kinda odd questions both i guess ….. its not like it had to be one way
what we really want to know is “front to back or back to front”?
stay down.
WTF?!?! You stand up BEFORE wiping and you get dookey on both cheeks instead of just the crack…
how weird
I stay down when wiping and it gets it all, Fiona_Vanderwall
Uhh…. I stand up.
Weirdo… why do you wanna know that?
Remain seated…but for the life of me can’t figure out why you’re asking.
Do you really want to know what people are going to say to this?
seated…why the heck would you stand up???
i stand/squat really
…And continue to wipe until there’s no autograph left.
I stand up, man! Let the whole world have a peek.
who stands?
I remain seated so it stays in my crack.
Half stand, half sit.
wow i was having a bad day and this just made it awesome lol i cant stop laughing
seated by the way
hahah
does it matter? your getting it cleaned
Woo! First page.
God. I REWL.
yo, wtf, kome on realy. *noddess in disgust*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! this is too funny.
Some people stand?! Amaizing.
Dan, you questions are going in the toilet.
so, back to that ‘TMI’ entry. aren’t you pushing it? =P
Stay seated until the last wipe, then stand up. I assume you mean pooping in the toilet. ha ha
wtf dan? WTF!!!!!??????!?!?!?!
There isn’t enough room to stay seated and wipe. You either have to lean to one side really far or do the stand/squat style.
Half sit, half stand.
This is part 2? There’s a part one to this? I can’t even believe this is up for discussion…I mean dayum!
HA HA. Wipe while seated. ALWAYS!
Sit of course,I need access!!!Funny you should ask,I just took this poll around home.I also took a poll asking men if they use the fly in their boxers or go up and over….I was making boxers for someone and did not want to do the extra work to add the fly opening if he didn’t use it!
ewwww
EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why u gunna ask a question like that???
u tell me waht u do?
no please don’t answer that PLEASE ugh lol
Why would I stand?
What the hell?? lol – I would say it’s more of a “sit and lean” type position
Pardon me while I vomit bent over. This is quite crass Dan. I’m not terribly surprised though. Scatological fixation reveals much about the author…
um…it depends what i feel like doing…whatever mood im in!!
hahahahah, that’s funny, I’ve actually wondered before what was the “norm.” I actually used to half-stand up, but just switched to sitting sometime within this year … uhhhh, yeah.
Oh my god. This seems like a question you ask in an excruciatingly boring staff meeting, at a job you have not regrets of being fired from.
seated
Whoa.. puddles…
I’m not telling. XD
What a GROSS question!
Depends. On what? I have no idea.
seated…
Ok that is seriously wierd and I feel kinda violated lol…but I stand up.
Oh crap, that’s funny.
seated…why do it standing up??? then you have to dig in further to get the rest of your crap…
Kelly
p.s. i can’t believe i just typered all that…gross
stay seated
p.s why is eberyone freaking out they should know sometimes you can ask random things….
Wipe?!?
…interesting question.
Holy crap, who cares?
wht the crap? whtvr you have your reasons……….. stay down i must say…………
Try my best, to pass the test… La la la la la… You know, Dan, I like this question. It’s what people really want to tell you, but are usually too ashamed too.
Physics, when you are sitting your butt is more “open” and hence more efficient cleaning.
Sick question….. You’ve contradicted yourself!
(Remember the TMI entry? You said somethin’ about how you didn’t like xangas w/ TMI, but now you’ve become one.)
I’m really shocked people actually answered…… ew!
(lol)
Odd question..but I stand up.
wow, if i type in here, will anyone even notice. LOL. does anyone even discuss anything anymore other than yes, no, and i dont understand. / / (exempt the few from this crazy ranting who are smart enough to actualy type something other than above.)
who wipes the seat? that is weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird
Seated. I’d also rather know if people wipe front to back or back to front…..and toilet paper over the roll or under??
Ewww.. Dan WHY do you exactly want to know?
Uhhh…I dunno.
I had no idea there was any other way.
seated please
I’ve stood my whole life… that’s weird?
Dan which way do you do it hmmm??? You always ask us questions, you should anwser your own questions…it would make it more interesting.
What?!? Are you serious? Wiping standing up would be FAR less effective. Being thorough counts, Dan.
Also I’m a little bit on the butthumper side so it usually hurts to sit for long periods of time… MEH. WATCHA GONNA DO.
-_-
Haha, I was thinking about this awhile ago. Somehow me and my friend got to talking about it, and he said he sat down, and that most people do. I stand up. I don’t understand how you sit down and do it, I will have to experiment tonight.
WTF?
Why in the world would you ask this???
Um, I didn’t even know it was an option to stand up.
Uh… I really don’t feel comfortable with this question…
what a question, and I sit
i remain seated
stand up
Standing, too awkward to get a good wipe in while seated.
sit, definitely.
*gross*
*in a high pitched voice, kind of a squeal, kind of fast* “Oh my god, I feel violated.”
Awkward question..
STAY SEATED AND BEND OVER JUST A LITTLE……………YOU DON’T WANT A MUD SLIDE BEFORE YOU WIPE! YOU’D USE MORE TOILET PAPER AND WITH THE PRICE OF GAS AND ELECTRIC WE COULDN’T AFFORD MORE TOILET PAPER. THEN YOU’D HAVE NASTY A$$!
THE REAL QUESTION IS PAPER BALLS? WHO HAS THEM?
I can’t imagine why anyone would stand to wipe? Seems like it would make wiping that much harder.
Pull yourself together, Dan!
Ummm….Eeeew.
pleeezzzzzeee
Are you running out of material? (o:
Stay down…
I like to lie on my back and let the dog lick me clean. Give me a break. Theologians cafe?
Seated
stay seated…
tt & ew @ question
Headstands
Yeah um this is a very strange question, but oh well I remain seated
Stand…up?
It depends on how much I have had to drink….. <3Rachel
Wow…the Idiots cafe’ is proud to be on the first page…..Congratulations Idiots…… You ROCK!
<3Rachel
What would you say if I told you that I dont poop. I am a female so I am going to say , I SIT!
I stand.
Holy Shit…..
I try to mix it up a little
Random question!
And I don’t know where exactly you live, but it seems you’re always on at the times that don’t make sense. Like when you posted this, I was eating dinner. Your next post will probably be while I’m sleeping.
rofl.
i didnt expect a question like this from you.
lovely question
uh i think mayb i stand a quarter of the way up, or stay seated, i dont know, good ? im curious, but dang i dont have to poop.
according to my boyfriend, girls do not poo. they are too pretty to poo. lol
i sit!
you sit….
I remain seated and use wet Charmin wipes to double check.
Seated o___O XD!
I sit. LOL. I don’t want any rogue poop getting away. XD
You’re suppose to wipe?
Damn!
seated….
Squat.
Stay down. Why do you ask such an odd question.
eh….why are you asking that?
That’s more than I wanted to know!
Half way, duh. Squatting.
AHHH!!!! I TAKE A PHOTO!!!
(Yes- I have been photographing myself in bathrooms for over 3 years now- soon to become a book! Huzzah! Don’t believe me??? http://janesbathrooms.livejournal.com well-it is sort of protected right now… but soon- you will be able to see…Heheheee!)
XoxoxoX
i jump up and down and then wipe my ass on the wall.
Girls don’t p–p.
seated, geez.
seated
does it matter
Some people stand up when they wipe? That’s gross… and it honestly never occurred to me…
half stand, half sit
Disgusting that you would ask.
OMG, who in the world would stand up first? I’ve never heard of such a thing!!!
How old are you?
I shift the balance to my right butt cheek, which, through leverage, tilts my left side up, making wiping a safe and easy process.
Except with school-issued half-ply toilet paper.
why would you stand up? If your cheeks touch it gets spread out more!
O.o well…i stand up
LMAO…i’m not gonna say though
I always stand up for some reason
that is SO weird… but i stay seated, lol
stand with my foot on the seat!
stay seated. this is a great question, dan. very you. love it.
seated!!
stand up!
HAHAHAHA! this made me laugh.
if you must know…mostly seated/kinda standing but mostly seated… wow what the heck.
I’d prefer to be a sitter, but my but is so big that I can’t reach all the way around, so I have to stand.
i was taught to sit, but i stand up now that i’m BIG
yeah right, girls don’t poop. someone’s just denying the truth.
It depends on how messy it is. Sitting for a normal poop, sitting and standing if I have diarrhea. A dirty answer for a dirty question …
who cares
why would you ask that question? That’s…just…weird.
haha this is a funny question dan.. i used to stand up.. i think the reason is becuase when i was a little kid i’d call my mom to wipe my asss so i had to stand up for her to get to it.. well it stuck with me for a while until i figured “why the hell am i standing up for?” so now i sit.. its much more comfortable than trying to hover while wiping..
This is the 1st time I cracked a smile for the day.. thanx ..and oh, I stand
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS Why would I tell YOU???
Christy
stand…
uh… sit. i didnt know you could stand
seated
personally im a stander, i really dont see the point of doing it when your sitting down. might miss :-
how about you??? do YOU sit or stand? hmmm?
Seated.
uhh, gross. who needs to know?
seat poo like a sweet gril!
Do you not have any thing better to talk about? I mean, come on. This is really bad.
An excellent question, sir. Seated, all the way. Unless it requires more work.
Is this what you call using your site to help people? Do you only ask questions just to get more comments, or do you really care about the answers?
To be honest I thought someone stole your password I read this question.
*when*
haha! this made me smile! so cool question! nice one…
I would most definitely be a sit down type of girl.
u are sick
Nice question… Just who thought of it ?
I am a woman & I sit.
thats a natsy qustion
None of your business.
Stay seated. Ya get crap all over the place if you stand up. And wipe from the front.
I stand.
-KrIsTiN-
Umm, woah. THAT is a really strange, psychotic, sick question.
I stay sitting. I’m not sure if that’s a bad or good thing, but that’s how I do it.
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hmm…
depends
Stay down
HAHAHAHA, oh, you’re serious?
That’s weird.
Seated.
and i’m first, which makes me unhealthily proud.
kinda odd questions both i guess ….. its not like it had to be one way
what we really want to know is “front to back or back to front”?
stay down.
WTF?!?! You stand up BEFORE wiping and you get dookey on both cheeks instead of just the crack…
how weird
I stay down when wiping and it gets it all, Fiona_Vanderwall
Uhh…. I stand up.
Weirdo… why do you wanna know that?
Remain seated…but for the life of me can’t figure out why you’re asking.
Do you really want to know what people are going to say to this?
seated…why the heck would you stand up???
i stand/squat really
…And continue to wipe until there’s no autograph left.
I stand up, man! Let the whole world have a peek.
who stands?
I remain seated so it stays in my crack.
Half stand, half sit.
wow i was having a bad day and this just made it awesome lol i cant stop laughing
seated by the way
hahah
does it matter? your getting it cleaned
Woo! First page.
God. I REWL.
yo, wtf, kome on realy. *noddess in disgust*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! this is too funny.
Some people stand?! Amaizing.
Dan, you questions are going in the toilet.
so, back to that ‘TMI’ entry.
aren’t you pushing it?
=P
Stay seated until the last wipe, then stand up. I assume you mean pooping in the toilet. ha ha
wtf dan? WTF!!!!!??????!?!?!?!
There isn’t enough room to stay seated and wipe. You either have to lean to one side really far or do the stand/squat style.
Half sit, half stand.
This is part 2? There’s a part one to this? I can’t even believe this is up for discussion…I mean dayum!
HA HA.
Wipe while seated. ALWAYS!
Sit of course,I need access!!!Funny you should ask,I just took this poll around home.I also took a poll asking men if they use the fly in their boxers or go up and over….I was making boxers for someone and did not want to do the extra work to add the fly opening if he didn’t use it!
ewwww
EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why u gunna ask a question like that???
u tell me waht u do?
no please don’t answer that PLEASE ugh lol
Why would I stand?
What the hell?? lol – I would say it’s more of a “sit and lean” type position
Pardon me while I vomit bent over. This is quite crass Dan. I’m not terribly surprised though. Scatological fixation reveals much about the author…
um…it depends what i feel like doing…whatever mood im in!!
hahahahah, that’s funny, I’ve actually wondered before what was the “norm.” I actually used to half-stand up, but just switched to sitting sometime within this year … uhhhh, yeah.
Oh my god. This seems like a question you ask in an excruciatingly boring staff meeting, at a job you have not regrets of being fired from.
seated
Whoa.. puddles…
I’m not telling. XD
What a GROSS question!
Depends. On what? I have no idea.
seated…
Ok that is seriously wierd and I feel kinda violated lol…but I stand up.
Oh crap, that’s funny.
seated…why do it standing up??? then you have to dig in further to get the rest of your crap…
Kelly
p.s. i can’t believe i just typered all that…gross
stay seated
p.s why is eberyone freaking out they should know sometimes you can ask random things….
Wipe?!?
…interesting question.
Holy crap, who cares?
wht the crap? whtvr you have your reasons……….. stay down i must say…………
Try my best, to pass the test… La la la la la… You know, Dan, I like this question. It’s what people really want to tell you, but are usually too ashamed too.
Physics, when you are sitting your butt is more “open” and hence more efficient cleaning.
Sick question….. You’ve contradicted yourself!
(Remember the TMI entry? You said somethin’ about how you didn’t like xangas w/ TMI, but now you’ve become one.)
I’m really shocked people actually answered…… ew!
(lol)
Odd question..but I stand up.
wow, if i type in here, will anyone even notice. LOL.
does anyone even discuss anything anymore other than yes, no, and i dont understand.
/
/
(exempt the few from this crazy ranting who are smart enough to actualy type something other than above.)
who wipes the seat? that is weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird
Seated. I’d also rather know if people wipe front to back or back to front…..and toilet paper over the roll or under??
Ewww.. Dan WHY do you exactly want to know?
Uhhh…I dunno.
I had no idea there was any other way.
seated please
I’ve stood my whole life… that’s weird?
Dan which way do you do it hmmm??? You always ask us questions, you should anwser your own questions…it would make it more interesting.
What?!? Are you serious? Wiping standing up would be FAR less effective. Being thorough counts, Dan.
Also I’m a little bit on the butthumper side so it usually hurts to sit for long periods of time… MEH. WATCHA GONNA DO.
-_-
Haha, I was thinking about this awhile ago. Somehow me and my friend got to talking about it, and he said he sat down, and that most people do. I stand up. I don’t understand how you sit down and do it, I will have to experiment tonight.
WTF?
Why in the world would you ask this???
Um, I didn’t even know it was an option to stand up.
Uh… I really don’t feel comfortable with this question…
what a question, and I sit
i remain seated
stand up
Standing, too awkward to get a good wipe in while seated.
sit, definitely.
*gross*
*in a high pitched voice, kind of a squeal, kind of fast* “Oh my god, I feel violated.”
Awkward question..
STAY SEATED AND BEND OVER JUST A LITTLE……………YOU DON’T WANT A MUD SLIDE BEFORE YOU WIPE! YOU’D USE MORE TOILET PAPER AND WITH THE PRICE OF GAS AND ELECTRIC WE COULDN’T AFFORD MORE TOILET PAPER. THEN YOU’D HAVE NASTY A$$!
THE REAL QUESTION IS PAPER BALLS? WHO HAS THEM?
I can’t imagine why anyone would stand to wipe? Seems like it would make wiping that much harder.
Pull yourself together, Dan!
Ummm….Eeeew.
pleeezzzzzeee
Are you running out of material? (o:
Stay down…
I like to lie on my back and let the dog lick me clean. Give me a break. Theologians cafe?
Seated
stay seated…
tt & ew @ question
Headstands
Yeah um this is a very strange question, but oh well I remain seated
Stand…up?
It depends on how much I have had to drink….. <3Rachel
Wow…the Idiots cafe’ is proud to be on the first page…..Congratulations Idiots…… You ROCK!
<3Rachel
What would you say if I told you that I dont poop. I am a female so I am going to say , I SIT!
I stand.
Holy Shit…..
I try to mix it up a little
Random question!
And I don’t know where exactly you live, but it seems you’re always on at the times that don’t make sense. Like when you posted this, I was eating dinner. Your next post will probably be while I’m sleeping.
rofl.
i didnt expect a question like this from you.
lovely question
uh i think mayb i stand a quarter of the way up, or stay seated, i dont know, good ? im curious, but dang i dont have to poop.
according to my boyfriend, girls do not poo. they are too pretty to poo. lol
i sit!
you sit….
I remain seated and use wet Charmin wipes to double check.
Seated o___O XD!
I sit. LOL. I don’t want any rogue poop getting away. XD
You’re suppose to wipe?
Damn!
seated….
Squat.
Stay down.
Why do you ask such an odd question.
eh….why are you asking that?
That’s more than I wanted to know!
Half way, duh. Squatting.
AHHH!!!!
I TAKE A PHOTO!!!
(Yes- I have been photographing myself in bathrooms for over 3 years now- soon to become a book! Huzzah! Don’t believe me???
http://janesbathrooms.livejournal.com well-it is sort of protected right now… but soon- you will be able to see…Heheheee!)
XoxoxoX
i jump up and down and then wipe my ass on the wall.
Girls don’t p–p.
seated, geez.
seated
does it matter
Some people stand up when they wipe? That’s gross… and it honestly never occurred to me…
half stand, half sit
Disgusting that you would ask.
OMG, who in the world would stand up first? I’ve never heard of such a thing!!!
How old are you?
I shift the balance to my right butt cheek, which, through leverage, tilts my left side up, making wiping a safe and easy process.
Except with school-issued half-ply toilet paper.
why would you stand up? If your cheeks touch it gets spread out more!
O.o well…i stand up
LMAO…i’m not gonna say though
I always stand up for some reason
that is SO weird… but i stay seated, lol
stand with my foot on the seat!
stay seated. this is a great question, dan. very you. love it.
seated!!
stand up!
HAHAHAHA! this made me laugh.
if you must know…mostly seated/kinda standing but mostly seated… wow what the heck.
I’d prefer to be a sitter, but my but is so big that I can’t reach all the way around, so I have to stand.
i was taught to sit, but i stand up now that i’m BIG
yeah right, girls don’t poop. someone’s just denying the truth.
It depends on how messy it is. Sitting for a normal poop, sitting and standing if I have diarrhea. A dirty answer for a dirty question …
who cares
why would you ask that question? That’s…just…weird.
haha this is a funny question dan.. i used to stand up.. i think the reason is becuase when i was a little kid i’d call my mom to wipe my asss so i had to stand up for her to get to it.. well it stuck with me for a while until i figured “why the hell am i standing up for?” so now i sit.. its much more comfortable than trying to hover while wiping..
This is the 1st time I cracked a smile for the day.. thanx ..and oh, I stand
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS Why would I tell YOU???
Christy
stand…
uh… sit. i didnt know you could stand
seated
personally im a stander, i really dont see the point of doing it when your sitting down. might miss :-
how about you??? do YOU sit or stand? hmmm?
Seated.
uhh, gross. who needs to know?
seat poo like a sweet gril!
Do you not have any thing better to talk about? I mean, come on. This is really bad.
An excellent question, sir. Seated, all the way. Unless it requires more work.
Is this what you call using your site to help people? Do you only ask questions just to get more comments, or do you really care about the answers?
To be honest I thought someone stole your password I read this question.
*when*
haha! this made me smile! so cool question! nice one…
I would most definitely be a sit down type of girl.
u are sick
Nice question… Just who thought of it ?
I am a woman & I sit.
thats a natsy qustion
None of your business.
Stay seated. Ya get crap all over the place if you stand up. And wipe from the front.
I stand.
-KrIsTiN-
Umm, woah. THAT is a really strange, psychotic, sick question.
I stay sitting. I’m not sure if that’s a bad or good thing, but that’s how I do it.
seated