The owner of the salon that cut Britney Spear’s hair off is selling it for $1 million on ebay. Here is the link: Link
Britney, on the other hand, has been seen sporting a “Marilyn Monroe-style wig.” Here is the link: Link
If you went shopping with Britney for a wig, which color would you suggest?
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boo yah!
This is beyond weird.
Jesus was first.
Purple
You know, I’m not sure it matters at this point. She’s one … sad, sad person.
Black
Black’s cool
I think she should go wigless.
Wait – what was the point of cutting all of your hair off, if you’re only going to buy a wig?
o_O
She cut hair her so she can get a wig?
…..she always does REALLY weird things hahah
i think she looks best with dark brown hair…but apparently she didnt like it too much.
haha
You would think she could buy a better wig than that! They do make wigs that look real. I would get her a clown wig like Bozo’s.
::sigh;: This girl needs to just…go home, and sleep off this craziness. Seriously. Breeeeeath, Britney, breath!
I would pick out a brown wig, personally. I don’t get why she want’s to be a blonde in the first place. They aren’t that great.
one that didn’t look like it came from Walgreen’s Halloween costome aisle.
why didnt she keep her hair and sell it for a charity…..and cant she afford a better wig??
I think any color wig would look better than her bald head. Ugh. What’s gotten into this girl?!!?!
We see you Britney… you can go home & stop acting insane now!
Blue
i agreewith CynaraJane, she should go wigless. GI Jane style. haha.
i think she looks better bald… but if she must wear a wig i wish she would go for a crayola color… like purple or blue or green.
I don’t think it really matters. She is strange and not a person I would ever want to meet.
lol
She looks a lot better bald than with a wig.
I would suggest that it’s pretty stupid to shave your head so you can wear a wig…
brown. a nice brown.
I suggest the always fashionable Grocery Bag with eye holes cut out………….
Or she should go “Cue Ball” Bald and do a duet with Sinead
hot pink. and electric lime green. seriously. it would detract from her face.
Wow, she has an ugly head.
And do you really have to go to a salon to get your hair cut that way?
“Cry for attention”
I’d ask her why she doesn’t sell her own hair on ebay and give the money to someplace like Red Cross….
She trying to bring back Sinead O’Connor and GI Jane or what?
I think a brunette one would be kind of nice.. but maybe I’m biased
She’s got a pretty enough face to pull off a bald head, I say rock it. Why shave your head if you’re just going to cover it up again with a wig?
She seems to be going through something terrible, i hope she gets the help she needs.
A soft blonde or light brown…or a really cool head scarf/turban.
She’s still pretty without hair though.
ew. who does she think she is? she can’t compare to marilyn monroe!!! D:
besides who would buy that skank’s hair?? O_o
Haha. Guess you don’t know if you have the skull to complement baldness until faced with the baldness itself. Ouch. Britney – not so much. I’d recommend a rich chocolatey color…accompanied with a healthy dose of sanity, of course.
Any color that is natural.
That one looks really fake, sorry to say. The color isn’t too bad, but it’s wierd. I’d go with a less fake, less platinum blonde. Or maybe brunette?
If she wants a wig send her shopping with Dolly Parton…..and the third comment is right funny Dan!
she looks better with the shaved head. thats all i have to say.
Who cares?!
I think she should go wigless…I mean…she DID shave her head…so why wear a wig? MAYBE SHE HAS CANCER?!
Crazy. Why shave your head if your going to wear a wig?
How about making this site a Britney-free zone?
Either bald or one that doesn’t look completely fake.
I’m starting to feel really bad for her. She needs to just… stop.
Why the heck did she shave her head if she was going to get a wig?
Couldn’t she just get weave instead?
I don’t understand her.
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Why shave your head if you’re just gonna cover it? I’d say it’s because she doesn’t have the guts to show her bald head in public, but she’s showed her crotch in public, so maybe “guts” has nothing to do with this.
To answer your question, I’d say a nice brown. I always thought she looked prettier with a dark, kinda chestnut color. Or even an alburn would look good.
I say she buys her own hair off eBay and makes a wig out of it.
Just about any wig other than that one.
Britney is bonkers.
Oh Britney… she should have gone without the wig. It would have been so cool, in a crazy, I’m-having-a-breakdown kind of way.
ew… that looks hideous on her, and she shouldve donated her hair to locks of love… but i guess i wouldnt expect something so noble out of her anyways… go without the wig, at least then she’ll look like less of a sloppy hooker
ah, just read the article… good for those salon owners for donating some of it to charity… there is some decency left in this world, who knew?
Is there a color called “bimbo”?
i get it now! she shaved her head just to wear a wig!
I almost think she looks better bald; that wig is ridiculous! She looks about 50, especially with those weird glasses. Where is her mother in all this, is what I want to know.
She looks better bald.
What a freak.
that wig looks kinda cheap.
I changed my mind. She should stay bald. She’s pretty enough, and it’s making a statment. If she was in a mental breakdown when she cut it, than she should keep it that way. She must’ve had a reason for shaving it. Fight the power!
white
Dan,
How about you stop giving this insignificant creature space here. Please. There are more important things to write about. And maybe, if no one pays attention to pathetic, no talent little Ms. Brittany, she will fade away.
Thank you.
something dark so she’d hopefully blend in. and then we’d forget aboout her.
Leave it bald..!
The color doesn’t matter as long as it’s real human hair. That sad thing looks like she ripped it off a hooker.
I would never put on a synthetic hair wig.
I know I’m naiive, but why on God’s green Earth would someone chopp of all their hair, and then buy such a hideous wig?
And I’d recomend black, with streaks in every color of the rainbow.
her natural brunette is perfect for her.
Dirty blonde or brown.
Btw, why did she shave her hair?
Brunette…
Not blond. Probably a black one. With straight hair.
Brown, buuuuuut… why would she shave her head just to buy a wig?
Freaking weird…
If she does where a wig, it doesn’t matter as long as it looks natural. Not the one in the above pic. That one just looks like a really bad costume wig.
If she does where a wig, it doesn’t matter as long as it looks natural. Not the one in the above pic. That one just looks like a really bad costume wig.
Wait, why did she shave her head if she was just gonna get a wig?
I dont have any idea what wig she should get…but I do know she should get a grip…she is a mother and for her to act like this is more than just sad.
A nice, big Hefty Bag.
Serioiusly WEIRD, really and truly the oddest thing I’ve ever imagined she would end up doing. I think she’s losing her marbles, seriously. And to the person who pays $1 million to buy her hair…..um, no comment.
Bright red, like a clown.
she would look nice with dark brown hair, or like a wig that actually fits…Maybe she should talk to Tyra about that.
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she looks like a 12 year old boy without any hair.
Purple…
And that wig is absolutely hideous.. seriously, it looks faker than some of the ones I’ve seen at dollar stores.
If she chopped off her hair, why is she bothering with a wig… it isn’t as if people don’t know >_< And she looks about 50 in that wig
but WHY
Oh boy thanks for the link..great gift for the person that has everything, huh?
Ew, she looks like a man with the wig on.
She’ll never be as beautiful or as talented as Marylin Monroe.
Maybe now that Anna Nicole Smith died, she’s trying to take her place, considering Anna Nicole Smith tried to be so much like Marylin Monroe.
o.O?
that is insane
dood. if i shaved my head, i would donate it to locks of love. and also, if i shaved my head in a REALLY dumb act, i would have the guts to go out and be stinking bald. heck. her bald looks better then that wig. she looks empowered w/o the hair. well maybe not. but she looks like she can kick anybodys butt w/o her hair. like. uh. G.I. Jane. kinda. not really.
If I could get a sample from the nether regions, I would match that. Otherwise, tartan.
You’ve got that red nose on again Dan, haven’t you?
She kinda reminds me of Natalie Portman in ‘V for Vendetta’…they both look lame that way.
BTW, they called off the ebay auction because no one could verify if it was really Brit’s hair.
She does look better bald than with a stripper wig though.
was this some sort of “fresh start” affirmation on britney’s part? i wonder if some mofo will actually buy this hair for a million bucks…it sounds pretty creepy.
She actually looks really good without hair.
she needs a good long banging. I offer my support in this hour of insecure need.
I think she should go without a wig.. kudos to her for shaving it all off . I read an article in my college paper about a staff member who shaved her head to signify a fresh start. It has helped her in many ways and she doesnt regret it.. Maybe Brit is doing the same.
she looks like a crappy version of gi jane. demi rules!
not that color…but why did she shave her head if she’s just going to wear [ugly] wigs?
rainbow colored wig..
A grocery bag.
That she tied tightly around her. And wear like all fashions- never know when to take it off.
Anything but blonde…
I don’t think she’s ever been a redhead has she? That wig she’s wearing is horrid.
I think she looks better bald than with that wig. If she wants to look more natural, go for a medium/dark blonde wig, if she wants to have fun with it go for a purple or hot pink bob wig that is obviously fake.
Whatever her natural color is – probably brunette?
I don’t know, but without hair, she looks like a dude. At this point, any wig would be an improvement.
That child doesn’t need a wig. She needs a shrink!
Eww. She looks better bald.
a paper bag
Wigless.
The lumpy head is only mild compared to other people. Some would look so bad bald.
dark red. natural red. although the lack of hair works for her.
this is her best move yet.
Not the one on the left, that looks really bad.
dark blonde to brown. and please britney, that wig looks so fake. you could at least make it look like you didnt cut off your hair.
lol, maybe a dark brown(ish) wig or dirty blonde, definitely not that bleach blonde one she has on in the pic
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Whatever color a paper sack is.
She does look better bald than with the wig. I think it is because her beautiful eyes stand out. I am not a fan. I think she needs help desperately and I hope someone is willing to stand up to her and be that friend.
brown or something. paha!
I would suggest prayer.
she never should have shaved it off in the 1st place. she’s so dumb. i don’t see how ppl can look up 2 her. stupid peoples. lol.