December 27, 2006
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Nipplegate Part 2
I received an email about my last post on infant baptism. I have permission from the sender of the email to post a portion of that email for you. Here it is with my response:
“Dan, you may want to take down that photograph of Jennifer Garner. You may not have noticed but her nipple is showing in that photograph.”
My response:
I really appreciate your input. I don’t think it is her nipple. I think it is the crease in her dress. Do me a favor. Go to my site and look at the bottom right corner. Do you see Jesus or two rabbits having sex?
Is that Jennifer Garner’s nipple showing or is it the crease in her dress?
Comments (221)
nipple.
a crease
you know, i feel sad for myself because i actually answered the question instead of making a snarky comment.
Looks like both.
And leave it up anyway.
I see Jesus. Ish.
And who the hell cares if her nipple is showing? Nobody’s forcing you to look at the picture. That’s what that little red ‘x’ button is for.
it’s a piece of candy
It’s a seam in the dress, but I’m sure horny dudes think it’s a nip.
It might be both. But, more importantly, if someone doesn’t want to see it, then they can look away.
Why does it matter? What makes the nipple so bad?
I think it’s most def. Jesus! lmao, I first saw the rabbits, but when you see Jesus, you can’t turn back.
I think it’s the dress.
It’s a crease. and I see Jesus, I CANT even figure out how to see two rabbits having sex in that… a coffee mug dumped over… with a shape of Jesus is what I see.
I think it’s both.
That’s a spilled cup of coffee. And a crease in the dress.
Much ado about nothing.
i cant see the rabbits at all!
oh – and I see Jesus
its a crease!
who the hell cares which it is? you don’t have to look at it…
I care about no one’s nipples but my own.
both.
I think it’s part crease, part nipple, and I didn’t see the rabbits until you mentioned them, and even then it took 5-10 seconds to find them.
Jesus I saw right away, but not in Jennifer’s dress.
Both actually. The creases or folds of the bodice are on the cleavage part of the bodice…whereas the outer portion of the bodice does show a nipple. And for anyone who thinks those are rolls of fat on her sides…sorry…they are rolls of the satin fabric.
crease
How about the nipple on Ben’s face. LOL, jk.
Not really.
both she sort of looks like she has a double nipple.
It’s a combination of both but not indecent, or enough for anyone to take offense. Too funny. Again with Jesus and the rabbits? I chuckle whenever you mention it. I created a monster!
i see two rabbits kissing and a crease in the dress
Neither. It’s the seam in her bra.
And I see Jesus in the pic. Where are the mating bunnies? I wanna see ‘em…
I see the rabbits now! Hey, they even have a little heart over them
It’s not showing. People are such whinners!
Wow, Dan, the questions you ask…and I think it’s both.
Definitely the crease, but her nipple may be hard inside that crease.
both
i think its both
its a crease >> besides she’s wearing clothes. are people’s minds so one tracked that they have to think everything is scandalous?
It’s the dress, not the nipple.
I hvae a hard time seeing the rabbits. It’s not a nipple, otherwise that nipple is huge.
i thik its the crease amd i still haven’t seen the two reabits haveing sex, ever.
both, actually
It’s her nipple. She’s not wearing a bra. The crease isn’t helping the cause but that’s definately nip.
I think her nipple is tucked away nice in comfy in the crease!
Cool never noticed the Jesus in the coffee spill before! haha
I think it’s just a crease, but her nipple might be in there, too. Holy crap, Dan, I didn’t notice the picture in the spilt coffee. Slick… it looks like Jesus, but I do see rabbits.. I don’t see them having sex, though. It looks as though they are holding hands.
it’s both. there is a crease but her nipple is showing too. but meh.
Both, but who really cares?? Doesn’t everyone have nipples?
Both – Jesus and two rabbits having sex. And that’s just kind of strange.
Dan – - tomorrow is my one year Xangaversary…I’m having a party on my site on Thursday and you’re invited.
Why were they looking at her boobs anyway?
It’s both, Dan =DDDD
you’re making christian men examine a womans’ breast to determine if a smudge is her nipple or the dress.
hm…
And for the record, as I was reading your last post, that was one of the first things I noticed haha!
it looks like a nipple with a crease making it look more noticeable
I say crease. . .who cares?
If it’s a nipple, it’s a nipple. {gasp} we all have them. . .
Who cares what it is? If it is her nipple, people need to get over it. It’s a body part. Deal with it.
i think its both nipple and crease. and, i see Jesus first; it takes me awhile to see the rabbits and event then i’m not really sure how they’re having sex- fighting maybe.
XD When I looked at your bottom corner image, I first saw jesus, but then I saw a bunny giving a blowjob to the other one.
Anyway, It’s probably both a crease and her nipple, but who cares? Just because someone’s nipple is showing doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be up. We all know she has nipples. It’s not like she’s naked. I’m sure I wear shirts all the time that show my nipples.
Nope, definitly her nipple…
crease.
Could be — Both !?
And what is that sticking out of Bens Chin ?
both
Even if it is her nipple, that’s totally the style in Hollywood. Nobody wears a bra, even those who really, really should.
I think those looking will see what they want to see…
NIPPLES RULE! We all got ‘em!
A crease around the nipple. But who cares? Men have nipples too…
It’s both. A nipple and a crease.
Both.
As for the pic in the corner, first I see Jesus, then I see the bunnies.
both.
Why can’t we all just be nudists and proudly show off our nipples?
It looks more like two kangaroos having sex to me, actually.
Jesus.
Crease.
It’s actually both.
The nipple might be causing a slight bump, but it isn’t showing. Nothing can be showing if it’s covered up by something, even including a dress.
And RMFCATE: I meant that the thingy on the bottom right looked like two kangaroos having sex. Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner may be ugly, but I would never sully a marsupial’s name to illustrate that point.
But, to answer the question, it (thing on the dress) is both. The crease just highlights the hardened nipple somewhat.
RYCOMS: I think it’s ridiculous. I realize that it’s probably futile to bring down your whole “Taking over the internet, then the world” idea, but I do believe that I have a right to rail against it, especially since you’re not actually doing anything original. You may know how to mass market on the Internet really well, but you depend more upon others than you should for your popularity, especially with your whole “YouTube” idea.
It’s both and i see Jesus
Crease! That happens to me all the time and I wouldn’t let my nipple show.
i think it is both. you can see it’s the crease, but also her nipple
It looks like her nipple. It must have been a cold day.
its the crease AND its her nipple slightly below it. quite a common think in a silk dress… unless u wear pasties.
I see Jesus and the rabbits but I think that’s her nipple
It could be either one. It almost looks though like her nipple is pierced.
As for the cup, all three of us home at this time see a spilled cup of coffee and Jesus.
looks like she may have had her nipple pierced and its the ring you are seeing through the dress.
its both. one beside the other. nipple to the viewers left and crease to the viewers right
I find it amusing that just about everyone thought that the Jesus-Rabbits question was directed towards us (the readers) as opposed to the person that you sent the email to.
rawr.
i believe it’s both
… I thought that was the crease.
i think it is her nipple. i thought that when i saw the pic the first time.
Dang it…Now you’re asking me to look at a woman’s breast. What the heck is with that??
Anyway, it’s a crease…
Whoa, must be cold out….haha
both, on top is the crease but to the left and below is the nip.
the crease is above, its her tit.
It’s a pucker in the crease. Look at the other side, and you can see it. But it’s also satiny fabric which clings.
Silly question, then why am I answering it? That’s the real question.
Does it matter?
I think its a crease on top of her nipple. I mean, any of the guys who read your site are obviously gonna go with nipple, just so they can satisfy their sick fantasies.
And the picture at the bottom. I saw Jesus at first, and I never really was able to find the rabbits. I looked, and looked, and there was one day I found them. That was the day where you made the “I guess people cant get enough of the rabbits and Jesus” post. Thats not a direct quote, but it was along those lines. I said I found the rabbits. I think I lied, unless the view of the rabbits is two rabbits having oral sex, but I never knew anything other than humans were really into the oral sex thing.
I probably just didnt see the rabbits. I am probably making up my own weird stories in my mind.
You know what? aLi__cat must be right. Its a piece of candy.
I hate porn, and if there were a nipple, I’d be offended. I’m not offended, so, no. No nipple. It must be a crease. Or possibly an unexposed nipple, in which case, that’s not offensive to most people, I don’t think. Amish and Mennonites don’t have computers, so you don’t have to worry about her ankles showing.
and as far as the rabbits, I don’t see them. Honestly, when I first saw that, I saw a spilled cup of coffee. A friend saw your site one day while visiting my house, and said, “is that Jesus?” which made me look, and I see Jesus now. But not two rabbits having sex, no, not even after looking at it for a few minutes. WTF?!
Kind of looks like both. No big deal.
I see both… in the picture… not the coffee spill.
Although I see both in the coffee spill as well…
It is a crease that happens to be at the nipple. Even if it were her nipple, are we so prude that a picture of a woman with possibly hard nipples warrants a comment of “take it down”? Her nipple is covered; she can’t help it if it chilly outside. GEEZ!!!!
Looks like both to me… her nipple, AND a crease. Hmm, who really knows?
Both; there’s a bit of a crease, and then half of a nipple
yeah both.
Both, from the looks of it. Besides, it’s not as if anyone HAS to look at it. Avert thine eyes, people, if you’re so inclined.
I think it’s just a crease. But I personally saw the rabbits first.
I agree with PrincessFiveandDime. It’s both.
crease
seen Jesus right away
finally found the rabbits
definitely a crease from not wearing a bra.
it’s both
both.. and the spilled cup is both, too…
I say a crease. I’m pretty good at detecting nipples.
Jesus & a crease.
Okay…okay…both. Now that I look at it more.
A bit of both. It does seem it might have been a titty bit nipply out that day. Also, I can’t see the rabbits. I just don’t know what you are talking about, Dan. No rabbits. All I see is Jesus. Then, I feel dirty for looking for the rabbits.
Well, it could be either — you can see that there’s a seam on the other side of the dress right across her boob, so it could be that, but it could also be her nipple since she’s clearly not wearing a bra.
I think its the crease it may be a nipple but you can tell from the right side that the dress has a crease there so for all we know its both
Looks like some of both.
Crease/seam.
ash
yeah. it’s most definately a nipple.
PICTURE- it’s both. but as many have said, just look away if you have a problem. I do find it funny that you posted it again after the complaints.
COFFEE- I can’t see the rabbits. I see a face in the coffee, but it doesn’t have to be Jesus.
uhhh.. i believe that is a nipple. haha..
Woah…there is a jesus…i thought it was just coffee spilled until you said it. i really dont see bunny sex
Both. Nipple in forground; crease just behind it.
omg, it’s just a nipple! no one’s going to hell over it. i promise!
who cares, we’ve all become so desensitized anyway, what difference does it make?
Whoa, thats so unlike me…I change my answer. It’s both and by golly she should dress more like a nun.
I’d say a little of both. because if you look at the other side… yeah.. you can just tell!
I only see a spilled mug of coffee. I obviously need help.
a little bit of both!!!!!!!!
If you look at her left tit you can tell it’s the crease
Wow…I see Jesus. (well, at least how he is portrayed, but who really knows what he looks like.) As for the dress, I think there’s both.
A crease caused by her nipple. A crease in which I see Jesus.
both
both
it’s deffinately both.
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The picture is fine. Nipple or crease doesn’t matter, her dress is covering the skin for goodness sakes, the comment says more about the commenter than Ms Garner!
Jesus is on her nipple?
I’m more worried about whatever it is hanging from Ben’s chin.
Both. There is a nipple under that fabric. Anatomy 101
oh, it’s both, but it’s not really the nipple showing, just the outline under the dress. I wolnd’t do it, but I’m forty, yk? I don’t think it’s that bad.
there may be a crease as well, but that’s definitely her nipple
both but it dosen’t matter you can’t really see it she is wearing clothes you know
and i saw the rabbits first but then i saw jesus and thats more eye catching after you realize it
it is the dress.
I see jesus in the coffee spill, i cannot see the rabbits, tis very frustrating!
both. it was both. c’mon jenn what were you thinking..?!
I can only see Jesus, how could the pic possibly have 2 rabits (.. and having sex)???
i think it’s a crease in her dress, but i can see both on the bottom on your site
Crease.
Oh, now that is too cool! I’ve looked at the spilled coffee before and never noticed it. But that looks like a picture of Jesus to me.
Hahaha, I’m such a perv. The first thing I saw was the two rabbits!
It’s both, you can see two distinct er, bumps. One from the crease, and one from her nipple slightly to the left.
Must be chilly out there.
crease
actually it is both. if you drew a square around that area, the bump in the bottom left is the nipple. The bump in the top right is the crease. She does not have a bra so she is showing through.
Both. o.O
148 comments about a nipple. Wow Dan I bet if you posted the the first three words on you drivers license it would get 200 eprops
i want it to be her nipple, but if you look at her other fun bag, u’ll see it is only a crease
both
The real question is what the hell is growing out of Ben Affleck’s chin?!
Crease.
Jesus
God put that nipple there
looks like both to me
Looks like both.
Jesus.
looks like both….and what a crappy dress to have a crease in the boob…kinda poor quality for a celebrity….
I honestly don’t think it makes any difference. Whoever told you to take the picture down is being ultra-conservative and I disagree. It shows that they are focusing on the wrong thing also.
L,r
rabbits & nipple.
Hmmm…I’m just jealous cuz I can’t wear that dress! lol! Who cares about the nipple/fabric…whatever it is.
I think it’s both but does it really matter?
I saw jesus but when you posted that question the first time you used this layout, I saw the rabbits.
Someone actually asked you to take down the picture because her nipple is showing? What are we, in seventh grade?
Jeez.
yes you can see the outline of her nipple… but the human body is a beautiful thing… it’s nothing to be embarrassed or offended by.. besides its just the outline through clothes, not a porno pic
both
hmmm, I don’t see the rabbits at all, and until Jesus was pointed out I had only seen spilt coffee
You shouldn’t be looking there in the first place :p
But it’s a crease.
Umm…
I see both, but it’s no huge deal. “Oh wow, J. Garner’s nipple is showing through her dress.” BIG WHOOP! Just grow UPPP! It’s not as if she was completely nude.
And I don’t see rabbits…just Jesus. I’ve noticed ever since you changed the layout, so yeahh..
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Her nipples are showing through her dress. There is no nip slip. If there was we’d actually see her nipple. They do make things to prevent that from happening. Also there is a crease (techinically a seam) right under her nipple.
As for the rabbits or Jesus. I see both but as I said before…bunnies don’t do it that way.
i’ll say both, but more like the crease in her dress.
I think the nipple made the crease… if that’s the shape of her real nipple underneath then damn she has ugly nipples.
And cool! I didn’t notice Jesus in that coffee stain till now. So much for my powers of observation.
In Hollywood, it’s a new trend to sew things into the dresses in that particular spot. You know why.
did you hear about this doll? http://cbs2.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_360103619.html
Both. Nipples……..gotta luv ‘em!
actually, i think it’s both.
sadly, i saw neither jesus or rabbits. It was just coffee. And it’s a crease, not a nipple.
looks like a combination of both. i would say that the prominant volcanic chasm is the crease of her dress where as the slight yet notable mound to the south west of it is a genuine expression of her proud, perky, bountiful, and very graspable milk-giving womanhood.
Maybe instead of a crease, it is a little nipple container.
it’s the seam in the dress….
and I see Jesus… and I see the rabbits, but it looks like they’re shaking hands, not having sex
I saw Jesus long before I saw the rabbits – LOL – Just like I saw the crease long before I saw the nipple. Depends where your mind is I guess. I was just thinking about your question.
BABY FOOD!!!!
It looks more like two rabbits dancing.
it’s both.
crease.
crease plus nipple
> Fortuitous placement of a crease, on the body in question….
Peace
It looks like three nipples.
Honestly though, I have no idea.
Both. Zero eprops again Dan.
lol – garner: big deal , ooh a nipple. coffee spill: mostly Jesus but the bunnies are there too. Looks like they are just holding hands, though!
Okay, for Jennifer Garner…I think it’s both.
And every time I come to your page…I see that cup of coffee spilled out. And I just really glanced at it, after you mentioned it in your post. I can totally see Jesus! That’s a cool picture.
Okay.
So I sat here for a full 5 minutes trying to see SOMETHING.
I had just thought of it as spilled coffee.
Anyway…
I FIRST saw Jesus.
However.. I immediatle saw the rabbits after that, probably because I was looking for them.
Let me join the nation of pervs.
By the way,
I thought that was her nipple first, until I saw your commentary.
So I took another look.
Yeah, I’m still not convinced, but I honestly don’t care.
Why should you?
This post will be buried relatively soon, anyway.
And for bengali_in_platforms, I’m not a horny dude…
It is both.
There is the point/pucker in the fabric where there is a dart.
Then her nipple is down and to the left.
There are people from other cultures who do not understand our love hate relationship with the female breast.
They look at them as something to feed babies and not much else.
I see Jesus coffee in the corner.
Totally BOTH!
looks like more of a crease than a nipple to me
Who the heck cares if it’s a nipple? Sheesh…we all have them. I don’t see what the big deal is.
both
Little bit of both.
crease and jesus
I think it’s a bit of both, at first I thought it was just her nipple but when you look at the other side of the dress, you notice it’s a dress made with seams coming from the middle of the dress for the darts, and it’s satin. So it’s a crease, but emphasized by her nipple.
by the way that was really weird to think about.
*shrug* Does it matter?
My first thought was that I had no idea. After taking a second look I realized: I still have no idea.
I have to agree with the majority to me it looks like a crease, but I suppose if you want to see a nipple well then there it is. I see Jesus in the coffee stain i guess it is all where your mind is at.
crease.
i see jesus! it looks like both.
I think its a crease caused by the nipple. She is covered up, and you can see worse on a daily basis.
I don’t know about the dress…but I both Jesus & the rabbits…the very first time I looked, I saw the rabbits & Jesus came a millisecond after.
Omfg……..I can’t, for the life of me, see any rabbits having sex. I just stared at that thing for about 5 minutes, and I still see Jesus! God Damnit…………..
Omg……..Bananza80, you made me see. I see the rabbits. I finally see the rabbits. They don’t really look like rabbits though, and if they are, in fact, having sex, it looks more like gay sex, so if you’re thinking about straight sex, it does look more like the rabbits are just holding hands. But to answer your question, lol, I think that it’s a crease caused by a nipple. But the nipple is covered up anyways, so who cares? I’m also not sure why people make such a big deal out of naked bodies, anyway. It’s just skin, nerves, and extra fat-tissue. Seriously, America is being corrupted these days.
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I would say it is a crease over a nipple.
as for the picture I see a man with a beard and two bunny rabbits with a heart above them
so they look in love.
dont see them having sex or anything like that
It’s both… Look at th other side of the dress and you can see that there’s a seam (sp?) there, but there’s also a bit of nipple showing there.
I always just saw spilled coffee. Now I see Jesus. I’m freaked out.
I think there are both, but who honestly cares? It’s not like people are not exposed to nipples all the time anyway.
nipple
i’m a girl, i know the difference and when its a nipple or not.
both
I FINALLY SAW THE RABBITS HAVE SEX! It took foreverrrrr. I used to only see Jesus.
Both. But more so what was the ladies answer and why cant I see the rabbits? I do try and can’t lol. AND I came to this because if I miss your previous post I usually go look at them.
I can see both.
The crease in her dress. Those things (creases) are annoying, really.
i actually think its her nipple because she is plainly wearing no bra….garners gone opposite comando
both
nipple. she isn’t wearing a bra, and the fabric isn’t very supportive….but who cares?
both.