September 29, 2006
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Sexiest Woman Alive
Scarlett Johansson has just been named by Esquire as the “Sexiest Woman Alive.”
These contest are so political. In my opinion, she is far from the “Sexiest Woman Alive.” They always just pick someone who is popular at the time.
Does Scarlett Johansson deserve to be called the Sexiest Woman Alive?
Comments (251)
eh not really
first! again!
she is beautiful
Mmmmmmm!
Yes! I think so!
She is lovely!
Especially in the “Girl with a Pearl Earring”…
But then again… that is me and my silly art talking.
XoxoxoX
Nah.
No, but she does have a nice rack…….
she’s unusually pretty, not the prettiest one alive though.
nah, but maybe her boobs deserve it. HAWHAWHAWHAW.
nope. she’s pretty, but she’s far from being the prettiest.
She is gorgeous, but sexiest alive, I don’t know about that. You really can’t name one person that because what one woman does may be considered very sexy by some, but may turn off others. It’s a dumb contest.
YES!
I think she is HOT!! My taste are generally high or so I have been told.
I can live with the pick or even the pics.
She has the creepy plastic look a lot of famous women have these days so no. A real woman is a sexy woman.
I’m not just saying that as a feminist. I also believe it too.
She’s ok, but very few women deserve to be the sexiest woman alive. I seriously doubt she is one of them.
I think she’s gorgous….i like that she’s curvy…
Ehhhhhhhh. She’s okay looking. I don’t really think she is that pretty. She looks like every other girl at my college.
No.. she’s pretty yes.. but I dont really think she’s sexy. or ever near the sexiest.
If I saw her on the street and she wasn’t famous I wouldn’t look twice. She’s rather plain-looking.
The top pic might not be bad, but the bottom pic made me grimmace. Granted, I really have no clue who she is, so I doubt that I really have any right to give my opinion. And that’s what makes your site great. I can give my opinion on all sorts of issues I’m not qualified to do so.
Dr. Carasco
Most def!
Um, no, not at all. Eew.
Absolutely not. Angelina Jolie…now that’s a woman I’d go gay for.
nope
no.
and angelina jolie just plain is weird looking btw,
No.
jessica alba. WTF PEOPLE!?
meh shes pretty
no, how can they not even see all the women in the world & decide sumthing like that?
Its probably creepy for me to say this, given I’m a straight woman and older than her, but she does have something. She is definitely very sexy. Is she the sexiest woman alive? I don’t know. That’s a very subjective designation. And yes, very political.
I mean, I wouldn’t cross the fence for her or anything.
no
no
Yes, her makeup* is quite lovely.
I prefer natural beauty to fake beauty though.
no
She’s hot, but not THE hottest
Ehhh. She’s pretty, but pretty ordinary looking. I guess.
RYC: I doubt that. Seeing as though she’s a senior and I’m a lowly sophomore, the only “happy birthday”s I get are from friends. At lunch. Outside. Where no one else is around. Oh well. :]
Nehh. Not really.
Or maybe I should say improved beauty.. my bad.. because there is beauty beneath the makeup.
Well, you picked a couple of not-so-flattering pictures of her to post here. Still, I think sexy has a lot to do with what’s under the surface. A person could be wildly beautiful, but if she was a total bitch, I don’t think I could stand to be in the same room with her.
Maybe Esquire took that into consideration. Maybe, aside from being beautiful, Scarlette’s also a really cool person?
She’s sexy, but Angelina Jolie IS the sexiest woman alive.
She is really pretty though. If I were a man, I’d fantasize about her.
she’s pretty, but not “sexiest woman alive.”
Not in my opinion.
What does this tell you Dan???
Heheeee!
XoxoxoxX
Jane
She IS very beautiful, but I think there are other girls who are prettier.
Not in my opinion, but I guess everyone’s definition of sexy is different.
It’s so subjective; how can one person be the sexiest? She obviously isn’t because some people think she isn’t. Unless it’s completely unanimous, then no, she doesn’t.
She’s not bad looking, but not sexiest alive.
I do like her hair in the first picture, though.
She looks as sexy as all the other sexiest woman of all time. There sure are a lot of those running around nowadays ya know.
she’s very pretty.
but again, i think she’d be better described as pretty than sexy.
My wife is the sexiest woman alive. I don’t know Scarlett.
no!
Angelina Jolie has both beauty & brains. She helps people who desperately needs help.
ciao,
CHARLENE
Uma Thurman (In Kill Bill)
No, definetly not – but that’s not to say she isn’t pretty.
Why doesn’t someone tell Hollywood and the tabloids that these kind of contests are so juvenile. Who cares? What good is it going to do for a billion guys like me? We don’t care. I vote for my wife. At least she will appreciate the vote.
heck no!
Nah.
Well I like how she’s a natural beauty.
i think so but i have always felt that way since i saw Ghost World a long time ago.
No, she shouldn’t have won. Natalie Portman should totally win! Shes beautiful! Or Reese Witherspoon!
I don’t think those are great pictures of her, because I do think that she’s really very pretty. I can’t stand “Sexiest Man/Woman Alive” contests because there’s really no way to decide. Everyone’s got a different opinion; only once in a while do I actually agree. But in this case, if she’s not THE sexiest, she’s definitely up there. And she can really act, too.
And Angelina Jolie doesn’t even come close. What is it about her that people find attractive?
No.
Not to say she’s ugly though. She is pretty.
no!
someone like Kate Beckinsale. or Claire Daines. or Keira Knightley. or Reese Witherspoon.
they’re soo much prettier than Scarlett…
blegh
=)
no i think carmen electra is prettier
but who decides this stuff…everyone has different tastes therefore no women is going to be sexy to everyone.
ew, no. she’s not that pretty. especially with all that makeup on…
it would be mean to say no, and weird to say yes…. all men are created equal lol
hmm…..
i don’t think anyone deserves to be nominated it.
no no no!
she’s not the prettiest woman alive i think.
but then again, i think i would have chosen jessica alba.
kuo
Pretty but not sexy.
I think she is gorgeous. Better than Angelina Jolie.
eww no! she is not very pretty @ all. she’s one of those girls who aren’t ugly but their not pretty either. so no! & angelina jolie is a VERY UGLY homewrecker. (see the comment on the first page by whizzywhig3542)
I will let the guys have final say on a girl, but I think she is gorgeous.
Yes. She gives us curvy girls a role model.
No, but she is really pretty. I say its Angelina Jolie.
who cares????
And Whisper2theWater…did you call yourself curvey? From that picture you (or rather your shoulders) look tiny!
No, she looks like every other girl. Oh and her voice makes me want to shoot myself
Hello Dan! Before I go any further…have great weekend…look forward to what you’ll be posting. =)
These pictures dont any justice to Scarlett. She has a very pretty decolletage, as you can see. Yes she deserves to be..tired of the same ol same ol… =)
Hell fucking yes.
Cute:
Scortching hot:
She even looks good in a pseudo mullet:
Absolutely gorgeous. She doesn’t just look good all the time, anyone can do that (or try anyway). She carries herself well. Her voice is wonderful. Those lips! And she can actually act, not just look pretty– I find competence sexy.
dude, did you disable pictures in the comments or something?
you should’ve used these pictures: http://www.phun.org/phun/celebrities/scarlett_johansson/scarlett_johansson.htm
She’s definitely one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood. I don’t think she looks fake at all.
watch this video to get my opinio.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDpDuVXvrn0
it starts off there is this fat fat lady on the beach…
Not while I still live.:)
No, she’s ugly.
I don’t care what Dan and Esquire think Jessica…you’ll always be the sexiest to me baby!
I think she is pretty, but “sexiest woman alive”…no.
She’s pretty. *shrugs* Beauty is a bit too subjective..Like art, and writing.
Surely there must’ve be some quantitative measure of Scarlett Johanson’s sexiness. Maybe they show a picture of her in front of a line of hundreds of guys and attach penis-girth-enlargement-measurement apparatuses or something.
Ehh..not really.
She’s okay..but far from the prettiest.
No, that title definitely belongs to me.
sure… dang shes got a big rack.
I mean, uh, wait…
Sexy is too hard to judge, especially since we haven’t met her in person. I think she’s really pretty, but iono….
Jesus, I turn around for ONE second and you have four new comments…
How DO you do it?
she is definitely a top 10 sexiest, but not number 1
uhh… NNNOOOOO!
I think she’s absolutely gorgeous.
Not really.
I like unique kinds of beauty, but as postgraduate ape wrote in a now defunct website, people like Paris Hilton or perfect for the hate fuck.
Scarlett? Who IS scarlett johansen?
eh she’s pretty but not the most pretty
no way!
She’s stunning, but I think the whole “sexiest woman alive” thing is just a ploy by the media, and obviously a decision like that is completely subjective.
No.
i agree with ryoma136
that funy you shoul ay that, because i was just watgcing E’s 101 sexiest people something…. i turned it off. they’re all the same. and it makes me depressed.
no…
ewww her boobs are white…
honestly…the ppl they say are sexy…aren’t
Kelly
no, that title belongs to karlyn alyssa grey
(xanga.com/karaagrey)
Write something about stupid Foley!
ehhhhhhhhhhh, not really. I guess she’s pretty, but girls like Kiera Knightly deserve and award like that.
wait, and WHO is Scarlett Hohansen anyways? I don’t believe i’ve ever heard of her…….
She’s pretty, but I wouldn’t call her “Sexiest Woman Alive.” I don’t want to sound like a lesbian, but I think Carmen Electra is pretty hot, now her, I would call the “Sexiest Woman Alive.”
-KrIsTiN-
Keira Knightley
Way hotter.
She has this look that she gets sometimes, with her lips half parted…
Makes me real jealous.
no way! I mean, sure she’s hot, but not really anything special. She has a very boring, obvious look.
I don’t think so. She doesn’t have the right personality for it. (*v*)
heck no. not even close.
what did they do, put a bunch of names in a hat and draw.
I would vote Angelina Jolie or Selma Hayak first.
I think it should be “sexiest woman alive (for the next 15 minutes and/or until someone else hotter shows up)”
Nah. She’s gorgeous, don’t get me wrong. But I don’t think there IS a “sexiest woman alive.” And if there is, she’s probably not an actress or a singer or a star of any sort. Because having a career like that doesn’t make you sexy — it’s about having a great personality and being beautiful on the outside as well.
only if Esquire wins the contest for ‘most credible magazine in print’…
No, but I would mount her.
Nah..Michelle Pfeiffer does!
No, its all about Alessandra Ambrosio
Gorgeous. Simply gorgeous. Don’t believe me, ask Woody Allen.
yes yes and yes again…
i change my vote….she should be 2nd…..someone mentioned Selma Hayak….yeah, she should be first….meow…
No one deserves to be called the sexiest woment alive.
No.
scarlett who?
she has some pretty milky white duds…
sexy yes, but maybe not the sexiest.
No, shes pretty but i wouldn’t say sexy.
sure the top 3 beautiful women are Charlize Theron, Scarlet Johannsen and Halle Berry thats just 3
Well, she is very pretty…but sexiest woman alive is subjective anyway…an eskimo would never pick a really thin woman, and tan skin seems to be really attractive in some regions. Some women look better with a little weight on them, while others don’t. Some women look beautiful with full lips, while others look like they just got in a fight and lost…but to answer your question, I don’t know if she deserves the title on the inside or not…but I think she is very pretty on the outside.
Duh! No way. My Katia is much sexier.
How much did Scarlett’s publicist pay for this honor?
yep! and its nice to see someone who is not skinny to the bone!
she looks like a real woman
Sexy is subjective, duh.
the real question is though, do you think she is the sexiest woman alive???????? after all, for once maybe we need to ask answers, and not you……………bum bum bum buhhhhh………..
whoops, I mean ask questions, haha.
NOPE
I know normal people prettier than her
She has like, sand-colored breasts. That picture was horribly shot.
I don’t know. Her facial structure is very nice.. See, I don’t even know who she is, and I can vouch for the fact that she is unusually appealing.
She is pretty, but the sexiest woman alive? No. You’re right, they only picked her because she’s really popular right now. Oh, and because of her big, huge breasts.
It’s more than the face.
Besides, tastes different greatly.
no, aishwarya rai does…and angelina jolie is not even that pretty! she only has a striking combination of features like her lips.
Ok I checked out other pics of her, and gathered some male opinions. The word around here is and I quote “she makes Angelina Jolie look like a Schnauzer” “Hot as a cat on a hot tin roof”. “Obviously the girls on this site saying that Scarlett Johanssonnot is not sexy are strait and have no idea what a hot woman looks like.”
HECK NO!!! There are so many people at my school that look better than her! I’ve even dated a few… So does that mean I’m good enough to get someone sexier than the sexiest woman alive? score…
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Maybe sexiest body alive, but I really don’t understand all the hype about her. I mean she’s pretty, but I just don’t get it.
shes isnt really THAT popular right now im sure i could name MANY more that are at this moment. She isnt exactly the typical beauty but she has some of the MOST beautiful features. Of course youre more of the generic Paris Hilton person. What can you expect shes hot but not beautiful.
I’ve seen alot prettier.
she is beyond gorgeous. I’m a straight woman, but if she ever came up to me and pulled me onto a bed with her, i would not think twice. She is absolutely perfect. Her eyes, her lips, her nose, her breasts, her curves, her arms, her legs, her toes. I’m a worshiper.
No, I would have to say for a female, Stacy Dash, she is 40 years old and still looks yet 25…..Now that is beauty…I love your page
Donna
When I first saw the news headline, I thought it said “Esquire says Johansson is Sexist”. That to me would make a more interesting story.
I don’t think she is the sexiest woman alive. I don’t know if she’s the [inset adjective] -iest anything alive. This type of ranking is pointless. Anyway, the sexiest woman alive is probably stuck in some hick town wondering why she can’t get a date.
Scarlett Johansson has never been that attractive to me. A lot of people just like her because she’s thin with big boobs, and she has more of that classic, old Hollywood beauty. But like someone else stated, it’s a dumb contest. What may be sexy to one, might be a turnoff to another.
NO!
that’s subjective anyway and probably shouldn’t be said about anyone.
she has a big nose but i think at least it isnt some carved up crap like most of them have.. a sort of glamourous girl next door natural look to her. beautiful. angelina jolie looks pretty hacked up imho.
so let me ask you what is “sexy”?
i dont really think she’s that pretty…
she’s not ugly though. Def. not that. But she’s not that great. You know what I mean?
I think that is a sexy dress that would make anyone look sexy. You know what. I am really tired and I could care less about sexy right now.
Maybe at a plastic surgeons convention…………….
No not really.
There’s something very Marilyn Monroe-esque about her. I think she’s gorgeous….never seen one of her movies though.
No. It should be Jessica Biel
Not really…
no.
I don’t think she even comes close to being the sexiest woman alive.
I’m with you.
nope but shes definitely up there
NO. Nonono.
God, she’s not attractive at all. Oh my God, I hate how people love Scarlett Johanson so damn much.
Nope.
she’s not the sexiest, but she’s extremely gorgeous.
I think she is pretty, but deffinately NOT the best looking. The most beautiful person in the world is my bestest best friend.
eh no
definitely
I think she’s overrated as an actress personally.
But she does have a nice rack.
She is very pretty, but not sexiest woman alive!
I love her acting but I do not think she is stunning to look at.
she’s beautiful, but definitely not the sexiest woman alive. i think jessica alba should win for that category
she’s hot..that’s about all the input I have on it.
she’s beautiful AND a good actor.
no, even though i love her.
no. i think she’s glamour beautiful. but i dont see sexy at all
scarlett johansson is gorgeous. at least they didn’t pick angelina jolie. she’s not even attractive.
SHE IS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS!
not really
maybe they mean she’s sexy because she’s powerful right now…some people find power sexy?
my brother was just telling me how he thinsk she has the most amzing tits ever…& i agree with him.
It’s all in the eye of the beholder. I think yes, she’s pretty, but so is my wife.
I vote for Angelina Jolie. *blink*
i think she is cuz i mean at least shes NATURAL. no fake boobs, no crazy diets, just real.
I hate to sound cliche, but since that’s what I’m best at, here goes: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I guess there are just a whooole lot of eyes out there that find her beautiful. And you know, that’s okay. She is beautiful. “Sexiest _____ Alive” is a ridiculous title, but again, that’s okay. It’s not like we’ll ever know every woman alive, anyway, so why not?
But if *I* had to pick a Sexiest Woman Alive, I don’t think it’d be her.
ah yes, and if Esquire said it, you know it must be true.
Who is the sexiest woman dead?
(not alive)
yes i think so, and angelina jolie is just ugly as shit
She looks completely different in the two pictures.
She’s very pretty indeed, but no…her looks may be pretty, but it ain’t beautiful
She’s pretty, but no.
She’s pretty but definitely not beautiful and sexy. I’ve seen prettier women just out in public.
My bf is crazy about her, go figure!
shes cute and all…but sexiest woman alive?
its not like Esquire traveled the world and saw every single woman >_>
Heh. She’s got a funny little nose…
And I don’t really care if she is the sexiest woman alive or not. And frankly, I doubt she cares either.
~Victoria
No— NO One Does!!
yup
ABSOLUTELY!
Yes, I think she is gorgeous, but it’s all a matter of taste.
Nope. You’re right about the popular thing.
just because she lets her boobs hang out like it’s her job doesnt make her the sexiest woman alive.
I don’t have a problem with it.
not the sexiest.
eww no shes ugly
she’s sexy, she’s got a beautiful figure and a good bone structure.
but i think her face isn’t as pretty as it could be.
so maybe she’s sexy, but not the most beautiful.
No..not at all.. She may be “pretty” but she is far from being the “sexist woman alive”
No..not at all.. She may be “pretty” but she is far from being the “sexist woman alive”
Yes! She’s gorgeous.
They’re both mildly ugly.
Who’s she?
I never heard of her :S
Oh wait, those are both the same person?
Ok, she’s ugly…and not attractive in any other way, either…so no, she’s a terrible person for that award.
It’s all subjective. Maybe you should designate a sexiest blogger or something.
no, i’ve seen sexier at my school
-Jacob
or maybe she’s just not photogenic…
could anyone tell my why her breasts are white in the second picture, yet the rest of her is somewhat tan?
-Jacob
no no and no
she’s definitely hot.
sweet jesus. yes, she does.
yes!
I would like to disagree
and,..
I dunno who WOULD be the sexiest woman alive but, meh, who cares? (I’m sure some ppl do care but I don’t)
FACEOFDOOMNESS
no
Absolutely not. She can’t act either.
Yup
no.
She’s a very pretty woman, but not the sexiest out there, they probably picked her for her boobs….
My boyfriend thinks she is. =c(
I think that she is pretty, but not “Sexiest Woman Alive”
I don’t believe that breasts make a woman., which is probably one of the only reasons they picked her. And because of all the movies she’s in now-a-days.
I agree, they do just pick the people that are “popular” at the time, when there are much more beautiful women out there, who just aren’t into doing everything Scarlett is.
Those sexiest woman alive contests are just ridiculous, being that celebrities make up like .0000001% of the population. But even for most sexiest *celebrity* alive, I don’t think she deserves it by any means. It’s interesting though that a “big girl” got the award. And those are *not* my words, she considers herself big by Hollywood standards, and I once read an interview where a question along the lines of, “What is it like to be a large girl in Hollywood?” was asked. It’s sad, but true, I guess. But then again, guys usually aren’t looking for sticks. That was a long ramble.
But she is pretty. Prettier than most female celebs.
Sexiest alive…in Hollywood. Why is this done anyway, do the “stars” egos need more of a boost or what? It is stupid, plainly stupid.
very theological
How she beat Charlize Theron for that title, I’ll never figure out.
she has something about her…she is curvy when everybody else is long and lithe. she has big eyes and big lips which you don’t usually see…but there are prettier celebrities. i think this is definitely an issue of current popularity.
best looking would be Emmy Rossum…(poisedon, day after tomorrow, and Phantom of the Opera)
Not even close and her boobs look fake.
…hel no..
She’s pretty, that’s for sure, but the sexiest woman alive? I’m not so sure ’bout that.
I was just thinking that this must just be an American thing because there are many women alive that is a whole lot prettier then she is. I used to listen to, or watch, a whole lot of JPOP and there are many girls/women that look a whole lot better then Scarlett Johansson like Otsuka Ai, Matsu Takako, BoA, S.E.S., Morning Musume, Puffy AmiYumi.
Okay, S.E.S. is a Korean group, but they still look good and I like Puffy AmiYumi’s look more then I do their songs, but I do like their version of the Teen Titans theme song better though. Oh yeah, you may not find many pictures on there so you’ll probably have to search them using the Image tab in Yahoo or Google or something. Okay, I probably took it a bit far, so I apologize if I did.
Oh yeah, I know of a few girls in my life that are prettier then she is.
why does esquire get to say who the sexiest woman alive is? That’s not very fair. They didn’t look at every woman alive so they don’t know. Esquire is a bunch of liars!
Oh yeah, this is what’s on Yahoo: The 21-year-old actress is lauded for her hourglass figure, but she asks, “What about my brain?”
She’s right, all people care about is how a person looks, nothing else ’bout them matters, it’s sad, but it’s true.
I do think emmy rossum is beautiful.
i don’t believe so.
To me she’s not the sexiest woman alive.
No…Who votes on these things any way?
i think so.
She’s very beautiful…but I’m gonna have to go with Asia Argento as the sexiest woman alive!
NO. That’s cheating, if she were asking to get a vote for sexiest girl. I don’t know her, but I wouldn’t dress like that, unless I was seriously asking for sex at that point…She should get dressed for her public photos. She may be a blonde, but she is obviously wearing too little.
Gosh. I don’t know. I’m just wondering if the woman on top was in the movie “The Island”. I really think she was. Or at least an identicle twin was… That’s an interesting point. What if she does have an identicle twin? Should the identicle twin get that title, too? I don’t really expect an answer. Just wondering.
No way!
not sexiest woman alive.. but she is sexy
NO!!