July 19, 2008
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Who is Hotter?
There is a contest going on right now to find Ms. Xangamerica on xanga. I was asked not to participate because of some little concern about me slanting the vote. I respect that but I thought I would like to give the contest a different spin here.
The contest was about posting photos and also blogging abilities. In staying with the theme of my site, I want to try something a little more superficial and judge it totally on looks.
Here are the contestants:
3. ELBOWpasta
5. Callmequell
(I added one that didn’t make it to the finals because it is my site and I can do whatever I want).
Who is hotter?
Comments (265)
Bekka (chocolatecoveredkittens).
Ha, also. Way to not add me, Dan.
ElbowPasta!!
It really depends on what picture you choose, Dan.
2 or 3 or 5. Because I said so.
#3 and stop copying meeee
Wow they are all so pretty
why not create a poll ?
elbowpasta
..meh…
HAHAHAHAH i love the last sentence that you put.
you do what you want &workin’ it, dan
I like ElbowPasta
she’s cute!
The others are cute too.
Me!!
(Because I’m in Houston, and it’s a million degrees right now!!!)
*sigh*
First boobies and now this??? I thought I left high school 30 years ago.
From those pictures, I’d say ELBOWpasta.
shallowness, thy name is DAN
Thanks for using the ugly one.
ELBOWpasta
elbowpasta
3 and why is my picture not up dan?
-_-
LOL – Oh Dan, you are so naughty!
antisoccermom
depends on which photo you use…
but I choose to not answer.
elbowpasta or callmequell
i’d have to go with ELBOWpasta
none
theoriginallimperial
I’m gonna go with Quell. Something about her modesty is very attractive.
Ha! Hilarious.
Add Kes! If you want.
@XxAlizexX - Ouch.
Me!
ChocolateCoveredKittens is next, though.
ElbowPasta
ChocolateCoveredKittens! <3
ChocolateCoveredKittens wins! It’s hard to pull off classy with a cigarette in your hands these days.
They are all STUNNING! It’s why they made it so far!
theOriginalImperial is by far the prettiest in a field of prettiness.
If I had to go solely on THESE pictures, I’d say TheoriginalImperial.
As for in the contest…I’m still weighing my options.
elbowpasta
Now this is a conversation. I just wasted 15 minutes getting through all the Bush vs. Pelosi failure stuff, when I could have been here!
ChocolateCoveredKittens
She is just all right all over. killer looks….awesome picture
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I can’t choose since I’m aware of people’s personalities and that always alters my perception of a person’s looks.
I’d go with the soccer mom if I had to. She has a Nancy Botwin (weeds) quality about her…
I think they are all gorgeous ,as are Kes and Paige,but I think Quell is by far the most beautiful~
HERE is a better pic!
@CallMeQuell - @seedsower -
Aie, you two so rock.
@Kestryl - You know we love you.
gorgeous, all of them.
@seedsower - Ah, grazi. You’re so very sweet.
definantly 2. TheoriginalImperial… yum-o!
As cute as (3) ELBOWpasta is, I have the hots for (5) Callmequells.
@Kestryl -
@huginn - Thanks!
3 elbowpasta (:
the second lady looks the best in the picture but photoshop and lighting can do alot cough sarah jessica parker cough.
2 or 5
I plead the Fifth.
ITs a tie between AMS and Elbowpasta
elbowpasta
whoever shows their boobs is the hottest one
The contest was not just about looks. Good thing woman don’t judge men solely by their looks. Alot of you would be alone if woman were as superficial as men!
@comet555 - oh so true, men are pigs
ELBOWPasta. Random props.
Dan always succeeds in putting a smile on my face with his comments about his blog. [;
@steph843 - yeah
I’ll have to go with callmequells.
elbow pasta looks really cute.
@comet555 - haha, true. but some men on Xanga are SO ugly… we should have an ugly contest… yeah I said it!
Elbow pasta
@VaultESL - chicken!
Sorry, according to looks, they’re all cuties! Can’t decide that way!
id most definitely go with elbow pasta. definitely.
theoriginalimperial
3&5. total tie.
#2
Elbowpasta is cute…but too young looking for my taste. I’m going with Chocolatecoveredkittens. She’s hot.
ELBOWpasta
Quell, for sure.
ELBOWpasta.
Yes, yes, y-e-s.
Callmequells…
well i’ve got to go with elbowpasta…
Can I vote for all of them? Because I’m impartial like that…
3
number 3
2
my vote goes to chocolatecoveredkittens.
How old is elbowpasta? She is either really young – like 12 years old- or needs some meat on her bones. But even if she is 12, she still needs some meat on dem bones!
ELBOWpasta.
5 or 6
6
TheoriginalImperial…hands down
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@k8tthelate - You TELL him Katers
@LifeNeedsProtection - @k8tthelate - You said it ladies! lol
I don’t vote.
I have more then one sub listed and I won’t play favorites…
I do like Quells safety glasses though… since I have to wear safety glasses all of the time, I relate. lol
#3
I dont judge women as hot but #2 is beautiful and photogenic. She wins!
3. She’s really pretty.
#4!
i love hair like that!
choices choices….
@antisoccermom -
He put up one of your best now. but really you don’t have an ugly picture
Anisoccermom
elbowpasta
I like #2. She has a nice natural beauty. They’re all pretty, though.
@comet555 - 100% agreed.
These are all lovely girls. I actually think CallMeQuells and Antisoccermom’s sites are best though.
-WomanOfLight a/k/a ex-Squeakysoul
@adifferentkindofbeautiful - AMEN TO THAT.
Elbowpasta is a hottie.
ELBOWpasta
I like elbow pasta myself.
1. Sorry, I’m not much for blondes.
2. Definitely my second pick! She’s quite attractive.
3. Looks amazing!
4. Cute, but the cigarette (or faux cigarette, whatever) is not.
5. I’m really hoping those aren’t yellow sunglasses. I’d rather see a smiling pic of her – I have a feeling she’d gorgeous when in a genuine laugh/smile.
6. Lay off the makeup a bit. Most women simply don’t realize how beautiful they are underneath the makeup and hair dye.
@keensandmerrills - She doesn’t look as thin there as stephaniemarie. And it’s not her bones sticking out (at least from that picture) – she’s just thin.
I like women a little more curvy, but I think she looks amazing.
December (6) by far. No one else is even comparable…if we are going by looks here. Elbow pasta is “cute” but Dec. is gorgeous…and being a blonde myself….I admire US most of all.
I’m not going to lie; I love ELBOWpasta like there is no tomorrow.
She’s beautiful (inside and out).
I am!!!!
antisoccermom!
i dunno,,, but chocklate covered kitties has the hottest name,,,, by far.
4 & 6
2. TheoriginalImperial
is that a smoke or a pen in her hand?
elbowpasta for her natural girl next door looks, but if that is really antisoccermom, she is beautiful
elbowpasta.
Isn’t one of those photos like old and not so updated? I choose not to answer either. They are all very pretty
elbow pasta looks the hottest naturally.
dan, you have gone to crap.
Number 4 definately and my room mate TD says she is hot.
elbowpasta!
@la_faerie_joyeuse - They both look the same to me. But then and again I’m not a fan of women having ultra-thin waif bodies. I think women should be active- physically fit, a bit muscular, &the proper weight for their height. I can always tell the difference in magazines between a regular model who is posing as an athlete and an actual athlete. I think the athlete is by far the more beautiful, esp if she doesn’t fit into a size 0,1 or 3
i like elbowpasta… and maybe antisoccermom…
sincerely antisoccermom, i see that everyones voting for elbowpasta, she would have been my second choice
i wonder if everyone is voting for her cuz shes got what most women want, that itty bitty waist.
They’re all cute but if I had to choose one, I’d pick elbowpasta.
They’re all very gorgeous.
Dan, you’re so superficial
EADIE!
EADIE!
EADIE!
EADIE!
EADIE!
antisoccermom and chocolatecoveredkittens
Antisoccermom all the way.
i say 2
well, apparently i’m an ugly duckling. although, i actually hate that picture.
I can’t compete with prof photos, model shots, and a 17 year old girl.
ChocolateCoveredKittens
shit, I meant ELBOWpasta
The last one and elbow pasta (:
ChocolateCoveredKittens
3. ELBOWpasta
stephaniemaria
They are all beautiful young women, just as all women are.
antisoccermom looks classic. elbowpasta looks fresh/hip
Totally choclatecoveredkittens…the whole schoolgirl thing is pretty hot…
I think I’ll choose No.1. She looks energetic.
Or No.4 is nice too.
ELBOWpasta, Antisoccermom and Callmequells, I can’t decide really…
3 or 6
ELBOWpasta
2 & 3.
Can I vote twice?
Eh, to be honest none of them.
ElbowPasta. She’s cute and looks like a girl next door type. Approachable, that’s what the people like these days! lol
You changed ASM’s photo and not mine? Is this make Raquel lose day? Were you working for ElbowPasta this entire time? I should have known!
ELBOWpasta.
TheoriginalImperial is a natural beauty.
elbow pasta!! XD
Does anyone else think that first one looks like Pumkin from Flavor of Love? (Sorry if anyone else said this already, I didn’t read ALL the comments)
@antisoccermom - can you say shallow! Good greif! There’s not a damn thing wrong with the picture Dan used of you. It’s a beautiful picture in fact. Yet you sit there and call yourself ugly. Fat ass me has more self respect and self esteem than you do evidently. If I were to vote it sure as hell wouldn’t be for you for the simple fact that you appear to be so damn shallow.
All are beautiful.
theoriginalimperial and elbowpasta, though i think i’m leaning more towards theoriginalimperial.
haha!
You should have told people where to vote.
I kind of like guys better… =:p
wow…half the people are only going to go based on pictures. I took half the effort and glanced through their sites. But the person I want isn’t even in the running anymore!
What a disappointment xanga.
This is prom queen all over
(sorry pms)
@LifeNeedsProtection - Someone needs to call the Waaaambulance.
OriginalImperial
they’re all so beautiful it’s hard to decide!
Psh. Easy
2 and 3 look like models. 5 and 6 are really pretty too.
The most creative one is CallMeQuell.
ELBOWpasta =)
I like #s 2 and 3.
ELBOWpasta.
Grammatically, you should say “who is hottest?” as there are more than two choices. Nerdfighters for the win.
elbowpasta. she has a girl next door thing going for her.
Number 1
Well they are all hot, but my vote goes to ELBOWpasta
3 or 4
antisoccermom
unless she photoshopped out massive zits or something
or has an ugly body
=)
i like the spirit of the first one and the confidence of chocolatecoveredkittens
but if another person says elbowpasta ill cry… shes WAY too skinny… its not feminine to have NO figure… its little boy like and weird…
CallMeQuell or ChocolateCoveredKittens.
i voted for stephmarie and elbowpasta haha
Quell is a smokin’ beauty!
CalMeQuell has that Sofia Loren look!
Quell FTW!
@antisoccermom - How can you say it’s ugly, when you no perfectly well it’s not
Too many up there are my friends. And they’re all perty.
2 or 3…
I am leaning toward the 3rd but 2 looks nice as well
I’m surprised that you would take this superficial route. However, I like ELBOWpasta#3 -
# 3 is by far the cutest in my always right opinion
Christian Bale.
yourmomv2.0 or somethinglikethat
elbowpasta is definately the hottest!!! im jealous lol
They are all gorgeous. It really depends on what you like.
2 or 3
#3, hands down… Can’t make a clean joke about the name ElbowPasta…
I’m kinda suprised… I would’ve figured that you’d say: “Based completely on looks, who has the best personality?”
antisoccormom
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my vote is for ‘ChocolateCoveredKittens’
I’d say none, and this is only my opinion but let’s look at just the photos.
#1 thinks she’s already won buy wearing that. Her ego is just too big… and it would grow bigger if she actually won.
#2 has a cute pic, but she looks like she’s in the middle of cleaning her house. Also the camera is pointed at you… people are watching… look at the camera!
#3 is looking at cars passing her buy on the road while she tries to “show off” her body for attention. Also her hair looks like she just woke up.
#4 might be going for the cute sexy secretary look, but her hair is a bit big even for being curly. Not to mention the cancer stick she’s holding.
#5 there’s not much there.Do we really need to see that armpit?
#6 you’re not Marilyn, Anna or Lindsay. Looks way too high to be a model.
If I really had to choose the best one out of all of these, it would have to be #2 because she looks the most “for real” out of all the others.
Number 3 (ELBOWpasta) has that “cute” innocent look like the girl from next door who still plays with her neighbors. Most people dig that look and I agreed it’s “cute”. On the other hand, number 4 (chocolatecoveredkittens) has a good body figure. I think they both are gorgeous but, if you have to make me choose I think number 4 is hotter physically.
<3 elbow pasta
elbowpasta
It’s really close between 2 and 6…
TheoriginalImperial has the best/most interesting photo, and she is clearly the hottest.
PS: It’s a bit hard to tell which name goes with which photo if one is just casually scrolling through them.
elbowpasta!! she looks like leighton meester (blair from gossip girl).
ELBOWpasta,
She’s gorgeous =3
i vote #3 too.
ack, woops, I meant theoriginalimperial. ELBOWpasta is pretty too though.
number TRES elbowpasta ! =)
I have to vote for AntisoccerMom
definitely either elbowpasta or antisoccermom…. hmm, sorry, gotta go with elbowpasta for personal preference, I always went for the brunettes (I married one, I better say that, huh?!)
I like both of TheoriginalImperial and ELBOWpasta, they are cute. The rest are pretty. Is that a cigertte in Callmequell? cuz that is a major turn off. Show lack of health care.
@FiranZalhonan - i agree with most of what you wrote!!
ooooooo i think its between elbow pasta and Chocolate covered kittens.
2. TheoriginalImperial
I would say that I’m insulted that I wasn’t on the list …
But you know that I really couldn’t care less.
ChocolateCoveredKittens.
@keensandmerrills - I prefer a curvaceous, ultra-feminine body to an athletic one, so I understand your preference. However, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with having a naturally slim body (models usually don’t count, as they smoke & starve to stay slim), at least as long as you’re not touting that body as the ideal, or the one that “everyone” should have.
I’m really more of the idea of multifaceted beauty, and since neither of the thinnest women in the pictures above were trying to show off their bodies specifically as ideal or to be emulated, I say let them rock what nature lent them.
I just think there’s a different standard between celebrities who make their living out of flaunting their body, and just regular bloggers on xanga who thought this competition should be fun. I don’t think you should hold them to the same requirements, and I thought your critique was kind of inappropriate for this setting.
#6 and #2.
chocolatecovered kittens and callmequell
@la_faerie_joyeuse - if they are willing to submit their pictures in a public setting for a contest then they should be aware they might be critiqued. And the question posed here is completely, totally based on appearance. I may not have answered the question yet but I do believe this is a public forum where people are allowed to comment so long as it is appropriate. So my comment was not completely out of line. I do think Elbowpasta is very beautiful and may have used her as a springboard to make a comment about something else but so what.
Elbowpasta is OBVIOUSLY the hottest, but we all know who’s going to win.
antisoccermom
@FiranZalhonan - I get your point, but Dan picked the picture, I didn’t, I actually don’t think it’s one of my best. The picture was a joke for the contest. Feel free to see any of my other pictures.
5
elbow pasta
gets my vote
maus.
Whoa, Dan. I came back just to read the comments…and they were interesting, to say the least. Yet another reason I opted not to run – not that I’d make it this far, but still. I mean, while we all have a right to an opinion, I think some of the comments were a bit harsh. 0_o
What about writing ability…
Mmm… chocolate covered kittens…
I’m kind of turned off by cigarettes, but she’s definitely my type.
antisoccermom
Quell,hands down!
CallMeQuell
Don’t really consider any to be “hot.” But ELBOWpasta has a charm and a combination of physical beauty/cuteness that trumps the others hands down IMO.
Elbowpasta. Most definitely.
antisoccermom 4 evah!
can i be anymore highschool here?
but she’s pretty… even not based on that pic. =D
Definetly antisoccermom
I think number two– she’s the most real and has genuine beauty.
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@antisoccermom - All the best to you…
ElbowPasta
OMG. That ElbowPasta is really really hott
definitely elbowpasta, natural is so much more attractive
elbowpasta
Elbowpasta FTW!
TheoriginalImperial is a real beauty…
Elbowpasta~!!!
Number 4 is the hottest (if she didn’t have the ciggie in her hand…) number 3 is the prettiest…
i think elbowpasta is the prettiest
definately antisoccermom, she’s gorgeous.
Callmequell
3 elbowpasta or 6 anti soccermom definately… and soccermom don’t worry your hot enough already even for your “bad” pic
#2 or #6
@gsuni - That is a professional photo so it does have good lighting and I am wearing make up, but I am unsure of the photoshopping.
I might look different in unprofessional photos, but I’d say that I don’t have it like Sarah Jessica Parker at all. Not hardly.
i’m not participating.
ChoclolateCoveredKittens
#2. #4 maybe, but she is… smoking.
Antisoccermom.. for sure.. and hands down.
Seriously.
Elbowpasta, hands down. The rest look fake to me.
Elbow pasta is adorably precious.
ELBOWpasta!! Not only is she hot, she’s natural looking
Definitely ELBOWpasta and ChocolateCoveredKittens.
the last one by a long shot
I ALMOST went with #4 (CCK), until I saw the cigarette.
So the AntiSoccerMom wins.
between 2 and 6 … possibly 2
elbowpasta is the only one whom I think is remotely attractive. Fuck if these people are on the list, I definitely should be.
wow, yeah, they are all pretty! I think I’d have to choose Antisoccermom though. Her good photo quality helps, too.
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