I can’t remember anytime I have been embarrassed in my life.
I had a hole in the armpit of my sweater and I didn’t know why he kept looking at that area until I went home and changed. LE SIGH. haha good thing that was 8 years ago.
I couldn’t stop laughing, because she was so cute. Weird I know!
idk, probably something my mom said
I honestly can’t think of anything right now, though I’m sure there was one.
Summer band….1993. We were marching out in the VERY hot sun and i wasent concentrating on where i was going. I took a wrong turn and my trumbone hit the side of his head. We started dating each other a few days later.
I was walking down the street and he was in his apartment balcony then I waved as I was looking at him and then ran into a pole. Happened in junior high…. ha ha ha
in 8th grade, I ran away from a girl scout from another school whom I met at a combined leadership camp; she was visiting mine (both single-sex) some weeks after that camp but I don’t recall the exact details of my flight
a teacher yelled at my crush for not dancing wih me at an eight grade dance.
I scraped his leg with my toenail.
my zipper was down.
i peed my pants from laughing too hard
nothing really, i always make sure to minimize the risk of embaressment at all times possible
Throwing up on him while riding the school bus. It is surprisingly not cool!
In junior high, I farted in front of her while blowing up a balloon. It was a stubborn balloon.
If I think too hard about this one, I will become severely depressed. -David
We were at a pep rally and I noticed that I’d started my period & my favorite jeans were ruined. The worst part was that I couldn’t get up for fear of the rest of the school noticing my jeans so I had to stand next to him, both of us knowing what was going on, for about 45 minutes. Luckily he was a sweetheart and ended up being really cool about it. We dated for a while afterwards.
For the most part though, not a fun day.
I once when on a date and ran around with toilet paper hanging out of my pants for half the night. He never told me but when my nephew discovered it later. I was mortified. LOL
Um…I do a ton of silly things around my bf now but he just thinks it’s cute. I’m worry-free.
good question… there were probably all kinds of moments
there was one time when I was singing badly because the Better Half was staring at me unsettlingly – this was before we were dating
one time I went into work, got red-eye, pus everywhere, and this cute guy I kind of like totally saw me with my pussy eye and sniffling like some kind of freak
there was the time I didn’t realize I was on a date with a guy who I didn’t have a crush on but who was interested in me
there’s many others… there’s little wonder I’ve only ever had one boyfriend at this late date
clogged the toilet at my girlfriend’s parents’ house after dinner.
I wet my pants I was laughing so hard, but I had a trenchcoat on, so I put it out back of me, then sat on the sidewalk and wet my pants!
by the way… yes, I left it and didn’t tell anyone.
I threw up, actually. Next time, sobriety in front of the crush.
When I was in elementry school my crush saw me buying pads at shoppers drug mart. It was embarressing then but funny now that I think back on it.
I sprinted facefirst into a wall in gym class.
(Knocked two teeth loose and got several bruises on my face)
He never talked to me again.
Nothing comes to mind at the moment
I’ll never tell. It’s still too embarrassing.
in fourth grade i came out of the bathroom with my panties up, but my overalls still down around my ankles….
I ended up sick and vomitted. Thankfully not in front of her but it sucked because she thought it was her….I had to explain to her that it wasn’t and I was just sick. Bleh…terrible.
One time I was driving in the snow with my crush and I was raving how well my car could turn and I turned it right into a snow bank and he had to get out and push and got all dirty. I also got us lost.
We never dated.
Back before we were dating, I called my wife by the wrong name.
You should submit this to the Question of the Day
It was embarassing enough at the time.
i went to his house to go swimming. afterwards i was waiting for the bathroom to cahnge, i set my pants down on his table and forgot about them, until i was in the bathroom and didn’t have any pants. i had to call one of my [girl] friends there and make her bring me my pants.
but that’s [obviously] not the most embarassing.
I probably shouldn’t tell this story on myself, but at my age, very little will embarrass me any more. Once, when I was eighteen years old, I accidently let go of a spring-loaded top to a small jewery box, and it snapped shut after pinching my left nipple. That hurt. My boy friend was standing right in front of me, not two feet away, and I remember feeling so like a clutz, and so embarrassed. I did have a blouse on. I really did. Honest.
I was wearing one of those annoying fuzzy sweaters. o_o And we were on a field trip in 8th grade to a seminar of sorts and I ended up sitting in this broken theater chair because there wasn’t anywhere else to sit, so when I stood back up, the chair corner caught my sweater and ripped out the entire back of my shirt. >__>;;
Which, now, doesn’t seem as bad as it was. o_O I guess ‘cuz I wasn’t really so embarassed as I was ‘ARRGH @__@ that was stupid’
haha these are hilarious! I’m glad you asked this one. I can’t think of anything right off the top of my head. Not off the side of it either, come to think of it.
Me telling them I had a crush on them. BEAT THAT.
That is an entire series of unfortunate events….
I was out with him shopping and a friend called to see how it was going. He was way across the store so I quickly told her nothing had happened and I hadn’t kissed him yet (which was probably a 5 or 10 second sentence to be fair) and when I turned around he was sitting on a couch, pretty much at point blank a couple feet away, smiling knowingly at me. I was mortified.
in 6th grade we had this play we were rehearsing for so we had a mini stage in the middle of our classroom. during silent reading i went to throw something away and i had to walk across the steps of the stage to get to the trashcan. while walking i fell off the stage. i looked up and realized only the ppl sitting around the stage saw. or so i thought. when i got back to my seat, my crush said “did you have a nice trip??” i was mortified hahaha.
Um, I tried to pay him a dollar to like me and he turned it down. I was in 6th grade and not so lucky with the boys then.
Realizing that I had beat up her brother unknowingly the day before.
I was hanging with a girl in a room that felt like an oven to me – didn’t seem to bother her. I was sweating so hard that I was worried that I looked as wet as I felt.
I was playing frisbee with a guy I really liked, and was running after the frisbee while turning to smile at him, and ran straight into a tree. Embarrasing? Yes. Hilarious? Yes.
boner.
probably laughing so loud i farted… then trying to cough to cover up the fart… ha
I *almost* threw up. The worst is probably when I was secretly using the bathroom on the phone (it was an incredibly important conversation and I couldn’t take a bathroom break) and I thought “Don’t flush bc she’ll know.” and then, acting on my habit, I flushed the toilet…letting her know what I’d been doing. There was a slight silence and then an “Okay so um.” -_-
I got a horrible, huge pimple at a music festival where I met a super cute dude. It was embarrasing.
There have also been times around a boyfriend’s family where I just didn’t know where to shut up. That can be bad.
RYC: Switchfoot is GREAT live. I’ve even been with my dad to a couple of shows (hint hint :] ).
In 8th grade I had a crush on my astronomy teacher, and one day I bent too far over the desk side of one of those writing desks and dumped the whole thing on the floor… I hit my face on the floor, and I think I blacked out for a second. The next thing I knew, I was looking up at his beautiful face asking me if I was ok!
Fast forward 10 years… a few weeks ago I slipped in some beer and fell flat on the floor while dancing with a guy I like. Come on, flip flops get really slippery!! He was super sweet about it and said it was his fault for spilling part of his drink, but I still have a bruise on my knee!
I cried infront of him… i was kinda known for being the tough girl at the time.
I accidentally punched him in the balls.
I was told to become a lesbian by everyone in the room.
Pretty embarrassing.
I had no depth perception and knocked them over with a back pack
I’m sure whatever it was my brain thankfully suppressed the memory. I can’t even remember the last time I “crushed” to the point of letting myself get embarrassed. Boys still have cooties.
My period came early in the middle of a final. He saw me when I came out after the exam. There wasn’t that much but, he noticed it. Him and his big mouth buddy told some of the other guys in the marching band. From that point on he was not my crush any more.
I fell over backwards in a chair in front of him.
Either in camp when I was all giggly sitting at the craft table with him and my brother. Or poking HIS brother for an hour strait…
I am a bartender… there was a customer that I was all about and had been checking him out pretty much constantly for several weeks.
He came up to the bar to order a beer – a Heineken – and as i turned around to get it, I somehow got my towel caught on the speed rail and tore the entire rail off the bar. Mind you… at the time I was working at the busiest bar in town and we were probably 6 people deep at the bar… I proceeded to break every single liquor bottle in front of my station in my attempt to resolve the whoops. I bent down to attempt to pick some bottles up, and somehow knocked a red wine bottle off the ledge… so within about 45 seconds I demolished about $500 in booze… needless to say, never did get a date with that one.
just basically breathing. i feel like anything i do in front of him is ridiculous.
Too embarrassing to tell it here!
It was a cloudy winter day in junior high, and my sister and I were walking out the front doors after school. Suddenly, I saw one of the teachers I had a crush on, flailed my arms wildly to point him out, and exclaimed, “Look, it’s Mr. Z!”
Immediately, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell flat on my butt. Since the teacher to whom I was pointing had never been my teacher, though, I doubt he was paying enough attention even to notice what I did.
oh! I know this! I had just started dating this guy. We were at this very ritzy jazz club with all these big overstuffed sofas everywhere- I guess so you could make out or…talk. Well, I had on this gorgeous new suede dress that was very close-fitting and when I sat down on one of the sofas….well, somehow I kind of misjudged a few things and my dress split clean up the back right along the seam. I just sat there and looked up at him and asked if I could borrow his jacket and then he took me home. Soooo glad he had a jacket.
Nothing serious, but I went on this date with a guy I liked for awhile and when we were waiting for the movie to come on I was blowing a bubble. He tried popping it and when I laughed I snorted and it went up my nose >.<
I spent about 10 minutes in the bathroom getting it out…
Spilled milk all over my lap in the college cafeteria. You’d think this crap would have stopped in high school!
One of our female co-workers walked right up to us when we were both getting some soda, and with a straight face asked him”So Xavier, when are we all having that three some?” We both spit out our drinks.
In seventh grade I had this guys name I had a crush on written on one of my textbooks (god knows why) and his girlfriend saw it and said “oh you have a crush on him to?” I almost died…
Thought I’d stop by your site since it seems that most of the people I subscribe to subscribe to you as well.
My crush is now marrried and I was working for them and his wife answered the door one morning with her hair a mess and her clothes on inside out…
i was saying something and i spit. it was REALLY gross.
and there are MILLIONS of other moments but i try to forget.
Omgx lolz i once spit out wahter in fornt of him. (Seriously.)
I fell asleep on his chest and drooled all over him. He was gracious about it so it wasn’t really embarassing but it had great potential to be so.
probably something like farting and then try to cover it up unsuccessfully. why is farting so awkward?
Haha these are really funny! Just what I needed today…. I’ve personally done a lot of embarrassing things, mostly tripping and knocking things over–I tend to do that at least once a week. Last week I fell out of bed (I’m in college and my bed is lofted really high)… In front of my crush? My guy is not really a crush, but he’s amazing, and I don’t think anything I could possibly do in front of him would embarrass me.
In the 9th grade, I wasn’t watching where I was running and I literally ran into a brick wall and broke my nose while staring at a football player’s butt. We ended up dating and he took me to his Senior Prom.
I think it was self-imposed junior highness. I liked this boy, and he and his friends were acting like junior high boys at a football game. I decided to be all “cool” and yelled “te toi!” at them, which was what I was taught was “shut up” in French. What a dork. Then, again, most of my life is highlighted by dork moments.
Oh, there was also the time when my boyfriend and I were visiting his grandparents. They told us to put the dog outside on it’s lead (leash on a clothesline, large dog) before we left for dinner as they were also going out. While we were gone, there was a thunderstorm. The dog panicked during the storm and strangled itself. We arrived to see his grandfather trying to perform CPR on the dead dog. It was not a nice time.
If I think too hard about this one, I will become severely depressed. -David
same here. except it’s too late now…
Puked not once but a couple times from being ill… very embarrassing.
Amending my other comment: I was looking at him and I lost my homework. Somehow. It just dissapeared! Neadless to say he turned out to be dumb as a stump and a cheater (of work/tests) so I moved on.
I threw up in her face
not really.. lol, i dont know – giggling, falling, being dumb.. ha ha
Daniel (doubledb)
a bug flew up my nose…
I was swimming with a “crush” on a lake, and was on a floatie thing, and a bee came ’round, I got scared, panicked, flipped off the floatie thing, and my swimsuit top fell down, exposing my…mamas. I was SO embarrassed.
Steak between my two front teeth. My friend knew before we even got there, and didn’t tell me till AFTER the event. She didn’t want to “embarrass” me…
I threw up in his trashcan with him right there. There’s more to the story though.
We were both shopping for school clothes at the same store. I was in a dressing room trying on clothes. Back then in that particular store they didn’t have seperate dressing rooms for men and women. I must have forgot to lock the door be cause the next thing I knew my crush walked in on me as I was standing in my training bra and strawberry shortcake underwear getting read to try on a dress. I was mortified. Luckily I didn’t attend the same school as my crush. Our fathers worked at the same company together. I saw him quite frequently at company functions… and around town… it seemed that his parents went grocery shopping the same day at the same store as mine did… so I always saw him there as well too. I wonder where he is now?
meow.
haha these are funny. too bad I don’t have any. :
Probably when he came over to take care of me when I was sick, then I barfed in a bowl. And he had to clean it up because I was all alone because my surrogate family was out of town. Ha ha ha. Sucker!
I was walking down off the bleachers at a wrestling match and slipped on someone’s coat, fell, and got my leg caught between two sections of bleachers. It really hurt, but not nearly as bad as my pride did when I saw him and 2 other guys on the team staring at me like I was an idiot. Luckly none of the guys laughed until after I’d limped past them on the way to the car.
I took a drink of my soda and one of my friends said something funny..I was already nervous and i started laughing so hard soda came out my nose and then i started choking from trying NOT to spit it out!
I embarrass myself on a regular basis…there are WAY too many to remember.
I asked him out and then everyone teased me about it and my ex-crush decided to become a jerk about it and it lasted for a few months…now I know not to ask guys out…
got drunk and threw up.
We were swimming in my pool and I went to dive and the bottoms to my bathing suit came off.
Okay, this happened during a field trip with my youth group when I was in 8th grade. The guy I had a crush on happened to be one of my teachers.
We went to Hershey Park in Pennsylvania for the day. One of the lines for a ride was really short, so we all just stepped over the chain barrier things. I thought I’d try to look cool and jump over the barrier. … It didn’t work. My foot got caught and I tripped, and nearly kicked my teacher in the face. >–<
shook so bad I dropped all my school books
Root Beer Float – up the nose…
And out the nose, actually.
Which then induced choking…
And his reaction was ‘um, you have root beer snot’…
Oh golly.
Running into an I-beam, splitting my head open, and passing out bleeding on the kitchen floor.
But at least he caught me so I didn’t slam my head again
When I was younger, I was Riding my bike down the street & had seen this boy I liked & so I went off the sidewalk 2 ride in the street but in the split seconds my front tire flew off & I landed on the front 2 forks of the bike in the street!!!!!!! TALK BOUT BEING EMBARRASED!!!!
In the cafeteria in high school and had to fill up my glass with a drink. For some dumb reason, the table the drink stands sat on didn’t have enough room for a tray to sit in front of them… I didn’t realize it until my tray tumbled over onto me and the floor. This guy I didn’t know at the time came up to me and offered to help clean up the mess… we dated shortly after that for a little while….
Oh and at the same school another nice guy asked me to be his girlfriend… a really innocent thing at the time… after a few days he even wrote me a note asking if we could start holding hands… unfortunately, I had to decline because I had a bad case of poison oak all over them and didn’t want to give it to him… After about a week, he told me that his parents wouldn’t allow him to date anyone because of religious reasons, so we “broke up”…
lol I just posted something about it on my blog called my stupid bet
I quacked at her. With a duck call. Through a megaphone. In a crowded cafeteria. Point blank.
It was awesome.
I got my hand stuck in her car window…
Umm, the first guy shared TMI.
Anyway, I was about 8 months pregnant and was Christmas shopping with my sisters and my daughter who was 4 at the time. We went to cross the intersection @ 71st and Memorial. Very busy intersection considering it is the corner of a Mall parking lot. Well anyway, we were crossing and I tried to get lex’s hand and she wanted to walk like a big girl and My foot hit the curb and I fell right in the middle of Saturday, Christmas, mall traffic in front of a bus on my stomach. Not to mention tons of stomach pain. But, I survived.
dan asked me to borrow my yearbook so he could show kanjo his picture… i was too excited that he was talking to me and touching something of mine to remember that beside his face i wrote… i love him!! with an arrow pointing to his face and a heart drawn around it… never spoke to him again =/
just being there or saying stupid crap, and not thinking clearly
I’ve never been in love because I am a robot. I have no emotions, and I only do what I programmed to do… someday, perhaps I can be programmed to… love…
I told him I loved him. He was my boss at the time, and I had a crush on him, and I was on heavy medication at the time because I had Pneumonia, but I still wanted to work. He told me to go home the rest of the day. I never mentioned it after that. He was a nice guy…but liked his drugs. It really wouldn’t have worked out if he liked me alot too. He got fired soon after that…after he had an accident as the result of his drug problem.
Ummm…. I dropped everything out of ma bag in the middle of the hallway infront of my crush and other students
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I cummed all over her face.
nosebleed.
nosebleed
or when i was sick in the bathroom for like 20min
I can’t remember anytime I have been embarrassed in my life.
I had a hole in the armpit of my sweater and I didn’t know why he kept looking at that area until I went home and changed. LE SIGH. haha good thing that was 8 years ago.
I couldn’t stop laughing, because she was so cute. Weird I know!
idk, probably something my mom said
I honestly can’t think of anything right now, though I’m sure there was one.
Summer band….1993. We were marching out in the VERY hot sun and i wasent concentrating on where i was going. I took a wrong turn and my trumbone hit the side of his head. We started dating each other a few days later.
I was walking down the street and he was in his apartment balcony then I waved as I was looking at him and then ran into a pole. Happened in junior high…. ha ha ha
in 8th grade, I ran away from a girl scout from another school whom I met at a combined leadership camp; she was visiting mine (both single-sex) some weeks after that camp but I don’t recall the exact details of my flight
a teacher yelled at my crush for not dancing wih me at an eight grade dance.
I scraped his leg with my toenail.
my zipper was down.
i peed my pants from laughing too hard
nothing really, i always make sure to minimize the risk of embaressment at all times possible
Throwing up on him while riding the school bus. It is surprisingly not cool!
In junior high, I farted in front of her while blowing up a balloon. It was a stubborn balloon.
If I think too hard about this one, I will become severely depressed.
-David
We were at a pep rally and I noticed that I’d started my period & my favorite jeans were ruined. The worst part was that I couldn’t get up for fear of the rest of the school noticing my jeans so I had to stand next to him, both of us knowing what was going on, for about 45 minutes. Luckily he was a sweetheart and ended up being really cool about it. We dated for a while afterwards.
For the most part though, not a fun day.
I once when on a date and ran around with toilet paper hanging out of my pants for half the night. He never told me but when my nephew discovered it later. I was mortified. LOL
Um…I do a ton of silly things around my bf now but he just thinks it’s cute.
I’m worry-free.
good question… there were probably all kinds of moments
there was one time when I was singing badly because the Better Half was staring at me unsettlingly – this was before we were dating
one time I went into work, got red-eye, pus everywhere, and this cute guy I kind of like totally saw me with my pussy eye and sniffling like some kind of freak
there was the time I didn’t realize I was on a date with a guy who I didn’t have a crush on but who was interested in me
there’s many others… there’s little wonder I’ve only ever had one boyfriend at this late date
clogged the toilet at my girlfriend’s parents’ house after dinner.
I wet my pants I was laughing so hard, but I had a trenchcoat on, so I put it out back of me, then sat on the sidewalk and wet my pants!
by the way… yes, I left it and didn’t tell anyone.
I threw up, actually. Next time, sobriety in front of the crush.
When I was in elementry school my crush saw me buying pads at shoppers drug mart. It was embarressing then but funny now that I think back on it.
I sprinted facefirst into a wall in gym class.
(Knocked two teeth loose and got several bruises on my face)
He never talked to me again.
Nothing comes to mind at the moment
I’ll never tell. It’s still too embarrassing.
in fourth grade i came out of the bathroom with my panties up, but my overalls still down around my ankles….
I ended up sick and vomitted. Thankfully not in front of her but it sucked because she thought it was her….I had to explain to her that it wasn’t and I was just sick. Bleh…terrible.
One time I was driving in the snow with my crush and I was raving how well my car could turn and I turned it right into a snow bank and he had to get out and push and got all dirty. I also got us lost.
We never dated.
Back before we were dating, I called my wife by the wrong name.
You should submit this to the Question of the Day
It was embarassing enough at the time.
i went to his house to go swimming. afterwards i was waiting for the bathroom to cahnge, i set my pants down on his table and forgot about them, until i was in the bathroom and didn’t have any pants. i had to call one of my [girl] friends there and make her bring me my pants.
but that’s [obviously] not the most embarassing.
I probably shouldn’t tell this story on myself, but at my age, very little will embarrass me any more. Once, when I was eighteen years old, I accidently let go of a spring-loaded top to a small jewery box, and it snapped shut after pinching my left nipple. That hurt. My boy friend was standing right in front of me, not two feet away, and I remember feeling so like a clutz, and so embarrassed. I did have a blouse on. I really did. Honest.
I was wearing one of those annoying fuzzy sweaters. o_o And we were on a field trip in 8th grade to a seminar of sorts and I ended up sitting in this broken theater chair because there wasn’t anywhere else to sit, so when I stood back up, the chair corner caught my sweater and ripped out the entire back of my shirt. >__>;;
Which, now, doesn’t seem as bad as it was. o_O I guess ‘cuz I wasn’t really so embarassed as I was ‘ARRGH @__@ that was stupid’
haha these are hilarious! I’m glad you asked this one. I can’t think of anything right off the top of my head. Not off the side of it either, come to think of it.
Me telling them I had a crush on them. BEAT THAT.
That is an entire series of unfortunate events….
I was out with him shopping and a friend called to see how it was going. He was way across the store so I quickly told her nothing had happened and I hadn’t kissed him yet (which was probably a 5 or 10 second sentence to be fair) and when I turned around he was sitting on a couch, pretty much at point blank a couple feet away, smiling knowingly at me. I was mortified.
in 6th grade we had this play we were rehearsing for so we had a mini stage in the middle of our classroom. during silent reading i went to throw something away and i had to walk across the steps of the stage to get to the trashcan. while walking i fell off the stage. i looked up and realized only the ppl sitting around the stage saw. or so i thought. when i got back to my seat, my crush said “did you have a nice trip??” i was mortified hahaha.
Um, I tried to pay him a dollar to like me and he turned it down. I was in 6th grade and not so lucky with the boys then.
Realizing that I had beat up her brother unknowingly the day before.
I was hanging with a girl in a room that felt like an oven to me – didn’t seem to bother her. I was sweating so hard that I was worried that I looked as wet as I felt.
I was playing frisbee with a guy I really liked, and was running after the frisbee while turning to smile at him, and ran straight into a tree. Embarrasing? Yes. Hilarious? Yes.
boner.
probably laughing so loud i farted… then trying to cough to cover up the fart… ha
I *almost* threw up.
The worst is probably when I was secretly using the bathroom on the phone (it was an incredibly important conversation and I couldn’t take a bathroom break) and I thought “Don’t flush bc she’ll know.” and then, acting on my habit, I flushed the toilet…letting her know what I’d been doing. There was a slight silence and then an “Okay so um.”
-_-
I got a horrible, huge pimple at a music festival where I met a super cute dude. It was embarrasing.
There have also been times around a boyfriend’s family where I just didn’t know where to shut up. That can be bad.
RYC: Switchfoot is GREAT live. I’ve even been with my dad to a couple of shows (hint hint :] ).
In 8th grade I had a crush on my astronomy teacher, and one day I bent too far over the desk side of one of those writing desks and dumped the whole thing on the floor… I hit my face on the floor, and I think I blacked out for a second. The next thing I knew, I was looking up at his beautiful face asking me if I was ok!
Fast forward 10 years… a few weeks ago I slipped in some beer and fell flat on the floor while dancing with a guy I like. Come on, flip flops get really slippery!! He was super sweet about it and said it was his fault for spilling part of his drink, but I still have a bruise on my knee!
I cried infront of him… i was kinda known for being the tough girl at the time.
I accidentally punched him in the balls.
I was told to become a lesbian by everyone in the room.
Pretty embarrassing.
I had no depth perception and knocked them over with a back pack
I’m sure whatever it was my brain thankfully suppressed the memory. I can’t even remember the last time I “crushed” to the point of letting myself get embarrassed. Boys still have cooties.
My period came early in the middle of a final. He saw me when I came out after the exam. There wasn’t that much but, he noticed it. Him and his big mouth buddy told some of the other guys in the marching band. From that point on he was not my crush any more.
I fell over backwards in a chair in front of him.
Either in camp when I was all giggly sitting at the craft table with him and my brother. Or poking HIS brother for an hour strait…
I am a bartender… there was a customer that I was all about and had been checking him out pretty much constantly for several weeks.
He came up to the bar to order a beer – a Heineken – and as i turned around to get it, I somehow got my towel caught on the speed rail and tore the entire rail off the bar. Mind you… at the time I was working at the busiest bar in town and we were probably 6 people deep at the bar… I proceeded to break every single liquor bottle in front of my station in my attempt to resolve the whoops. I bent down to attempt to pick some bottles up, and somehow knocked a red wine bottle off the ledge… so within about 45 seconds I demolished about $500 in booze… needless to say, never did get a date with that one.
just basically breathing. i feel like anything i do in front of him is ridiculous.
Too embarrassing to tell it here!
It was a cloudy winter day in junior high, and my sister and I were walking out the front doors after school. Suddenly, I saw one of the teachers I had a crush on, flailed my arms wildly to point him out, and exclaimed, “Look, it’s Mr. Z!”
Immediately, I slipped on a patch of ice and fell flat on my butt. Since the teacher to whom I was pointing had never been my teacher, though, I doubt he was paying enough attention even to notice what I did.
oh! I know this! I had just started dating this guy. We were at this very ritzy jazz club with all these big overstuffed sofas everywhere- I guess so you could make out or…talk. Well, I had on this gorgeous new suede dress that was very close-fitting and when I sat down on one of the sofas….well, somehow I kind of misjudged a few things and my dress split clean up the back right along the seam. I just sat there and looked up at him and asked if I could borrow his jacket and then he took me home. Soooo glad he had a jacket.
Nothing serious, but I went on this date with a guy I liked for awhile and when we were waiting for the movie to come on I was blowing a bubble. He tried popping it and when I laughed I snorted and it went up my nose >.<
I spent about 10 minutes in the bathroom getting it out…
Spilled milk all over my lap in the college cafeteria. You’d think this crap would have stopped in high school!
One of our female co-workers walked right up to us when we were both getting some soda, and with a straight face asked him”So Xavier, when are we all having that three some?” We both spit out our drinks.
In seventh grade I had this guys name I had a crush on written on one of my textbooks (god knows why) and his girlfriend saw it and said “oh you have a crush on him to?” I almost died…
Thought I’d stop by your site since it seems that most of the people I subscribe to subscribe to you as well.
My crush is now marrried and I was working for them and his wife answered the door one morning with her hair a mess and her clothes on inside out…
i was saying something and i spit. it was REALLY gross.
and there are MILLIONS of other moments but i try to forget.
Omgx lolz i once spit out wahter in fornt of him. (Seriously.)
I fell asleep on his chest and drooled all over him. He was gracious about it so it wasn’t really embarassing but it had great potential to be so.
probably something like farting
and then try to cover it up unsuccessfully.
why is farting so awkward?
Haha these are really funny! Just what I needed today…. I’ve personally done a lot of embarrassing things, mostly tripping and knocking things over–I tend to do that at least once a week. Last week I fell out of bed (I’m in college and my bed is lofted really high)… In front of my crush? My guy is not really a crush, but he’s amazing, and I don’t think anything I could possibly do in front of him would embarrass me.
In the 9th grade, I wasn’t watching where I was running and I literally ran into a brick wall and broke my nose while staring at a football player’s butt. We ended up dating and he took me to his Senior Prom.
I think it was self-imposed junior highness. I liked this boy, and he and his friends were acting like junior high boys at a football game. I decided to be all “cool” and yelled “te toi!” at them, which was what I was taught was “shut up” in French. What a dork. Then, again, most of my life is highlighted by dork moments.
Oh, there was also the time when my boyfriend and I were visiting his grandparents. They told us to put the dog outside on it’s lead (leash on a clothesline, large dog) before we left for dinner as they were also going out. While we were gone, there was a thunderstorm. The dog panicked during the storm and strangled itself. We arrived to see his grandfather trying to perform CPR on the dead dog. It was not a nice time.
If I think too hard about this one, I will become severely depressed.
-David
same here. except it’s too late now…
Puked not once but a couple times from being ill… very embarrassing.
Amending my other comment: I was looking at him and I lost my homework. Somehow. It just dissapeared! Neadless to say he turned out to be dumb as a stump and a cheater (of work/tests) so I moved on.
I threw up in her face
not really.. lol, i dont know – giggling, falling, being dumb.. ha ha
Daniel (doubledb)
a bug flew up my nose…
I was swimming with a “crush” on a lake, and was on a floatie thing, and a bee came ’round, I got scared, panicked, flipped off the floatie thing, and my swimsuit top fell down, exposing my…mamas. I was SO embarrassed.
Steak between my two front teeth.
My friend knew before we even got there, and didn’t tell me till AFTER the event. She didn’t want to “embarrass” me…
I threw up in his trashcan with him right there. There’s more to the story though.
We were both shopping for school clothes at the same store. I was in a dressing room trying on clothes. Back then in that particular store they didn’t have seperate dressing rooms for men and women. I must have forgot to lock the door be cause the next thing I knew my crush walked in on me as I was standing in my training bra and strawberry shortcake underwear getting read to try on a dress. I was mortified. Luckily I didn’t attend the same school as my crush. Our fathers worked at the same company together. I saw him quite frequently at company functions… and around town… it seemed that his parents went grocery shopping the same day at the same store as mine did… so I always saw him there as well too. I wonder where he is now?
meow.
haha these are funny. too bad I don’t have any. :
Probably when he came over to take care of me when I was sick, then I barfed in a bowl. And he had to clean it up because I was all alone because my surrogate family was out of town. Ha ha ha. Sucker!
I was walking down off the bleachers at a wrestling match and slipped on someone’s coat, fell, and got my leg caught between two sections of bleachers. It really hurt, but not nearly as bad as my pride did when I saw him and 2 other guys on the team staring at me like I was an idiot. Luckly none of the guys laughed until after I’d limped past them on the way to the car.
I took a drink of my soda and one of my friends said something funny..I was already nervous and i started laughing so hard soda came out my nose and then i started choking from trying NOT to spit it out!
I embarrass myself on a regular basis…there are WAY too many to remember.
I asked him out and then everyone teased me about it and my ex-crush decided to become a jerk about it and it lasted for a few months…now I know not to ask guys out…
got drunk and threw up.
We were swimming in my pool and I went to dive and the bottoms to my bathing suit came off.
Okay, this happened during a field trip with my youth group when I was in 8th grade. The guy I had a crush on happened to be one of my teachers.
We went to Hershey Park in Pennsylvania for the day. One of the lines for a ride was really short, so we all just stepped over the chain barrier things. I thought I’d try to look cool and jump over the barrier. … It didn’t work. My foot got caught and I tripped, and nearly kicked my teacher in the face. >–<
shook so bad I dropped all my school books
Root Beer Float – up the nose…
And out the nose, actually.
Which then induced choking…
And his reaction was ‘um, you have root beer snot’…
Oh golly.
Running into an I-beam, splitting my head open, and passing out bleeding on the kitchen floor.
But at least he caught me so I didn’t slam my head again
In the cafeteria in high school and had to fill up my glass with a drink. For some dumb reason, the table the drink stands sat on didn’t have enough room for a tray to sit in front of them… I didn’t realize it until my tray tumbled over onto me and the floor. This guy I didn’t know at the time came up to me and offered to help clean up the mess… we dated shortly after that for a little while….
Oh and at the same school another nice guy asked me to be his girlfriend… a really innocent thing at the time… after a few days he even wrote me a note asking if we could start holding hands… unfortunately, I had to decline because I had a bad case of poison oak all over them and didn’t want to give it to him… After about a week, he told me that his parents wouldn’t allow him to date anyone because of religious reasons, so we “broke up”…
lol I just posted something about it on my blog called my stupid bet
I quacked at her. With a duck call. Through a megaphone. In a crowded cafeteria. Point blank.
It was awesome.
I got my hand stuck in her car window…
Umm, the first guy shared TMI.
Anyway, I was about 8 months pregnant and was Christmas shopping with my sisters and my daughter who was 4 at the time. We went to cross the intersection @ 71st and Memorial. Very busy intersection considering it is the corner of a Mall parking lot. Well anyway, we were crossing and I tried to get lex’s hand and she wanted to walk like a big girl and My foot hit the curb and I fell right in the middle of Saturday, Christmas, mall traffic in front of a bus on my stomach. Not to mention tons of stomach pain. But, I survived.
dan asked me to borrow my yearbook so he could show kanjo his picture… i was too excited that he was talking to me and touching something of mine to remember that beside his face i wrote… i love him!! with an arrow pointing to his face and a heart drawn around it…
never spoke to him again =/
just being there or saying stupid crap, and not thinking clearly
I’ve never been in love because I am a robot. I have no emotions, and I only do what I programmed to do… someday, perhaps I can be programmed to… love…
I told him I loved him
. He was my boss at the time, and I had a crush on him, and I was on heavy medication at the time because I had Pneumonia, but I still wanted to work. He told me to go home the rest of the day. I never mentioned it after that. He was a nice guy…but liked his drugs. It really wouldn’t have worked out if he liked me alot too. He got fired soon after that…after he had an accident as the result of his drug problem.
Ummm…. I dropped everything out of ma bag in the middle of the hallway infront of my crush and other students
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