May 25, 2006
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Pat Robertson Part 3
Pat Robertson has been in the news here again recently. He made a statement on his show “The 700 Club.” He said, “If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms.” He went on to say “there well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest.”
That got me thinking about God and His messages to man. We have in the Old Testament and New Testament that God spoke to man at times. In fact, God spoke to certain people to communicate a message to everyone else.
If you were God and you were going to send a tsunami to the Pacific Northwest, who would you pick to communicate your message?
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YES!!!!!
Hmm… not sure.
Bill Gates. People would listen to him.
me?
Willard Scott
wait no
i would pick you because who doesnt read your xanga and believe it lol
You.
Jon Stewart
I would pick….hmmm……..The Pope.
You.
No way. In the old testament, God used his prophets to speak to his people, Israel. There was always that barrier between Man and God, which is sin. But in the new testament, Jesus Christ being the ultimate form of our high priest, sacrifice, and God, that barrier is broken. So God is able to speak to man personally. The exception is that, even still, we choose to close our ears to him, in our self-righteousness.
I would pick no one because, when else has he sent a sign.
Someone frail and weak. Who would not be inclined to take credit for this knowledge to themselves. Gideon’s army was brought down from 22,000 to 300 because people always want credit for doing something good or mighty. God will only use someone who will give Him credit. Like a slave / jailbird named Joseph. Or a captive eunich like Daniel.
I can think of many people I wouldn’t tell . . .
Hah! Pat Robertson, what a guy! If I heard the Lord right……Yep he’s still an idiot.
i wouldnt pick a Christian leader, even though it seems appropriate.
if the Pope, or Pat Robertson or somebody told everyone something that God had told them,
they would would probally disregard it and say,” That’s new.” I’d pick an atheist scientist.
hmm.. not sure on this one…
Paris Hilton. That way, no one will listen to Gawd.
God doesn’t attack people with natural disasters, disease, or anything else. And Pat Robertson does not speak for God. He may speak for Satan but not for God.
George W. Bush.. becuase he would say there would be 1 and people wouldnt listen then the tsunami would hit and people would say that he Was right and his populartity would go up.. and people would stop bitchin… Oh ya top 20
Um, our school shrink. Even though she’s awful and biased and terrible. Because, frankly, if I heard something that sounded like God talking to me, I would be thoroughly convinced I was insane. And go get myself into some insitution somewhere with nice padded walls.
My friend Chelsea would find the disembodied voice hilarious, and even though she’s a devout methodist would probably not think it was God, either.
I love the answers people give. LMAO
It certainly wouldn’t be through Pat Robertson. I think he’s about senile. This is the same guy who went on his show and condemned my new hometown to a disaster, saying that because the courts rejected intelligent design being taught in a biology class (where it has NO place), God’s pissed and going to turn a deaf ear to our cries when whatever disaster may befall us. LOL Yeah…ok.
I never did answer the question. It being a technological society these days, he’d probably send out a mass email to everyone. But then, people would take it as junk mail and just delete it.
~t~
You, George Carlin, or Jon Stewart.
Not Pat robertson that’s for sure. I would pick you, then you could blog about it and word would get around xanga.
The Maitre D’ at the Laos Hilton.
God most certainly does not send tsunamis. They are nature and science.
yoda.
i love jamesmind ’s answer. so i’m sticking with that! ha!
Someone who hadn’t necessarly stuck their foot in their mouth so much. However, when I look at the N.T. and see how often Peter stuck his foot in his mouth, I guess not even Robertson is beyond hope.
Maybe Bill O’Reilly (joking).
tom cruise
Haha, some of these answers are hilarious. However.. I do agree with’TheOneDanny’ He’s got a good point.
I’m sorry, I’m still barely in control of my laughter. I was trying to imagine Isaiah or Jeremiah saying, “If I heard God right …” In answer to your question, IF I were God, I would send someone with a lot more credibility than Robertson.
not pat robertson….
Not a lunatic like Pat Robertson… that’s for damn sure =)
Certainly not Pat Robertson.
and no offence, not you either. personally, i think the only reason topick you would be sucking up, haha. i mean, people dont necessarily listen to you, merely come here to have a forum to say what they think. you rarely ever say what you think.
That’s easy. Dan Brown. If I were God I would go directly to Dan Brown and scare the living daylights out of him.
If I were God, and if, as God, I decided to communicate that kind of thing, I’d at least tell someone who was in some way capable of helping to prepare for the disaster. Th president, the National Guard, the Salvation Army even. But Pat Robertson? What’s he going to be able to do about it.
Also, I love the “If I heard the Lord right” line. I’m pretty sure that if an Almighty God decides to convey a message to you, he’s not going to mumble.
that’s like asking if i were a duck-billed platypus that could talk and wear socks who would ask which color socks would look better on me and would they go buy them please…the whole thing has no reasoning behind it, and no point to it…
who would i*
Oprah
Who would I pick? I would pick Steven Colbert. He would have good delivery for that news.
Sidenote: How appalling that Pat Robertson is claiming that God told him that. You know, if he wants to go all “old testament prophet” on the world, he should be prepared for an old testament punishment. We will have to stone him if he is wrong. *And I don’t mean through the use of illegal drugs.
a skywriter.
Relatively ridiculous question, seeing as if the Christian god existed he wouldn’t do that. He said he would never again send a flood.
Besides…any god who would use a natural disaster (or any kind of disaster) to kill people or try to “send a message” is a cruel, immature being undeserving of anyone’s worship. Reason # 4587341 why I’m not a Christian.
Stephen Colbert.
Or pretty much anyone but Pat Robertson.
I’d probably do what God now does: Pick the guy that screams out crazy things once in awhile…and when they come true…people will finally listen.
Somehow I think God would choose someone totally out in left field. I mean, people expect Pat Robertson to say that God’s going to bring bad things upon everyone. But other people saying such things just might get people’s attention. Plus God has a sense of humor. So I submit as a candidate Drakonskyr.
Hmm… I’d probably pick the ghost of General Tojo, who’d probably be delighted to announce yet another strike against the U.S. from the Pacific.
Oprah
Simon from American Idol, while I personally abhor him and think he is a waste of oxygen, people seem to listen to him. LOL
Most certainly, if I was God and I wanted to punish humans for something, I certainly wouldn’t tell them about it beforehand. If they can’t figure out what they did wrong in retrospect, then it’s all on them.. that’s why I’m not God.
Bush. Cause then the tsunami would hit him.
If I was God I would not take orders to cause harm on others and ask suggestions about it. There is something wrong there.
I would pick Science and the Discovery Channel.
I borrowed this from The Artist Pagani’s site. (some editing)
My prophecy: Pat is full of himself and he probably watched the same
“American Tsunami” documentary on The Discovery Channel that everyone else watched. You didn’t know that The Discovery Channel was The Mouthpiece of God,
did you? Well, see you learn something new every day.
The message of the documentary: We’re all doomed if we live on the Northwest coast because there’s a big fault line similar to the Indonesian fault, and it’s right off the coast waiting for us. The last BIG ONE for this fault was in 1700, when it killed a lot of Indians.. no doubt to show God’s anger at all the gay marriages and abortions (for
which the early Native Americans were so well known – not).
And this addresses the part that bugs me: We know the SCIENCE behind Pat’s claim of a message from God. But when the BIG ONE finally happens we also know that Pat will: 1) Claim “fulfilled prophecy” as proof that God spoke through him. And 2) He will inform you that the tsunami that was predicted by science was ACTUALLY caused by God’s anger at America for abortions and/or tolerating gays and/or the American Civil Liberties Union, (or for not buying his new diet drink.)
And some of you will believe him.
I’ll propose something most others haven’t: I WOULDN’T TELL AN AMERICAN! Usually, God warns one kind of person through another kind. God doesn’t pick hypocrites to convict people of hypocricy. I don’t think God would pick an American to warn America. Maybe He’d pick a Jew…that would be interesting. One thing is for sure, He’d use one of His own people…there’s a lot of reasons for this, which I’d be happy to explain if someone wants to comment me on my site or email me. It’s too long an explanation for here.
Just some thoughts. Take ‘em or leave ‘em.
The Pope.
I don’t think there is anybody credible enough to be listened to. I wold pick myself probably. That way at least I could trust myself. If you look in the Bible though, most prophets weren’t trusted in thier times. Most people ignored. Even Moses was ignored and disobeyed quite frequently and He had alot of support from God to prove his validity as a prophet.
OPRAH!!!
someone’s probably already chosen her but I don’t care. Everyone would listen to her
if i were God…i would put it in a comment on your site dan and bold it.
Pretty much anyone I picked in today’s day and age would probably be labeled insane, so it would have to be someone extremely credible, with a great deal of influence (not necessarily in spreading the word, but rather in taking action).
I choose Pikachu.
I would chose a small child.
Can Mr. Robertson be any more vague? They may be something like tsunami hitting the NW is like saying we may have space aliens visiting Harrisburg or I may get a 10% raise in 2007. It is in the realm of possibility sure, but all are about as likely to occur. I think God would be a little bit more specific with his predictions. Mr. Robinson sounds more like a carnival mystic than a prophet.
Why would god want to send such a horrible thing? And if he did want to punish, why would he bother telling anyone?
someone i knew had complete faith & trust in me.
hummmm. i dont know if i would warn enyone honestly. but if i did then i would tell some one really important.
!~nicole~!
(yes dan…i know….no duhh someone important)
Y’know, Dan, I’ve noticed you seldom put your own opinion on your site…why is that?
If Dan Brown refused on account of prior commitments, I would then go to Hillary Clinton or what’s his name Kerry. It would be nice to see the transformation in people from saying they believe to believing.
My best friend.
umm, the weatherman
A anime or cartoon character. There is not much else that could make them more messed up.
You have to ask yourself what is the point of such a prophesy? The point of prophesy in the Bible was to bring people to repentance. Take Jonah for example. Pat Robertson is doing it to further an agenda.
It’s really not a question of who God would tell. It is more of a question of who is listening and then who is bold enough to speak for Him. Most people have too much pride to even stop and listen, why do we need God – I have everything I desire right here. And if I did listen to God, oh well, He will just start on everything I do wrong. Our perception is so far off of reality…
Anyone who claims to be God’s messenger is going to be branded a kook anyway, so I’d have some fun with it. Actually, I think I’d choose Bono.
Bono. Maybe he’d make a song about it and sing on top of the ruins.
definitely NOT pat robinson or billy graham or jerry fallwell.
no thank you.
someone believable. and trustworthy.
it would be a hard decision.
robertson*
uh, forgive me.
GAH! Someone got Bono right before me.
definetly not pat robertson
I’d communicate my message to all the innocent people in the Pacific Northwest.. my message would be something like ”RUN, BITCH! RUN!”
not pat robertson
Billy Graham
Maybe Warren Beatty–some liberal you’d have to believe would never say that unless he really heard a voice in the sky. Actually, Pat Robertson needs to raise his prophet credibility. He should start small, be accurate many, many times, and then make a big prediction like this. I think Pat should start with this week’s Powerball numbers. That would be nice.
Pat Robertson shouldn’t make predictions about the weather until he first shows he can predict Powerball numbers correctly.
I guess I’d tell the mayor of Seattle or something. (I’d tell Pat Robertson that a plague of frogs was gonna hit Antarctica, just to screw with him a little.)
Not sure why I’d be sending “something as bad as a tsunami” to the Pacific Northwest. Weather systems seem like a clumsy way to send a message.
Geraldo….
Probably a young girl, maybe 5 or so, because they are pure. People may believe a young girl with curly blond hair showing up in a lily-white robe with a gold sash, because that’s what they see in movies. The heroine is pure, sweet, a natural character. The world needs more of those kinds of people.
I would choose someone who actually hears me and doesn’t add or subtract to what I say. The humans have barely ever listened anyway. If they can’t receive the warning – oh, well.
Not Pat Robertson, he’s said too many stupid things to ever be considered credible again.
Peewee Herman or a Starbuck’s owner. ryc: I am not worried about my dark side-hardly have one.
I would pick you, my dear friend. If that doesn’t work, I’d just call out from the sky “HEY! YOU WASHINGTON PEOPLE! YEAH! OREGON, TOO! Y’ALL BEST CLEAR OUTTA THERE!”
I have no idea.
The pope, yo!
Not Pat Robertson.
i believe He would pick someone not so obvious, seeing that’s what He did most of the time, old testament and new testament.
Not Pat Robertson. Probably a scientist or researching that could find the facts to back it up and present it to the people who needed to know.
Al Gore is saying far more ludicrous things in his new movie “An Inconvenient Truth”. The New York Post says it’s hot air and Algore should get an Oscar for best actor. http://www.nypost.com/movies/66485.htm
I would send someone little that everyone bashes on, like Noah. Give him a big responsiblity, like he always wanted, and people would no the truth weather or not they listened.
i honestly dont know cause if someone said that i would probably think they were crazy cause there are alot of people already in the world saying god has spoken to them…lol
If I were God, I wouldn’t cause a tragedy like that…
Certainly not Pat Robertson. Probably someone with some recognize authority on tsunamis like a geologist or seimologist. People are too cyancial these days, best to use someone who knows the subject.
I don’t know.
Nobody famous or well known.
Not another Christian, because no one would believe him.
And in any case, storms happen every year, so predicting one is kind of like Al Roker predicting that he’ll be heading to a Krispy Kreme later.
steven colbert.
Well I’d have to knowledge of everyone, and because I don’t have that knowledge I say noone. Let humankind figure out why that happen he he he.
ah definetly FEMA. since they did such an AWESOME job the other time with the hurricane…
wow. i came here to say jon stewart but several people beat me too it!
Fall Out Boy… at least the message would reach millions, lol.
The Pope makes sense
No one.
If they pissed me off to the point that I wanted to send a Hugh Jass wave after them, I wouldn’t warn them.
Sorry, I know how cruel that sounds, but I’m a moderately synical and highly — well, you get the point.
Billy Ghram
i wouldnt send a message i would just surprise them just 2 piss off our president lol
Don’t know, but it wouldn’t be Pat Robertson.
Andrew Dice Clay
I stopped listening to Pat Robertson when he said to put your hand on the TV and you would be healed. As far as prophets go, it would have to be someone who when they prophesied, were 100% correct, no mistakes if the message is coming from God. Otherwise that is a false prophet. I wish we would have a true prophet from God, I think that would be a big help…….but people would probably hate him or her, and kill them, just like they always have…..
you dan
I wouldn’t exist…
but…for the fun of this question…
I’d tell Satan. Haha, bitches!
How about oprah? She seems to have millions of people who hang on her every word as the Gods honest truth, but God would probably follow his M.O. and pick someone nobody knew from the middle of nowhere to just show up.
someone meek. humble.
unexpectant.
faithful.
rough around the edges.
essentially a “nobody”
The antichirst.
“I stopped listening to Pat Robertson when he said to put your hand on the TV and you would be healed.” – what?? Are you for real ? He did that ? oh my god, see? see why i think christianity is bullshit. nothing wrong with God, most likely, but look at this stupid shit these Christians people do … Gah !!
Yeah, oprah wud be a good choice to spread the word.
NO, i don’t like her, she’s full of herself, but yeah. She wud do the job well.
But anyway … IF I was God, though, and I planned on fucking up the coast, why wud i tell anyone i was gonna do it ? why not just do it and to hell with ya’ll, um, literally. HA!
Chuck Norris. Nobody would beleive him, then he could laugh when it actually happened
The Geico gecko. He’s a funny little wanker. Besides, people listen to him.
If God would do that, I think he would send Howard Shultz Starbucks guy. He runs a really good company that orginated from there! IMHO and well ~ I like SBUX
If I were God I would have better things to do with my time than send natural disasters to mess with people – but then I to quote a line from Bruce Almighty “God’s like a mean little kid with a magnifying glass and we’re all ants”……
God doesn’t send natural disasters. However, if he wanted to speak to someone to warn them about one coming, how about having them act it out on Whose Line is it anyway?
No one, because everyone is doubted by someone.
I’d pick someone with much more credibility than Pat Robertson.
You know, in the OT, if someone made a prophecy and it didn’t come true, they were immediatly executed. Sometimes I wonder if we should keep that going . . . just a thought.
I don’t know…but I certainly wouldn’t tell him..
Hmm.
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Yao Ming. Just because.
NOT Dubya though; people already think of him as a nutjob and a half.
Not Clinton either, I like him but his integrity has been kinda severed, no?
George Carlin–if I spoke to him he’d spin it into a joke all on its own.
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert–Jon would give me blank stares and Colbert will make a fucking book all for the satire’s sake.
Ooooooh, I know. Jesse Ventura.
Y’know, I can go on forever.
I am debating about the Pope though; my god he looks like Ozzy or something.
not pat robertson. i would probably give warning signals and stuff but i wouldn’t go and tell some specific person
definatley NOT Pat Robertson lol…
Lol, i like the idea of you mentioned above…
God has spoken to us in His Son (Hebrews 1:1-3), so for those who do not believe on His Son, heaven is silent. For those who do believe, the scriptures provide all the revelation we need for every occasion.
For those who hear God, like Pat Robertson, I would ask him what god is talking to him. since the God of the bible speaks only through the scriptures and the finished work of Christ on the cross.
I definitely would not pick a religious fanatic. I wouldn’t pick a political leader. I wouldn’t pick a common person off of the street. All of these people have flaws in their credibility in this subject to the people. If I had to pick somkeone, it would probably be Steve Jobs, at least the people like him and we all know he’s smart. Even if it wasn’t really God, he’s probably right.
Personally, I don’t think God has ever spoken directly to people. That’s not to say that people don’t subconsciously notice/create things in their inherent goodness that could be construed as God.
George Carlin and George Stephanopolous. George Bush would be jealous and wonder why “all the cool Georges found out but me!”
No one. I couldn’t pick that. Besides, no one has said that the hurricanes were going to hit New Orleans. He doesn’t want us to know.
And f*ck Pat Robertson. He doesn’t hear the Lord. He hears publicty and scaring people into believing what he believes. He’s and idiot and should be taken off the air. Not killed, like he said we should do to some president, but just placed in a home. Somewhere. Not here.
Yes, definately Jon Stewart.
Who else, Dan!
The odds of Pat Robertson actually having recieved a message from God regarding hurricanes hitting the U.S. are at least as good as the odds that David Koresh was the messiah. That can be taken two ways. You decide
I believe that God chooses people based on different criteria than we would think. Consider his choice of David to be king, as recorded in the Bible. Or even prior to that, Saul, who was so shy he hid when the prophet Samuel tried to get him crowned as King. And Moses, the Bible records, was the meekest man on earth, yet God spoke to Him face to face. In fact, Moses tried to talk God out of sending him to lead the children of Isreal. Interesting question you pose. Who do you think God should speak to today? God bless and take care.
George Clooney
Kanye West… lol.
Someone you totally wouldn’t expect, but who is famous. That way, you wouldn’t just think they’d gone crazy.
Oprah. I think people would listen. Oprah knows what she’s talking about.
i wouldnt tell anyone, id show them. i’d have a big tsunami on one coast, and a hurricane on the other, and have them sit there for a few days(hey, if i was God i would be able to have a wave just sit there not moving.) then i would unleash them once they had been noticed. for greater effect, i would wash all the rapists, child molesters, and human traffickers and their kind out to sea leaving other people unscathed. then people would be like, “that was wierd, only a few of the houses in my neighborhood were destroyed, but even the dogs in the backyard were unharmed.”
Pat Robertson is a good man, but he is a bit tainted. I admire him for having the guts to speak his mind and tell you what’s on his heart. I would probably use Joel Osteen these days, though. He looks so good on camera!
Will be interesting to see if it comes true.
pat robertson. . . because only five people on the planet would believe him, so there would be maximum carnage and destruction.
failing that, ian paisley. cuz he has a cool accent and no one in america can understand anything he says.
What about Arnold Schwarzanegger? Sure, he isn’t obviously Christian, but when that man talks a lot of people listen. He is governor out there………
i agree with OJesuslovesyousomuch …
The producers of the tabloids in you find in Wal-Mart. Hahaha
I’m not sure – but it wouldn’t matter – whoever was picked would be hated (prophets are never popular people). ….not that I’m saying 700 club etc. is prophetic…
I wouldn’t tell anyone. I love surprises.
L,r
Jay Leno
God does afflict people with disaster. (Isaiah 45:7, Amos 3:6, Lamentations 3:38) There is an excellent page that dives into these verses here: God and Science
It’s important to note here that God is saying He creates good thing and calamity as judgement. However I am not saying that 911, the tsunamis, or anything of that nature recently has been of God. I feel such claims from people who are not known to be prophets (such as Jerry Falwell) have been detrimental to Christianity.
As far as answering the question: Pat Robertson would be the last person to speak for me. I would speak through someone people would listen to: like Bono. Or I would try to find the most publically praised anti-me that I could find, I would reveal myself to them like God did to Paul, and then I would have them humble themselves to speak my message. If an unbelieving world saw someone they held so highly humbling themselves to speak my word, they might just listen.
Haha, not Pat Robertson.
David Spade.
lol haha just kidding
Shari
PAT ROBERSON IS AN IDIOT
HE does NOT represent ANYTHING that I believe or that any SOUND CHRISTIAN would believe.
He gives the impression that God is ONLY a judgemental, and condemning Father that cares nothing of people.
~Caroline~
Technology people listen to what there tvs and computers say maybe law enforcement as well hmmm i dont know thats a hard question……
~bethany~
It sure as heck wouldn’t be Pat Robertson…
how bout joel osteen… or phil warren or that ____ warren pastor from Saddleback church in Cali.
Ryan Seacrest.
Someone that dosen’t have a tv show
People LAUGHED at Noah . . .
Relatively ridiculous question, seeing as if the Christian god existed he wouldn’t do that. He said he would never again send a flood.
Besides…any god who would use a natural disaster (or any kind of disaster) to kill people or try to “send a message” is a cruel, immature being undeserving of anyone’s worship. Reason # 4587341 why I’m not a Christian.
Posted 5/25/2006 at 5:17 PM by bittersunday
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actually God said that He’d never again destroy all mankind with a flood Genisis 9:15.
“And I will remember my covenant, which [is] between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.”
It still floods like crazy in India and in the amazon during the monsoon/rainy season. As for total annihilation of the planet by water, I don’t think we will see that yet.
As for God not using any form of natural disastors. I wouldnt put it past him. He is a jealous God who burns with a perfect jealousy.
drew carrey……………..don’t laugh.
someone no one would expect, that just seems to be how God worked then. like someone from nowheresville Idaho, who would listen to anyone from Idaho? God used this tactic several times in both the OT and the NT. whos gonna listen to a bunch of galilean fishermen? whose going to listen to a rabbi from the small barely existant town of nazareth. i recently went to the mideast, yea, not impressive “what good can come from nazareth?”
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play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best
friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and
Limp
Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was
goin’ wild!
the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been
going out
ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know
which person i’d rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn’t wanna end up like Barbra but
thats
only me. We all want what we cant have but now’s ur chance to go
out with
that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you
send
this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
life…..forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
friend……ONLY!!!!!
15 people- your crush will say they like you
20 people- your crush will ask you out!
25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
30 people – Your crush
will have sex with you
35 people or more- All of the above!!
Don’t blow it, it’s ur chance to shine! Have
everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It’s simple, just go
in a
chat room, pick some names and send away! but here’s the
catch…..you only
have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to
everyone you.. know
Certainly not Pat Robertson.
tony danza all the way
The Pope
Debbie Lindell
idk……..someone famous, cauz america is insane these days and people would actually listen to them. somebody like……….Donald Trump, lmao…….
idk……..someone famous, cauz america is insane these days and people would actually listen to them. somebody like……….Donald Trump, lmao…….
he’d tell someone like elijah, isaiah, or john the baptist. but God never warns about events like that happening, he rather warns us about us disregarding/disobeying him.
Me. I’ll be out of here, by the way, hopefully, before the tsunami comes.
a lot of people to think about maybe a prophet around the globe or a big TV host who would get the point and/or message across
!
The craziest, most batshit, over-the-moon, mud eating freak I could find. Perferrably a woman too. (I.e. Someone that no one would believe…just so that I could be entertained when everyone’s jaws dropped at the fact that she was right.)
You
> the Colbert Report. Along with Jon Stewart, George Carlin and You. At least I know the word would get around…
Peace
He wouldn’t tell anyone because God no longer speaks directly to man! Thats why we have the bible!
Barry Bonds. No reason. Randomness rules.
I’d pick one of those random homeless people that talks to themselves on street corners.
People probably wouldn’t listen.
But afterward, they might be a bit more attentive to what they hear…
definitely NOT pat robertson, or George bush. When God spoke in the old testament he didn’t speak through hypocrites. i think he would pick the person who is fighting poverty, injustice, and hate…… but i’m not sure who that would be.