25 people in 1 hour.
Now here
comes the fun part.
You then say
the name of the person
you like or love
and then the person will say
“I love you,”
or
“Will you go out with me?”
NO JOKE!!!!!
NOW
THE CONSEQUENCES
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter,
you will have bad luck
in future relationships.
If you don’t
break the chain,
then you will be a
happy camper!!!
CoNgRatULaTioNs!!
You have been chosen
to participate
in the
LONGEST
and the
LUCKIEST
chain letter on the Internet!
Once you read,
this letter you must
IMMEDIATELY
(meaning within the hour)
be sent to
25
people
After you send it,
make a wish
and it will come
TRUE
YOU MAY NOT WAIT
FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND IT…….. REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT
TO
25
PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR,
OR
YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
TRUE!
If THIS
CHAIN LETTER
IS CONTINUED UNTIL
THE YEAR 2004, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!
PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
*WARNING*
IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:
NOTE*
THE MORE PEOPLE
YOU SEND THIS TO
THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL
HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.
IF YOU BREAK
THE CHAIN LETTER
(IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)
YOU WILL HAVE
BAD LUCK
WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE
FOR SEVEN YEARS.
THIS IS
NO
JOKE.
GOOD LUCK!!!
Haha.
Sorry i was borde hope you dont mind! Most people aren’t sure of what they really want in
life. I received this
letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told
me to, and within a
week, everything I had wished came true!! Here’s an
exact copy, this really
works!!!!
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1. To yourself, say the name of the only
guy or girl you wanna be with 3
times!
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
within the next week and say it to your self 6
times!!
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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
yourself 9 times!!!
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4. Think of something that you want to happen
between you and that 1special person and say
it to your self 12 times!!!
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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these
wishes and as
you scroll down focus and
concentrate on it and think on nothing
else but that wish.
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Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that
you picked.
After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to
15 people, and what
you wished for will come true within in one week!
u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think
of your
crush!!!
Keep going down
Keep going
Keep going
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
your last chance. Now pay very close attention this
important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of
those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going
since 1863 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that
after hearing these
stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
up till she got this same chain letter. She had a
crush on the same kid
since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn’t
pay any attention to
it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The
next day her dad
got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she
would have sent the
letter none of that would have happened and her mom
would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in
gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent
it to 51 people in
the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl
since 3rd grade. The
next day after sending the chain the girl confessed
her love for him ever
since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to
ask her out, and of
course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years.
They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn’t relate to the others, this’ll
get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan
Johnson was just
getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid,
not that popular but
not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had
mail from his
friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen
was a smart kid and
he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He
simply pulled a few
friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The
next day, about that
same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the
lottery! then his
dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom
bought him Nintendo64 and
play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,
and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to,
Kid Rock and Limp
Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his
aunt! He was goin’ wild!
the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they
have been going out
ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i’d
rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn’t wanna end up like
Barbra but thats
only me. We all want what we cant have but now’s ur
chance to go out with
that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave
it. If you send
this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
life…..forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
friend……ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people – Your crush will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don’t blow it, it’s ur chance to shine! Have
everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u
dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It’s
simple, just go in a
chat room, pick some names and send away! but here’s
the catch…..you only
have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass
this to everyone u
know and keep it goingMost people aren’t sure of what they really want in
life. I received this
letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told
me to, and within a
week, everything I had wished came true!! Here’s an
exact copy, this really
works!!!!
Once a week
I just watched a story about this and experts said once a week. I would say maybe twice a month or once a month, but that is me.
HPM.
- OG TONY KEEPIN IT REAL
once a month.
i cannot go to bed feeling dirty . . . i have to shower before bed or else i feel sticky
depends on the level of hormones in ur human body
i wash them when i remember (approximately once or twice a month.) i’m pretty busy so if i get into bed and realize that they haven’t been washed in two or three weeks, i wash them within the next two days. that’s how i do it.
So your wife is dirty? Does she read your blog? Where’s is your foot right at this moment?
I say shower at night and bathe in the morning.
Bed sheets should only be washed whenever the color has changes 10 hues or whenever they develop holes – whichever comes first.
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L,r
i’m with you on this one, i like going to bed clean!!
hm. but as far as the bedsheet issue goes, i’ll just say every other week.
Every 1-2 weeks
We exude oils all the time. If you go to bed without showering, the sheets will absorb day old oil but you will exude less and it will be somewhat thicker after congealing on your skin all day. If you shower right before bed, your body will actually release more oil, and it will be thinner and more easily absorbed into the sheets because you just washed. You should wash the sheets before the oils absorbed from your skin accumulate enough to create an odor. That really depends on your the sheets user’s personal odors.
Monthly.