The following list was on msn.com to show men “The New Laws of Fashion.” Here is the link: Link
1. YOU WEAR THE CLOTHES, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
2. INVESTING IN QUALITY OFTEN MEANS INVESTING IN THE THINGS YOU CAN’T SEE.
3. BLUE JEANS ARE GOOD; DARK-BLUE JEANS ARE BETTER.
4. CELEBRITIES LOOK GOOD IN CLOTHES FOR TWO REASONS.
5. YOU SHOULD DRESS FOR AIR TRAVEL AS IF IT WERE STILL A PRIVILEGE.
6. A WELL MADE AND PROPERLY KEPT SHOE WILL LAST YOU THREE DECADES.
7. WOODEN SHOE TREES ARE A GOOD IDEA.
8. THERE ARE TWO WAYS YOU SHOULD STORE YOUR TIE:
9. BROADEN YOUR COLOR WHEEL.
10. IT’S BETTER TO BE OVERDRESSED THAN UNDERDRESSED.
12. IN YOUR MEDICINE CABINET:
13. BUY THE SUIT THAT FITS, NOT THE ONE YOU WISH YOU COULD FIT INTO.
14. WOMEN ARE SEXY WHEN WEARING ONE ITEM OF MEN’S CLOTHING.
15. WATERPROOF AND WATER-RESISTANT
16. WET SHOES SHOULD BE DRIED IN A WARM PLACE NEAR AN OVEN (BUT NEVER IN ONE).
17. “A WELL-TIED TIE IS THE FIRST SERIOUS STEP IN LIFE.” -OSCAR WILDE
18. BE SUSPICIOUS OF THE GUY IN THE STATE U. SWEATSHIRT.
19. YOUR EYEGLASSES SHOULD CONTRAST, NOT MIMIC, THE SHAPE OF YOUR FACE.
20. IN THE NEW JEANS-AND-A-SUIT-JACKET ENVIRONMENT, A POCKET SQUARE CAN STAND IN FOR A TIE.
21. ALWAYS CHECK MID HUES OF GREEN, BROWN, AND BLUE IN DAYLIGHT BEFORE PURCHASING.
22. EVEN A WELL-FITTED TUX HAS ITS LIMITS.
24. LOOK YE NOT TO RUSSELL CROWE FOR STYLE INSPIRATION.
25. SHORT SOCKS ARE FOR ENGLISHMEN AND ITALIAN BUS DRIVERS.
26. WHEN IT COMES TO WATCHES, YOU ARE ONE OF TWO TYPES
27. NEVER BE RUSHED INTO PURCHASING UNCOMFORTABLE SHOES, NO MATTER HOW SHINY THE LEATHER.
28. LEAVE THE POCKETS OF YOUR SUIT JACKET SEALED, JUST THE WAY THEY CAME.
29. WEARING THE SAME SHOES DAY IN AND DAY OUT WILL DRASTICALLY SHORTEN THEIR LIFE SPAN.
30. YOUR TIE’S TIP SHOULD JUST REACH YOUR WAISTBAND.
31. WHILE YOU’RE AT IT, LEARN TO TIE A BOW TIE.
32. THE CLASSIEST COLOR FOR BLACK TIE IS BLACK.
33. YOUR TIE KNOT SHOULD ALWAYS CONCEAL THE COLLAR BAND BEHIND IT.
34. WITH A DOUBLE-BREASTED SUIT, IT’S ACCEPTABLE TO HAVE ONLY THE LOWER-RIGHT BUTTON UNDONE.
35. NEVER BUY ANYTHING YELLOW.
36. OPEN BUTTONHOLES ON THE CUFF OF A SUIT USED TO BE THE SIGN OF HANDMADE QUALITY. NO LONGER.
37. NO ONE AT THE PARTY WILL EVER NOTICE IF YOU’VE LOST ONE OF YOUR CUFF LINKS.
38. POLISH YOUR MID- AND DARK-BROWN SHOES WITH BLACK SHOE POLISH.
39. A MAN SHOULD NOT SHOP FOR MORE CLOTHES; HE SHOULD SHOP FOR BETTER ONES.
40. SOME COLORS ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER. SOME ARE NOT.
41. WHEN IT COMES TO BUYING A SUIT, NO MATTER ITS PRICING, CHECK THE FOUR MAJOR ZONES TO SEE IF IT FITS.
42. WHEN IT COMES TO PATTERN IN YOUR CLOTHING, LESS IS MORE.
43. YOUR SHIRT COLLAR FITS PROPERLY IF YOU CAN JUST GET ONE FINGER BETWEEN IT AND YOUR NECK.
45. NOTHING SAYS “JACK***” (edit) QUITE AS WELL AS A CELL PHONE ON A BELT CLIP.
46. YOU DON’T NEED TO BUTTON EVERY BUTTON.
47. SUNGLASSES SHOULD BE WORN ONLY AS SUNGLASSES.
48. CHECK YOUR FLY BEFORE ANSWERING THE DOOR.
49. DESPITE THE STYLE FOLLIES OF THE ’80S, THEY DID GET A FEW THINGS RIGHT, LIKE THE POLO SHIRT.
50. WHEN IN DOUBT, ASK YOUR TAILOR.