October 31, 2007
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Sex Ban
The new Airbus 380 has taken its first flight.
The plane is so huge it even has a private room with a bed.
This has caused some to suggest that people may take the opportunity to have sex on the plane. Officials from the airlines do not want people having sex on their plane: “If couples used our double beds to engage in inappropriate activity, we would politely ask them to desist. There are things that are acceptable on an aircraft and things that aren’t, and the rules for behaviour in our double beds are the same ones that apply throughout the aircraft.”
Here is the link: Link
If you were in the private room on the plane with your husband or wife, would you challenge the “no sex” ban?
Comments (119)
hell yes
what are they going to do, pry me off him?
hell yeah i would!
If it was a private room? You betcha!
What are they going to do, put cameras in the private rooms? Hmm…
i woul d have sex ALL over that Airbus 380.
bown chicka bow wownt…
….duh.
Are they seriously thinking people won’t? Haha.
The cameras would be a kinky touch
Why would they ban sex on the A380? As for sex there, Talk about getting a new high.
Yeah… I’ve always wanted to join the mile-high club and that looks a LOT more comfortable than an airplane bathroom!
You’re a bit late in this news, Dan!
The first flight was last week.
To answer your question, I would have sex with my husband in the plane, for sure.
i wouldn’t limit my challenge to the private room.
Why not. Rules are meant to be broken.
Seriously? Put people in a bed in a private room and tell them not to have sex? Yeah, good luck with that.
And in answer to your question: Sure, as long as there’s a lock on the door.
MY question is why are your questions getting stranger and stranger..
Ha! I am sure I will.
I believe that’s half the appeal of a “private” room.
I personally don’t see why there’s even concern raised regarding this.
-David
actually, i love my virginity on an airplane. mile high club first time out, baby.
ambrose
I wouldn’t challenge it – I would just do it.
Nahhh… I wouldn’t particularly want to hear that, if I was another passenger. Besides, it wouldn’t seem like a valid mile-high club membership if it wasn’t done in 5 minutes in a tiny airplane bathroom
Not sure but likely. I mean, what the hell. It’s a bed…and join the mile high club? Why not?
apparently having sex when you’re married is considered “inappropriate” on a gigantic hotel plane
Yeah I would
This ban makes no sense!
Hell yeah I would! We try to have sex in as many daring places as possible… as long as there’s at least some chance we won’t get caught.
SEX IS BAD! WE SHOULDN’T REPRODUCE CUZ IT’S NASTY!
Yeah, that’d be fun!
no. no reason..what if you pop something…? It just might happen if the plane hits an air current. Or if the pressure is uneven…
If I PAID a lot of money for that room, hell yes. How many times can you say you’ve had sex in a plane?
YA it’s a freakin bed… they’re asking for it
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The fact that there’s a chance of getting caught makes it sexier to actually do it on the plane especially.
By challenge, do you mean say something verbally? Because I wouldn’t say anything and just have sex anyway.
Oh and I like how you said “with your husband or wife” I’d do it with my girlfriend even if we weren’t married
ooooo i want one of those. they should forget about the “no sex” ban bc people are bound to try out the mile high club. w0000t lol now it’s not just in a confined space.. ORR people will be like whatever due to the fact that it`s not that adventurist as the laboratory. puahaha idk
No, I would not. But then again I would probably be doing what I do every time I fly, looking out the windows while trying to find an audio channel allows for me to listen in on the ATC communications. Actually I might not be looking out the window I might be trying to memorize the safety bulletin the back of the seat in front of me as a way of trying to learn more about the aircraft.
Yes, I am a little obsessed with aviation but I don’t care damnit.
I would most definitely have sex on the plane.
who would know ?
In addition, I am much too cheap to spend extra money for a bed on an aircraft, I wouldn’t even consider paying for first class seats. I can take a lot of discomfort and cramping to save some money.
You betcha!
I have no desire to have sex on a plane, so I would’nt even attempt to challenge the ban in the first place.
Yep, some rules are silly I guess.
I would do it…but be as discreet as possible.
How could they not foresee people doing this? People have sex on planes as it is anyway.
yep.
mile high club? yes
probably not. there’s way too much of a chance that someone could walk in on you.
ryc: yes, it is. the new floors are really lovely. :]
That’s Singapore for ya. They’ll beat ya with a stick for lesser offenses. I hate to think what they’d do if they caught you using the bed for inappropriate activity. Still, what else is a bed in a private room for? Sleeping?
if I’m paying for a private room & bed, its basically like paying for a hotel room. HELL YES I would have sex wiht my husband in there….they could make a whole new honeymoon idea off this
They should invest in a washer and dryer [drier?]. ;]
It’s a private room…um, I honestly don’t see why ban sex?
seriously, no steward or stewardess is going to want to be the one having to deal with the angry couple that they walk in on…and you know these people are going to be probably pretty wealthy, and airlines don’t really like to make the wealthy angry, so nobody is going to be bothering them.
…so, of course i’d challenge it.
Depending on the privacy afforded, who would know? And why is anyone so worried about this?
How are they going to enforce this rule?
Yes. (Now let’s see what my wife says about my response).
Ban Sex?
Is it not a sound proof room, are they afraid of getting a screamer or something… 
Yeah, I’d have to tempt the fates!
I would. The ban makes it more tempting.
ryc: did you change fields entirely after?
I’m not one to break rules but I do question the chances of a person not breaking the rule? unlikely? As most people seem to agree, I would find it hard to justify NOT having sex with my husband in a private room (agreed that seems to be the appeal of a private room… besides, how would i keep my hubby off me? lol).
LOL to youroutercritic’s comment:
That’s Singapore for ya. They’ll beat ya with a stick for lesser offenses. I hate to think what they’d do if they caught you using the bed for inappropriate activity. Still, what else is a bed in a private room for? Sleeping?
you betcha.
No, but I wouldn’t like the idea. I don’t see why they ban it.
May as well put a fish in the water and expect him not to swim!
Maybe they were concerned about having to change sheets with big wets in them. A new frontier for stewards and stewardesses jobs…
Wet SPOTS.
God I get ahead of myself sometimes…
Most likely!
I would so be a member of the “Mile High” club, and not because I layed over in Denver
Instantly.
definitely!
Why have a bed, you know someone is going to break that ruule. Dumb idea. Yes I sure would.
duh. they’re asking for it…
Even if I could afford the room I’m much too inhibited to risk having 5,000 people on the other side of a thin door hear me. But that’s just me – I agree with all the others who question why it’s an issue and why they installed double beds in the first place.
absolutely.
I would totally do it.
Discretion is the best part of valor…and self respect. No, I don’t think I would engage in sex on the plane, especially when the airline has forewarned or advised that it would not be permissible. It’s called…obeying the rules!! Too many people think “rules” apply to everyone else…except them…from God right on down to parents..and everyone in between.
Join the mile high club on the biggest commercial airplane? why not?!
Um, definitely!
Happy Halloween, Dan!
Not with the lady in the picture.
Heck yeah!
Well- OF COURSE.
um duh.
if you’re quiet, no one knows. And damn, it’d be easier to join the mile high club!
…what happens when you land and you’re sleeping?
The “Mile High Club” isn’t there for nothing! Good grief! Does anyone honestly believe that people don’t have some type of sex from the cockpit to the tail of the plane?! A little reality check would be appropriate.
Of course! Becoming a member of the Mile High Club….priceless!!
On a long flight with my wife when there’s a bed available…for sure!
Yes. What a stupid rule. Don’t put beds in your plane if you don’t want people having sex in them.
for the price of those tickets, i would fill the room with thai hookers and have a gangbang.
Me? Yes. I’m a nympho. Zing.
Oh Puuuleeeeze!
If Carrots and I get on a plane with a bedroom…….there’s gonna be Ahumm…..you know. There’s no way I’m passing that up.
If it was private, yes, of course! I’d be considerate to the other guests and keep it quiet, but I don’t see what the big deal is. The sheets would have to be changed anyway because people sweat on them and drool on the pillowcases when they’re asleep.
The private room, the bathroom, it’s all the same.
i think every abled bodied american would.
teehee! prolly:)
That’s really rediculous. You paid for the private room, with a bed. Do they really think people aren’t going to get it on? Or do they think they need to play ignorant, even though they know it’s going to happen?
hell yeah!
uh, people will do what they will.. does that mean they will have cameras surveillance to ensure the non-coital use of beds???
it’s a private room!!! why WOULDN’T they allow sex? that’s rediculous.
hell yeah, what a perfect opportunity to join the mile high club.
what is the point of a private room if you can’t do as you please????
Hell yeah! they’re going to change to sheets after we get off anyway, so what the hell?
Hmmmm, this takes the Mile High Club to a whole different level.
Lets see: a private room, a bed, my spouse. Hmmm seems that it would be a little odd that they would think they could enforce a no sex rule. Get real!
yes.
why have a private room if they don’t want people to knock boots? take away the temptation and they won’t have a problem. sheesh.
what’s the point of having a DOUBLE bed if u don’t let people have sex?! this is ridiculous. they should have bunk beds instead if they want to ban sex on the plane.
hell yes.
Um…it’s a private room. So yes. We’d take care to be quiet so as not to disturb other passengers, but if it’s a private room, I’d say we have every right to…
Does this room have real walls, or just thin retractable partitions or something? That is a determining factor…
Yeah, I’d challenge it. You put a bed in for couples, and you say no sex? It’s like putting a glass of water in the desert to a thirsty man and saying ‘you can’t drink this’. People will do it anyway.
The company may have the guideline, but stewardess are smart enough to know how to ignore it.
’nuff said…
yeah its not the mile-high club unless it’s in a bathroom, so it’s not badass. it’s just rude to the other passengers. i wouldn’t want to hear it. especially if it were the people in the photo.
Duh, absolutely!!!
“Hell yeah! they’re going to change to sheets after we get off anyway, so what the hell?”
double entendres are fun
Why yes.
I would explain the rules to my wife, but she’d talk me into it anyway. She always does. Besides, that’s a dumb rule.
My boyfriend wants to have sex in space. haha.
I’m pretty sure the ban is just going to make people want to do it more.
Yes of course. How could they actually think no sex would happen in a bed in a private room?
hell YES
altho on the train the beds are not big enough lol
but not from lack of trying… ( we got a small cabin btw)
Absolutely
…WHY would they put private beds on the plane and then say you can’t do anything in them?
Psh, you bet I would.
helll yeah are you kidding??!! on a plane, im all about location location location <33 the hubby and i would have an awesome time
How, now, would they know if anything was going on if it was a private room? I don’t comprende`that at all…. Sounds like a lawsuit in the making, on the part of the airlines…. It will be interesting to watch how this pans out, stay tuned…..
Peace
If my husband to me had wanted me to have sex with him in that bed, and he was being seriously kinky about it, then yeah, hell, sure I would!
And, also…as for how many hours a day, I now spend using the internet…well…lets just say that, I’d used it alot when hubby to be was still home with me, but…now that he’s working up away for now…well…I now tend to use it alot more! LOL.
No, if I still wanna live longer and don’t wanna have any trouble with the officials.
Yes, if I dislike the airplane crew and the way they serve and I’m bored being alive then I’ll challenge the SEX BAN and have barbarian sex until the plane loses its balance and crashes.
Haha. How are they going to know we were having sex?