Two cans of soda, and some donut holes for the local gocery store.
I was 12.
A pack of gum when I was three.
I stole her heart.
Sold it to some deathly ill boy for a cool $10,000.
I stole some eyeshadow from my friend when I was, like, 10. xD Amusingly enough, she had 5 eyeshadows in the same color…she was gonna give me one for my birthday, but she found out and let me keep the one I nicked from her.
old-school manual pepper shaker @ goodwill
A box of animal crackers when I was very little. My mom realized I stole them and gave me money to pay for them. For some reason, I thought that they were free since they were on the END of the isle.
High school tennis match. I called the ball out when it actually skimmed the line.
A Hallmark card. The Hallmark store had a post office window in the back. I picked out the card, then went to the post office window and bought a stamp, stood there and signed and addressed the card, stuck the stamp on it and mailed it while the clerk watched me. It wasn’t until I was almost home that I realized I had failed to go to the front of the store and pay for the card before going to the back of the store to mail it.
A tip from a waitress. He was paying for dinner, I was supposed to leave the tip. Except that I forgot.
Baseball card $20
An orange tweed skirt, don’t ask me why…I think it was about twelve dollars.
I took a pen home from work – accidentally… I returned it the next day when I found it in my purse.
I don’t think I’ve ever stolen anything.
I haven’t stolen anything. Not even at a young age. (Yeah, I had to ask my Mom.)
Uh nothing. o_O I’m a good girl =)
Ferrari.
Fiona’s heart …
Haha, no, I remember, I have stolen food from a teacher. On multiple occasions. I never considered it stealing though.
i have never stolen anything.
although when my mom finds her make up,lip gloss, hair products, or tweezers in my bathroom she does say “quit stealing my things love” hahaha.
I can’t remember stealing anything.
car stereos
Wow…everyone’s so…non-stealing.
The hundreds of hours spent on online while at work. Let’s see. On average an hour a day, for the last year. That would be around 250 hours of pay for this year.
a bunch of CDs,or cumulatively,$90some worth of makeup,over a period of time..
<8
Ffrom a store? hmm.. one of those hair color sample things.. it’s not like they were selling them though so.. I don’t know.. I guess it’s still considered stealing..
A Christmas ornament when I was 3. And random things from classmates throughout my time in school.
No one’s mentioned stealing boyfriends or girlfriends yet. Maybe that’d be a good question for later Dan!!!!
A soul.
5 bucks form a church offering when i was little
a blank starter checkbook I had this year. whoever stole it managed to steal $1750 from my account… DEFINITELY the most expensive things stolen from me…
oh crap, i thought you meant stolen from me…. aieeee.
okay so, that I’ve ever stolen? some underwear of someone’s i think. don’t ask me why. i was pretty naive and wanting everything at that time.
or a gold bracelet from a friend in middle school. i’m not sure how much it was worth then though.
A pen… wait a pool towel… but when I knew I had taken it I took it back… does that count?
I did however keep the pen.
an ipod mini.
M&Ms….got caught when they didn’t hide in my coat well. I was 6.
Eric Clapton’s heart!
a 6 dollar mascara
back in the days me and my friends were clepto’s hahaha. this was b4 i turned 18. after that i was like i dont wanna go to jail. LOL i think the most expensive thing was… a polo purse from macy’s. we use to go to the mall and just take stuff here and there. we calculated everything we got in one day and i think it was $100+. O_o luckily we never got caught and after i turned 18 i never stole again. i’m not proud of it but i think it’s something you go through as an adolscent. and it’s not like we didn’t have money either… it was just for the trill i guess.
I have never stolen anything. Although, once a clerk at a store somehow did not to charge me for a $50+ item when I was checking out, but I didn’t realize until after I left the store. I went back in and waited through the whole line again to make her check it out right… I’m crazy.
a sweatshirt from a department store, more items than i can count from places like salvation army and goodwill. it wasn’t even about the money; i could afford the 50-cents-a-shirt prices. it was for the rush.
i have since seen the error of my ways.
Does piracy count? Then I’ve “stolen” several programs worth a few hundred dollars each. Shoplifting, I was to scurred to get caught ‘n get a whoopin from my parents (more them than the police) so I limited myself to nail polish and keychains.
I don’t steal.
Some stuff in the teen yrs. Stereos from Wal-mart, wheels from a wrecking yard, lotsa booze from friends parents. Time from employeers.
5000 songs off of Limewire. The pirates life is for me! Actually, nowadays, I legally use Ruckus. -David
$100 shoes, a digital camera, the price of which I don’t remember, probably a total of 30 actual CDs throughout the year, $50 seat covers for my car… thousands of dollars worth of clothes all together…
As much food as I could hide in my pockets, when I was growing up.
I stole few men’s heart.
prom dress from macy’s. it should have cost me $249.99. and that was in 1994. and wow was it ugly!
Nidan, the only way to “steal” someone’s boyfriend or girlfriend is at gunpoint.
oops, i forgot. i stole an $800 camera from a store i was working at in 1999.
oh, right. i stole a car once. in 1994. it was a camry. i gave it back, but all crashed up. i bet that cost more than the prom dress and camera combined.
I stole second base when I played baseball as a kid. Not that often, though. I was/am fairly slow. Other than that, nothing.
I’m not sure everything I have ever done oneline was legal,lol, and I don’t know how much something I did, if it was illegal, would have cost. I think that the biggest thing I have ever stolen was a sack of potatoes, and that was an accident. When I bought my groceries that day, I noted on my reciept that the potatoes weren’t listed. The store would have been closed by the time I took them back, and I was alittle afraid to take them back the next day, so I didn’t. It kind of worked out, because on shopping trips later, I would find that things I knew I paid for were missing from my bags.
A pair of knitting needles. Yeah. Anyways.
American Gothic. From the Art Institute of Chicago. I returned it though.
A one cent candy fish from the five and dime where my grandma worked when I was a child. (I stole seven of them over the years.) Believe it or not, this caused me so much guilt over my life that a few years ago, I mailed the owner of that local candy store a dollar and a note of apology. He mailed back a note with five dollars in it (one for each of my kids) and a kind note about how much he liked me and my family all these years. Ah, small town America….
nothing
most expensive item=car audio elements
most money stolen=over the course of a month i stole about $350 cash from my workplace
I swiped a penny pixie stick on a dare when I was five ,I had to give them the money and I got a whoppin’ to boot.
I believe it was a whooping that I got a whopping whooping.
Oh all the money goodwill lost because of me…
and oh yeah, i play baseball for about 11 years…over that time, i bet i stole about 100-150 bases…lol
I have taken pens by accident… at the bank, or doctor’s office, but not deliberately steal. How awful!!
Oh my, this is postsecret stuff. I guess my boss’s document bag, which I used to haul some of my work-related stuff, but which I had all the intention of returning. I never had the time to do so, and now it’s been 6 months and it would just be so awkward to go back to my old office to return an old worn-out bag nobody really wants.
well my dog takes money out of my mums purse and gives it to me :]
I have never stolen more than the accidental pen!
i think the only thing i have ‘stolen’ is maybe a choclate from my sis without her knowing.. but i knew she wouldn’t care anyway… so does it really matter???
I don’t recall stealing anything.
A polaroid camera with film.
I stole my phone back from a teacher after she took it up when it wasn’t even on.
candy from a jar in my dad’s office
some 40$ necklace when i ws 11 >>
a Popsicle, i was probably around 10yrs old..i had so much guilt that i brought it back melted, in tears
I don’t think I’ve ever stolen anything…maybe a pen from someplace where I was borrowing a pen and forgot to give it back.
A dollar-fifty bagel in second grade. I was such a rebel.
$70 my brothers winter jacket
Yikes… I stole a pck of gum when I was 5… i sat on the stairs for a week. I am scared to steal another thing!
Of actual monetary value: a pack of gum. My dad spotted me playing with it and made me bring it back – shame, shame, shame.
Highest level of lasting significance: a few hearts. I gave them back though – I was afraid I might break them >.>
I’ve never shoplifted I don’t think I’ve ever taken anything that wasn’t mine either, but it’s possible I may have borrowed and never returned pens and other small things like that over the course of my lifetime.
I stole…
Hmmm.
Well, I don’t steal anymore, but in my day?
Can we combine petty pilfering to one total?
Don’t steal around me, I’ll slam you.
i don’t remember, the last time i stole was probably when i was 13 or 14, i remember it was right when i moved to this cow town. i stole a hair clip. i was with my mom, who probably would have bought it for me if i had asked, but i wanted to steal it. the clip probably only cost a couple dollars, so i’m sure i’ve stolen something before that cost more.
haha. wow what a brat i was. luckily God forgives. <3
$12.99 (A barbie doll when I was a wee little girl.)
Um, probably an order of greasy gas station chicken strips from when I worked at that icky gas station and forgot to bring a lunch (about a $4 value)… But they didn’t pay me enough anyway, so I consider it my well-deserved bonus.
A piece of candy from the Brach’s display when I was about 8. I felt so guilty that I walked back into the store and plopped my nickle in the can. I don’t think anyone ever noticed.. well except maybe my higher power.
I never stole anything.
PIXELS.
I stole his heart….
okay I can dream!!!
uhhhhh a mini chocolate bar from wal-mart
I’m badass, I know
nothing that i can remember
jewelry from forever 21.
i put it on and walked out.
its what happens when you don’t have money.
I never stole anything. My mom taught me better than that.
I stole a tootsie pop sucker when I was like 11. I felt terrible and went back and paid for it.
a bike
…double A batteries. on accident really.
An 8-pack of Gilette Mach 3 Turbo razors.
Time. If you added all the hours up that we talked back and forth, decorated offices, planned parties, made copies (for ourselves), and took those extra minutes at break, then I’m thinkin’ it would add up to a bunch of money.
The hearts of countless women – all priceless.
LOVE!
I accidentally stole an extra thing of blueberries once. OH SHIT NO NOW I’M GOING TO JAIL.
NOTHING. (perhaps that’s the most valuable thing)
When I was eight, I tried to steal the head of a pinata at a friend’s birthday party. When the pinata broke, the head flew right into my arms. Clearly it was trying to communicate that it was meant to be with me? Apparently I was the only one who thought that.
a boy’s heart
I can’t believe how many people are saying that they have never stolen anything. ANYTHING. That isn’t possible. They took something that didn’t belong to them at some time. They may not have thought of it as stealing, but they took it nonetheless.
…office suppies from work?
i remember the first thing i stole though. it was the planet earth “fire” ring..from a toy store. haha i was such a rebel back in 1st grade.
my boyfriend’s heart…though he doesn’t really complain about it. <33
A giant Mcdonald’s statue. It was college.
If pirating is stealing, (which it is) I once stole a Metallica song. I would say that it was worth about 1.5 cents.
A pen from work.
I’ve never shoplifted, but I have pirated music.
Probably some pirated software
This glue stick that smells nice. I had it in my hands, but didn’t put it on the counter when I checked out… but I didn’t realize it was still in my hand until I walked out of the bookstore!
30 million dollars. worth of US bonds from my previous employer.
multiple guys’ sanity and ability to act intelligently
I stole a $16 dollar pin from Urban Outfitters. Fess up, assholes. We know you’ve jacked shit.
Hmn… does stealing from siblings count?
lol
well stuff ive stolen…gak, gummy bears, stationary…nothing expensive at all i bet they was all under the 5 bucks worth. klepto that i was
a candy bar. and it was a teacher giving them out for the holidays. haha. i took two instead of one. im such a rebel.
4 lips glosses,and 20 bucks from a donation container for the poor kids in africa.
I have never stolen anything. My parents raised me well
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I have never stolen anything
a 2000 dodge stratus. it was purple.
Two cans of soda, and some donut holes for the local gocery store.
I was 12.
A pack of gum when I was three.
I stole her heart.
Sold it to some deathly ill boy for a cool $10,000.
I stole some eyeshadow from my friend when I was, like, 10. xD
Amusingly enough, she had 5 eyeshadows in the same color…she was gonna give me one for my birthday, but she found out and let me keep the one I nicked from her.
old-school manual pepper shaker @ goodwill
A box of animal crackers when I was very little. My mom realized I stole them and gave me money to pay for them. For some reason, I thought that they were free since they were on the END of the isle.
High school tennis match. I called the ball out when it actually skimmed the line.
A Hallmark card. The Hallmark store had a post office window in the back. I picked out the card, then went to the post office window and bought a stamp, stood there and signed and addressed the card, stuck the stamp on it and mailed it while the clerk watched me. It wasn’t until I was almost home that I realized I had failed to go to the front of the store and pay for the card before going to the back of the store to mail it.
A tip from a waitress. He was paying for dinner, I was supposed to leave the tip. Except that I forgot.
Baseball card $20
An orange tweed skirt, don’t ask me why…I think it was about twelve dollars.
I took a pen home from work – accidentally…
I returned it the next day when I found it in my purse.
I don’t think I’ve ever stolen anything.
I haven’t stolen anything.
Not even at a young age. (Yeah, I had to ask my Mom.)
Uh nothing. o_O
I’m a good girl =)
Ferrari.
Fiona’s heart …
Haha, no, I remember, I have stolen food from a teacher.
On multiple occasions. I never considered it stealing though.
i have never stolen anything.
although when my mom finds her make up,lip gloss, hair products, or tweezers in my bathroom she does say “quit stealing my things love” hahaha.
I can’t remember stealing anything.
car stereos
Wow…everyone’s so…non-stealing.
The hundreds of hours spent on online while at work. Let’s see. On average an hour a day, for the last year. That would be around 250 hours of pay for this year.
a bunch of CDs,or cumulatively,$90some worth of makeup,over a period of time..
<8
Ffrom a store? hmm.. one of those hair color sample things.. it’s not like they were selling them though so.. I don’t know.. I guess it’s still considered stealing..
A Christmas ornament when I was 3.
And random things from classmates throughout my time in school.
No one’s mentioned stealing boyfriends or girlfriends yet. Maybe that’d be a good question for later Dan!!!!
A soul.
5 bucks form a church offering when i was little
a blank starter checkbook I had this year.
whoever stole it managed to steal $1750 from my account…
DEFINITELY the most expensive things stolen from me…
oh crap, i thought you meant stolen from me…. aieeee.
okay so, that I’ve ever stolen? some underwear of someone’s i think. don’t ask me why. i was pretty naive and wanting everything at that time.
or a gold bracelet from a friend in middle school. i’m not sure how much it was worth then though.
A pen… wait a pool towel… but when I knew I had taken it I took it back… does that count?
I did however keep the pen.
an ipod mini.
M&Ms….got caught when they didn’t hide in my coat well. I was 6.
Eric Clapton’s heart!
a 6 dollar mascara
back in the days me and my friends were clepto’s hahaha. this was b4 i turned 18. after that i was like i dont wanna go to jail. LOL
i think the most expensive thing was… a polo purse from macy’s. we use to go to the mall and just take stuff here and there. we calculated everything we got in one day and i think it was $100+. O_o luckily we never got caught and after i turned 18 i never stole again. i’m not proud of it but i think it’s something you go through as an adolscent. and it’s not like we didn’t have money either… it was just for the trill i guess.
I have never stolen anything. Although, once a clerk at a store somehow did not to charge me for a $50+ item when I was checking out, but I didn’t realize until after I left the store. I went back in and waited through the whole line again to make her check it out right… I’m crazy.
a sweatshirt from a department store, more items than i can count from places like salvation army and goodwill. it wasn’t even about the money; i could afford the 50-cents-a-shirt prices. it was for the rush.
i have since seen the error of my ways.
Does piracy count? Then I’ve “stolen” several programs worth a few hundred dollars each. Shoplifting, I was to scurred to get caught ‘n get a whoopin from my parents (more them than the police) so I limited myself to nail polish and keychains.
I don’t steal.
Some stuff in the teen yrs. Stereos from Wal-mart, wheels from a wrecking yard, lotsa booze from friends parents. Time from employeers.
5000 songs off of Limewire. The pirates life is for me! Actually, nowadays, I legally use Ruckus.
-David
$100 shoes, a digital camera, the price of which I don’t remember, probably a total of 30 actual CDs throughout the year, $50 seat covers for my car… thousands of dollars worth of clothes all together…
As much food as I could hide in my pockets, when I was growing up.
I stole few men’s heart.
prom dress from macy’s. it should have cost me $249.99. and that was in 1994. and wow was it ugly!
Nidan, the only way to “steal” someone’s boyfriend or girlfriend is at gunpoint.
oops, i forgot. i stole an $800 camera from a store i was working at in 1999.
oh, right. i stole a car once. in 1994. it was a camry. i gave it back, but all crashed up. i bet that cost more than the prom dress and camera combined.
I stole second base when I played baseball as a kid. Not that often, though. I was/am fairly slow. Other than that, nothing.
A pair of knitting needles. Yeah. Anyways.
American Gothic. From the Art Institute of Chicago. I returned it though.
A one cent candy fish from the five and dime where my grandma worked when I was a child. (I stole seven of them over the years.) Believe it or not, this caused me so much guilt over my life that a few years ago, I mailed the owner of that local candy store a dollar and a note of apology. He mailed back a note with five dollars in it (one for each of my kids) and a kind note about how much he liked me and my family all these years. Ah, small town America….
nothing
most expensive item=car audio elements
most money stolen=over the course of a month i stole about $350 cash from my workplace
I swiped a penny pixie stick on a dare when I was five ,I had to give them the money and I got a whoppin’ to boot.
I believe it was a whooping that I got a whopping whooping.
Oh all the money goodwill lost because of me…
and oh yeah, i play baseball for about 11 years…over that time, i bet i stole about 100-150 bases…lol
I have taken pens by accident… at the bank, or doctor’s office, but not deliberately steal. How awful!!
Oh my, this is postsecret stuff. I guess my boss’s document bag, which I used to haul some of my work-related stuff, but which I had all the intention of returning. I never had the time to do so, and now it’s been 6 months and it would just be so awkward to go back to my old office to return an old worn-out bag nobody really wants.
well my dog takes money out of my mums purse and gives it to me :]
I have never stolen more than the accidental pen!
i think the only thing i have ‘stolen’ is maybe a choclate from my sis without her knowing.. but i knew she wouldn’t care anyway… so does it really matter???
I don’t recall stealing anything.
A polaroid camera with film.
I stole my phone back from a teacher after she took it up when it wasn’t even on.
candy from a jar in my dad’s office
some 40$ necklace when i ws 11 >>
a Popsicle, i was probably around 10yrs old..i had so much guilt that i brought it back melted, in tears
I don’t think I’ve ever stolen anything…maybe a pen from someplace where I was borrowing a pen and forgot to give it back.
A dollar-fifty bagel in second grade. I was such a rebel.
$70 my brothers winter jacket
Yikes… I stole a pck of gum when I was 5… i sat on the stairs for a week. I am scared to steal another thing!
Of actual monetary value: a pack of gum. My dad spotted me playing with it and made me bring it back – shame, shame, shame.
Highest level of lasting significance: a few hearts. I gave them back though – I was afraid I might break them >.>
I’ve never shoplifted
I don’t think I’ve ever taken anything that wasn’t mine either, but it’s possible I may have borrowed and never returned pens and other small things like that over the course of my lifetime.
I stole…
Hmmm.
Well, I don’t steal anymore, but in my day?
Can we combine petty pilfering to one total?
Don’t steal around me, I’ll slam you.
i don’t remember, the last time i stole was probably when i was 13 or 14, i remember it was right when i moved to this cow town. i stole a hair clip. i was with my mom, who probably would have bought it for me if i had asked, but i wanted to steal it. the clip probably only cost a couple dollars, so i’m sure i’ve stolen something before that cost more.
haha. wow what a brat i was. luckily God forgives. <3
$12.99 (A barbie doll when I was a wee little girl.)
Um, probably an order of greasy gas station chicken strips from when I worked at that icky gas station and forgot to bring a lunch (about a $4 value)… But they didn’t pay me enough anyway, so I consider it my well-deserved bonus.
A piece of candy from the Brach’s display when I was about 8. I felt so guilty that I walked back into the store and plopped my nickle in the can. I don’t think anyone ever noticed.. well except maybe my higher power.
I never stole anything.
PIXELS.
I stole his heart….
okay I can dream!!!
uhhhhh a mini chocolate bar from wal-mart
I’m badass, I know
nothing that i can remember
jewelry from forever 21.
i put it on
and walked out.
its what happens when you don’t have money.
I never stole anything. My mom taught me better than that.
I stole a tootsie pop sucker when I was like 11. I felt terrible and went back and paid for it.
a bike
…double A batteries. on accident really.
An 8-pack of Gilette Mach 3 Turbo razors.
Time. If you added all the hours up that we talked back and forth, decorated offices, planned parties, made copies (for ourselves), and took those extra minutes at break, then I’m thinkin’ it would add up to a bunch of money.
The hearts of countless women – all priceless.
LOVE!
I accidentally stole an extra thing of blueberries once. OH SHIT NO NOW I’M GOING TO JAIL.
NOTHING.
(perhaps that’s the most valuable thing)
When I was eight, I tried to steal the head of a pinata at a friend’s birthday party. When the pinata broke, the head flew right into my arms. Clearly it was trying to communicate that it was meant to be with me? Apparently I was the only one who thought that.
a boy’s heart
I can’t believe how many people are saying that they have never stolen anything. ANYTHING. That isn’t possible. They took something that didn’t belong to them at some time. They may not have thought of it as stealing, but they took it nonetheless.
…office suppies from work?
i remember the first thing i stole though. it was the planet earth “fire” ring..from a toy store. haha i was such a rebel back in 1st grade.
my boyfriend’s heart…though he doesn’t really complain about it. <33
A giant Mcdonald’s statue. It was college.
If pirating is stealing, (which it is) I once stole a Metallica song. I would say that it was worth about 1.5 cents.
A pen from work.
I’ve never shoplifted, but I have pirated music.
Probably some pirated software
This glue stick that smells nice. I had it in my hands, but didn’t put it on the counter when I checked out… but I didn’t realize it was still in my hand until I walked out of the bookstore!
30 million dollars. worth of US bonds from my previous employer.
multiple guys’ sanity and ability to act intelligently
I stole a $16 dollar pin from Urban Outfitters.
Fess up, assholes. We know you’ve jacked shit.
Hmn… does stealing from siblings count?
lol
well stuff ive stolen…gak, gummy bears, stationary…nothing expensive at all i bet they was all under the 5 bucks worth.
klepto that i was
a candy bar. and it was a teacher giving them out for the holidays. haha. i took two instead of one. im such a rebel.
4 lips glosses,and 20 bucks from a donation container for the poor kids in africa.
I have never stolen anything. My parents raised me well