August 23, 2007

Comments (167)

  • [there are four skin colors white,red,yellow,black.] native american is considered red.

  • Black…. so I could go through some of the things my son has to deal with. Perha[s I would understand what goes on in his head then.

  • ** perhaps*** that is

  • Klingon.

  • The Boston Marathon.

  • Maybe Betazoid.

  • The New York Marathon.

  • Asian. or Native American.

  • Hecalmsthestorm: rotflol!

    I’m gonna have to go with Vulcan or Quenyan Elvish

  • Spartan or Eskimo. That way I would be tough enough either way when the world freezes over.

  • Romulan are cool too.  I just cannot decide.

  • RYC: Thanks…hopefully it will go smoothly.

    I would be…Numenorian, or maybe a Dragon(because in Eragon they consider dragons a race, and Dragons are kick-butt!)

  • And when I say Asian, I include Sub-Asia [Indian, Sri Lankan, etc.] and Middle-Eastern.

  • Black…oh wait. Hehe, I am.

  • And Native American

  • indian cuz the women are hot.

  • Personally, Hecalmsthestorm and Mandalou, I’d rather be half Klingon/half Betazoid… now THAT would be cool combination!

  • This hypothetical situation must include made-up races, according to some commenters :) I’d like to be elvish, then!

  • the human race

  • Caucasian. For once I want to feel like I belong with the rest of them (because I live in a white community) and not be tease due to my race. To be more specific I want to be in a race that is either British or Italian.

  • enigmatic_intent: Oh come on, are your trying to say Klingons, Betazoids and Romulans don’t exist!   I guess next you will say Santa isn’t real.

  • Probably Asian considering most Americans are of European discent and I’m also Black. Something I am not. =)

  • asian, no doubt.

  • Can we all agree that we wouldn’t want to be Boleon?  I go to the bathroom enough…

  • I’d like to be from the planet Pluto, er, the star I mean. Since it lost it’s planet status a few months ago.

  • Definitely no Bolians in the crowd. 

  • shorty – i think being half-vulcan, half-betazoid would be a very fascinating combination as well.

  • Hmmmmm. Eastern slavic. Russian. Or maybe I just want that awesome accent of theirs when they learn English and I just want to be badass in general. And super tolerant of vodka.
    -David

  • Or maybe a Sicilian, because remember…

    “never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!”

  • Mandalou, I think you’re right… or half Vulcan half Ocampan!!

    Ah, forget it… I just wanna be a Tribble.

  • shorty – haha, being a tribble would be fun!

  • Shorty: Tribbles only eat and make more tribbles.   Don’t you remember?

  • In fantasy land – I want to be a Jedi, no matter what the race. In real life, Polynesian so I could live on a tropical island, wear flops and a muu-muu to work, and spend evenings on the lanai drinking pina coladas. And never, ever, for the rest of my life have to wear a parka and snow boots.

  • findingliberty

    Caucasian. For once I want to feel like I belong with the rest of them (because I live in a white community) and not be tease due to my race. To be more specific I want to be in a race that is either British or Italian.
     

    How sad! I’m rather proud of my ABC-ness -_- (but then again, I live in LA).
     
    But if I would to choose, then probably English. Most of my favorite philosphers (Locke, Mill), authors (McEwan, Ishiguro), and intellectuals (Hitchens) are from England.

  • Findingliberty, try being Caucasian and living in a hostile ghetto. It’s not much of a difference. Just learn to accept yourself and learn to not give a fuck what others say/think about you.

  • Also, what huggin said.

  • Hecalmsthestorm:  Yeah, I remember.  They’re still cool! 

  • “In real life, Polynesian so I could live on a tropical island, wear flops and a muu-muu to work, and spend evenings on the lanai drinking pina coladas.”

    Hmmm… that sounds really appealing!  LOL!!

  • Personally, my first though is Asian. I love Asian facial features, and would love to speak Japanese or Chinese (or both!).
    However, after deliberation, I’ve decided it’d be best to be Hispanic. Not only would I prove to others that people of any race can achieve whatever they set their mind to, but I would also “win one over” on the poor white and Asian suckers who are rejected from school and jobs based on their race. Finally, Spanish is the most useful second language in the United States.

  • I’m already Italian, so there’s nowhere to go upward with that.

  • Black would be my last choice, because not only do they not have a real language (only a mockery of English), but I also HATE the hair.

  • Why is it that most of the comments cite Asian? (Excluding those which don’t properly answer the intended question- like saying Klingon.) I get why most wouldn’t say white- most of your readers are probably white. However, why is Asian held in so much higher esteem?

  • I would want to be white with the knowledge of what it was like to be Asian, to see how different the world is…

  • The Amazing Race

  • why do i have to be so clever?

  • Indian. and I mean from India. That would be fun

  • Yeah, DMV, Italian is the highest of the races. But would the Italian race be prepared when the world freezes over?

  • I don’t want to be Asian. I quite like my penis size. Not to mention I like being able to wear tan suits without fading into the background.

    OH THE STEREOTYPES

  • maybe Persian. that’d be really cool.

  • I’d be Lebanese.

  • la faerie joyeuse

    Why is it that most of the comments cite Asian? …why is Asian held in so much higher esteem?
     
    Why not Asians? There aren’t many choices to begin with– only a handful of ethnic lumps (North/South American, Caucasian, African, Asian) that it isn’t so hard for one or two races to be superficially elevated.

  • Black, niggers!

  • I Love Hecalmsthestorm ‘s answers…

    Always a member of the human race…

  • In all seriousness I’d like to be Indian, as in from India.

  • This question is Dan’s ploy to pit us against one another. RISE AGAINST DAN!!!

  • Vulcan. Totally.

    Hecalmsthestom: if you were Betazoid, you’d be hearing everyone’s thoughts! That might drive you crazy.

  • I want to be an Elf…

  • Interesting, KikeJD…

  • Vulcan (or whatever Spock is).

    Seriously, I think race is a somewhat arbitrary distinction.

  • Don’t use “race’ to mean nationality … WE ARE ALL ONE RACE!!
    That said, if I could choose another nationality I think I would like to be a Pacific Islander.
    If I got to be another race I would want to be Klingon.

  • RaVnR

    I, personally, did choose other race/s.

  • Elivish sounds cool:)

    Really though, I’ve always admired the Japanese, so Asian, then.

  • I hope someone notices me answer and goes, “gee, RavnR, you are SOO right!!” not even out loud but genuinely.

  • Gee, RavnR, you are SO right!

  • The Gods.

    I’m so close, I just can’t attain immortality.

  • I’d like to be caucasian for a day. They can have different colored hair & eyes. Sometimes, I get tired of brown, but overall, I appreciate it :)

  • well i look hispanic but im not so i actually would want to be hispanic. Like maybe Mexican or Puerto Rican.I also wouldnt mind being Brazillian or Hawaiian. Im part Native-American, but i wouldnt mind being 100%.

  • Japanese

    well not really. I actually like being a filipina :]

  • Romani…. a.k.a. Gypsy

  • Hey squeakysoul you are so right!!  There are a LOT of thoughts I would not want to hear on this site.

  • i like being asian. even if i had a choice, i’d want to be asian again. but i guess i’d like to see the world from the eyes of a “mutt”-someone who fits in everywhere/

  • I would be a Greek.

  • I probably wouldn’t want to be racing in the marathon that I’m training for. Then again, my alternate to that would be an Ironman which is much harder. That’s a good question!

  • Hey squeakysoul you are so right!! There are a LOT of thoughts I would not want to hear on this site.

    “It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.”

  • rottenorange – to have the ability to do something and to have the desire to do something are two different things

  • italian. like born & raised in italy.

  • Chinese, they got good hair, nice facial features, they’re usually always skinny, smart, and they can cook really really good food!

  • lol.  i read “hecalmsthestor” wanted to be a klingon.  that was going to be my answer so my next answer would be “vulcan”. 

  • i’d actually like to be mixed race. maybe eurasian.

  • hell yeah being elven would be smokin

  • asian, native american, or irish.

  • You are right RavnR. We are all one race.

    All this “race” bullshit is fictional stuff we use to divide ourselves. All else is culture, nationality and phenotypical characteristics.

    Add to that, this is one of Dan’s sillier questions. I’d rather he ask us whether we wear boxers or briefs.

    I honestly think that when we meet other, actual “races” from other planets, we will finally realize that.

  • mexican!  i hate being white. white people are ugly.

  • heh heh

    This is find the Star Trek reference day on Xanga, if you count the Photoblog.

  • Japanese or Russian. Those are pretty kicka*s races.

    Technicolor.

  • This is a stretch, but i would prefer half brazilian, half italian.

  • Asian.

  • Keebler Elf. They have it made.

  • Asian [Japanese,Chinese,Korean],because they are usually always so thin,and most have such nice jet black hair..

  • Huginn, I know there are only a few different races, when viewed so broadly (as most of Dan’s readers have). However, I argue that there is a significantly greater number of people who reply “Asian,” or some variant thereof, than any other race or racial group. Do you disagree?

  • And RavnR, for once, I agree with you. Perhaps Dan should have asked what sort of culture one would rather have, if not one’s own. It would be a more invasive, thought-provoking question. Nationality is not all-encompassing enough- look at all the different subcultures in the US, for example.

  • White. Too bad I can’t get a lot of college scholarships but oh well.

  • I don’t have a preference.  I’d like to try them all. 

    Pretty sure that no matter how hard I tried to fit in people would still think I was too white or just plain odd.  People already think I’m odd.

  • Aryan, of course.

  • Well…My dads African American and my moms English. It would be nice to be one or the other. I do like what and who i am, but it would be nice to see what its like,-) I’m not confused. I usually pick other in surveys. I always find it interesting that people have no qualms about asking what nationality i am…i guess its better then people just walking up to me speaking Spanish or French.Chow

  • Jedi, Elvish or from one of those middle eastern countries like Lebanon or Syria. I know women from both places and they are gorgeous.

  • Wow, I did not expect to get mock because my answer to this question was Caucasian. I thought it was better than those who choose to be Asian just because they think all Asian are thin and have nice black hair. Apparently, huginn have taken my reply to this question in a wrong way. I am proud to be a ABC but, it would be nice if I was a Caucasian for a change consider what I have gone through growing up in a non-racial mix neighborhood. Maybe, people should get to know me first before they start making judgmental comments towards me.

  • Asian or Indian (not native american)

  • Hobbit! haha

    Or maybe Centaur..

    Hmm.. this one is a thinker..

    EW.. did I just say that?

  • White. So i can cuz out a cop. N so they dnt call me pedro or jose.

  • Icelandic. I would love the snow and the cold weather.

  • when I was in middle school and early high school I used to get teased so much about my “ethnicity” or whatever the hell you’d like to call it.. sadly it got to the point where I LOATHED my skin color and wanted nothing more than to be white.. haha I live in the suburbs and went to a private school.. there weren’t many other brown or filipino people there, but I’ve gotten over that already

  • A darker skinned race. Native American or something else tribal that’d be cool.

  • findingliberty

    Apparently, huginn have taken my reply to this question in a wrong way. I am proud to be a ABC…

    Apologies on the mis-reading. And good to hear. =)

    Maybe, people should get to know me first before they start making judgmental comments towards me.

    My vision of Dan’s blog is it as a place for not only a place for the expression of opinions, but the intermingling of views and ideas. Given the impersonal nature of the xanga and the internet the most we have to go on are your expressions here and on your xanga. It would be unreasonable for there to be a de facto gag order against commentary on any held positions until that person is known personally and intimately– that would be best; but given the circumstances, it’s simply unpractical.

    I meant my blip as a “oh, by the way this is what I think” kind of response, and less so as a pointed disagreement.

  • Asian, for sure. I want to live in Asia, so it’d be nice to be able to blend in. I stand out quite a bit with my white skin and orange hair. =/

  • Nothing.  Ok.  Maybe being Betazoid would be cool.

  • Something that’s naturally tan.  I want my hide tan!

  • It is funny to see how Asians like caucasian features and caucasians like asian features.  Most of the models are freakin caucasians in Asia when you hardly see any on the streets.  I want to be a eurasian.  They seem to be high in demand around the world right now.

  • la faerie joyeuse
    Huginn, I know there are only a few different races, when viewed so broadly (as most of Dan’s readers have). However, I argue that there is a significantly greater number of people who reply “Asian,” or some variant thereof, than any other race or racial group. Do you disagree?
    I agree with your observation of “Asian” as a popular response. My point was that there are so little options that one or two superficial reasons are enough to tudge people’s whim towards that answer. I can’t speak for everyone, and certainly I have a different perspective on it than most people (I’m Asian myself).
    Amongst other things, Asian subculture has been taken with positive connotation: Food (Sushi, Korean bbq), media (anime!, Crouchign Tiger, Hidden Dragon). Within the general American population, Asians in general seems to have done fairly well economically and academically. Without having deeper reasons or understanding these influences more comprehensively, these factors are enough to lightly persaude people.  But of course, I’m just speculating here.

  • Wizard

  • If I was not the race I was, and had to be another race,I would want to be a Christian Arab, but live in a country in peace with its neighbors.

  • I would be Italian or French.

  • Or Irish or Russian…

  • black…and i am! lol! hey, its a BEAUTIFUL Color . Hey, I Love Them All!

  • Cuban! I love the Mojito!

  • I would want to be Japaneses.

  • LOL hobbit or centaur, femalebassplayer, you rock. i’m being 100% serious too hahaha nice.

  • and just so i throw into the chaos, i noticed a lot of individuals choosing asian as well – i can see why, i suppose, but they’re all very general reasons. i don’t know if this question was meant to be serious enough to garner that much detail or analysis, but  who knows, it’s freakin dan you’re talking about here. instigator. : )

    and seriously, elven people can kick ass because 1) they heal mad quick 2) they are hella talented in so many things, and 3) they’re just so magical, they don’t exist. oh well, asian will do ;)

  • Asian includes South Asian (Indian, Sri Lankans etc) & South East Asian (Filipino, Thais etc).

    What annoys me is when most people (non Asians) don’t get this- They say Asian and only think of orientals. -_-

    But anyways.

    I’d wanna be Hispanic or Italian.

    Beautiful people, culture, food etc.

    So lovely.

    And yes, I’m Asian (non-oriental)

  • Other than the human race? Venitian I guess.

  • spanish or italian.
    more italian.

  • Probably Spanish, Mexican or Indian (so I can be in those awesome Bollywood movies).

  • Oriental or Hispanic.

  • A stock car race.

  • i love my race. lol

  • Rat…Rat Race!!!!!!!!

  • Native American if Inuit if considered Native American, so I could get into any frickin school I want and still look the same. I’m Asian, and I don’t get the same advantage that other minorities do for being a minority, even if we have the same stupid grades! Plus I’d still have some exotic cultural background.

  • Indian, with gorgeous skin and hair color, like Parminder Nagra from ER.

  • Hispanic, specifically from Spain . But I honestly love being Asian (Chinese, but from MALAYSIA, not China.)

  • Kentucky Darby

  • Is invisible a race?

  • Black. Definitely. Especially if I could be from Jamaica.

  • Asian. It’s hard to get fat, you’re seen as smarter and therefore make more money than anyone else, and you have that nice, sleek, black hair.

  • ELVISH! But, if you meant a race that can be scientifically proven to exist… then African! :)

  • did someone say klingon? uh, ok – i want to be a smurf? what the hell.

  • Native American-definitely.

  • Is “pretty” a race? Can I just go with Brazilian? They’re usually hot.

  • Oye…everyone wants to be Asian.  So I just want to brag and say that I’m part Japanese, part Spanish, and part Palauan (we originated from Polynesia, Melanesia, and Indonesia).  How cool is that?  So I think I’ll keep my chop suey race.

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