sucks…… had it for the longest time…….. lol dont you just love how you really only need to say a few words and people will give you better answers than if you write a paragraph……..
phone
phone line
outdated
Cable
annoying.
revolutionary.
Internet surfing until your literal death.
My favorite religious sites are both not mentioned in your poll. ArgumentsFromTheRight and mr_jargon are where I go to read about religion. (Although mr_jargon is on sabattical.)
SUCKY!!!
oldie
cheap
shoot me
crap
Slower than everything else on the planet.
phone was my first thought
then slow was second
LEEEERROOOOOOYY JEEENKIIINSSSS!!!!!
slower than a kid with downs syndrome!
Girlfriend.
better than nothing, and better than nothing
AOL!
SLOOOOOOOW.
I respect those with dial-up connections.
Sucks
internet
slow
Slow like molasses- ewwwww (but prolly better than the connection here)
slow
slow; lame;
slow painful torture.
slowwwwwwwwwwwww and oldddddd
Sucks.
Fuck!
Death and the old AOL.
sucks
Slow.
ick.
slow. internet.
pizza ordering
So 20th century.
sucks.
or call my friends. don’t know why
internet sucks!
or what i mean is dial-up internet sucks.
SLOW.
“so-ol’-skool” connection
ACK!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo SAVE ME!!!
help . . .
And thus my life continues . . .
telephones
Suckage.
/phone.
phone.
internet
Internet.
-KrIsTiN-
still waiting
The reason why I avoid going online at home at all costs — even if I have to type research papers at school for 4+ hours straight.
Slow.
george bush.
Old PC
~V
AOL 3.0
or my DOS. ha
Calling somebody in the 60s
Slow as hell.
Ben
Still in existance?!
phone
We got nominated?!? Great.
hell.
Thanks for the reply! That’s fair enough I suppose (about Mr_jargon)
My write-in ballot, however, is for ArgumentsFromTheRight.
Great poll though, to popularize the sites even more.
Constipation.
Soap down
AOL (our dial up provider in the pre-wireless days)
long screeching electronic noises. AOL. Mom and dad yelling at brother for being on too long holding up phone line
(words association) not just one in my case
internet service
Cheaper than wireless.
RYC: Yes, Charlie is quite precious. Which is what makes it so hard to decide to give her to our parents. Unfortunately, we can’t continue having our bed peed on….
You know, Dial, the soap brand.
Also, a great way to not have the phone ringing at inopportune times. Just pop the baby online and no one can bother you.
Sucks rocks.
verizon
Sucks
Slow!
First thought: Slow Second thought: Wash Hands
slow
Comcast is better.
phone
better than nothing….
slow
Yikes.
our awful computer
ewww
death
Suicide.
Because after optonline, I wanted to KILL myself if I ever used dial up again.
it would be cool if you did this where the first person would say a word, and then the next person read that word and come up with a word etc.
connection
internet
hookers. call-girls. something along those lines.
internet
whores
1998.
slowwwwwww
1997.
torture
crap-ass AOL (or gay-OL as I call it)
yuck.
SUICIDE xD
sloooooooow
SUCK.
anger
SLOW.
Slower than than Dallas traffic on an icy Friday afternoon.
So many words I shouldn’t say
Home.
SUCKS!
I only say them when I’m stuck in traffic or playing video games
Hahah, my internet just effed up again right there… How interesting… But YAY!! I’m getting a new computer & internet this weekend. Coincidence? I think not.
SLOW AND BORNING
frustration!!!!!!!!!!!!
resulting in me never using the internet until we got cable.
Telephone.
..hehe
ugh its so slow! But sadly, I have it since Dsl and other high-speed internet do not reach us =(
*Looks around* Dial -up? What is this “dial-up” I can remeber when we had MSN and mom yelling at me to get off so she could make a phone call, but it’s been either Broadband or nothing. I don’t miss it.
dial-down
broadband
Phone
modem
FUCKING SLOW ( yes I am having to use it right now)
connection.
Frustrating.
nightmare
me
what we used to have before DSL. i remember being amazed we could be online and talk on phone at same time.
Huh? Does that still exist?
Slow
no thanks.
PAIN
slow und argelich (german for annoying)
sucks. I have it. It is all I can get here in the middle of the woods.
My slow connection, until wireless comes through.
Cable.
Crap.
hahaha! i hear the modem sound…
snail
slow!
inexpensive.
slow
pain in my ass
Internet
SLOW
Bites
Slow
slo-mo
i hate it but have to live with it cuz my parents apparently don’t have the money for dsl o_O
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Ugh.
EWW
slow
my parent’s house!
blagh.
Connection.
1995
home
my super-slow internet connection
slooooooow
nightmare
Phone
Connection
Sucks.
internet
Web
modem
Snails
Die, die, die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLOOWOWOWOWWWW
Slow.
big butt
(wtf?!)
-jacob
Connection.
Old school.
FIRST PAGE!
FIRST PAGE!
word up.
Calling.
That’s the first word that popped in my head.
After that. . .phone.
death
ugh
connection
-Ko
Obsolete…..
Candy
Better than throw up
too slow!
slow internet
Phone sex.
Boo.
Hello!
[insert annoying noise here]
Broadband
Old
sucks…… had it for the longest time…….. lol dont you just love how you really only need to say a few words and people will give you better answers than if you write a paragraph……..
phone
phone line
outdated
Cable
annoying.
revolutionary.
Internet surfing until your literal death.
My favorite religious sites are both not mentioned in your poll. ArgumentsFromTheRight and mr_jargon are where I go to read about religion. (Although mr_jargon is on sabattical.)
SUCKY!!!
oldie
cheap
shoot me
crap
Slower than everything else on the planet.
phone was my first thought
then slow was second
LEEEERROOOOOOYY JEEENKIIINSSSS!!!!!
slower than a kid with downs syndrome!
Girlfriend.
better than nothing, and better than nothing
AOL!
SLOOOOOOOW.
I respect those with dial-up connections.
Sucks
internet
slow
Slow like molasses- ewwwww (but prolly better than the connection here)
slow
slow; lame;
slow painful torture.
slowwwwwwwwwwwww and oldddddd
Sucks.
Fuck!
Death and the old AOL.
sucks
Slow.
ick.
slow. internet.
pizza ordering
So 20th century.
sucks.
or call my friends. don’t know why
internet sucks!
or what i mean is dial-up internet sucks.
SLOW.
“so-ol’-skool” connection
ACK!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo SAVE ME!!!
help . . .
And thus my life continues . . .
telephones
Suckage.
/phone.
phone.
internet
Internet.
-KrIsTiN-
still waiting
The reason why I avoid going online at home at all costs — even if I have to type research papers at school for 4+ hours straight.
Slow.
george bush.
Old PC
~V
AOL 3.0
or my DOS. ha
Calling somebody in the 60s
Slow as hell.
Ben
Still in existance?!
phone
We got nominated?!? Great.
hell.
Thanks for the reply! That’s fair enough I suppose (about Mr_jargon)
My write-in ballot, however, is for ArgumentsFromTheRight.
Great poll though, to popularize the sites even more.
Constipation.
Soap down
AOL (our dial up provider in the pre-wireless days)
long screeching electronic noises. AOL. Mom and dad yelling at brother for being on too long holding up phone line
(words association) not just one in my case
internet service
Cheaper than wireless.
RYC: Yes, Charlie is quite precious. Which is what makes it so hard to decide to give her to our parents.
Unfortunately, we can’t continue having our bed peed on…. 
You know, Dial, the soap brand.
Also, a great way to not have the phone ringing at inopportune times. Just pop the baby online and no one can bother you.
Sucks rocks.
verizon
Sucks
Slow!
First thought: Slow Second thought: Wash Hands
slow
Comcast is better.
phone
better than nothing….
slow
Yikes.
our awful computer
ewww
death
Suicide.
Because after optonline, I wanted to KILL myself if I ever used dial up again.
it would be cool if you did this where the first person would say a word, and then the next person read that word and come up with a word etc.
connection
internet
hookers. call-girls. something along those lines.
internet
whores
1998.
slowwwwwww
1997.
torture
crap-ass AOL (or gay-OL as I call it)
yuck.
SUICIDE xD
sloooooooow
SUCK.
anger
SLOW.
Slower than than Dallas traffic on an icy Friday afternoon.
So many words I shouldn’t say
Home.
SUCKS!
I only say them when I’m stuck in traffic or playing video games
cheese
AOL 1990
sudz it up…
did anyone else think of the soap?
Ring!
Internet.
broadband.
internet
internet
F^%!#) sucks.
Ick.
slow.
internet
watching honey drip
shoot me now
SLOW
1985
Sound Association:
Beep, BEep, BEEP, beep, beEp, BeEP, beeP….. eeeeeEEEEEeeeEEEEeeee….eeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeEEEEEeee…..
slow
grrrrr
Sucks.
crap.
its what i have.
modem
ancient.
OMGINEEDANEWCOMPUTERORINTERNETORSOMETHINGGODFRICKKKENDAMN.
How’s that for a word?
Hahah, my internet just effed up again right there… How interesting… But YAY!! I’m getting a new computer & internet this weekend. Coincidence? I think not.
SLOW AND BORNING
frustration!!!!!!!!!!!!
resulting in me never using the internet until we got cable.
Telephone.
..hehe
ugh its so slow! But sadly, I have it since Dsl and other high-speed internet do not reach us =(
*Looks around* Dial -up? What is this “dial-up” I can remeber when we had MSN and mom yelling at me to get off so she could make a phone call, but it’s been either Broadband or nothing. I don’t miss it.
dial-down
broadband
Phone
modem
FUCKING SLOW ( yes I am having to use it right now)
connection.
Frustrating.
nightmare
me
what we used to have before DSL. i remember being amazed we could be online and talk on phone at same time.
Huh? Does that still exist?
Slow
no thanks.
PAIN
slow und argelich (german for annoying)
sucks. I have it. It is all I can get here in the middle of the woods.
My slow connection, until wireless comes through.
Cable.
Crap.
hahaha! i hear the modem sound…
snail
slow!
inexpensive.
slow
pain in my ass
Internet
SLOW
Bites
Slow
slo-mo
i hate it but have to live with it cuz my parents apparently don’t have the money for dsl o_O
American Girl.
AOL
slow
cable
clogged arteries.
Santa Baby
SLOW
slow.
Annoying.
slow
slow
constipation.