July 26, 2008
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The Last Heterosexual Woman
I mentioned in my photoblog that Hayden Panettiere said she would have an affair with Angelina Jolie. She also said she would hook up with Jessica Alba or Charlize Theron.
One of the comments was “Who wouldn’t want to hook up with Jessica Alba?” Queerflux
Another comment was “That’s how it is these days, being bisexual/bicurious is in style.” UnVolume
Another comment was “Cant say that I blame her, really.” KestrylBut then we heard from Paige:
“Ok I admit it I look at some girls and can see the why another girl would be interested. Another girl, just not me.
Am I the last totally heterosexual woman on earth?” Trunthepaige
Is Paige the last totally heterosexual woman on earth?
Comments (156)
No indeed not!
no and i would know.
I’m definitely heterosexual.
I’ll bet she’s a lezzie.
No. As I had previously replied to Paige on the other post, I feel the same way as Paige. I like men. And only men.
Nope, I’m a heterosexual woman!
I hope not. Although I have to tell you that as the father of two young daughters, I’ll be glad when this bi/lesbian craze among young girls goes out of style.
every atheist finds god in a foxhole
I hope Paige isn’t the last heterosexual woman on earth. I would shudder to think of the competition I’d have to get through for her.
No, there are still plenty of us out here.
Nope. I’ve got a ton of adamantly heterosexual woman-type friends.
@striemmy - At heart, not every atheist is a delusional fuck.
I’ll keep her company in a completely platonic way. So no, she’s not.
But I understand how she can feel that way.
Not at all.
I hope not.
Of course not!
Sure
I am so happy, I am not alone.
@OstentatiousEloquence - Wishful thinking?
Not on earth, maybe the last on on Xanga (which sounds like an appropriate name for a planet of bi-curious inhabitants).
No! I’m completely heterosexual. Of course, I’m married so I’m off the market forever, anyway.
Nope. I look at these women and I think they’re pretty or have pretty things about them but I would never want to “do” them….that’s just icky.
@trunthepaige - not really
nope.
I wouldn’t say so.
nope. when i see a beautiful woman, i either admire her, or envy her. i dont want to hook up with her
Nope, she’s not the last. I have no desire for another woman sexually, though I can appreciate the beauty and desirability of another woman and there is a big difference.
I wouldn’t know. I’m bisexual. And PROUD of it.
Rest assured, Paige: You are not the last heterosexual woman on the planet. I am in your ranks.
@trunthepaige - Hahaha.
And another thing, how can she be with Milo V. (not gonna try to spell it) and think about women?
I don’t get it.
Nope!
If she can look at other girls and see why some girls are interested, I don’t think shes really “totally heterosexual”. I don’t have a problem with people that are gay or bisexual but I was actually thinking about this earlier, sometimes when people seem really anxious to get it out there that they are absolutely NOT INTERESTED IN THE SAME SEX….doesn’t that kind of make them come off as being in the closet?
Nah, half of my female friends are good and straight.
No, but I would go bi for Hayden. She is hot!
I hope not.
Nah, girls aren’t for me either. I have friends who are straight but kiss girls for fun. I don’t even think I could do that (for what when there are plenty of guys to kiss for fun too?)
Bisexuality is overrated. Just like Hayden. Have you seen her new music video? It was so stupid I think watching it has ensured the retardation of my future children.
if she is the last one, then i pity the men. who will the guys turn to?
@Nanaline - So when you see a beautiful pure bred horse, do you want to have sex with it?
I hate to tell you this, but you are projecting. Some of us, apparently you are not one of us, can admire beauty and not become sexual aroused by it.
nope
then again i would have thought admiring the same sex and liking their looks, would make you gay/lesbian… then i guess i am never bisexual then, though i have liked the girls but never really had sexual realtionship. douno if i wud wanna do it.
highly doubt it.
but i don’t know if ANYONE can be 100% heterosexual.
@oanhie - That says much more about you than anyone else.
Nope Paige isn’t the last Heterosexual….while I think women can be beautiful, pretty or have nice whatever….I have as of yet to look at a woman or think of a woman in a sexual way.
no definitely not.
nope!
Would be nice!!!
Ever since I saw Monster I’ve been kind of turned off by Charlize Theron. She even had a topless scene in that movie and I was still kind of disgusted.
And personally, I think you can still physically admire someone of the same gender and not be homosexual or bisexual. I see modeling pictures of David Beckham in his underwear now and then and think “Damn, that’s a good looking guy”. Doesn’t mean I’m gay or anything.
And ladies, when you look at a picture of a model or actress and think “Wow, she’s beautiful”, isn’t it essentially the same thing? Doesn’t make you a lesbian does it?
“Why can’t a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?”
I’m fully bisexual, so I really don’t know.
she better not be. she’s married and the rest of us single guys would be up the crick…
@trunthepaige - didn’t you tell me that you might consider it, if the woman had good taste in beer? Or am I thinking of someone else?
I want to have anal sex with you as soon as possible.
I love men. I can say girls are pretty or that I wish I had body parts of theirs. But I could never date or kiss or whatever another girl.
Just not my cup of tea.
Xo
Girls smell too girly and stuff. I like man-stink.
Just kidding. But I do like men.
I’m with you, Paige!
Probably.
no, but i find most women check out other women and compare themselves rather than checking out other guys. that could be part of where that comes from.
@trunthepaige - Ha! Ha! Flowers are pretty, too. I must want to have sex with flowers according to nanaline.
About the original question. Paige is not the only heterosexual woman left. Kissing other girls is icky. The lip gloss, the hair, the perfume…all of it just ick. It just does nothing for me.
I consider myself completely heterosexual. But I do not have a phobia of homosexuality, and I wouldn’t even have a problem with being the minority in heterosexual women.
@paoguy118 - Why do you care who your daughters find attractive? What would you do if one (or both) turned out to be gay?
@striemmy - …not this atheist.
@huginn - You could also date a bisexual woman, though. And seriously, even if she was the last woman on earth period, would you really want to date/marry/sex a Christian extremist? You two just seem like you would kill each other.
@la_faerie_joyeuse - You could also date a bisexual woman, though.
True enough, and I treat bisexuality as a neutral trait.
And seriously, even if she was the last woman on earth period, would you really want to date/marry/sex a Christian extremist?
There’s a comicbook published by Vertigo Comics called Y The Last Man, it is about a mysterious illness that kills all men in the world save one. With death of the world’s leaders and half the world’s population, the remaining women had to regroup and rebuild the world.
I was thinking along these apocolyptic lines.
You two just seem like you would kill each other.
Yeah. =)
@catherine_constantlyblogging - Thank you! I wish more people would embrace their sexuality.
@oanhie - Well, to give you an example: I really enjoy the broad shoulders and slim hips of a masculine figure. I really enjoy my partner being stronger than me, having a deep voice, and being taller than me. Without these attributes, it would be very difficult to be attracted to someone. I definitely do NOT like androgynous figures: if I was going to desire women sexually, I would desire someone who looks basically like me: short with an extreme hourglass figure. Ruler-shaped women hold absolutely no aesthetic appeal to me. However, I have absolutely no desire to be romantically/sexually involved with someone who has the same body shape as me. First of all, there’s no penis, which I definitely consider highly important. But also, there’s no contrast in our bodies. I simply wouldn’t be interested whatsoever. I can appreciate a lovely female body as a work of art, but I do not have sexual thoughts upon seeing even the loveliest.
@Nanaline - You have a good point. Usually it’s the people who take EVERY opportunity to talk about their heterosexuality who are trying to cover up for something.
@huginn - I love how homosexuality equates to death for you! Big lols at that.
But regardless, all the lesbian couples would be dying to have babies, so they would use your sperm without necessarily having to have sex with you. Population wouldn’t be a problem.
@Leonidas - Bisexual girls like men, too.
I sure hope not
@huginn - agreed
Not the last, no.
Oh, no way. There’s lots of totally heterosexual women out there. Most of my female friends wouldn’t go for another girl.
I just don’t happen to be one of them!
Either way, Paige is gorgeous so I bet she gets attention from all sides. =]
She wasnt when her and I went out that night.. .. meow
no
Definitely straight as an arrow!!
No. I’m bicurious, but I don’t think all women are.
Definitely not the last…there are tons of attractive females in the world, but the concept of wanting to be with them in a sexual way is completely beyond me. It’s just not going to happen.
you know what, i completely hate it when ppl just begin to think basically every girl in the room is bi or a lez.
or when someone says something, and then say “i’m not a lesbian tho”, and they truly mean that, ppl say, “you know, it’s ok if you’re a lesbian. i wouldn’t care. are you?”
i’m heterosexual too.
i wouldnt know really….
Nope. She wants me baby.
@trunthepaige - I can admire beauty, I think my best friend is absolutely gorgeous and I’ve been insanely jealous of her for years, and I actually used to be bisexual for about a year when I was younger, but now that I’m older I just don’t understand how someone can be attracted to someone of the same sex in a way that they can picture being in a sexual situation with them but not be bisexual.
For example, I do happen to love animals and I admire them all the time but I have never thought “I understand why other horses want to have sex with that horse” Just like I look at girls and think they are pretty but I don’t think “I know why people want to sleep with her”
You see? Theres a difference between admiring something and being sexually attracted to it.
@Nanaline - Yes there is, were did you get the idea i said I could picture being in a sexual relationship with them?
Me thinks there is a failure to communicate going on here
Hell no she’s not the last one! I’ve never done anything with someone of the same sex, nor will I ever.
Nope
no. haha
That would suck. I hope not. She’s not only happily married, but also clearly not interested. Paige once told me that I was in touch with my feminine side…but the problem is that MY femenine side was a full on bull dyke. That was funny.
@indigolady - I feel the same way.
Well, being gay I can’t really speak for myself, but…I don’t think so.
Yes, and she should be shot for it, as well. We can’t have those heterosexuals ruining our moral standards.
nope
Nope
I am 100% hetero. Although I have the ability to look at other women and admire the fact that they are physically beautiful (much like Hayden Pannettiere), I have absolutely no desire to have a sexual relationship with them because of it.
Who cares.
I’m gonna go with I’m the second to last. I can’t speak for other women, but I’m sure Paige isn’t the last.
Stifling immature comment questioning Trun’s gender…Okay, yeah, I’m pretty straight too.
hetero girls are only hetero cuz theyve never done anything with another girl
give them time… in time… they will disappear =)
haha i dont know if thats a good thing or a bad thing and im not a lesbian… never did much with a girl but id definitely say im bicurious
I’d say not – I know plenty of women who only have interest in men.
no paige you are not i am very strictly dickly!!!!
@la_faerie_joyeuse - i agree..the penis is a very important part! i love men, and all the characteristics you mentioned!
when i said i highly doubt it, i was doubting that Paige is the only heterosexual woman out there. the next line i added was because i really don’t know if you can be 100% heterosexual. that was a thought/question, not a statement. it’s cool that you’re completely hetero. thanks
I think homosexuality is futile. Two of the same just aren’t biologically made to fit together. :-/
FYC, I’m straight.
paige, i’m totally heterosexual too. don’t feel so alone
yes, yes she is :p
@smileykaytie - ”hetero girls are only hetero cuz theyve never done anything with another girl”
Well yeah that is very true. By definition that is true. I have never had sex with a toaster oven ether. Yep but if I did, I suppose I would be a toastersexual. And the only reason you would not be a toastersexual, was because you had never done anything sexual with a toaster oven. The day willcome when all girls are toastersexual. Face it toaster ovens are just hot.
^^^Ha!
Does that mean that I’m a babywipesexual because…nevermind.
I think women can make silly comments about other women because they are heterosexual. It’s dumb, I know, but I’ve done it too.
Yeah, it appears not, judging by these comments.
And anyway. Of course not. Unfortunately, being bicurious IS in style. And it really gives a terrible, disgusting name to everyone who is genuinely queer.
nope. I don’t think I would ever want to ‘do’ a women.
sexuality is fabricated by society.
when someone like angelina jolie who is so overly sexualized, then anyone with a sexual pulse might want something with her.
those who stick to heterosexuality or whatever sexual orientation they chose which doesn’t include having any sexual thing with a female, then that person will say no…
first, i gotta know who she is?
The male body is ugly. Even if I was gay, I’d still find the male body to be grotesque! I don’t know how you ladies put up with us guys. Women are soft, smooth, and smell great… Man, I need a girlfriend!
why is everyone so wrapped up in heterosexuality vs homosexuality? what’s the big deal? fall in love with someone for who they are. things would be so much easier if people stopped overthinking and analyzing things and just LIVED.
i’m def straight. ew. i can’t imagine myself making out with another woman.
uh, guess not, judging from these comments+
definitely not.
There better be more straight women, otherwise I’m screwed.
Most definetly not. I am straight and don’t plan on changing that. Stupid people think I am gay simply because I have a vast amout of gay and lesbian friends. Never knew gay and lesbian was contagious.
@paoguy118 - I agree with you completely. The way I see it all of these girls who choose to do that will grow up and be incredibly ashamed of how stupid they acted when they are young. Accepting something is one thing but going out, acting as if you are homosexual when you really aren’t and getting drunk and stupid is really quite another. The worst part is these are generally the people who gve homosexuals a bad name, not people who really are. The whole fad really just astounds me.
I have many gay and lesbian friends too. I don’t approve of their choices, but I love them as people. There is nothing trendy about that lifestyle at all.
Best hope not…
I’d never count myself in like that.
i think that one’s sexuality extends farther beyond which body parts you want to put where- it’s a continuum.
Example, the Kinsey scale with 0 being 100% heterosexual and 6 being 100% homosexual, most people fall in the middle.I consider myself a 2, most days.
I hope not…
I’m totally heterosexual for Paige.
No way, I’m right there with you!
Totally (completely, straight as a rod) heterosexual… YUP.
I can agree to what Paige said. I can admire a girls’ body and think it’s extremely gorgeous and “tappable”, but I would not want to “tap that”.
@roaritsamonster - Aah! Someone knows of the Kinsey scale. [:
No, I’ll comment on how sexy a woman is and what not, but would I ever honestly go through with anything? No.
No. However, the lines for sexuality are really not firm these days.
I think that everyone has homosexual tendencies, naturally. They can be way more straight than gay though, but I do believe that most people have at least thought about something like that before.
Statistically speaking 14% of all women ages 16-25 in the US are willing to try, have tried or are committed to relations with the same sex.
shes not the last one. i am
i’m completely heterosexuell.
i got hit on by a girl once… really weird feeling. o.O
i dont find girls eroic in any way.
well i’d like to hv some cute ladies loving me but i just want to be popular with them doesnt mean i wanna have sex with them, so what is it called?
Paige is just contrary. It’s going out of style.
No.
I’m with the girl.
I see plenty of girls and I can see how other girls or guys would find them attractive.
But I’m not attracted to them.
is Hayden Panettiere lesbian? I am sure that’s taken out of context, some how!
No. I am very much a heterosexual woman.
no, there isno woman (celebrity or not) that attracts me.
No.. I can appreciate female beauty, but then again so can I appreciate male beauty. I don’t want to touch another girl and I’m quite happy with my boyfriend.
So no… lol, I’m a heterosexual woman too.
Just because its in, doesn’t make it right, especially not for everyone. Thank you Paige for making a statement! You are not alone!
Women are beautiful, I just do not see myself in bed with them.
There are a few women I’m definitely attracted to.
no way! so happy to say “you’re not alone, Paige!”
NO! man…
Being with a woman has never been an option in my mind, regardless of how attractive she might be.
Nope. I likies the mens.
We men are to blame.
yeah Obviously I’m the only disagreeing??
thats ok coz I like to be different any damn way
but I’m bisexual and I say it PROUDLY!
gotta frkn problem with it,
get over it
@trunthepaige - Will there be pictures?
@babygirl34208 - I think there are at least 40 others saying the same thing you did. So you are not the only one disagreeing. What there is to disagree with, I can think of something, but none of you have made a lot of sense.
@LauraChristine83 - Women are beautiful I agree. Who would have thought you would need to be carfull about saying that. or some would be insulted by my words
I have some friends who are completely straight, so I know she’s not the last one on earth. But I also know this isn’t a phase/fad issue with me. Or if it is, it’s one I’ve been going through my entire life.
I venture to say the only reason people think it’s a fad is because it’s in the news all the time. If being straight were in the news, people would think it was a fad too!
Well I’m bisexual…so you can take me off the hetro list.
I think she is.
To me, if you consider yourself completely heterosexual, and your walking down the street and have even the tiniest sexual thought or physical attraction about someone you pass that is of the same sex, then that would make you not heterosexual. I am not saying it would make you completely Bi-sexual, maybe a little bi-curious, but you would no longer be completely heterosexual.
EDIT: trunthepaige has a point. Haha!
I’m with Paige. I can realize girls that are attractive and see why others would like them, but I leave it at that. Just because I think a girl is good looking doesn’t mean I’m going to suddenly trade in my heteroness and hook up with her. Sheesh!
I think paige likes to have this “I’m-a-moral-person-cuz-I’m-a-Christian” thing going. She might or might not be completely uninterested in women, but I suspect she might just be making it a point to keep up the “moral” veneer. Or not.
I’m straight, but what’s wrong with seeing another woman as being attractive? I think that’s sort of close-minded to not want to appreciate someone else’s beauty.
No! I’m totally heterosexual. I find girl kissing other girls to be gross. Sorry.
definitely not.
i don’t mind when my friend’s come out
but i’m really tired of EVERYONE being bi, or gay
and then people assume I because i hang out with them
and it’s just like “how about NOT, kthxbye”
It’s kind of sad when you see a girl
And automatically assume they’re bi or gay
Nope, I’m quite heterosexual!
Definitely not.
Easy question no!
And for Pete’s sake, Jessica Alba is really not all that.
I sure hope not. My wife of 34 years has many friends, both guy and gal, but she is definitely loyal to me. There must be a lot of gals out there, that this idea grosses them out.