August 20, 2006
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Name the Caption
I thought we would play Name the Caption again. This is President Bush holding hands with Prince Abdullah at the Bush ranch in Texas.
Name the Caption.
I thought we would play Name the Caption again. This is President Bush holding hands with Prince Abdullah at the Bush ranch in Texas.
Name the Caption.
Comments (157)
Is this your first time?
boo
scnd. hahahaahahahahaahahaahah
I hope you’re better than Osama.
yahooooooo
third w00t!
w000000000t! y’all got pwned!
Let us exchange protein strands. <– name where that’s from :]
So uh, whatcha doing tonight?
So… Umm… What’d ‘ya doing after the meeting?
I like what Czolya said.
12th comment…woot woot that’s the closest I’ve gotten…
Did you catch that movie…”Brokeback Mountain”?
“And we’ll be bestest fwiends forevah and evah…”
So, this is a tradition?
“Okay, now let’s hold hands as we cross the streetie-weetie. ooo. oo… be careful!”
lol why ARE they holding hands??? lol
So, how do you get sand out of those hard to reach places?
It’s time for TACO BELL FRIDAY!
“And out back is where I keep all the slain Democrats, c’mon!”
Bush: *thinking* and why was i against gay/lesbian marriges
Abdullah: *thinking* is this what americans do? *smiling* ahh well i rather like american ways
((btw why are they holding hands?))
say “UNCLE!”
George Bush and Prince Abdullah in… Wrong Love at the Right Time: The Texan Rendition of Brokeback Mountain
coming in theatres near you.
XOXO,
cG.
bush – “yes, i know we’re lost, but holding hands should help.”
Bush: “Maybe after this, I’ll accept gay marriage, so me and you can get married and have kids!” Cheney: “Erm, sir, you can’t have kids. Two wrongs don’t make a right.” Bush: “Goddamnit, Cheney.. you’re right. I wish Clinton was here.” Clinton: “Ha ha! I am Super Presidente!” Bush: “Shit… well.. there goes my presidency, taken by the best new president we’ve had.”
“Mom? Dad? We’re getting MARRIED!!!!”
Bush: Umm… and I just love your hat! Let me guess… JC Penny’s Spring 2003 line?!?
“You have soft hands…Is that Jergens skin so soft mosturizer I smell?”
i keep getting it wrong lol sorry for the spam.
“Let me show you the secret recipe for my baked beans, if you get my drift. BUSH’s baked beans.”
FINALLY!
Mr. & Mr. Smith
OR
The path to peace: “We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!”
Sorry everyone, I’m just having too much fun with this one.
Is this your first time?
Posted 8/20/2006 at 8:24 PM by Czolya
I like that one.
*A*
I wanna hold your hand or I thought we were going to keep this a secret.
All’s fair in love & war.
“I hope my wife doesn’t find out” as he’s thinking “I wonder if I’ll be giving or recieving tonight”
“at last my approval ratings are down enough. we can announce the engagement!”
Don’t be afraid, Abdullah. That’s just a cow. Can you say “cow”?
I hope you’re better than Osama.
Posted 8/20/2006 at 8:24 PM by Francisc0
LOL I’m with this guy!
Bush: Does this mean I’m Jasmine?
“You may now kiss the bride!”
Bush: (Pulls back the veil to see that it is a man) *shivers*
RYC: I just sent a private message because I was testing the whole thing out to see if that worked. I also don’t know how to invete people. You can just answere on my site. That would fine.
“You’re so adorable when you’re a scheming fascist…” -doesn’t matter who is saying it.
Abdullah: Does this gown make me look fat?
“Ya, Laura’s been my beard for 25 years now. She’s spending the weekend in San Francisco with her lover Charlene.”
Bush: Does that headwrap come in a medium?
Abdullah: You only have one wife?!
No wonder you’re holding my hand so tightly!!!
Oh yeah, I’ll tell you something,
I think you’ll understand
When I’ll say that something
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand.
Oh please, say to me
You’ll let me be your man
And please, say to me
You’ll let me hold your hand.
Now let me hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand.
And when I touch you I feel happy inside.
It’s such a feeling that my love
I can’t hide, I can’t hide, I can’t hide.
Yeah you’ve got that something,
I think you’ll understand.
When I say that something
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand.
And when I touch you I feel happy inside.
It’s such a feeling that my love
I can’t hide, I can’t hide, I can’t hide.
Yeh, you’ve got that something,
I think you’ll understand.
When I feel that something
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand,
I want to hold your hand.
“Please don’t tell Tony (Blair)..”
Bush: “So Abdula, you come by here often? Ahehehe.”
bush:: “Do you really love me? I’ve been hurt before.”
Bush: I bet your balls get some nice ventilation in that thing, huh?
“that head dress really brings out the color in your eyes”
OR HOW ABOUT.
“You know it could be like this, just like this, always.”
“Let’s get rid of all these bodyguards and sneak off into the forest”
Trees: Not again!!!
or even “I wish I knew how to quit you.”
IM DONE
You know they say things are always bigger in Texas
Brokeback Mountain…meet Brokeback Dessert.
Last one, I swear…
“You complete me.”
Bush: “don’t misunderestimate my manhood.”
“Why did I want this job again?”
Hey, Abacadabra… here’s that 20 I owe ya.
Da Bears!
“No need to be scared. Here, will watch over ya!”
or…
Presidentah Boosh, judging from da look of dat ting pooking out of your pocket, you are happy to see me, no?
Prince Abdullah: “has anyone seen this little boy’s mother?”
I think I’m wet
When we’re alone you can see my weapon of mass destruction.
Posted 8/20/2006 at 8:31 PM by shadow12613
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Wow, everyone seems to have caught they were holding hands. However, there is a huge cultural difference. Some places it’s not uncommon for men to be very close like that because it means friendship. It certaintly doesn’t mean they are gay… especially with these two men.
Caption: “How long do you think it’ll take before people think we are sincere?”
Bush: “I must admit, you guys in the Middle East are really…”
Abdullah: “Stupid! I HATE you! Stupid Americans! BLABLABLABLA!!! I’m enraged!
Media: Bush fails again! He sucks! According to a poll done mainly (99.68%) in the Clinton Household, Bushes approval rating is DOWN!!! Blablabla!!! Once again, our unbased arguments suit us just fine, they do!
U.N.: BAD U.S.! Good ARABS!!! It’s Ok to exert your emotions via terrorism. But bad US! Who said you could defend yourself?
Yep. As you can see, I find the media and liberals and Middle Easterns and the U.N. rather distasteful.
Keep your stick on the ice
fellow terrorists
“And now give a round of applause as we all eat some applesauce!”
– I didn’t even see the picture before commenting.
(After noticing that the prince pulled his garment around his groin area) “I’ll hold your hand in public, no problem, but keep the monster in its cage for now.”
Hey…
wanna be president?
Caption: President Bush meets with Prince Abdullah.
Just so you people won’t be culturally ignorant, The President was observing the customs and traditions of the Prince. The President couldn’t have gotten away with not holding the prince’s hand.
Is that a warhead under your arab frock or are you just happy to see me?
Bush- I’ve finally found my one true love.
“You don’t say! I love long walks on the beach too.”
Bush : *starts singing Usher* This is my confession!
I’m OK so far, but if you ask me to eat sheep eyeballs . . .
“It’s been great, but I really think we should just be friends now.”
“Um…this is awkward.”
Wow, that was lame. Sorry.
So, Prince Abdullah, do you really want to defect from your country?
Hey Abdullah, I like the layout on your blog!
Bush to Abdullah: (friendly conversation) “I ran into Osama last night…I haven’t talked to him since 911″
OK, one more…
“I’ll read your blog if you’ll read mine.”
In the Arab culture it is common for men to hold hands with other men… kind of like how sometimes American football players whack each other’s butts. You know? It’s a symbol of friendship and peace with each other, and some of these comments only emphasize how completely ignorant of other cultures we can be.
That’s why they’re holding hands for those who don’t know.
Well okay. The football thing seems out of place now that I look at it. It was something that we do that might be as foreign to them as what we see here. That was my intent.
Your first commentator hit the spot.
“Ewww, do I really have to touch him?”
Yea, I understand. I was just putting up my opinions on the points that you made about what Martin Foreman was saying.
i think we should take things slow…
Swt
“well, we could move to massachusettes……”
For some reason this reminds me of the joke about micheal jakson… “how do you know when it’s time for bed at micheal jacksons house???”……
the big hand is on the little hand…
BA DA TA… i’ll be here all night folks
“For crying out loud, I told you I wasn’t going to pull out my nuclear death button… so you can let go of my hand now… or well hehehe you don’t have to if you don’t wanna…”
“Red rover, red rover….”
“You see, we have this ‘Don’t ask, don’t tell’ policy…”
This is a start of something beaut-ti-ful.
“It’s okay, this is my first too…I don’t usually count Hilary.”
Bush: *thinking* I’ll do anything for more oil…
I think it’s interesting how different cultures are ok with more touching than we are; *everybody* holds hands over there.
“i really gotta stop putting myself in these increasingly harder to explain situations”
Make sure you look both ways. We’re going to cross the street now.
“Maybe I was wrong…”
The Odd Couple
(The news of their marriage shocked the world.)
I see several people defending the Middle Eastern culture which considers hand-holding proper form. [Nothing wrong with that. I'd do as the President did.] What no one points out is that this incident took place in TEXAS. For those who don’t know, that’s here in the U.S. — where cultural norms go against this sort of behavior. Should we then conclude that Prince Abdullah is “completely ignorant” of American customs? Why not? If you don’t consider him ignorant, why then do you cast that same insult on other Xangans?
Yes, the gay jokes are getting old, but so is the bashing of fellow Westerners.
You like nice long walks through buring oilfields? Me too!
burning* whoops
“how much do i get paid in oil to hold your hand again?”
should i call you in the morning or just nudge you
Ok, I’ll hold your hand, but I draw the line at kissing.
Well, I must be all logical and stuff tonight ’cause it looks like Prince A is telling Pres B an amusing story. I think they are holding hands because most of the world doesn’t view that as gay. So, no witty comments from me tonight. I think my family has sucked the life out of me today. That’s what happens when you have a dh recovering from surgery and hogging the TV.
Come with me, my chickadee!
Hmm… I have no comment.
Awkward
bush: this guy sure does have clammy hands.
“Prince Abdullah, you are a priveleged individual. I won’t even hold my wife’s hand in public out of fear that it’ll look like we are trying to mimic Bill and Hillary. But then again, there was that one time I goosed Laura at the podium.”
I wonder if tonight he will let me Drill for Oil?
Hey Big boy, when I get through with you Gas is going to rise another .10/Gl
“Red Rover….Red Rover….Send Tony Blair right over!” <3Rachel
“How much for the woman?”
“Now hold on there cowboy, I can get you blonde whores, but thats my DAUGHTER! You silly prince you!”
Prince: “How much for the woman?”
Bush: “Now hold on there cowboy, I can get you blonde whores, but thats my DAUGHTER! You silly prince you! Lets ride in my humvee next…”
“Really?
Riyadh is your capital?
I always thought you were just cussin’.”
(they’re holding hands because in Islamic culture it is a sign of friendship for to males to walk hand-in-hand)
Prince Abdullah: “I’VE GOT HIS HANDS!!!! SOMEONE SHOVE A PRETZEL DOWN HIS THROAT”
ROTFLOL
How about who’s the bigger schmuck?
)0(
“You know, in my country, you can get killed for doing what we’re doing.”
“Same in mine.”
“C’mon….let’s go play!”
we are the best oil buddies ?
“Things that make you go, ‘Hmmmm’.”
I’m sorry but I ate your wife. If that was the right one.
Prince Abdullah: “I’m sure glad you had Vaseline! They confiscated mine at the airport!”
“Prince Abdullah: “I’VE GOT HIS HANDS!!!! SOMEONE SHOVE A PRETZEL DOWN HIS THROAT”
Posted 8/21/2006 at 2:49 AM by butterflybeth89
Hands down, this wins!
Bush: See, the meeting wasn’t that bad.
“Can you wear that head scarf-thingy while we do it. It’s part of the fantasy for me.”
…this gives new meaning to Bush fucking Iran in the ass.
“Don’t worry son, we’ll find your mommy,”
With that hat, you could easily pass as a first lady.
what is the matter with you?????
why are u constantly trying to get people against bush?
for ONCE i’d like to see you support the president in SOMETHING- or say something good he’s done or w/e- anything really.
it really makes me not want to come to your site sometimes because you’re so biased.
“You know….just because i think holding hands with a man is fulfilling doesn’t mean I’m gay….Oh wow, when did we get those flowers?? Those are soo pretty!!! Indigo is a nice shade this time of year…Hey Abdullah, wanna go see Hairspray with me later?”
-quote president bush
I wish I could remember what I called it the last time(on a board that was “removed for Tos violations” lol, I knew it wouldn’t be t here long…lol, I remember now…one of the members there was impersonation Osama bin ladin, and I said”Look George is cheating on you”lol)
“Those stupid idiots think you and I are the cause of high gas prices, when it is really the skeptical stock market gurus.”
For all of the people asking why they are holding hands, it’s not unusual for close male friends to hold hands in the arab world. It’s part of the arab culture. Ironically enough, one could get in trouble for doing the same with a woman in some parts of the middle east. 0_o
….I knew that international manners&mores class in college would come in handy someday.
“hey do you know where I can find the nearest mcdonalds i love eating there because i am american”
-”why yes it is down the hall”
“there are no halls in america”
-”OH SHIT”
I`ll send money to your country, I like throwing money around.
I like your dress, but do all the ladies in Jordan have facial hair?
Bush: I really liked our trip to Brokeback Mountain this weekend, Sweetie!
“This whole ‘war’ thing is such a good cover.”
“what is the matter with you?????
why are u constantly trying to get people against bush?
for ONCE i’d like to see you support the president in SOMETHING- or say something good he’s done or w/e- anything really.
it really makes me not want to come to your site sometimes because you’re so biased.”
Maybe he just doesn’t like what Bush is doing. He doesn’t HAVE to like him. If you don’t want to read what he’s saying, don’t come.
hey are you free friday night?
“President Bush sends a clear message that it’s not just Saudi oil he’s after”
Ok, I’ll sleep with you and you’ll lower oil prices.
Bush: Aren’t the flowers wonderful?
Abdullah: Aah my crotch itches.
>_<;
I hope you know how to ride.Osama didnt.
I like what xdarlene said.
That is so rude. That is SO rude. Holding hands is accepted in basically every other country besides America. In Korea, grown men hold hands because they are friends. I think it is very commendable that President Bush is allowing himself to set aside American mindsets and indulge in a custom not seen in his own home. I also think it’s rude to assume or imply that Bush and Abdullah are either gay or inept in some manner.
Grow up.
Thanks, I’ve been feeling lonely with my presidency and all.
i agree with loony thoughts except the part about him liking the “american way” & why r they holding hands?
“You have lovely hands. Do you moisturize? You know, I’ve tried all sorts of moisturizers. I even went fragrance free for a whole year. Now my sister, she uses some kind of uh… uh… uh… uh… aloe vera with a little sunscreen in it, and ideally, we should all wear gloves when going to bed, but I found out that that creates a kind of an interference with my… social agenda, you know what I mean.” -Frank, “Ocean’s 11″
Did you miss me, baby?
I agree that it is sorta rude.. it is damn rude actually..
I extremely dislike bush.. but… nahhhhhhhhhhhh
it’s funny.. hehehe
“I’ll come out if you do!”