March 31, 2007
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Panda Porn
A zoo is hoping that panda porn will put a panda in the mood. (I got this link in my message box from Kayla10488).
Chuang Chuang will be placed all day in front of a big screen TV showing other pandas mating. The hope is that this will put the panda in the mood at mating time. Here is the link: Link
Do you think that panda porn will lead Chuang Chuang to have an unhealthy view of female panda bears?
Comments (83)
hhaha
first! ye-uh!
seriously…that’s just pathetic
Nope, and I doubt it will lead to baby pandas. The male is packing a panda condom.
HAHAHA WHOA this is freakin’ weird! XD
heh………….
… I can only give you a weird look for this one.
there are people that got paid for that idea aren’t there?
A chuckle to sleep on,hope that I do not,NOT have Panda Porn dreams now,
Good Night Dan .
haha. noo
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all i have to say is WTF.
lol, this screams desperation.
It couldnt hurt.
nothing wrong with pandas watching some panda porn
Panda porn…mmm, that’s titillating.
I don’t consider it panda porn….more like a self help movie to get things moving along. His views on female panda will become moot if pandas become extinct due to lack of reproduction.
I wouldn’t view that as unhealthy for an animal. I don’t think sexual sin applies to them
sweet jesus….
is there no decency left. as if he doesn’t know how or gets turned on…pish
pish i say.
Well, since a panda isn’t a bear… no.
Good Grief, what next?
LOL. WTF.
Maybe the panda just forgot where everything goes and Man must remind him. If so, all you evolutionist should be ready to kiss the panda goodbye as he slides out of the ranks of the survival of the fittest … unable to procreate due to lack of interest or memory. Not to mention a good reason to do away with zoos.
panda porn. well, i should say — that’s the first time i’ve ever heard of it!
i have no idea what goes on inside the mind of an animal…
i don’t know if i’d want to either.
rofl! Wow never heard of such a thing.
Well I hope it works out. But seriously if its that hard to reproduce Panda’s, something is wrong..
Not a zoologist, but interesting.
Seems to work for people, not that its terribly relevant.
HAHAHAHA
Well, of course. =P
definately it will. the male panda will see pandas as perfect mating material only if they are a perfect size 86, and their fur is the right combination of black and white. stoopid panda sluts.
porn never leads to good things..
My God, not degrading of the female panda! I knew the porn industry had too much power!
Finally the discovery channel has a purpose!
Bow-chicka-bowwow…..
lol, maybe…
Nah, i think it’ll make him want to mate. Pandas rock dude.
Ha-ha, that is a good one Dan!
AHA HA HA HA HA HA
What a funny story!! Actually, male animals don’t need to get an unhealthy view of females. They’re born with that.
Maybe the panda is just asexual.
I think he has an unhealthy view of panda hotties if he needs the porn in the first place.
ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Okay I can see the point of showing the Pandas how it’s done, thats how everything works in nature, you have the natural urges and the others in your group showing you how to do it……it’s too funny when people put human emotions on animals….
Speaking of animal porn, these two cats were going at it something awful on my porch last night. It sounded like a really bad horror film. Ick.
I know that would put ME in the mood!
For some reason this reminds me of Anchorman….
when panda’s mate, it’s pretty violent, i saw it before O:
I doubt it…
That’s hilarious! Panda porn? Who knew? I guess it couldnt hurt…
Wow, that’s all I have to say
HA!!!
I just want to know who thought of that idea. I’ll bet that someone just thought it was a funny idea: “Heh. Heh heh, we should *snicker* let the panda watch other pandas doing it. It *stifling laughter* works for me. Heh.”
That’s just… odd.
Don’t those zoo keepers know watching tv will rot your brains out?!
Lmao.
“unhealthy view of female panda bears?”
I’m praying that after the porn flick, Chuang Chuang (male?) will not have an unhealthy view of the MALE panda bears either!
:ROFLAO:
Or they could use artificial insemination. But seriously, this makes for a kick-ass story.
Hahahaha! That is incredibly cute.
If you stuck me in a zoo with a bunch of people watching me, I wouldn’t be in much of a mood for sex either!
I dont know, this is just weird
this made me laugh. a lot. and, I think the picture is cute. and I love the fact that “panda porn” is an alliteration. none of that really answered your question though…
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I heard of this before. As long as they reproduce whatever
XD, we’d better rally together to stop the objectification of female pandas.
ha ha. nope. just get it really horny
It depends. I’ve heard of this being done before with some success. If they have a natural attraction for each other but have never seen the deed being done, then maybe. If they really don’t find each other attractive, then maybe not. I suppose it is worth a try.
your a little late on this one. i heard about it two years ago.
you better watch out, because according to moms on my moms forum, the panda will turn into a pedophile & rapist.
… why are you not also asking about whether it would cause the female panda to have an unhealthy view of male pandas?
hahaha, what would be even funnier would be if the panda masturbates to the porn.
It’s worked for humans.
hahahahahahahahahahahah!
Poor Chuang Chuang is going to end up being a little panda porn star to pay the bills.
Is Panda Porn Bestiality? ?
Imagine being the perv making the video, lol. Oh look, the Panda is about to cum! Close-up shot! Yay!
It’s not that surprising that they would be having difficulties getting the panda pregnant. That’s what you get with zoo’s. Out of the wild. . .things are different.
Sometimes, the offspring of the zoo animals. . .the animals don’t even know how to care for! I guess being cooped up in cages and goggled at by people interferes with natural instinct.
Imagine being the perv making the video, lol. Oh look, the Panda is about to cum! Close-up shot! Yay!
It’s not that surprising that they would be having difficulties getting the panda pregnant. That’s what you get with zoo’s. Out of the wild. . .things are different.
Sometimes, the offspring of the zoo animals. . .the animals don’t even know how to care for! I guess being cooped up in cages and goggled at by people interferes with natural instinct.
…That is the weirdest thing ever… But I guess, you try whatever you need. I don’t think that Chuang Chaung really understands that those are bears like her on the screen… But whatever. Baby Pands are -super- cute, so I kinda hope it works…
ahahahaha.
good comments:
“I hope it works out. But seriously, if it’s that hard to reproduce pandas, something is wrong.”
“My God, not degrading of the female panda! I knew the porn industry had too much power!”
porcupinesol‘s one too. =)
oh man.
Is it really necessary to corrupt the panda world with porn?
Hey, at least they’re TRYING!
I’m thinking no.
I also think it’s weird that people care so much about saving endangered species (regardless of whether pandas are endangered, I feel the same way).
zoos in china have done that in the past. ever read the part how they tried viagra on a panda and they decided not to do that again?
lmao
that’s hilarious.
this is hilarious.
what in tha world?
Not sure re panda…but hope your boy is doing well…cannot stoptofigure out message thing now…all my best
no because they aren’t choosing pandas with outrageously large teets
lol
I don’t think that tv can affect animals other than humans.