February 1, 2006
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Name that Caption
It is time again to play “Name that Caption.” Last time we played the game with George W. Bush. This time we will try the other side. This photo has been every where today.
Name that caption. (Extra points will be given for creativity).
Comments (281)
hmm
first
hah was i first? is that a big deal?
damn i was second….
she’s mad to.
hmm so now i should say something. it looks like she had a bunch of sour candy in her mouth at once. like when you think you can take 10 altoids at once and find you were wrong… ha.
“Shimmity-Cricket!”
Nicholas
I usually don’t do this, but 3
“look I’m a fish”
pucker up
“You’d better run before my face implodes!”
LOL at the first four comments. Damn. This is exactly why I hate being on Featured.
…and if you think this is good, you should hear my mating call!
do i look like a fish now? wait, do i have lipstick on my teeth?
haha. i love your site, it kind of relaxes me and makes me think about stuff i should think about, but usually dont lol.
Or maybe bride of dracula
“How’s your dinner?”
“Brainfreeze?”
Who said there was only Alvin, Simon and Theodore?
“dude his penis SO smalll”
god, i gotta crap.
peace max
“And then bush was all *insert picture*”
ryc- thanks. I’m not too sure if it’s just a problem of insecurity or what? Does your wife still feel the same?
Haha, it’s the little notepad. 8)
“the dangers of botox”
peace max
It’s that effing Monika Lewiski, ho again. She is so going down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“and when she came out, condalicia looked like this”
I think the other lady asked her what a beaver looks like.
Oh, so the caption…
“So, Hil, what does a beaver look like?”
hahaha the woman she is making the face to looks just like my science teacher, so… if you only knew my science teacher, that would be enough hahahahahahahaha
“woodchuck…no…um…squirrel…no…um…”
Botox takes 48 hours to settle.
Hillary Clinton Got Botox?!
Is this the face of our next president?
Or is it the other end?
((**READ IN DOMINATING SATAN VOICE**)
“I WIll Take Over the world, and you SHALL love me. All will Chant ‘HILLARY IS GOD’, or they shall be doomed to an eternity of ITCHNESS!” *evil laugh*
Geez, is that even a real face?
“Social Security, he wants to fix social security. Can you believe it?”
I just passed two Chinese people and a third one is coming quickly!
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a woodchuck could just wood… oh, wait… I’m sorry… You were asking for a caption of HILARY… need more really be said? She’s a caption in herself… heh…
“I’m trying hard not to strangle you”
“if i HADN’T gotten botox..i’d look like THIS*insert pic*”
OR
“this is how you tell if one’s phsycotic ladies,..this is his smile”
haha funn
What did you say, bitch? You want go? Come on, I’ll take you on?
Erika
“What choo talkin’ about, Willis?” (She’s stuck on the “choo”)!
No! No!
“What did you say Chelsea looks like?”
No! Wait!
“This is the face I was making when Bill finally fessed up!”
Hey Dan,
What exactly do these extra points that you’re giving to the creative people do?
Lol, are they just pointless points that mean nothing?
I’d like to know, hehe.
RYC: Thanks!!
Nicholas
Wow… that scares me…
Hilary’s thought bubble: “We will eat her, yeees. Yeeessss, my precious.”
“Ooh, ooh, everyone look at my Lewinski impression!!!”
—Matt
RYC:: Not at all. I’m just a humourous person. My intent of that post wasn’t to make people shocked–it was to make them laugh and make them think a wee bit. I think a lot of Christians are too defensive and need to take time to laugh at things because hey, life is funny.
her impression of bush
Shame on you, you stole this from Fark.com’s caption contest.
“c’mon Nemo! Here’s mommy!”
yep. friday it is. my sister morgan (http://www.xanga.com/morganlrainey) has her birthday friday too.
“say that again to my face biotch!”
OMG….. I think I used Super Glue instead of Denture Cream!!!!
Is it Groundhog Day Yet??? 
did i get extra points?
peace max
Actually I have no idea, but I’m about to laugh myself to death with the comments and her picture.
“Alvin the chipmonk is going to be my vice-president!”
“I’m not on crack bitch!”
“Look at my Carol Channing Impression!” lol
“Look at my Carol Channing Impression!” lol
RYC: Oooh, that is way cool!!
What are your standards for creativity? Mine are like… anything that I couldn’t think of and makes sense is creative. Lol.
Nicholas
“I am so0o0o0o runnin’ for president. AFter I do this absolutely ridiculous face.”
RYC:: I know you weren’t trying to get all “serious”. No worries.
The main purpose of my xanga is to make people laugh, and hopefully do some thinking in the process. ‘Tis all.
“I think I may have gotten too much botox”
I EAT BABIES.
You know, I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one… on toast!
~Winifred Sanderson
My great grandfather was to related to Tarzan!!
Omg 66th<3 YaYzZz!
Just kidding, that was gross.
Anyway, do you read the entries of people you are subscribed to?
I can’t think of a caption for this because I’m not creative enough.
“guess what! if you elect me for president in 2008, i will make this face for you whenever you want!”
“I’m tellin’ ya sista – they’ve so had it with Dubbya, they’ll elect a chipmunk!”
a deer in headlights
” The common results of plastic surgery in elders”
Oh I so wanted to start doing something like this last friday but it didnt post properly
And now its been done i’ll just look like a knock off. LOL Oh well this friday I’ll try again. LOL
HILLarious pic by the way
Just think, I’m going to be the furture president!”
the other lady, – “God, Help America.”
RYC: Okay sorry, but it seemed like an odd coincidence that they too did a caption contest with this photo today as well.
“D’uh you thinks me could be president one day?”
off topic- you have posted multiple blank comments in your own post :-p
in any case… the caption:
“I CAN’T HANDLE IT ANYMORE! this sour warheads is going to make my head explode!”
“zuuwaaaaaa zuuuwaaaaaaaaa i am an alien from planet shishydisk!”
Sen. Hillary Clinton (NY, D) has a stroke when asked, “How could you let Bill do that?” for the 1,000,000th time and as a result, grits her mouth in a menacing and ungainly position. Doctors say she will be permanently disfigured.
“Damn! There’s a popcorn kernel stuck in my teeth! Hold on, I’ve almost got it.”
hmmmm so new commenter here.
“no im serious this is what he looks like when playing the saxophone”
Must….smile…..at….black peeooopple!!! arrrrghHH!
I said NO LEMONS in my drink
“I’LL STAB YOU IF YOU BRING UP THAT BAR INCIDENT AGAIN! ONE TIME, thats all! And it was absinthe…give me a break here.”
Eheh.
That’s the picture she’s going to use for all of her campaigning if she runs for president..
“Vote for me and I’ll do some more great fish impressions”
bring it on, B&tch!!
am i really sexy?
Agh! Bride of Clinton
“WILLIAM!! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER!!!”
Rawr! The fish looked like this I tell ya!
Nice layout BTW
“Get a doctor! Hilary’s epilepsy is kicking in!”
ok, so that was kinda sick…but, what am i supposed to do? hope i don’t offend anybody
“And I castrated Bill using my teeth like this.”
“Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww…….”
That’s all I can think of right now.
The first time I read your post I thought you said you’d give extra points for cruelty… creativity makes much more sense.
pfffffftttt!!!!
“This is my impression of every presidential candidate kissing official ass”
Much love
Maggie
*big sniff* You smell purdy.
If I hear another Bill Clinton-Monica Lewinsky joke ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“So yesterday I had botox injections, can you tell?”
Shnikeys
just found out bill was cheating on her
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.”
Hilary looked up from chewing her acorn. It was too late. She had been caught.
“Help me…I’m melting….melting…oh what a world..what a world!”
“LOOK! LOOK! I CAN DO IMPRESSIONS! I’m a CHIPMUNK on CAFFEINE!”
It looks to me like she is trying to swallow herself
Ohio wants to outlaw WHAT?!?!
ryc: wow, that’s funny
seems like it’s not working…
RYC: i think he looks like he ahs a double chin..lol. im sure hed be pleased with that. oh well. but hes gorgeous. and mine…whether he knows it or not..lol.
“The reason we should forgive Bill.”
“Maybe if I try hard enough, I can upstage THIS picture.”
That is very frightening.
Wearing her best ‘poker face’, it becomes apparent why Hillary was never good at cards.
oh, and ryc: i’m glad you like the photos.
What? He did her again? That son of a b#$%h ! !
“Want some of my Sour Patch Kids?”
Ummm….I would come up with a caption, but honestly her picture scares me speechless….it’s the thing nightmares are made of.[shudder]
“She was doing fine, just eating some salad. Then all of a sudden, she freaked out, fell on the table, and this creature came out of her stomach and ran away.”
“I stepped on a damn nail this morning, and now I can’t get my mouth open!”
If only I had known, now get the hell away from me!
But if you actually want a caption, my first though upon seeing this caption was along the lines of “Mega Warheads”.
This brand new Democracy Nutcracker can be yours for just $19.95! Just pull her arm, and the life-like wooden mouth opens up to break your nuts, presidential or otherwise!
What you can’t see is Barbara’s knife sticking in Hillary’s back.
“Well, I want to be the President, so I need to try and pull my face into the same expressions he uses. I call this one ‘Weapons of Mass Destruction Actually Real“
“When Liposuction goes bad.”
“maybe if i suck this lemon enough the juice will squirt you in the eye”
And for a long time, LSD was thought to have weened itself off of the elite political factions in the United States. It seems now, however, that is not the case.
Thanks for visiting. It is a real honor.
“What do you mean that was peanut butter? I am allergic to peanut butter!”
“So, I just saw that ‘Exorcism of Emily Rose’ movie, and one of my favorite scenes was the one where her face went like this”
“It’s not myfault I can’t whistle as well as you! I have Caucasian lips!”
When hand-buzzer shock gags go wrong.
Oh, I see fried Chicken!!!!
Alright, I’m done giving captions. My well of wealth is overflowing, but I want to be fair and leave more of a chance for the few hundred more captions.
Cheers.
-Brad
“Hail Hitler.”
Is there something in me teeth?
She looks like a engorged fish, who is also constipated, on the verge of exploding into oblivion.
I like this game
I got in a fight with this chick outside and she got all up in my grill like this.
“Look I am even more fucked up than you thought! VOTE FOR ME!”
On the whole commitment thing… I don’t we should exclude guys for being the ones who are scared to commit… I am a girl and I have pleanty of problems commiting, more so than most of the guys I have dated.
-Bridget
“WHoo hoo hoo hoooo!”
“Must…. not…. attack…. Republican…”
ok, I suck at this game.
Actually the ones I could think of would get me into trouble, so I won’t post them :p
from the shining, “here’s johnny!”
What do we get if Hillary sees her shadow? 8 more weeks of crazy?
at that particular moment, Hilary’s cheek was swallowed by the rest of her face, in order for her to truthfully say, “that was NOT tongue in cheek humor”. the eye popping is STILL a mystery.
I don’t drink. I don’t like beer that much…. wine is another story.
I really have nothing to post about. My mind is floating right now. I should get sleep… yes. Have a wonderful night Dan.
Thats mean. How dare you degrade the great hilary clinton , ZERO eprops for you.
“…and then the space alien looked at me like this…”
“look at me, i can do a squirrel face!!!”
RYC: Yeah, but I’ve got software that does everything but write it out for me.
I ate his liver. With some fava beans and a nice chianti.
ffffffffffffffpppppppppppppppttttttttttttt!
That is what it looks like anyway.
I got to go to the potty real bad.
Jesus loves the little children all the children of the world. Red and yellow, bbllla(gag, cough, choke, sputter)
[insert international sign for choking in next frame]
“No, THIS is how you spit a watermelon seed…”
“Bill did WHAT?????”
” I’ve been sitting on this damn pine cone for hours and it hasn’t done squat for my hemoroids.”
“If I hear W say one more time that Iraq is part of the war on terror, I’m gonna explode!”
What did you think of the State of the Union? Just curious to know what you thought.
“You WILL suck face with me or I’ll tear out your jugular!”
RYC:
I will! You have one too. Don’t stay up reading lame comments all night!
(just kidding people…)
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could run for president? Hehe. It’s good to see that you are back! You were so missed! I was doing some catching up and read your post about opening doors. I open doors for everyone when I can, simply because I have been doing my best to live a chivalrous life for several years now. I have found that it not only is appreciated by many people, but it is one of many ways I can live our my faith as well. So to answer your question, “No, chivalry is not dead. Yet.” I hope someone will follow in my footsteps someday. We’ll see!
“MONICA??? DID SOMEONE SAY MONICA?!?!?!?!”
Hillary’s impression of a stress reliever toy. “SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK”
“Using her Ultra non-existant Powers of Heat vision Hilary Tries to Melt the Black woman’s Head…”
Nah, she’s not creative enough to even imagine that. But…
You can imagine what it would be like if she could.
“WHAT?! MONICA?!”
rofl… allusion to clinton’s lameduck years for those who don’t understand
I would say a cross between the hulk and bigfoot.
I swear when I win the 2008 election you will drink my pee!
“Fumbody got fome eferdent?”
FIIIIIISSSSSSSSSHHHHHH!
Is what I had for dinner.
” C’mon, we can spend Americas money better then they can, vote for me in ’08″
Oh and whole stole my carrots?
knights_bridge, you’re a riot!Great caption!
“Oh no you didn’t bitch!” with slap quickly followed, erupting into full on cat fight quickly thereafter.
” No more wire hangers”
No, I am NOT a brown-noser!
It IS true! Bush is psychologically retarded.
You WILL quit squeezing my boob, bitch!
So YOU’RE the one that keeps calling Bill in the middle of the night!
Bill did NOT have sex with that woman-he doesn’t know how!
You will NEVER run for the presidency Condi, I’ll be SURE of that!
No, I do NOT swallow!!
You’re wrong, I have NEVER had any plastic surgery!
FEE-FI-FO-FUM !!
I like bananas.
No, I have NEVER, EVER been in a three-some!!
How DARE you say they put too much collagen in my lips!
He will NEVER divorce me to marry you-NEVER!
A bird in the hand is NOT worth two in the Bush!
…I digress…
shhhhhh …… iiiittttttttttt
I told you not to hitch a ride on the plane’s tires. Sometimes they get stuck down!
“Look, I can swallow my tongue!”
H
she’s right behind me, isn’t she?
“CHUBBY BUNNY CHUBBY BUNNY!!”
‘what do you mean swallow it?’
“Ok, so this is my impression of Monica doing the Lewenski on Bill…whadda think?”
“I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR EARRING AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAAA!”
It all meshes with the Democratic response.
“There’s a better way. Hillary for President in ’08. (or else)”
Hurry up and blink, biotch.
“Can you help me pull this stick out of my butt?” or “I’m so sore! Bill got a little too frisky with his cigar last night.” or “And then , just before I threw the stick of dynamite that Bill had just it for me into the water, the fish made a face like this…” or “Any broccoli stuck in my teeth? Lettuce? Bill’s guts and his ability to wear the pants in the family? No? Good.” I have more………….
“Damn, I am *SO* jealous of Laura! Why does SHE get to sleep with him?”
This is my impersonation of George Bush.
“You see what botox can do for you. You can enrage without frowning.”
She is sooooo biting her tongue.
Chipmunks $5?
Me? Say $hit!?!? NEVER…
Please ignore the alien in my skull as he
gathers my face.
Rath has no anger like a democrat fighting the rath of the republicans.
“So you enjoyed the President’s speech? I’d like to suck your brains out right about now”
I’d give this caption..
“So, you were saying I didn’t flossed at all?”
I am going to EAT YOUR BABIES!
Caption:
“Mrs. Senator, I just heard that Chelsie is dating a Republican.”
“This is what Maria Shriver looks like when she does the Governator impression”
“And I was all like, What up DAWG”
“Botox is like a gift from the gods, look how full my lips are, and NO lines or wrinkles when I do this”
This is what I think of Monica Lewinski!
“Maybe in order to run for president, I need to appease to the alien race. Let me sprout feelers out of my spine and learn to spit fiery mucus . . . *mutters in alien mumbo jumbo*”
I really think she is an alien. Maybe she’ll abduct me . . .
“Do I have anything in my teeth?”
“When I become President, the White House will be renovated into the House of Cheese!”
“Kiss me Condi!”
If you amke a fishy face like this, you can breathe through your eyeballs!
Just practicing in case Puxatony Phil isn’t up for the job tomorrow!”
“Bill cheated AGAIN!”
” . . . and then, the chipmunk looked at me and said . . . “
“The place where boners go to die.”
I just got back from my dentist appointment.
STRESSED? You think I look STRESSED? How would you feel if you were married to BILL and had to carry the weight of both of us through all this political crap? STRESSED? A LITTLE.
“Man, it was like, THIS big!”
hey nice site!
For sure this one should win — “Mrs. Senator, I just heard that Chelsie is dating a Republican.” Posted 2/2/2006 at 4:55 AM by RvL1978
That’s hilarious.
“Hey Kids, I’m Chucky Cheese!”
“I Vant To Suck Your Blood!”
“Is There Something In My Teeth!”
Hillary tries to imitate the face Punxsutawney Phil makes when he is awoken from his winter slumber to predit the weather.
“Jim Carry is overrated. Look at me!!”
This is what his face was like when I showed him my baby pictures!
In a show of bipartisanship, Hillary Clinton agreed to kiss Condoleeza Rice on the lips. But she did not agree not to enjoy said lips later with some fava beans and a nice Chianti ffffft fft fft fft…
SHe is talking about how she needs liposuction for her fat cheeks.
So cute your page and vary nice picture from hill……i love the capuccino …. my country ….have a lot coffe…
And this is how I keep the grandchildren happy, after we break our promise to take them to the aquarium.
Hillary: “Just wait until I get my hands on him….”
RYC: It can be difficult sometimes to get both a husband and wife to agree on the same house, but truly not that often. Most of the time they agree on their favorite…but as in your case, if this happens the wife usually wins!…NATURALLY.
No one beats Hilary at a staring contest. No one!
Oh my word, Dan!! You took that right off’n my site!
Hmmm, you got a “few dozen” more replies though! Hahahaa……. 
probably like well im gonna make this face and make the crowd laugh when i run for president
The new Face of the Left
OR
I believe in evolution.
haha. i like the botox comments.
Thinks to herself…”Oh, no. I have to get out of here! I can’t control my appearance…I am morphing back into my alien countenance.”
L,r
You vote for me or else, sister!!!!
Seriously Dan, this is just what I needed after coming home from another 16-hr all-night shift. That was hillarious!
LOL! So you did! My apologies!
If I hear Sean Hannity play ” I am Woman” one more time when he mentions my name, I’m going to….
One of Gary Larson’s Far Side characters was spotted yesterday at a ladies luncheon on the upper east side. Apparently the character, known as Hilda, quietly slipped out of cartoonland Saturday and tried to casually fit in at the lunch on the 4th floor of Bloomingdale’s. Security showed up minutes later and stuffed her back into the Far Side Gallery 5 in the book department on the 2nd floor in the same store.
A face that could stop progress.
thinking, “a little sour this morning, bill”
“That’s the last time Bill convinces me that Preparation H is toothpaste.”
“My lips hurt real bad cause I just had botox”
“Oh no, you mean Bill is doing my girlfriend now too!”
why are so many colored people around me??!!
Hey guys, look at this neat trick I learned. I call it “The Widowmaker”
What do you think about it?
I couldn’t think of anything, but that picture is pretty funny and it’s gonna stick in my head for a while
(as an impersonation of Ace Ventura……) FFFFFFFRRREEEAAKKKY!
I swear to GOD it was T H I S BIG!!!!
What to come over and help me build the beaver lodge? How about if I give you the evil eye?
The people at the Botox center said there was only a 1 in 4 chance of an allergic reaction..
Guess the odds are against me this time.
>Ariana
“You words hit the left side of my face like an invisible fist. See the knuckle impressions?”
The Botox didn’t work all that great…
Hilary Clinton thinking: Oh my! What’s that on her face? A hairy mole? It just looks so disgusting. I can’t stop looking at it. It’s just so… mesmerizing.
The woman with the earring: … and then the Republicans elected Representative… Hey… Why are you looking at me like that? *turns angry* It’s because I’m black, huh?
“Do I have something in my teeth?”
Hilary Clinton choking on a pretzel.
“Did you see “Finding Nemo”?
CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, now go die some place.
it takes skill to be a squirrel.
“Oh no, my dencers are falling out!” *cue psycho face*
“and to think, this is my GOOD side *wink*”
This face makes Bill stop asking me for a BLOW JOB!
Look I made a funny face, now all the politicians can shit themselves, and lick up my vaginal blood.
Are you interested in chatting on the telephone with me or with your other friends?
I am an intern with http://www.conferencingzone.com/ this is a great product, you can talk two and more of your friends on a normal telephone.
Try the product out for yourself, because I love it.
Rachel… if you got questions aim @ “conferencingzone”
“What is Monica doing here?!?!”
hmmm…well…lemme give it a shot…
“O my faish? noting happen thoo ith, jusht wenth thoo duh denteesht and got A LOTH of ovakane…*smiles*”
Translation-”O my face? nothing happened to it, just went to the dentist and got A LOT of ovacane…*smiles*”
Other ppls thoughts- *OMG!! ITS TRUE! BLOWFISH CAN BREATHE OUT OF WATER TOO!!!*
“ever get a can scan, hill?”
ever get a cat scan, hill?
in case you hadnt guessed, the second one was a correction of a typo…
That lemon was extra sour.
..this time when we kiss i won’t close my eyes.
“Me? President? “
BURP!
lookjs like sge’s ganna say shut up
“Sure, yeah, that dress looks great on you!”
“Just a slight reaction to the Botox….”
“It takes a VILLLLLAGE…”
The Canadadite face off of 2006, Looks like the lady of the left is using the fish technic tonight.
HEEEEERRRRRREE’S HILLARY!
“I vant to suck you blood.”
~ The Wonder Waffle
SHUT UP!!!!
:like some teeny bopper girl, or lindsey lohan:
ALL THESE PEOPLE HERE ARE GAY!!
YOURE A FAKE!
Haha. Where’s that atomic sourball?
and then he asked to stick it in my pooper and I was like..
http://www.PlayCellPhonePoker.com
I have high cheekbones!! see them?! see the cheekbones?!!!!
“cheeeeezzzz”….
this is my impression of Alvin the chipmunk
So thats why Billy boy strayed….she never got the hang of it!
“I said, I”M RIGHT!”
“So basically I just suck really hard…”
…she tried to do a monica……
“ooooh… 2 tampons are not better than one.”
or
“bill, honey, i found your cigars!”
thank you, i’ll be here all week… tip your waiters.
“OH NO YOU DIDN’T!!!”
Bob.. do I have something stuck in my teeth?
Democrats after dark…
“Even satan runs away from me”