May 28, 2008
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Eve Was Topless
I thought God created Adam and Eve naked.
Is it against the teaching of the Bible to ask women to send you topless pics?
I thought God created Adam and Eve naked.
Is it against the teaching of the Bible to ask women to send you topless pics?
Comments (127)
i love how you can’t get over the topless thing
Yes Dan…and I hope you realize that you will burn in a non-scriptural hellfire.
Since Eve ate the forbidden fruit, yes. Nudity is now a no-no.
HA! If it is… your in trouble…
Hahahahahaha….
Probably, since God later told them to put some damn clothes on.
You are truly obsessing aren’t you???
was there internet during biblical times? How about porn?
It’s an obsession, eh Dan?
Just a question…were you breastfed as a baby???
LMAO. Well, it depends on why you want them, Dan.
Funny, I always had you pegged as an arse man. But this is a great way to raise Breast Cancer Awareness. Good for you, sir!
xDDDD
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Your focus on this topic is becoming slightly creepy.
LOL you are sooo funny……believe me you dont want to see these boobs. I have had 3 children.
@o_Dirty_Blonde_o - LOL, but he is a man. Find me a man who DOESN’T obsess over the boobies! (giggle)
@lupus_lady - Maybe he was breastfed a little too long and he developed an attraction at an early age. This must be the consequence. Lol.
lol, the real question is, do YOU think so?
Probably not just to ask, but rude? Yes.
It might be against the Bible’s teachings however, for a woman to share nude photos, as in when the Bible talks about a woman’s body belonging to her husband….not sure but that’s my take on the whole situation…
Many people have been topless on many occasions throughout time; that’s a pretty weak justification.
On the other hand, it doesn’t hurt to ask. Anyone can just say no.
Quoting Teri Hatcher on the Seinfeld episode, “Oh, by the way – they’re real, and they’re spectacular!”
well yeah. ditto what whataboutbahb said.
In our crazy messed up society of ours, your method actually makes sense and probably would work a lot better than most.
Oh yes it is Dan. Why you might be so “enlightened” that you know that bare breasts are not a crime against God in themselves. Your bother does not know this, and lust is not an uncommon result. Your contempt for his weakness might cause him to fail, not that you seem to care.
But you’re so proud on this issue. “I am right, screw everyone else if they have issues with it’.
God did create Adam and Eve naked…
But that doesn’t mean I’m gonna ask guys to send pictures of themselves pantsless. =:p
…Or is that pantless?
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@RedHairedCelt - Ain’t that the truth, my friend! HAHA!
The Bible is, contrary to belief, not the go-to for all topics.
umm…out of curiosity, I can’t help but wonder how many ‘underage’ boob shots you’re going to get.
give it up dan. there are other ways to get your thrills. have you discussed this with your pastor? I would think he would have something to say about it.
If I remember my Sunday School lessons correctly, God also provided Adam and Eve with animal skins to cover their nakedness. I won’t judge you on this, but I may have to repost my booby poem now that everyone can understand what it’s all about.
My view is, the first state of human beings (being naked) trumps any moral qualms about biblical concepts of being nude.
So there!
ya know we bought some frozen potato treats in the shape of a smily face… proceds go to breast cancer awareness… no one even had to take off a shirt…
That is one to ask your minister.
It is wrong to lust and if you’re like every other man I’ve ever met, then yes, it is wrong to ask women other than your wife to take pictures of their boobs for you!
Depends on why you want them LOL.
I don’t think it’s against the bible, just a lil disrespectful to the women … unless she’s your gf or very close friend. I have stopped talkng to a few male friends just for that exact thing , but I did give them fair warning.
Am I missing something? I thought October was Breast Cancer awareness month?
Get off it. No pun intended. Damn I’m full of puns tonight.
Apparently you’re some old lech trying to justify asking ladies to send you topless pictures but feeling slightly guilty about it, so now you’re asking us to justify it.
Either that or you’re completely obsessive.
Were all Renaissance girls fat?
wtf kinda question is that?
eh….boobs are boobs, they are only sexualized if you make them so. I think it depends on what you are doing with the boobie pics….I mean OB/GYN’s have to look at boobs and Vajayjay all day and it’s not a crime for a Christian to be one so……
I wish it was that easy Dan.
@RedHairedCelt - Seriously? An arse man? LOL… LOL.
Dude, yes it is. Accept!
I think it would be a good idea to let this one go. I know your intentions are good, but as someone said on a previous post, the means don’t seem to justify the ends.
omg haha again with the toplessness
That was before the fall of man when she ate the forbidden fruit and had their eyes opened to good and evil.
Lol, I think now days, its not an accepted practice to randomly send people topless pictures of yourself.
As for the Bible, it is written therein (wow….that sounded old…) that God delighteth in the modest, pure & chaste woman. Modesty is not sending topless pictures of yourself to people. I think that based on that, that yes, it is against the Bible. I also think that by creating Adam & Eve naked, after they did partake of the fruit and hid themselves from God, it was clear for God to see that they had disobeyed him and partaken of the fruit. (Yes, I am aware that God would have known anyways…but this kept them from lying to him as well, making their situation worse…imo)
@Amarisa - Agreed.
So really, why is God all like “Nekkid is not cool, yo,” for humans, but he’s totally down with it on any other creature. Does that mean God is really into beastiality?
as i said yesterday, you don’t want to see these–they breastfeed for 5 years and are not worthy.
and to answer this, i don’t think it’s a biblical question, but i do think it’s perverse to ask someone for nude photos. it’s one of those things they warn single women to run from in internet dating.
Too late in the eve to even get into this!!!
For Goodness Sakes, Dan, just download porn like everyone else looooools/////
Don’t know, don’t read the Bible. But just from a manners standpoint…it is rather tasteless to ask.
Nah, I think we all just got a little embarassed that that other chick’s are bigger or less saggier and now we all gotta condemn it.
I don’t know about that, I’m not a theologian. But I do know it’s semi creepy when someone on the internet seems somewhat obsessed with talking about women’s breasts.
After they were cast from the Garden of Eden, no man other than my husband is allowed to uncover my nakedness.
Nudity wasn’t ‘wrong’ until Eve ate the apple, and both her and Adam realized they were naked and felt ashamed. To have woman send you topless pictures is bad in my opinion, on your part, the women, and the people who will be viewing the pictures. I’m not the person to say whether it’s sin or not because it’s not clearly written in scripture ‘Do not send/recieve naked pictures’, and I’m also not God. I do believe it opens the doors for impurity though, which is a sin.
Not really. I mean the whole religion thing make sense but why make them nude in the first place?
What’s the obsession with breasts lately, Dan?
Eve was a sinner.
I wouldn’t use her as an example for anything.
yes, unless her name happens to be eve.
I admit I’m under the distinct impression that this was all a big joke and you’re only waiting to see how many chicks really send you topless pics.
you forget that God also covered them after they sinned. So i guess the answer to your question is — are we still in a world of sin?
I am going to unsubscribe I am so disgusted.
Actually I already subbed to every Asian girl who comments you.
My work is done.
well, weren’t they shamed also? aren’t we shameful now?
i wish there was an “awkward turtle” mini.
Well, since the teachings of the Bible focus on the heart (or motives) behind the actions taken, and I can’t imagine any pure reason for you to ask women to send you topless pics, I’d say yes. Do you have a rebuttal?
The Lord did create Adam & Eve naked. However, before the time that they sinned (and then quickly ran for cover behind some leaves or whatever) they were naked and unashamed…. unashamed because their source of love and measure of completeness came directly from the Lord. Once their eyes were opened to the knowledge of good and evil, their source of wholeness became distorted and they could no longer see themselves and each other in the light that the Lord does. That being said, maybe the Lord did not only create marriage as a symbolism of Himself and the Church as a whole, but maybe He also created it to provide a safe place for us to once again get close to that sense of completeness, that state of being whole and joyful and unashamed.
The Lord gives a man and a woman the gift of marriage, not a man and every other woman that he wants to look at and enjoy in lust. I have been around far too many men that look at and/or talk about other women around their wives/girlfriends (and it’s heartbreaking for outsiders – whether they look when their ladies are around or not), and I feel very sorry for those women who tell themselves that it’s okay that he looks at other women or pornography, but it must be tearing apart their soul. Or, at least that’s my take on it after being around a very chauvinistic father and compliant mother for way too many years.
Is it against the teaching of the Bible to ask men to send you pantless pics?
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I think we need to have a talk Dan.
About your addiction.
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Ya know what would be weird? If knees were something that were considered porn…or toes…or shoulders…of all things..why boobs? Really, we don’t need them to reproduce.
You told Jen, didn’t you?
@GhostBenjimon - But, Ben, think of the Hong Kong invasion! Where will they go? Odds are some of them will slip off to Dan’s site here…
You need to stay here and show the new Xangan Asians what’s what!
Yes.
Apparently, Adam & Eve has their own televeision channel now. It has naked people on all the time!
@DrugInducedDuck - The other creatures didn’t sin like Adam and Eve…they crossed the line. Sucks for them.
@SunshineOnARainyDays - Oh, because that makes a shit ton of sense.
@DrugInducedDuck - Geez, if you don’t agree, you don’t agree. I didn’t say that was the absolute truth. Lighten up.
@SunshineOnARainyDays - lol, the day I’m dead serious is the day zombies rise.
@DrugInducedDuck - I won’t wait around then. lol
Sin entered. BAM lust is here and lust is wrong according to the Bible. Looked at naked women/men arouses lust. You decide.
do you need everyone to tell you that it’s ok, so that you can use our opinions as your moral compass?
I want to comment, I really do, but I best just acknowledge that I have read this and go back to my safe little blog.
lame. i am now unsubscribing
Aren’t you married?!
How can it? God made boobs.
Doesn’t the bible just get you all hot and bothered? Mmm, nakedness, loss of innocence, and, of course, a long, thick, conniving snake. Yeah, Big G would probably be into the topless photos.
Eve was also ashamed.
You really need to see some huh? LoL…
Probably depends on your intentions. If you want to make her one of your wives or concubines, I’m sure it’s fine.
@kris_peoples - ”the Bible talks about a woman’s body belonging to her husband”
And before that her father. I wonder, if a religion condones the objectification of women in the middle of a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does the misogyny still make a sound?
@gratefulxgrapefruit - RAmen
hahahhahaha
it’s only wrong if you don’t send them a pic back
I don’t know, there’s seems to be a distinct lack of finding the humor in all of this…
And Dan darling, I think it’s less your obsession with boobies that’s showing, and more your sadness when people take offense to your more extreme posts…
If we’re going to use the bible for reference (something I am loathe to do, generally), then I would say it probably is wrong to ask a woman for boob shots. You’d have to go a couple books past Genesis for the quotes, though.
@elvesdoitbetter - that’s a koan I can wrap my head around.
You’re such a boob, Dan. Biblically (Ecclesiastes) you are supposed to be satisfied with the breasts of the wife of your youth. It’s not being topless that is a problem, it’s the desire to see topless women other than your wife.
@fullmetalbunny - but that doesnt mean you couldnt
Aww, now don’t everyone be mean to Dan. I don’t care for Dan’s idea, as I’ve said before, but I hardly consider him boob-obsessed. I mean, he’s refused my personal topless pics for posting several times now :-p j/k.
Unless she’s your wife, yes…in most cases.
Yes
lol…hmmmmm
I guess asking is no problem.
Wow bringing religion into this now? Tisk tisk. Dan I think you
either have a problem or are trying to start an online Xanga edition of
GirlsGoneWild…actually that would be quite lucrative I imagine. Maybe
you could call it “Xangareola”….hmm okay I want in. lol
geez Dan, you’re really trying to find a lot of reasons why asking for Xangans boob pictures aren’t going to bring you down to Hell aren’t you.
Uh, there was that whole sin and eternal shame thing.
But whatever.
I think, Dan, amusing as this all is to you, women are more than breasts, and despite your “edgy” campaign for cancer, you’ll just be spreading another kind.
I don’t think so!!
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You’re really after that topless thing aren’t you?
Yea, because after the Fall, God made Adam and Eve clothes. I guess He knew what Sin would do to us, lol. ~ L
I understand we all get writer’s block and have difficulty finding new exciting things to post. But there’s no shame in saying “hey I don’t have anything today.” Our local news does that here. There’s no big news so they explore some story like “the history of ________in Arkansas, and what it means to us today.”……….LAME! Or a story about some otherthing no one is interested in.
There are so many controversial issues we could discuss on Theo Cafe. There are religious stuff going all over the country that would make fodder for good posts. Like the Healing Revival in Lakeland Florida at Pastor Steve Strader’s church.
But this booby post looks like an act of a man with no other ideas, so he posted a droll silly question that ticked everyone off anyway. Like picking your battles, pick your posts Dan.
yes it is against the teaching of the bible!
i guess u need topless pics of ladies.
Eve is not a good example of it being OK. Eve was created
naked (we assume) and lived naked until sin entered the world and it
became a fallen world. after her sin, God clothed her. and, as we also
live in this fallen world, well… we should be clothed. Our nakedness
is very private.
hahaha. Are you trying to justify this to your wife by using adam and eve?
I think it’s not against the bible to do or not do anything. A couple days ago, my friend and I wanted to go to a XXX movie store, and I’ve never felt so violated in my life! So many naked chicks! There’s SO much porn out there that the female/male body isn’t really all that sacred anymore. Masturbating on webcams is the new thing now-a-days, but it takes away people’s imagination with actual evidence. If sending naked pictures is against the bible, then I think millions of people would be guilty (including myself). I mean, in today’s world, I think it’s hard NOT to go against the bibles teachings…unless you’re a hardcore religious person.
Weird question, why don’t we ask through our prayers? haha
technically….no i don’t think it is lol
They were both naked. Whats the point?
yeah
yes, but it has nothing to do with adam or eve. asking people to send you topless pics is a way of satisfying your own lust or helping other people satisfy their own. lust is sinful. hope that answers your question.
I’m not sure if it’s wrong, but its definitely raunchy.
When God opened thier eyes Adam and Eve looked and saw that they were naked and were ashamed. It is not that nudity in and of itself is a sin. It is the sin of adultry that brings shame to what had been designed to be so natural from the beginning. We have a deep seeded desire to cover our differences because of that shame.
If you get any takers, have them CC me.
Oh, can I have one of Jen?
Yes.
@lupus_lady - LOL!!!
Are you sure you’re a Christian? It is a sin to lust. Even I know that and I’m not even religious.
@Kristenmomof3 - why not
LOL!!!!!!
you know it’s just wrong don’t you dan?
well yeah, since it can cause people to fall into lust
Lol. At the moment, it is totally wrong.
YES BUT THAT WAS BEFORE THEY ATE THE FRUIT FROM THE TREE OF GOOD AND EVIL. AS SOON AS THEY DID THEY TRIED TO COVER UP. AND NOW BECAUSE WE LIVE IN A FALLEN WORLD WITH LUST IN IT. WE NEED TO STAY CLOTHED.