I think you do a bit of both, it just goes way the fuck over some people’s heads.
LIke the seal clubbing!
I generally don’t think that you mock people. However, it seems to me that you try to stay fairly neutral, for debate’s sake. Then again, I’ve only been watching your site for a month or two.
i think you are an independant mocking everyone. it’s always funny when it’s not me.
Whatever gets you the comments!
Liberal conservative is my vote.
I think I have no idea what your political viewpoints are specifically.
Some would say you’re being clever and others would say you’re just being cowardly and can’t pick a side. I’ll stick with clever.
I think you try to mock fairly. Other than that, I’m not going to say what I think you are.
a bit of both!
@Drakonskyr - I think you give the most accurate description, so I concur…
ohhhh big word, I feel special…
You’re pretty right wing but you generally post neutrally to keep the masses pleased. That doesn’t stop you from using Dan sarcasm every once in awhile though. I don’t think you pick any side. Everyone is fair game.
Worse than either: MODERATE!!!!!
(If you are, it’s okay – moderates have a special place in my heart.)
A centrist mocking everyone else…..
A left-leaning conservative who will make fun of anyone.
@kvdubs - one time.. i thought maybe libertarianism was a good idea, but then i read more about it.
Whatever your mood…
Does it REALLY matter?
I wish you would mock me.
@UnworthyofHisgrace - Yes. The fact that you’re on Dan’s site, looking at his Xanga post means it REALLY matters.
@Commander_Crichton - I guess what I REALLY meant is does it really matter what we think. Dan will do things his way regardless, thats why it doesn’t matter.
I think you are a moderate-conservative and you mock both ends of the political spectrum.
I think you’re an alien mocking us earthlings.
I believe you’re a conservative in the traditional sense and just go ahead and mock everybody.
Because, let’s face it, they make it easy for us to mock.
I think you do a pretty good job of mocking both. But I do get the impression that you are a conservative.
Oh definetily it’s theat conservative thing… which you say? Well, you now don’t you. :-b
Oh… HUG given!
conservative mocking liberals!
I don’t think you’re mocking anyone.
Or maybe you’re mocking everyone and I’m just too stupid to notice!
I think you’re a puppet master. My impression of you: “Yes…dance puppets, dance!” lol Nah, I’m kidding…a little
If I had to guess I’d say you’re a moderate who likes to make fun of both sides and stir the pot a little.
conservative
cml
@UnworthyofHisgrace - This is true. When we have as many footprints a week as Dan, then we’ll matter, too.
Why try to label yourself as one or the other? Maybe you are who you are mocking who you mock? No need to classify it as ‘liberal’ or ‘conservative’!!!
Neither, but I think you’re closer to conservative than liberal.
You bash extremists in your own extreme way. But id definitely have to say that i always thought you leaned more conservatively.
I think you like to mess with every one. Some days it’s easy to pick on the liberals, other days it’s the conservatives. It’s just so easy to get their goat.
I think you are an honest man for making fun of both.
But I’m pretty sure you lean more right socially at least. Or at least you’re much more right leaning than I am. Then again that’s not hard since I’m really far to the left.
I am a conservitive….
well i think it’s hilarious that most people did not just give a straight answer, not that i don’t agree with them.
my impression was always that you viewed yourself as a conservative mocking liberals, but in reality your opinions cannot be generalized into one caegory or the other. plus, you certainly mock both sides, so one answer or the other can’t possibly be correct.
Oh, I don’t think you fall too easily into either category, and you seem to like poking fun at people of all political stripes from time to time!
You do both. Most of the time I see you as a liberal mocking conservatives.
CML.
You’re an alien who only loves.
I think you enjoy doing both!
You are conservative. Whether you are extreme or not depends on the issue. I think any side, to any party, needs someone to show them how crazy they can get when left on their own.
I think there is no spoon.
How about a moderate mocking everyone! ha ha
You’re mainly independent making fun of everyone.
you’re a conservative liberal that like’s shocking people
I think you are a radical tree huggin lib.
You’re a blogger and not a mocker, oh right???
Why not both?
I’d say you are probably just a moderate.
@Drakonskyr - Agreed! [ummm... without the same words].
You do a little bit of both, Dan.
I say neither.
You’re a liberal mocking conservatives.
I repeat…You are a neo-conservative. I’ve seen a lot of people on here make comments about libertarians. Please folks! Look up neo-conservative and libertarian. Learn. Short version: Neo-Conservative – The appologetic “John McCain” sort of conservative who is not really interested in the preservation of the constitution, classic freedoms or national economic perservation. Libertarian – A stanch defender of the constitution and bill of rights with few variations generally with a very strict national economic view. And quite frankly I belive anyone who really looks at history, in conjunction with where the liberals would take country, in comparison with Socialism would see they are very nearly one in the same. Many liberals would like to think the unthinkable would never happen. But if you disarm the people and make them dependent on the government then you have total control.
The fact that Dan would consider voting Obama and his agenda makes him most certainly no libertarian and not much of a conservative. His “fiscally liberal” thoughts therefore must be considered Neo-Conservative however classically conservative his social thoughts. That might make him an independent but I hate the broad, spineless term of “moderate”.
I’ve always thought you were slightly conservative. Lol.
I think you’re a Xangan-Theologian riding on the proverbial fence of not really making any real statement ss to indicate anything that would imply anything for the purpose of not allowing any reader to infer anything concrete enough to have an answer with justifiable validity.
[said in one breath]
But, that’s just my humble opinion.
I think, like DMV, that you’re mocking everyone, but alot of it goes over people’s heads. I love when you’ve got a clearly sarcastic post and there’s people bitching about how they thought they knew you and how you’re turning to sin and they’re canceling their subscription and blah blah lake of fire all that cal.
You’re a fly. You can’t make up your mind on who to bother. xD
Eh, at first you seemed like a conservative but now I’m not exactly sure. C:
You’re a conservative who makes fun of everybody.
You mock whoever is being idiotic at the moment, and both sides do plenty of that.
I used to think you were a liberal picking on conservatives.. but I’ve noticed you’re actually moderately conservative. You mock both sides.
/default set to universal mockery
Both probably
Liberal mocking conservatives for sure.
Can’t we just mock everyone equally?!?!
You are a truly bi-partisan mocker.
you don’t leave anyone out, lawl…
A conservative mocking everyone.
I think you are a conservative bashing conservatives with a facade as a liberal basher.
Yes.
I don’t think you really mock people. You ask for everyone else’s opinion, and that keeps you neutral. But I believe you said you were conservative some time or another. So…neither.
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I think you do a bit of both, it just goes way the fuck over some people’s heads.
LIke the seal clubbing!
I generally don’t think that you mock people. However, it seems to me that you try to stay fairly neutral, for debate’s sake. Then again, I’ve only been watching your site for a month or two.
Who am I to say?
@Drakonskyr - lol… I totally concur!
I think you’re a moderate making fun of extremists on both sides.
Are you going to tell us the truth?
@Drakonskyr - Though I would have expressed it differently, I agree.
a libertarian mocking the green party.
I think you are one of those independents making fun of everyone who has chosen sides…
conservative
I don’t think you know what you are, but you seem equal opportunity.
Does it matter?
The words “conservative” and “liberal” are starting to turn me off.
In either case you do a good job of it
I’m going to go with the crowd and say, “independent”. (irony can be pretty ironic.)
You’re you. Fuck labels.
@MetallMaus - teehhee…oh i love libertarians.
but i think you mock both sides. i don’t think you are moderate though, because typically they don’t have strong opinions.
I think you’re some dude on the internet mocking everyone
I think you’re an anarchist
you are a conservative at heart but your mind tells you to go liberal sometimes because you`re smart enough to go with change.
you mock everybody.
I think you tend to make fun of both sides…whichever one can get you the most controversial topic
As for you…if I had to guess…I’d say you’re somewhere near the middle.
I think that I’d like to find my damn paperclips.
I have yet to see you mock someone
You’re a liberal conservative mocking conservative liberals. Yep.
I see you as more right leaning. That’s mainly because I’m more sensitive to liberal issues.
OH GOD MAKE IT GO AWAY WHY WON’T IT GO AWAY… i’m sorry, what was the question?
hey…what IS this place?
I think you’re a moderate mocking everyone.
You mock whoever is most mockable at the moment. Nobody is safe from your razor sharp wit.
…Neither?
I am not sure you really care that much
@complicatedlight - IT’S DARK AND ALONE AND BIG AND WHITE AND OH NO
Ever see The Black Hole?
i think you are an independant mocking everyone. it’s always funny when it’s not me.
Whatever gets you the comments!
Liberal conservative is my vote.
I think I have no idea what your political viewpoints are specifically.
Some would say you’re being clever and others would say you’re just being cowardly and can’t pick a side. I’ll stick with clever.
I think you try to mock fairly. Other than that, I’m not going to say what I think you are.
a bit of both!
@Drakonskyr - I think you give the most accurate description, so I concur…
ohhhh big word, I feel special…
You’re pretty right wing but you generally post neutrally to keep the masses pleased. That doesn’t stop you from using Dan sarcasm every once in awhile though. I don’t think you pick any side. Everyone is fair game.
Worse than either: MODERATE!!!!!
(If you are, it’s okay – moderates have a special place in my heart.)
A centrist mocking everyone else…..
A left-leaning conservative who will make fun of anyone.
@kvdubs - one time.. i thought maybe libertarianism was a good idea, but then i read more about it.
Whatever your mood…
Does it REALLY matter?
I wish you would mock me.
@UnworthyofHisgrace - Yes. The fact that you’re on Dan’s site, looking at his Xanga post means it REALLY matters.
@Commander_Crichton - Well then, I guess I don’t really matter either then
@Commander_Crichton - I guess what I REALLY meant is does it really matter what we think. Dan will do things his way regardless, thats why it doesn’t matter.
I think you are a moderate-conservative and you mock both ends of the political spectrum.
I think you’re an alien mocking us earthlings.
I believe you’re a conservative in the traditional sense and just go ahead and mock everybody.
Because, let’s face it, they make it easy for us to mock.
I think you do a pretty good job of mocking both. But I do get the impression that you are a conservative.
Oh definetily it’s theat conservative thing… which you say? Well, you now don’t you. :-b
Oh… HUG given!
conservative mocking liberals!
I don’t think you’re mocking anyone.
Or maybe you’re mocking everyone and I’m just too stupid to notice!
I think you’re a puppet master. My impression of you: “Yes…dance puppets, dance!” lol Nah, I’m kidding…a little
If I had to guess I’d say you’re a moderate who likes to make fun of both sides and stir the pot a little.
conservative
cml
@UnworthyofHisgrace - This is true. When we have as many footprints a week as Dan, then we’ll matter, too.
Why try to label yourself as one or the other? Maybe you are who you are mocking who you mock? No need to classify it as ‘liberal’ or ‘conservative’!!!
Neither, but I think you’re closer to conservative than liberal.
You bash extremists in your own extreme way. But id definitely have to say that i always thought you leaned more conservatively.
I think you like to mess with every one. Some days it’s easy to pick on the liberals, other days it’s the conservatives. It’s just so easy to get their goat.
Does it really matter?
@Konrado - As do I.
bit of both i suppose…but you did say that you were going to vote for obama…unless you weren’t serious about that…i really hope you weren’t.
i answer “d”….”all of the above”
I don’t think you are mocking anyone. I think you like to be a conservative but really you would fit better as a liberal. (liberal is NO bad word)
@dragonwiccagirl - Yes, are you Dan???
I think you are an honest man for making fun of both.
But I’m pretty sure you lean more right socially at least. Or at least you’re much more right leaning than I am. Then again that’s not hard since I’m really far to the left.
I am a conservitive….
well i think it’s hilarious that most people did not just give a straight answer, not that i don’t agree with them.
my impression was always that you viewed yourself as a conservative mocking liberals, but in reality your opinions cannot be generalized into one caegory or the other. plus, you certainly mock both sides, so one answer or the other can’t possibly be correct.
Oh, I don’t think you fall too easily into either category, and you seem to like poking fun at people of all political stripes from time to time!
You do both. Most of the time I see you as a liberal mocking conservatives.
CML.
You’re an alien who only loves.
I think you enjoy doing both!
You are conservative. Whether you are extreme or not depends on the issue. I think any side, to any party, needs someone to show them how crazy they can get when left on their own.
I think there is no spoon.
How about a moderate mocking everyone! ha ha
You’re mainly independent making fun of everyone.
you’re a conservative liberal that like’s shocking people
I think you are a radical tree huggin lib.
You’re a blogger and not a mocker, oh right???
Why not both?
I’d say you are probably just a moderate.
@Drakonskyr - Agreed! [ummm... without the same words].
You do a little bit of both, Dan.
I say neither.
You’re a liberal mocking conservatives.
I repeat…You are a neo-conservative.
I’ve seen a lot of people on here make comments about libertarians. Please folks! Look up neo-conservative and libertarian. Learn.
Short version:
Neo-Conservative – The appologetic “John McCain” sort of conservative who is not really interested in the preservation of the constitution, classic freedoms or national economic perservation.
Libertarian – A stanch defender of the constitution and bill of rights with few variations generally with a very strict national economic view.
And quite frankly I belive anyone who really looks at history, in conjunction with where the liberals would take country, in comparison with Socialism would see they are very nearly one in the same. Many liberals would like to think the unthinkable would never happen. But if you disarm the people and make them dependent on the government then you have total control.
The fact that Dan would consider voting Obama and his agenda makes him most certainly no libertarian and not much of a conservative. His “fiscally liberal” thoughts therefore must be considered Neo-Conservative however classically conservative his social thoughts. That might make him an independent but I hate the broad, spineless term of “moderate”.
I’ve always thought you were slightly conservative. Lol.
I think you’re a Xangan-Theologian riding on the proverbial fence of not really making any real statement ss to indicate anything that would imply anything for the purpose of not allowing any reader to infer anything concrete enough to have an answer with justifiable validity.
[said in one breath]
But, that’s just my humble opinion.
I think, like DMV, that you’re mocking everyone, but alot of it goes over people’s heads. I love when you’ve got a clearly sarcastic post and there’s people bitching about how they thought they knew you and how you’re turning to sin and they’re canceling their subscription and blah blah lake of fire all that cal.
You’re a fly. You can’t make up your mind on who to bother. xD
Eh, at first you seemed like a conservative but now I’m not exactly sure. C:
You’re a conservative who makes fun of everybody.
You mock whoever is being idiotic at the moment, and both sides do plenty of that.
I used to think you were a liberal picking on conservatives.. but I’ve noticed you’re actually moderately conservative.
You mock both sides.
/default set to universal mockery
Both probably
Liberal mocking conservatives for sure.
Can’t we just mock everyone equally?!?!
You are a truly bi-partisan mocker.
you don’t leave anyone out, lawl…
A conservative mocking everyone.
I think you are a conservative bashing conservatives with a facade as a liberal basher.
Yes.
I don’t think you really mock people. You ask for everyone else’s opinion, and that keeps you neutral. But I believe you said you were conservative some time or another. So…neither.