November 26, 2007
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Appearance
I turned 36 today. That is 18/25 of the way toward 50.
If you could magically change one thing about your appearance, what would you change?
I turned 36 today. That is 18/25 of the way toward 50.
If you could magically change one thing about your appearance, what would you change?
Comments (116)
not sure
They say your nose and ears never stop growing. That could be a problem for this borderline large nose of mine…especially if my father’s is any indication. That honker on my face….I’m thinking NO!!!!!!!!!
A to a B!!
Chainsaw for a hand.
I’m in my late teens and all of a sudden I have acne. What the heck.
I would definitely change my skin!
Oh, and you’re so good at fractions, Dan
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i would want to be taller
I’m going to have to go with flawless skin. Ever since moving to a new town where the air is significantly more disgusting than that of where I grew up I look like I was malled in the face be a very tiny bear. Not sexy. I feel like some punk high schooler.
I would say be thinner, but that’s just far too cliche.
id make myself weigh 108 pounds
forever
no matter what
and yea i’ve noticed as well that you’re very good at fractions dan lol
I’m forty and have gotten used to the body in which I live…. so, I guess nothing….no wait…. scratch that….nope, never mind…. I’d leave it all as is….
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ummm. id give myself perfect skin (no acne at all). and a smaller nose.
uhh…less fat, more muscle? common sense…
quite honestly? nothing. but then, can you blame me? ha.
I’d rock it with a tail. But maybe truthfully, I’d make myself taller. 5’4 chicks have a different view of the world. Nothing amazonian, just like, 5’7. Maybe.
My wonky eyes.
definitely better skin
happy birthday again!
i’d change my weight.
Hmm.. I’d probably make my genetically shiny face glow instead of reflect.
Other than that, I’m fine with my weight and everything. Even my psycho hair.
weight
Last year I would have given you a list. Now I would say nothing at all
My nose or my stomach – depends on which one is bothering me the most at the time. Today, it is my stomach.
Dan, your birthday lasts a really long time. Has it been 24 hours yet? Have you celebrated yet? Are you going to celebrate?
Uhhh perfect hair I guess
Happy Birthday!
What would I change about my looks? That’s easy, green eyebrows.
happy birthday!!
Smaller cock.
Nothing. I’m sexy just the way I am.
TheNegativeScapeGoat, silly thing! You need to HAVE a cock in the first place, y’know
how squinty my eyes get when i grin. i grin a lot.
happy birthday! did you like the graffitti i drew on your facebook? (it was the one the giant coffee cup) i am artistically proud of it because well, i’m not all that artistic. haha
Skinny!!!
flat perfect stomach
I mean britney spears pre-K-Fed/babies type skinny
That’s an easy one for me..one snap of my fingers and instantly 50 pounds would be gone…lol!!
I would kind of like … hmm. I kinda like me the way I am!
how ’bout that?
Honestly? Nothing.
I love myself for who I am, though I am nowhere near perfect.
My stomach for sure!!
My teeth.. and my weight.
Happy Birthday, Dan! I almost bought you a minithingee. But I’m short a few credits. I’ll give it to you later.
I know if I could, I’d change my overweightness. I could if I worked at it, but I lack the will power. Meh. :]
Happy Birthday, Dan!!!!
I think I’d like to be a little shorter….like, 5’2′…
I’d drop a few pounds for sure.
And happy birthday!
i’d get rid of the wrinkle on my forehead between my eyes. unfortunately, it isn’t an age wrinkle.
Lose the freshman fifteen.
Happy birthday boy-o. How old are you again? haha
My height. Being five foot is teh suck.
Flat stomach! Huge hips/butt! longer legs! Larger hands! Green eyes! Red hair! Paler skin! feet that could FIT into shoes! thinner arms! F -> H!
Ugh! Dan are you woried about your hair line again?! It looks good… you look good! Just the way you are.
Hmmm if I could change something about my appearance… well… I just got my beard and mustache to the perfection stage… so I would go with neck… I have a think neck… I just don’t like it much… But ya know what it’s ok… nothing I can’t live with.
Happy Birthday! I am still laughing about the tail comment.
I think I would get rid of my neurofibromatosis. I hate my birthmarks and meurofibromas more than any “fake fat” that I may have.
I would change something…I don’t know yet. Happy Birthday. Even though you never respond, best wishes on your early mid life!
I’d like to lose forty pounds just to see what it’s like to be emaciated.
my face shape.. my face is small but my eyes/nose & eyes are big!
happy birthday already, damnit!!
um i would make myself 110 pounds for eternity! im already pretty and growing old gracefully, please God dont ever let me get fat!


My boobs need a better shape. They’re a nice size, but a strange shape.
im 5’7″ so 110 is perfect for me.
right now i’d say bigger boobs.
this is coming from a flat chested girl who is not a stick insect.
dang. you’re younger than i am?
happy birthday!
Stop being morbid!
My hair. I’ve never thought of myself as a blonde.
Oh, and I did that death clock thing–there is no way I’m dying at age 62 unless I have a horrible accident.
Oceanic blue eyes
Oooh, so many things! Both my eyes the same shape and angle? My nose which looks like the rear end of a plucked chicken? My “I’ve had five children” stomach? The fact that my waist is under my armpits? The saggy appearance of my 38 year old skin?
Ah, but then I wouldn’t be me, would I?
Dan, get some new ideas in…
Happy Birthday, Dan.
I’d like to think I wouldn’t change a thing, simply because I am who I am partially because of how I look, and my own insecurities about them.
However, at this point in time, there are plenty things I’d like to change and deal with the consequences. =)
I would be taller. Â I would want to be about 3 in. taller. Â I would get more respect then.
Happy birthday, Dan. If it helps, my dad’s 51.
and I guess I’d give myself better hair? make it less thick, you know.
I would change the way i gained the weight over the years.
Happy birthday Dan!
the dark circles under my eyes, they are the worst!! If I don’t wear any cover-up people ask me what happened, or whats wrong, or if I got into a fight. If I do wear it, people just say I look
really
tired
I’d rather like to have my teeth fixed. They’re strange…
I think I’d trim off those last few pounds and get healthier skin.
My teeth. I have a gap. I don’t like it anymore.
Heh. I’d either get better skin or make my eyes a deep blue.
Hey, happy birthday and welcome to 36. I think I would change the size of my stomach. That is of course completley up to me
I think I’m pretty much fine with myself. I can change the things I want, like my hair, or get piercings, or something. And change my makeup up if I decide to wear any. But as far as weight, height, body shape and all that – I’m very much okay with how I look.
I like the color of my eyes, I like my skin, I like how tiny I am because I’ll forever look younger than I actually am. I actually have hips and a chest despite being young in every other way. I like that my hair grows fast so I can have more opportunities to try new stuff with it.
I don’t know, I wouldn’t change anything. :]
I just got in from making wreaths and saw that it is your birthday!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
Happy birthday Dan! I hope you had a good holiday this past weekend and the coming ones. Well appearance magically changes as you grow older, and hopefully your 36th birthday opened your eyes to things you haven’t noticed about your physical self
Darn… I need 1 more credit to give you the 50 credit birthday mini!
Okay here you go.
I’d like to volunteer to donate my lack of height to aj_mudd.
Altruistic, I know…
wrinkles
Ok Dan, step away from the juice. You’ve had WAY too much.
Happy Birthday old man
Pssssh either my dog face of my flubber.
happy birthday.
I fail to see the connection between your birthday and the desire to change a part of one’s body. Are you thinking of having something tucked, lifted, or removed?
Shnoze!
I would be thin. Hands down.
happy birthday! ^^ *hug*
just one inch taller (I’m only 5’1″)
Hmmm…. Flawless skin. In every single way. Modelesque, even.
I would have said weight, but that’s something you CAN change ;]
Only one thing? Longer legs.
happy birthday.
& i woud magically* change my bust size. harhar
I would love to have a smaller waist. I’ve got curves, but I want to be like Anita Ekberg.
appearance-wise… i could use some breasts.
otherwise… i could use a higher concentration of muscle.
If i could change one thing it would prolly be the fact that i grow facial hair. I don’t like shaving, it’s a bother but i have to do it for work.
My nose. ):
My face.
You know, it’s funny- I was just reading this article:
http://www.thatsfit.com/2007/11/16/do-men-prefer-thin-women/#comments
about whether or not being thin makes a difference in how you’re perceived. I think the answer is a pretty obvious yes… but what had a greater impact on me was how judgmental people were. Some of the comments made me really mad; and I’m inspired to say that I wouldn’t want to change anything about my appearance. The truth is, of course, that I have days where I don’t even want to look in the mirror, and most other people probably do too. I always wanted to be one of those women who loved herself exactly the way she was. I’m working on that; and a lot of days, I’m almost that woman. To answer the question, on the days I’m not there, I’d like a shaplier stomach. But that’s something that, if I worked a little harder at being healthy, I could probably change. And if I was healthier and that didn’t change, well, I’d be healthy! And that would make me happier than a flat stomach. (I’d also like to be maybe a little bit taller- I’m an even 5 foot- but that’s not exactly something that will change, so I find good things about it.) I feel so utterly corny right now… but it’s so true that confidence is what really makes people attractive. Okay, I’m finished now *steps off of soapbox*
Nose, definately. I’ve grown into it a bit but the teasing in middle school has already mentally planted the damage.
Skin! I wish I listened to my mother… but don’t tell her that!
prolly my weight, but i’d rather work for it. i’m not even overweight, just more toned i guess.
I’d wish for a great set of teeth, one of those perfect smiles.
I would like to appear somewhere else. It’s getting cold here.
I would look 20.
Happy Birthday Dan!
“Chainsaw for a hand.”
Brilliant.
It would be my nose. I’ve been shopping around, and I’ve found some good candidates.
My nose, my legs, my arms, my stomach… I sorta just hate myself. :]
I would like to have beautiful teeth.
Happy Birthday!
I’d like for my cha-chas to be as large as this bra makes them look.. haha.
Get rid of my unwanted hair….or the tattoos.
Not a thing! But it would be nice if I could wake up and my hair would always look perfect. Do you know how much time that would save in the morining!!!?!?
My ability to perform magic.
I would be more muscular, but I’m working on that.
I’d make my nose smaller.
Happy birthday again! I’m almost to 50, it’s not so bad. Mid 40′s.
one word APPEARANCE. lol.
I’d like to have the skin I had in my mid-20s!
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I would magically give myself perfect skin, like many other commenters…
Not thinner, but fitter. Or make my hair less oily. Yuck.
different eye color
or
smaller thighsmaybe take the bump out of my nose.
I would probably pick on clearing my face and that includes acne and wrinkles. lol. Yes, guys can be conscious of those things, too.
Perfect skin. It is, after all, the largest organ.
Im pretty happy but loose 50 and be a little taller,belonging to a skinny, tall family i always felt i got the short and fat end of the stick
I hate my shape