That message came from a hacked myspace, it happens all the time over there. Hint if you have a myspace and want some new cool layout or some other gizmo. Never ever give your sites password.
It’s not that it doesn’t matter entirely, there are just things a lot more important.
Oh yeah.
I dont suppose I care really… I have perfection… what more do I need.
So… How much is BOKIG paying you for this post? ;-D
Use Miracle Grow….it’s much cheaper!
It matters. But it’s not the focus of a relationship, well unless it’s a fling
Anyway, that’s totally spam.
That’s quite a shameless ad right there. Besides if I took those pills I’d be a freak of nature with my behemoth. Oh yeah, girls are lying.
/smack @ st catherine
last mofo asked me that, i said….
nope, short-stack.
I think what most are trying to say is.. “Yes dear your penis is too small for me however, sex is not the most important thing in a relationship. You have far too many other great things going on for you to worry about the size of your penis.” However, because of the delicate male ego, no woman wants to say this for it will most assuredly shatter that male ego. So, depending on the guy and if they really do have other great things going on with them or not and depending on the woman how superficial she is… the relationship may or may not last. Personally, sex is really important to me. However, it’s not so imporant that I’d break up with him over the size of his penis. But yes, penis size does matter… too small and it’s not going to do the job… too big and it’s going to feel like we are having a baby and stuffing the baby back in over and over again… NOT pleasurable.
Well, it matters to a certain extent. A guy has to be the minimum. But seriously, do there exist penises that are under 6 inches?
only if it actually does
why do you post these obscure questions? how does it productively give you insight?
would you really care for people’s opinions whence it will be known to be repetitve?
Its always the people; but darlin, this is alot of people who will come and rush forth with their opinions ready n’ rare.
nope… the smallest dick in the world is a powerful weapon on the crotch of a skilled lover… and the largest is useless if it’s owner has no idea what to do with it…
size does matter to an extent, but skill outweighs size any day…
Absolutely.
Word on the street is, is if you have a small one, learn to do become a master of oral sex and then your size doesn’t matter. Since I’m not a female I cannot otherwise comment. -David
It matters to me. If they want bigger boobs and a smaller waist, then I am certainly inclined to wanting a bigger penis. At least my want is useful!
I suppose nothing is inappropriate these days.
maybe its not so obscure; but unfamilar for me to have a person so blunt in their attitude and questions.
you could be socrates in disguise. you’re more of a socrates.
theologians surmount theories and such.
that`s not going to help.. that`s for sure & it depends if SIZE MATTERS for different ppl.. everyone`s diff.
ryc: aw, john knows i’m messin’ about. he knows i him! @ cute li’l koko pufferly-person : yesh they DO exist in all types of sizes… even under 6″
a THOUSAND e-props?! cripe-ola!
as days progress your posts become more like articles in cosmo. the name is misleading to the site.
your posts are ridiculous what happened to the old theologian?
yeah they each like there own preffered size…some like big, some like small, some like think and such,
like guys and boobs, only without the drooling
id have a problem with a micropenis, if thats what youre sayin
umm… maybe. Too much can be just as bad as too little, however.
Skills make up for a LOT.
i don’t really care, but that message is such a blatant fake. obviously a planted advertisement.
Probably.
I really don’t like the ads on here. Sellout.
That stuff makes you suffer later. I don’t care what size it is…just that it works fine. I don’t care if the girls are picky.
I am inclined to agree with saint catherine.
If the girl tells you it doesn’t matter and sleeps with you again… she wasn’t lying.
If the girl tells you it doesn’t matter and you: 1) never see her again, 2) her phone number has suddenly been disconnected, 3) you’ve been blocked from her Xanga/MySpace/etc, and 4) your emails go unanswered… then yes, she was lying.
I have a feeling that this place is going down hill….weird posts and ads all over the site nowadays. We want the old Theo back.
That’s an ad!
Sure. Depends on the woman though.
i am really surprized that you would post this. there is so much spam re: penis enlargement it is just a huge pain in the ass. maybe that’s a bad play on words, butt i wouldn’t log on to that site, and i would advise everyone else to stay off .
No, and the second to last paragraph makes it sound like that entire thing is written by a gay man
and by the way, why are there advertisments on your site all of a sudden ?
Well, I shouldn’t say no. I guess some are. But others are honest. Just like with all things, I think.
LadyVal said it best.
I normally love your site, but this question feels like an advertisement in disguise.
i dont plan on any of that until i am married and i wouldnt know waht is large or small but if i thought my husbands was small
hes my husband i dont care
I think this is inappropriate. Post some philosophical questions. I think you’re getting worldly.
i don’t know, and it’s sad that i say this, but i think i’d laugh if it was real small.
not a demeaning laugh, but more of a giggle
No, they’re not lying. That ad is funny, though.
Your losing you little focus group by being to blatant Dan.
I don’t care. I’ve not had sex and am not planning to until I’m married so whatever… but I suppose then just someone normal is great. I don’t care, like I said.
No as long as it does the job. Haha. And on myspace if you see those watch your account…phishers might be after you.
wow, wow. wow.
hahaha u know whats funny? when i was on MTV LIVE this past monday…they were talkin about the exact same thing! hahaha some said yes, others said no, lol
Do you have stock in Bokig?
odd question coming from you i’ll say but i can see where it can make a good point
it does matter, girls are lying so they don’t hurt the guy’s feelings, it does matter because a small penis in a girl who’s been around the block won’t do her any good and sex DOES play a role in relationships. but going for the biggest penis is rediculous. there’s too much pressure on guys to have a certain size when really a comparatively small penis might be the perfect size for his girlfirend. i think if you want a change, go for what’s best for your girl. my boyfriend is always so self-conscious about his size but if i do say so myself, he makes me happy so i wish he’s shut up every now and then
I actually have no idea if size matters… haha. You’d probably be better off asking prostitutes, though, Dan, they’ll give you a straight answer.
RYC: I actually don’t know, I’ve heard that you can’t die in your sleep, like, in your dreams, “because that means you really are dead.” So… maybe it was an out of body experience? And I thought I’d died, because I’ve never had one, and ghosts are supposedly peoples’ souls… and maybe if I was floating around, out of my body, I figured ghost, and ghost = dead.
Either way, that was probably the weirdest dream of my life.
the test i’ve found that works on about 85% of the women i’ve known(giving them the benefit of the doubt) is if their lips are moving and sound is coming out, they are lying, regardless of the topic.
I feel that Theologians is now using his power to create propaganda and sell more things. If you actually believe that the myspace thing is not an ad, then you are more naive than I thought. Please remove those annoying ads that are videos and etc. I believe that many people around would agree that we don’t want to know about free cellular service ad videos and you are smarter than to believe that the myspace scam is actually a valid source to make a post out of. The penis thing should be left in myspace along with its other bad influences. That is the reason why I stayed on xanga! We want the old Theologians back!Who agrees with me?
eh i hate those spams! but as for the question size and skill are two very different things. and really skill is what matters no matter what size.
“Well, it matters to a certain extent. A guy has to be the minimum. But seriously, do there exist penises that are under 6 inches?”
Um, yeah. We’re talking micropenis. I didn’t believe such a thing existed until I, um, noticed it the first time. It does make a difference whether you can feel it or not. “It’s not the baton, it’s the conductor.” Well, there needs to BE a baton worth speaking of. Sad, but true.
Dan…who cares! You are a married man and talking like this.
I think if you really love eachother than thats all that should matter. But i am sure some/most girls might like a bigger male parts, just like some/most guys like some female parts bigger as well. But to judge only on those aspects creates a purely physical and superficial/shallow relationship not based on love and commitment.
Daniel (doubledb)
I think Dan is running out of interesting topics.
I’d say the real question behind this could be, “Is sex or love more important in your relationship?”
We do want the old Theologians back!
Where is the “Google-Plex E-Props” mini?
The objectivity on this subject is clouded in doubt by the fact that the significance of phallus proportions are a universal paradox, a materialized contradiction of what we understand to be true and what appears to be philosophically impossible, not unlike Zeno’s Paradox.
I’d wager a bet and say that women think size is important, but not necessarily in the sense that big = good. Sometimes it’s possible to be too big…
And I’d argue skills over size ANY day.
I’d say as long as it’s average. Big penises to me sound a little painful. I won’t know until my wedding night though.
size doesn’t matter, but confidence definitely does. I would imagine that taking these pills would make this dude feel more confident, therefore getting him more women.
ah yes, the infamous myspace spam message, you’re lucky you only got it once!
I hope all those girls who believe that size does matter and that bigger is better get the baseball bat sized penis they deserve…
*Ouch*
INAPPROPRIATE! Are you reflecting the general lack of a sense of propriety in our society, Dan? I think so.
Blyk makes me want to dance.
Now onto your question.
Yes, but actually penis size DOESN’T MATTER.
By the time it gets down to a girl seeing your penis, chances are she has already decided to have sex with you.
The size of your penis won’t get you laid nor keep you from getting laid.
Just maybe second time around.
Size matters to some extent– obviously if a guy is at either end of the size spectrum it will cause problems.
However it matters much less than knowing how to use your size to your advantage, and how to read your partner to know what works for him/her and what doesn’t. In the end a penis is just a penis, and it alone does not a great lover make.
to some extent but, i definitely didn’t marry my husband for his penis. i’d love him even if he had NO penis.
I can’t help but wonder how many men are leaving your site to go search for enlargement pills-lol. Incidently, they do NOT work and are potentially dangerous.
Now that I have that off my chest, I’m certain a few women have strong preferences about size, but most are more concerned with skill.
Some of them are, I’m sure…Its dependent on their priorities… But shiningvibrantlygreen knows the real story…
Whether they realize it or not, the answer, for 85% of women, is that it doesn’t really matter as long as there is something decent down there. Give those women a micropenis (or something too big) and you’ll find some unhappy women. That’s not to say they can’t be made happy (i.e. love their man!) by other means.
For the other 15%, either they’re into monstrosities or they aren’t so into sex (of that kind.)
What I find interesting is how so many people aren’t able to discuss a legitimate (albeit grown up) topic or assume that Dan is some sort of idiot when it comes to the Internet.
lol @ spam mail. fun stuff….
I really wish people would stop lying about tis subject: YES size matters, dammit! And damn all that shit about his “other good qualities”. I’m telling you now, he could be damn near perfect but if he had one of those micropenises, it aint gonna work out. Why? Because we’re sexual creatures. As much as we like to lie to ourselves and say otherwise, we ARE sexual creatures. And getting our rocks off is important to us. Otherwise we turn into some bitter little hags (males AND females), and then that in turn just ruins the relationship. So yeah, it DOES matter. And it also matters that a woman keep herself attractive for mer man. She cant slip either. IT IS IMPORTANT in a relationship. Maybe not the absolute most important part of one, but please lets not underestimate the power of sex here.
In case you didn’t realize, that’s one of those stupid advertisements that people send out in spam to try to sell their product that in all actuality doesn’t work. (Like those herbal pills meant to make your boobs bigger…but don’t because that’s really silly. Unless they make you start lactating.) So anyway.
For most girls I think sex is more of an emotional thing, and the actual sex part is not the most important part, it’s all the time surrounding the act…what happens during the day, how she is treated and how loved she feels, etc. When all these things are good, then sex becomes something that brings you closer to your spouse emotionally and spiritually, not just physically. Sex is so much more than just a physical act, and when you really love someone (and aren’t using them for your own personal gain), size does NOT matter. You will enjoy sex no matter what, and probably more than most people.
Normally, only sluts say that size matters. (I’m sorry, but it’s true.) It just shows their complete disregard for the other person, and their lack of a healthy relationship with that person (due to having multiple partners). I’ve only been with one person my whole life and I don’t care to know the difference.
oh it matters, but only if your shit is like REALLY tiny; likewise if it’s uncomfortably big. but all the in-between sizes are pretty much the same. 95% of guys are pretty much the same, when it comes to penises.
To me, actually, size is less important than aesthetic quality. I’ve seen some huge ol’ dicks that were like really ugly, and i’ve seen some really nice looking relatively small ones. the trick is just to find what works for you, what you like, and then try and HOLD ONTO IT!
i really hate spam
It’s true. Your site has jumped the shark.
So is “Pete” just flashing his penis out to get dates??? I realized that size does play a part but it’s not entirely important. It is how you use it.
also, while I don’t like the ads at least I can get over myself enough to know that there is a reason. There is a method to your madness. you are smarter than a lot are giving you credit for. you just like to have fun. and half the time you’re joking.
thanks for always reading the answers
size DOES matter, at least it does to me, but probably not in the way you’d think. a penis that is too large causes me incredible pain, so i always prefer small penises.
That “quality” in a man is low on the list. There are so many other, more important things about a guy than his size. If a guy adores me, is fun to be with, and has an awesome personality, then I could really care less about his size.
GodzLuvNaGurl – very well put!
Dan, maybe you should start ignoring all those MySpace ads and “friend” requests from sluts!
No. It really doesn’t matter. As we say in the Craft, it ain’t the size of the wand but the magic contained within. As long as the man in question can wield that wand with the power he possesses, I’ll be laying on that bed in a puddle.
this post is crap Dan.
I don’t understand the appeal of an overly large penis. Clitoral stimulation is where it’s all at, and you can get that done without a penis at all.
skills matter more than size any day. If he can’t use what he’s got, then it doesn’t matter if he’s 2 inches or 2 ft.
I would think the gentleman (?) in question would make better use of his time learning what to do with it than how big it is. Quality, not quantity you know.
yes.
It’s not an inappropriate question. *eyeroll* Size most definitely does matter. Either you feel it, or you don’t. To enjoy each other, you have to feel it. It’s just how it is. Sorry to the guys without a big penis, but we kind of need something better than a four-inch.
there are other factors more important than what’s in the pants. so does boob size matters?
There’s a heck of a lot more to a satisfying experience than the size of the penis.
To an extent, it matters, in that the sensations are clearly going to be different with a different size – length or width. I think I’m with most women when I say that width is more important than length.
However, within 1.5-2 standard deviations of the mean (this covers something like 98 percent of the population), I’m sure most women would be satisfied. There are also different sex positions which can exploit the size of the penis (and vagina! those differ, too!)
Yes. It matters, but it isn’t everything. If the only lovemaking skill a man has is the size of his penis, he is a pretty bad lover.
To those of you who say something that you attempt to apply to everyone (e.g., Godluvznagirl’s “only sluts say that size matters”, or mickie_knows_best’s “I really wish people would stop lying about tis subject: YES size matters, dammit!”)… you’re wrong. Different women have different preferences. Just because you have (or don’t have) these preferences doesn’t mean that every other woman feels the same way.
Oh, and queerflux- some women can orgasm from vaginal stimulation alone; some women require both vaginal and clitoral stimulation; most women don’t require vaginal stimulation, but have a much higher level of pleasure if they have it. Just because it may not be important to YOU doesn’t mean it doesn’t matter at all.
haha i say knuckles theo, haha.
cock size? i say its more about braging rights around fellas then getting a girl… nothing gets a girl better then a good personalitly, that being said, i would feel bad for the babe that got scored by caption lil wang.
lies
I’m not a woman, but here’s my insight on the whole debate. Penis size does matter to some extent. Women prefer a certain size penis just like men prefer a certain size breast. Now through my research in the matter (which was me going around and blatantly asking female friends), most women don’t orgasim through vaginal intercorse. Most women orgasim through oral sex. It was the small number of multi-orgasmic women who orgasimed through vaginal intercorse.
So remember guys, it’s not about the visuals in your presentation. You’re mainly being graded on your oral.
I think it does matter. Certain things feel better with a larger penis. Some men with smaller penises just can’t reach the G-spot. Gotta disagree with Lithium98 up there too. More women can have vaginal orgasms then they think, they just don’t know HOW to get it. Once they find out…OH HELL YEAH baby. XD and once you have one of those, the clitoral stimulation orgasms are nice, but not the same.
You only got that ONCE? Anytime I log into my myspace account I have 8-10 of those within a half hour. Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam…
“nope… the smallest dick in the world is a powerful weapon on the crotch of a skilled lover… and the largest is useless if it’s owner has no idea what to do with it… size does matter to an extent, but skill outweighs size any day…” shiningvibrantlygreen
If a man is big enough, but not too big, but doesn’t know how to work it, then all he has to do is lay there and I’ll work it for him.
it matters but not as much as guys think it does.
personality plays a much much bigger role.
Spam would like us to think that.
it depends on the lady, and the gentleman.
some girls are absolutely lying when they say it doesn’t matter, others are telling the truth. It’s just like anything else. And size can be a lot less important with a guy that’s still irresistibly attractive, for example.
fat crude bald mouthbreathing men with armpit hair crawling out from under their t-shirt sleeves and perpetually moist faces can have gigantic dicks and still not get laid.
I think it’d really matter if it was too big.
I’ve read stuff about really big guys bitching about their penis size because girls are like:
“OH NO!” and they can’t really put it in deep or get deep throated really.
Plus, you’d think that it would like get all bruised banging against their leg walking. Idk how guys put up with those.
+ you should never tell a guy that his penis is too small, because what if your vagina is too big?
Size does matter, but technique is important too.
Hmm. I’ll be honest with you.
I had an asian boyfriend.
And it didn’t matter. ^_-
I personally love the questions you ask. They are generally questions nobody else would ask because they would be afraid to offend someone or look stupid.
I have only been with my husband and I do not know anythign to compare his size to….it works great for me, but I do not know if bigger or smaller would work better/worse. Sorry I am no help.
It’s how you use it that matters.
I think the best part about this entry, are the comments that people leave you.
Dan, you’re clearly going straight to hell over asking this one! ^_~
And to answer the question, it depends on the girl. It’s not in the size, it’s how you handle it that matters.
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I’d rather have someone that knows how to use it. A ferari and a vokeswagon are the same in the hands of experienced drivers. You might initially have more fun with the ferari, but you can get tired of it quickly, if the driver doesn’t know how to get you where you are going.
I agree with la_faerie_joyeuse. Different woman have different preferences. Some woman think it matters, some don’t
girls say that??
I’ve never said that…
I haven’t slept with enough men to know the difference,and neither do I intend to.
size definately matters,
i lost it to someone who was maybe 7 or 8 inches
and my first love was like 5,
i loved him
but the actual act of intercourse wasnt good at all
Wow, when someone sees “Theologians Cafe”, they don’t expect this question!
saint catherine has a penis
I think it depends on the relationship
not the size of the wand…but the magic of the magician..
You are evil.
If you didn’t know that’s a spam question..like that macy’s card comment..
Lordy damn, some people need to find some humor.
and, for the most part, Yes, they are. I would know, I have a few female friends who are VERY open about their sexual life.
If you don’t love him, it is a problem.
clever ad format
Size does matter, but not in the way most men think. Not every woman wants a huge penis. I personally do not want a man with extremely some enormous penis. I also do not want a man the size of my index finger. However, the size is just a small part of it because if you do not know how to use it in order to please me then it doesn’t matter how big or small your penis is.
Size deos matter. It can make a person attracted to a man enough to spend time to get to know and like the person owning it.
Simply stated the anwser is no. I think we’re more concerned with performance, presentation and ‘chemestry’ … the same way we judge the rest of a guys attributes.
There’s a funny quote I like… Men love the women they’re attracted to and Women are attracted to the men they love.
First of all, hahahahahha to the article. Yes size does matter. I’ve been with big and small and anyone who says it doesn’t matter at all is far too nice.
However, just because a guy is big or small does not seal his fate entirely. It is how you use it as well. One of my boyfriends was really big and he could not use what he had and was terrible. Another boyfriend was smaller but much better. But just think if that smaller boyfriend was bigger, with all the talent he possessed, how much it would matter
haha ‘that is an inappropriate question’ but you clicked on it, just the same. Ahaahaa…anyway I can’t speak for other girls, but I love everything about my husband exactly how he is. Size should not matter, because when it does, you’re not caring about making love, you’re just caring about your own pleasure.
> No, as to the issue of lying, but then I believe it varies according to the person/woman. I’ve been around long enough to sample the opinion of many women on the subject, and they have as many answers both ways as there seem to be women and wombs.
Peace
haha i do not know a girl who ever said that size didn’t matter lol
damn spam
I’m not really big on teh penis (ha?), so I can’t really say. Some girls probably are.
uh, i’m sure it doesnt, but having a small penis does make things challenging….
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this is an inappropriate question.
Depends on the girl, but I think so -
SPAM!
That message came from a hacked myspace, it happens all the time over there. Hint if you have a myspace and want some new cool layout or some other gizmo. Never ever give your sites password.
It’s not that it doesn’t matter entirely, there are just things a lot more important.
Oh yeah.
I dont suppose I care really… I have perfection… what more do I need.
So… How much is BOKIG paying you for this post? ;-D
Use Miracle Grow….it’s much cheaper!
It matters. But it’s not the focus of a relationship, well unless it’s a fling
Anyway, that’s totally spam.
That’s quite a shameless ad right there. Besides if I took those pills I’d be a freak of nature with my behemoth. Oh yeah, girls are lying.
/smack @ st catherine
last mofo asked me that, i said….
nope, short-stack.
I think what most are trying to say is.. “Yes dear your penis is too small for me however, sex is not the most important thing in a relationship. You have far too many other great things going on for you to worry about the size of your penis.” However, because of the delicate male ego, no woman wants to say this for it will most assuredly shatter that male ego. So, depending on the guy and if they really do have other great things going on with them or not and depending on the woman how superficial she is… the relationship may or may not last. Personally, sex is really important to me. However, it’s not so imporant that I’d break up with him over the size of his penis. But yes, penis size does matter… too small and it’s not going to do the job… too big and it’s going to feel like we are having a baby and stuffing the baby back in over and over again… NOT pleasurable.
Well, it matters to a certain extent. A guy has to be the minimum. But seriously, do there exist penises that are under 6 inches?
only if it actually does
why do you post these obscure questions? how does it productively give you insight?
would you really care for people’s opinions whence it will be known to be repetitve?
Its always the people; but darlin, this is alot of people who will come and rush forth with their opinions ready n’ rare.
nope… the smallest dick in the world is a powerful weapon on the crotch of a skilled lover… and the largest is useless if it’s owner has no idea what to do with it…
size does matter to an extent, but skill outweighs size any day…
Absolutely.
Word on the street is, is if you have a small one, learn to do become a master of oral sex and then your size doesn’t matter.
Since I’m not a female I cannot otherwise comment.
-David
It matters to me. If they want bigger boobs and a smaller waist, then I am certainly inclined to wanting a bigger penis. At least my want is useful!
I suppose nothing is inappropriate these days.
maybe its not so obscure; but unfamilar for me to have a person so blunt in their attitude and questions.
you could be socrates in disguise. you’re more of a socrates.
theologians surmount theories and such.
that`s not going to help.. that`s for sure & it depends if SIZE MATTERS for different ppl.. everyone`s diff.
ryc: aw, john knows i’m messin’ about. he knows i
him!
@ cute li’l koko pufferly-person : yesh they DO exist in all types of sizes… even under 6″
a THOUSAND e-props?! cripe-ola!
as days progress your posts become more like articles in cosmo.
the name is misleading to the site.
your posts are ridiculous what happened to the old theologian?
yeah they each like there own preffered size…some like big, some like small, some like think and such,
like guys and boobs, only without the drooling
id have a problem with a micropenis, if thats what youre sayin
umm… maybe. Too much can be just as bad as too little, however.
Skills make up for a LOT.
i don’t really care, but that message is such a blatant fake. obviously a planted advertisement.
Probably.
I really don’t like the ads on here. Sellout.
That stuff makes you suffer later. I don’t care what size it is…just that it works fine. I don’t care if the girls are picky.
I am inclined to agree with saint catherine.
If the girl tells you it doesn’t matter and sleeps with you again… she wasn’t lying.
If the girl tells you it doesn’t matter and you:
1) never see her again, 2) her phone number has suddenly been disconnected, 3) you’ve been blocked from her Xanga/MySpace/etc, and 4) your emails go unanswered… then yes, she was lying.
I have a feeling that this place is going down hill….weird posts and ads all over the site nowadays. We want the old Theo back.
That’s an ad!
Sure. Depends on the woman though.
i am really surprized that you would post this. there is so much spam re: penis enlargement it is just a huge pain in the ass. maybe that’s a bad play on words, butt i wouldn’t log on to that site, and i would advise everyone else to stay off .
No, and the second to last paragraph makes it sound like that entire thing is written by a gay man
and by the way, why are there advertisments on your site all of a sudden ?
Well, I shouldn’t say no. I guess some are. But others are honest. Just like with all things, I think.
LadyVal said it best.
I normally love your site, but this question feels like an advertisement in disguise.
i dont plan on any of that until i am married and i wouldnt know waht is large or small but if i thought my husbands was small
hes my husband i dont care
I think this is inappropriate. Post some philosophical questions. I think you’re getting worldly.
i don’t know, and it’s sad that i say this, but i think i’d laugh if it was real small.
not a demeaning laugh, but more of a giggle
No, they’re not lying. That ad is funny, though.
Your losing you little focus group by being to blatant Dan.
I don’t care. I’ve not had sex and am not planning to until I’m married so whatever… but I suppose then just someone normal is great. I don’t care, like I said.
No as long as it does the job. Haha. And on myspace if you see those watch your account…phishers might be after you.
wow, wow.
wow.
hahaha u know whats funny? when i was on MTV LIVE this past monday…they were talkin about the exact same thing! hahaha some said yes, others said no, lol
Do you have stock in Bokig?
odd question coming from you i’ll say but i can see where it can make a good point
it does matter, girls are lying so they don’t hurt the guy’s feelings, it does matter because a small penis in a girl who’s been around the block won’t do her any good and sex DOES play a role in relationships. but going for the biggest penis is rediculous. there’s too much pressure on guys to have a certain size when really a comparatively small penis might be the perfect size for his girlfirend. i think if you want a change, go for what’s best for your girl. my boyfriend is always so self-conscious about his size but if i do say so myself, he makes me happy so i wish he’s shut up every now and then
I actually have no idea if size matters… haha.
You’d probably be better off asking prostitutes, though, Dan, they’ll give you a straight answer.
RYC: I actually don’t know, I’ve heard that you can’t die in your sleep, like, in your dreams, “because that means you really are dead.” So… maybe it was an out of body experience? And I thought I’d died, because I’ve never had one, and ghosts are supposedly peoples’ souls… and maybe if I was floating around, out of my body, I figured ghost, and ghost = dead.
Either way, that was probably the weirdest dream of my life.
the test i’ve found that works on about 85% of the women i’ve known(giving them the benefit of the doubt) is if their lips are moving and sound is coming out, they are lying, regardless of the topic.
I feel that Theologians is now using his power to create propaganda and sell more things. If you actually believe that the myspace thing is not an ad, then you are more naive than I thought. Please remove those annoying ads that are videos and etc. I believe that many people around would agree that we don’t want to know about free cellular service ad videos and you are smarter than to believe that the myspace scam is actually a valid source to make a post out of. The penis thing should be left in myspace along with its other bad influences. That is the reason why I stayed on xanga! We want the old Theologians back!Who agrees with me?
eh i hate those spams! but as for the question size and skill are two very different things. and really skill is what matters no matter what size.
“Well, it matters to a certain extent. A guy has to be the minimum. But seriously, do there exist penises that are under 6 inches?”
Um, yeah. We’re talking micropenis. I didn’t believe such a thing existed until I, um, noticed it the first time. It does make a difference whether you can feel it or not. “It’s not the baton, it’s the conductor.” Well, there needs to BE a baton worth speaking of. Sad, but true.
Dan…who cares! You are a married man and talking like this.
I think if you really love eachother than thats all that should matter. But i am sure some/most girls might like a bigger male parts, just like some/most guys like some female parts bigger as well. But to judge only on those aspects creates a purely physical and superficial/shallow relationship not based on love and commitment.
Daniel (doubledb)
I think Dan is running out of interesting topics.
I’d say the real question behind this could be, “Is sex or love more important in your relationship?”
We do want the old Theologians back!
Where is the “Google-Plex E-Props” mini?
The objectivity on this subject is clouded in doubt by the fact that the significance of phallus proportions are a universal paradox, a materialized contradiction of what we understand to be true and what appears to be philosophically impossible, not unlike Zeno’s Paradox.
I’d wager a bet and say that women think size is important, but not necessarily in the sense that big = good. Sometimes it’s possible to be too big…
And I’d argue skills over size ANY day.
I’d say as long as it’s average. Big penises to me sound a little painful. I won’t know until my wedding night though.
size doesn’t matter, but confidence definitely does. I would imagine that taking these pills would make this dude feel more confident, therefore getting him more women.
ah yes, the infamous myspace spam message, you’re lucky you only got it once!
I hope all those girls who believe that size does matter and that bigger is better get the baseball bat sized penis they deserve…
*Ouch*
INAPPROPRIATE! Are you reflecting the general lack of a sense of propriety in our society, Dan? I think so.
Blyk makes me want to dance.
Now onto your question.
Yes, but actually penis size DOESN’T MATTER.
By the time it gets down to a girl seeing your penis, chances are she has already decided to have sex with you.
The size of your penis won’t get you laid nor keep you from getting laid.
Just maybe second time around.
Size matters to some extent– obviously if a guy is at either end of the size spectrum it will cause problems.
However it matters much less than knowing how to use your size to your advantage, and how to read your partner to know what works for him/her and what doesn’t. In the end a penis is just a penis, and it alone does not a great lover make.
to some extent but, i definitely didn’t marry my husband for his penis. i’d love him even if he had NO penis.
I can’t help but wonder how many men are leaving your site to go search for enlargement pills-lol. Incidently, they do NOT work and are potentially dangerous.
Now that I have that off my chest, I’m certain a few women have strong preferences about size, but most are more concerned with skill.
Some of them are, I’m sure…Its dependent on their priorities… But shiningvibrantlygreen knows the real story…
Whether they realize it or not, the answer, for 85% of women, is that it doesn’t really matter as long as there is something decent down there. Give those women a micropenis (or something too big) and you’ll find some unhappy women. That’s not to say they can’t be made happy (i.e. love their man!) by other means.
For the other 15%, either they’re into monstrosities or they aren’t so into sex (of that kind.)
What I find interesting is how so many people aren’t able to discuss a legitimate (albeit grown up) topic or assume that Dan is some sort of idiot when it comes to the Internet.
lol @ spam mail. fun stuff….
I really wish people would stop lying about tis subject: YES size matters, dammit! And damn all that shit about his “other good qualities”. I’m telling you now, he could be damn near perfect but if he had one of those micropenises, it aint gonna work out. Why? Because we’re sexual creatures. As much as we like to lie to ourselves and say otherwise, we ARE sexual creatures. And getting our rocks off is important to us. Otherwise we turn into some bitter little hags (males AND females), and then that in turn just ruins the relationship. So yeah, it DOES matter. And it also matters that a woman keep herself attractive for mer man. She cant slip either. IT IS IMPORTANT in a relationship. Maybe not the absolute most important part of one, but please lets not underestimate the power of sex here.
In case you didn’t realize, that’s one of those stupid advertisements that people send out in spam to try to sell their product that in all actuality doesn’t work. (Like those herbal pills meant to make your boobs bigger…but don’t because that’s really silly. Unless they make you start lactating.) So anyway.
For most girls I think sex is more of an emotional thing, and the actual sex part is not the most important part, it’s all the time surrounding the act…what happens during the day, how she is treated and how loved she feels, etc. When all these things are good, then sex becomes something that brings you closer to your spouse emotionally and spiritually, not just physically. Sex is so much more than just a physical act, and when you really love someone (and aren’t using them for your own personal gain), size does NOT matter. You will enjoy sex no matter what, and probably more than most people.
Normally, only sluts say that size matters. (I’m sorry, but it’s true.) It just shows their complete disregard for the other person, and their lack of a healthy relationship with that person (due to having multiple partners). I’ve only been with one person my whole life and I don’t care to know the difference.
oh it matters, but only if your shit is like REALLY tiny; likewise if it’s uncomfortably big.
but all the in-between sizes are pretty much the same. 95% of guys are pretty much the same, when it comes to penises.
To me, actually, size is less important than aesthetic quality. I’ve seen some huge ol’ dicks that were like really ugly, and i’ve seen some really nice looking relatively small ones.
the trick is just to find what works for you, what you like, and then try and HOLD ONTO IT!
i really hate spam
It’s true. Your site has jumped the shark.
So is “Pete” just flashing his penis out to get dates???
I realized that size does play a part but it’s not entirely important. It is how you use it.
also, while I don’t like the ads at least I can get over myself enough to know that there is a reason.
There is a method to your madness.
you are smarter than a lot are giving you credit for.
you just like to have fun.
and half the time you’re joking.
thanks for always reading the answers
size DOES matter, at least it does to me, but probably not in the way you’d think. a penis that is too large causes me incredible pain, so i always prefer small penises.
That “quality” in a man is low on the list. There are so many other, more important things about a guy than his size. If a guy adores me, is fun to be with, and has an awesome personality, then I could really care less about his size.
GodzLuvNaGurl – very well put!
Dan, maybe you should start ignoring all those MySpace ads and “friend” requests from sluts!
No. It really doesn’t matter. As we say in the Craft, it ain’t the size of the wand but the magic contained within. As long as the man in question can wield that wand with the power he possesses, I’ll be laying on that bed in a puddle.
this post is crap Dan.
I don’t understand the appeal of an overly large penis. Clitoral stimulation is where it’s all at, and you can get that done without a penis at all.
skills matter more than size any day. If he can’t use what he’s got, then it doesn’t matter if he’s 2 inches or 2 ft.
I would think the gentleman (?) in question would make better use of his time learning what to do with it than how big it is. Quality, not quantity you know.
yes.
It’s not an inappropriate question. *eyeroll* Size most definitely does matter. Either you feel it, or you don’t. To enjoy each other, you have to feel it. It’s just how it is. Sorry to the guys without a big penis, but we kind of need something better than a four-inch.
there are other factors more important than what’s in the pants.
so does boob size matters?
There’s a heck of a lot more to a satisfying experience than the size of the penis.
To an extent, it matters, in that the sensations are clearly going to be different with a different size – length or width. I think I’m with most women when I say that width is more important than length.
However, within 1.5-2 standard deviations of the mean (this covers something like 98 percent of the population), I’m sure most women would be satisfied. There are also different sex positions which can exploit the size of the penis (and vagina! those differ, too!)
Yes. It matters, but it isn’t everything. If the only lovemaking skill a man has is the size of his penis, he is a pretty bad lover.
To those of you who say something that you attempt to apply to everyone (e.g., Godluvznagirl’s “only sluts say that size matters”, or mickie_knows_best’s “I really wish people would stop lying about tis subject: YES size matters, dammit!”)… you’re wrong. Different women have different preferences. Just because you have (or don’t have) these preferences doesn’t mean that every other woman feels the same way.
Oh, and queerflux- some women can orgasm from vaginal stimulation alone; some women require both vaginal and clitoral stimulation; most women don’t require vaginal stimulation, but have a much higher level of pleasure if they have it. Just because it may not be important to YOU doesn’t mean it doesn’t matter at all.
haha i say knuckles theo, haha.
cock size? i say its more about braging rights around fellas then getting a girl… nothing gets a girl better then a good personalitly, that being said, i would feel bad for the babe that got scored by caption lil wang.
lies
I’m not a woman, but here’s my insight on the whole debate. Penis size does matter to some extent. Women prefer a certain size penis just like men prefer a certain size breast. Now through my research in the matter (which was me going around and blatantly asking female friends), most women don’t orgasim through vaginal intercorse. Most women orgasim through oral sex. It was the small number of multi-orgasmic women who orgasimed through vaginal intercorse.
So remember guys, it’s not about the visuals in your presentation. You’re mainly being graded on your oral.
I think it does matter. Certain things feel better with a larger penis. Some men with smaller penises just can’t reach the G-spot. Gotta disagree with Lithium98 up there too. More women can have vaginal orgasms then they think, they just don’t know HOW to get it. Once they find out…OH HELL YEAH baby. XD and once you have one of those, the clitoral stimulation orgasms are nice, but not the same.
You only got that ONCE? Anytime I log into my myspace account I have 8-10 of those within a half hour. Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam…
“nope… the smallest dick in the world is a powerful weapon on the crotch of a skilled lover… and the largest is useless if it’s owner has no idea what to do with it… size does matter to an extent, but skill outweighs size any day…” shiningvibrantlygreen
If a man is big enough, but not too big, but doesn’t know how to work it, then all he has to do is lay there and I’ll work it for him.
it matters but not as much as guys think it does.
personality plays a much much bigger role.
Spam would like us to think that.
it depends on the lady, and the gentleman.
some girls are absolutely lying when they say it doesn’t matter, others are telling the truth. It’s just like anything else. And size can be a lot less important with a guy that’s still irresistibly attractive, for example.
fat crude bald mouthbreathing men with armpit hair crawling out from under their t-shirt sleeves and perpetually moist faces can have gigantic dicks and still not get laid.
I think it’d really matter if it was too big.
I’ve read stuff about really big guys bitching about their penis size because girls are like:
“OH NO!”
and they can’t really put it in deep or get deep throated really.
Plus, you’d think that it would like get all bruised banging against their leg walking.
Idk how guys put up with those.
+ you should never tell a guy that his penis is too small, because what if your vagina is too big?
Size does matter, but technique is important too.
Hmm. I’ll be honest with you.
I had an asian boyfriend.
And it didn’t matter. ^_-
I personally love the questions you ask. They are generally questions nobody else would ask because they would be afraid to offend someone or look stupid.
I have only been with my husband and I do not know anythign to compare his size to….it works great for me, but I do not know if bigger or smaller would work better/worse. Sorry I am no help.
It’s how you use it that matters.
I think the best part about this entry, are the comments that people leave you.
Dan, you’re clearly going straight to hell over asking this one! ^_~
And to answer the question, it depends on the girl. It’s not in the size, it’s how you handle it that matters.
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I agree with la_faerie_joyeuse. Different woman have different preferences. Some woman think it matters, some don’t
girls say that??
I’ve never said that…
I haven’t slept with enough men to know the difference,and neither do I intend to.
size definately matters,
i lost it to someone who was maybe 7 or 8 inches
and my first love was like 5,
i loved him
but the actual act of intercourse wasnt good at all
Wow, when someone sees “Theologians Cafe”, they don’t expect this question!
saint catherine has a penis
I think it depends on the relationship
not the size of the wand…but the magic of the magician..
You are evil.
If you didn’t know that’s a spam question..like that macy’s card comment..
Lordy damn, some people need to find some humor.
and, for the most part, Yes, they are.
I would know, I have a few female friends who are VERY open about their sexual life.
If you don’t love him, it is a problem.
clever ad format
Size does matter, but not in the way most men think. Not every woman wants a huge penis. I personally do not want a man with extremely some enormous penis. I also do not want a man the size of my index finger. However, the size is just a small part of it because if you do not know how to use it in order to please me then it doesn’t matter how big or small your penis is.
Size deos matter. It can make a person attracted to a man enough to spend time to get to know and like the person owning it.
Simply stated the anwser is no. I think we’re more concerned with performance, presentation and ‘chemestry’ … the same way we judge the rest of a guys attributes.
There’s a funny quote I like… Men love the women they’re attracted to and Women are attracted to the men they love.
First of all, hahahahahha to the article. Yes size does matter. I’ve been with big and small and anyone who says it doesn’t matter at all is far too nice.
However, just because a guy is big or small does not seal his fate entirely. It is how you use it as well. One of my boyfriends was really big and he could not use what he had and was terrible. Another boyfriend was smaller but much better. But just think if that smaller boyfriend was bigger, with all the talent he possessed, how much it would matter
haha ‘that is an inappropriate question’ but you clicked on it, just the same. Ahaahaa…anyway
I can’t speak for other girls, but I love everything about my husband exactly how he is. Size should not matter, because when it does, you’re not caring about making love, you’re just caring about your own pleasure.
> No, as to the issue of lying, but then I believe it varies according to the person/woman. I’ve been around long enough to sample the opinion of many women on the subject, and they have as many answers both ways as there seem to be women and wombs.
Peace
haha i do not know a girl who ever said that size didn’t matter lol
damn spam
I’m not really big on teh penis (ha?), so I can’t really say.
Some girls probably are.
uh, i’m sure it doesnt, but having a small penis does make things challenging….
yes