August 15, 2008
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Guided by the Penis
A man almost lost his penis after he decided to have sex with a steel bench in Hong Kong.
The man had to call for help after he got stuck in the steel bench. Here is the link: Link
Do you think that the average man is ultimately guided by his penis?
Comments (296)
It’s about time you make an entry out of this.
Yes. That’s why women look for above average men.
I think some men make bad choices because of their hormones. However, I think when it comes down to it, there is more to a man than his penis.
To some degree,YES, but nowhere close to the extreme degree of others……The incident on HK is as far from avergae as one can get…..
I…almost don’t have any words. What the HELL is wrong with that guy? Ow. Ow. Ow. I can’t even imagine. Geez.
Is the average man guided by his penis? Probably, to an extent, depending on his personality. But I think that everyone is a slave to their horomones, sometimes.
Poor bench.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY CHANGED YOUR PROFILE PIC! did you get more subscribers?
Utlimately, it will if a guy lets it.
Most men…without a doubt!
The average man. The above-average man. The below-average man. Yes.
This is hilarious.
To answer: Yes. The dogs.
LMAO.. what the hell. serves him right, its what happens when you think with your penis!!
if men don’t follow their penises, what would guide them?
@saintvi - GOOD answer! And so true.
LMPO
Are you suggesting he isn’t?
@Coincidentally - You obviously don’t have one then.
yes, considering after reading stories of all the places they have been thrust into, we may have found the answer to the BIG question of “What’s the meaning of life”? at least for men. It seems that the average guy’s (and you can multiply this for teenagers) reason d’etre is to find a place to be putting his member. Religion, Economics, Wars… when you come down to thinking about it, you can really find the search for a place to put these things as a base denominator .
Guided, yes. But if I’m being guided to a door, it doesn’t mean I have to open it.
Ewww!
Judging by those holes, that man was considerably below average.
Every time I see that new profile pic, I am going to laugh.
XD
wow..
No doubt.
Yes.
I like sex as much as most any guy, but see, there’s this thing, it’s called common sense. They should read up on it some time.
That guys is a fucking idiot. I am offended as a man that you would even compare the rest of us to this dumbass. But to answer your question, yes. Most men are guided by their penis. Till they get old and stop giving a shit.
… ROFL.
The title of this post alone makes me chuckle.
Answer to the question, yes, probably.
I think he was ultimately guided by the vagina which he could not get… that’s weird though, I thought prostitution was pretty wide spread in Asia. I would expect something like that to happen here first, though those holes are pretty small.
Yes, if we weren’t, the human race would have already died out.
Pity about the story. If the man had actually lost the penis, he’d be a favorite for this year’s Darwin Awards.
Not only that, it’s how I’m typing this
@WomanOfLight - LOL!! this reminds me of a skit in “the onion movie” a mock advert for a company that helps men get their penises unstuck from various holes(library return slots, mail boxes, trailer hitches, etc.) so funny to see it in real life.
Did you just change your profile pic? Why did you choose the one you just used?
the “average” man, maybe yes…if they have nothing else to do in life
I don’t have a penis, so I don’t know. The way some guys act though, I’m willing to say yes. Couldn’t his penis have led him to his hand or something?
OUCH.
@logicalemu - true story, those are some teeny holes. Let’s hope the guy was drunk or something.
ps-LOVE your new picture!
omg, LOL!!!
Unfortunately…
@vexed_v6 -lmfao hahaha
They are absolutely guided by their penises from the time the hit puberty until they are in their graves. Some guys, however, have the common sense not to follow its urges all the time. Thank goodness for those few guys that have common sense and a little bit of self- control.
This story is hilarious, well, and painful for the guy, but I’m honestly not surprised at the things a guy will do when he’s desperate.
@ionekoa - LOL. I must check this movie out.
yes MOST guys are, but there are a good handful who are actually guided by their minds and use common sense.
Ouchie.
His left big toe is stuck in it too!
Best. Thing. I’ve. Read. All. Day.
I think it’s unfair to single out men like this; a lot of women are just as bad (not that I’m saying we’d have sex with a bench even if we hadn’t had it in months) – after all, a high percentage of human behavior is motivated by sex.
LOL. i had to shudder when i saw the photo. yes, i think ultimately, the penis rules a man’s ways, average or not.
Ultimately, both men and women are guided by there impulses; however, unlike this man from Hong Kong, most find a rational balance between these impulses and reason. I think men are driven by testosterone as much as women are driven by estrogen and it is unfair to classify all men as mindless because this particular male is.
ahhh hahahhahahhhhaahahaah
Yes.
Why do you think heaven is the holy of holies?
yes
OMG….how embarrassing!
And YES!
Have a wonderful weekend, dearie.
hahaha, from the looks of it. YES.
….no, just … the dumb ones…
Oh my word… that’s just gross!!
I would hate to be on that rescue crew. Somebody is going to have to touch it at some point.
I think so.. but who am I to say, right? lol
I absolutely feel bad for those guys in yellow raincoats. They must’ve tried extremely hard to suppress their laughter.
No. Life is more complicated than that.
yeah i thought your name was dan, kinda hot for a dan. yes, im thinking with my penis…hahahaha
this is what happens when you don’t have penis GPS maintenance done regularly
OUCH! I wonder why he thought that was a good idea? O_O
He’ll never think with his penis again after that one.
:p
this made me laugh. I guess some men will do just about anything. haha
Yes. What a goof.
Yes, because the average man has no desire to be guided by anything else.
@starchica0 - Oh I don’t know… their BRAINS?
@mrcolorful - I’m glad I’m not average…
@YourOuterCritic - BINGO.
Holy Mackrel! I’ve heard of guys being lead around by their short sword before, but thats just nuts! The irony is, those particular benches are in full view of everyone (I grew up in Hong Kong), what the hell was he thinking?
I think it’s more about self control than hormones. I’ve been bursting with hormones plenty of times in my life, and I’ve never tried to screw a park bench, spa jet, apple pie, watermelon, coke bottle, toilet paper roll, family dog, or a ziplock bag in-between the sofa cushions…ahem….nope…not me…haha….*runs away*.
Lube! Always use Lube!
That’s hilarious!
will anyone ever want to sit on that bench again? ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!
not really sure how much a woman’s opinion is worth here since we do not posses the the aforementioned member, but after spending the better part of my professional life in a mostly male-dominated (engineering) profession, there is no doubt in my mind that many of the decisions men make are based on the situation on south of their belt buckles…
The story is really weird. Unfortunately, “lust of the flesh” as the Bible calls it is a big motivator of men everywhere in the world, apparently.
i don’t speak for every guy’s, but mine can be a persuasive negotiator
the fuck?!
lol thats great. I think men can be and laides by there sex as well. Its all about self control which it seems bench boy has none.
*Falls over laughing*
Oh Dan, you make me laugh.
I have a question for you: Do you think people would rather read funny entries or serious entries?
oh dear.. haha
haha..stupid guys
lol, that guy is so stupid. i offren wonder if average guy will have enough brains not to have sex with a bench…
that’s hilarious!
you changed your profile pic… now you’re a woman!?
I dont know whether to laugh or to shake my head.
Ok, I know some guys who are seriously guided by their penises but this dude….wow. What urge did he HAVE to satisfy that a STEEL bench would look like a good thing to have sex with?! You know he had to test the size of the holes, he had to check to see if there were people around, and he had to do ‘it’ quickly. It is amaazing what SOME men will do, really.
lol that guy is a moron
to a certain point, yeah.
LOL dumbass
This is a combo of WTF? and EPIC FAIL in the same story…
A man is not controlled by his penis. Just like women they are controlled by their hormones.
Its not his fault, maybe he didn’t know that his shorts was unzip, and he accidentally fell in the steel. Lets pretend it was bad luck ;] LOL
Yes. And women are guided by their emotions.
How would a steel bench be pleasureful in the slightest…?
OF COURSE, DAN! MEN ARE STUPID PIGS WHO ONLY THINK ABOUT SEX ALL THE TIME!
I’m sick of this reverse sexism bullshit. Stop it.
@WomanOfLight - just be aware that while there are funny parts, some are also offensive.
Ouch.
That’s so stupid though.
Those holes are rather small, though had they been larger, sex with a metal bench still would not have made sense.
He should’ve been smart and lubed up first.
Isn’t that where their brains are?
…yeah, but I doubt it’s to such an extreme measure. That guy in HK simply fell off the wagon (for lack of a better metaphor).
Unfortunately, yes. Most males think with their penis. For example, our presidents like Clinton.
Those holes look really small…and unforgiving.
Oh dear…
yes.. cuz men are stupid… very very stupid who only think with their penises…
uh. man.
YES
OMFG. this just turned my whole night around. No men do not think with their penises, he was just an idiot.
oh we’re all guided by carnal desire in some way or another
That’s no average man. The average man thinks about sex around 70% of the day, but an average man’s penis doesn’t guide him to hump a park bench. That’s just stupid. Of all the things in the world, he chose a park bench.
Of course the average guy is guided by his penis, just like the below-average female is guided by her vagina.
There’s plenty of guys/girls that aren’t guided by their penises/vaginas. People need to stop whining about that shit and get over themselves.
Did you watch the video? OMG – you can hear him moan in pain!!
Funny shite.
Yeah, some guys go where their penis takes them – vacuum cleaners, holes in benches, neighbor’s dog . . . and the beat goes on.
this is like the guy who reversed the jets on a jacuzzi so it would suck on his dick! someone had to call an ambulance to get him out cuz he got stuck! teeheehee… =D
@vanedave - I agree, that guy was definitely an extreme case. What he did was repulsive and lame. Couldn’t he pleasure himself at home? Sheesh.
Sex drives 99.9% of men, I think. Don’t they say the average man thinks about sex every 10 seconds? lol
That’s really wierd.
“Guys being guided by their penis.”
That’s the reason why gals are different than guys.
This is just too desperate. Lol
Occasionally guided.
Frequently misguided.
I saw a story a few years back where a man got his unit stuck in one of the jets at a hotel jaccuzi. (WHAT was he thinking???) The EMTs were having a very difficult time keeping theirselves composed enough to help him… While I do think the average men are guided with their penis- this man cannot be normal (which is actually a definition of the word average)- Thankfully, not all of them are stupid enough to act on their “penile guidance” in this sort of way.
The average man? Yep. Unfortunately. But there are men who aren’t like that… they just seem to be avoiding me like the plague ¬_¬
Ha ha. Thanks for the news.
Sheesh, a toilet paper roll will be a much better and safer alternative!
There are many guys who are, and they give good guys who think are guided by more reliable body parts–like their brains–a bad name. This guy is an idiot. Serves him right for being stupid.
that’s crazy gross!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That’s halarious! can you imagine how long he must have tried to get free before he submitted to calling for help? HAHAHAHAHA! How embarassing!
this news really made HK embarrassed…
LMAO!
hell yeah.
Boredom is dangerous…and hilarious
oh dear.
Oh wow…I am lost for words for this.
I do think that the average men is guided by his penis.
It’s really hard to keep from being distracted from your icon.
And not because she’s pretty, but because it’s just creepy that you have it on. (Yes, I saw your post about the “hot icon idea,” but it’s creepy.)
And that story is pretty funny. Poor guy. I can see where he got the idea, though, seeing all those holes in the thing…
China always has to upstage us…
Let your pen15 be your guide.
lmao….
haha, my grandpa told me a story about one of his buddies in the navy that stuck it in a bilge pump, then couldn’t reach the off-switch and had to call for help. and he got it- after everyone on the ship came to have a laugh at him XD
R.O.F.L. that’s all i can say
Most definately. The penis controls me.
We guys often let our “other” head do the thinking, and every time that happens, disaster awaits….
To an extent, I would say…
omgosh… that’s just plain disturbing.. i definitely don’t want to know what he was thinking at all..
the answer to your question: i don’t know.. it’s hard to say..
@la_faerie_joyeuse - we men could read up on common sense as much as we want, but we wouldn’t have it, any more than you would have a unicorn after reading about unicorns. That’s why we need women.
@vanedave - LOL
If I had a penis Id prolly get stuck there too. Luckily i cant get stuck in anything so I tend to get away with my sexcapades
Well. I read the news and you seem to have twisted the facts. The man was doing exercise not what you stated there. You really are not being funny here..
i’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and say no. the average man is guided by his desires. maybe that guy was sleeping on the bench……
yes. he’s not an average man, btw. he’s well below the average. sad. dumb. eff. people of his kind force me to question mankind.
@GhostBenjimon - Maybe you’re just a dick then.
Wow…this is pathetic…and hilarious
Ouch… not to this extent no!
I am unsurprised by the staggering number of sexist comments to be found here.
Good, funny blog – but I can’t say much for some of the feedback.
@elgaberino - ”we men” ?
Speak for yourself. I’m as sensible and logical as they come in either gender.
how embrassing…that dude must have been somekind of freak to get it on with a bench.
not ultimately but basically
Stiff prick … no conscience !!!
NASTOLA!
D:
I think to some extent yes. But, what was this guy even thinking?
Having sex with a steel bench? One word : Ouch.
I think everyone, man and woman, is in someway driven by sex. I mean, how many people honestly get in a relationship and say, “well, I sure hope things NEVER lead to sex.”. Granted, I would hope most would take their time…but in all seriousness it gets there. So, let’s say said person can’t find anyone…what the heck, a park bench. I’m cracking up really, I don’t think I’d go for the park bench nor do I think most of the other men running around would…but I assure most WILL find some sort of circular something when times get tough.
It is unfortunate, but I do believe that many men think with the wrong head. However, there are those of us who don’t focus simply on the satisfaction of the member between our legs.
@Powerpal2015 - hmm, I like that
Damn, that’s fucked up. Hilarious but fucked up. I hope he was high or something, that would explain his stupidity.
@elgaberino - My boyfriend does! ^_^
I want someone to take care of me, not the other way around.
(Disclaimer: I’m really not a lazy, codependent slob.)
Animal Instinct Get the better of men even the good ones. Woemn your just too damn lovely. You have so much to offer us And we men so very little. We are even the best of us, Are beast driven By or desire for the lovley opposite sex…..Um…yeah and damn that I got skrewed more ways than one….
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they really are!
GOD! I mean what was tht! this is SO stupid……….
@ElliottStrange - I was exaggerating, but you might agree that common sense is often relational; you can be as sensible and logical as you want, and still have not have the common sense to know that telling everyone about it, while denying that women have more common sense than men, might not be a good way to get yourself heard. ;p
Um…how on earth is this guy considered average? This is a bottom feeder that deserves to lose his penis in case of the off chance that he does procreate.
Likewise, only guys incapable of getting laid regularly are guided by their penis. Those that can are guided by their ego.
he really should buy that bench a drink first
Hahhahah. Those holes are tiny.
Q: What do you call a man with 95% of his brain missing?
A: Castrated! :]
Guys are most definately guided by their penis.
My newly ex-boyfriend’s previous girlfriend sent me a conversation they had, which basically said that they were going to hook up.
Sometimes it sucks, but it is a fact of life.
Ahahahaha I knew this would happen to someone.
well of course! this event is just another perfect example!!!
because why the hell in the world would you EVER EVER EVER want to do it with a bench?!?!?!?!
is he desperate or just under the influence that’s under is waist?
No. But this is just…..
Only a moron would do something this stupid! Sex with a bench? A bench!??
Benches aren’t alive nor do they have a brain to think with…
hi
I think that is jsut silly. I don’t think that all men are guided or ruled by their appendages. However, I did get agood laugh out of that.
You know, if he would have just used some lube he wouldn’t have had that problem.
I see this as full proof.
Luckily, My man isn’t quite so dumb.
@elgaberino - You’re still betting on averages. There are far too many variables in the human mind (most of which we can not begin to understand, yet) to make a sweeping statement like that. It has no basis in fact.
@ilsurvive - NOT most men; it’s just that everyone notices the men who are. Who looks at a guy who’s not following his hormones and really notices him? Moral behavior doesn’t make it into the media; stupid, immoral behavior does, and that’s what everyone sees. You can’t really stereotype people; they should be taken on a case to case basis.
um. ok. No word to say to that particular story; I’m too stunned by that man’s stupidity.
Hah, yes. I argued to a friend once that you could basically chalk up every major accomplishment that mankind has ever reached to bragging rights and a pick-up line. ” Hey, so, you remember that Jesus guy? Yeah, I was on the detail that actually did it. You know, crucified him. My buddy is the guy who speared him, he almost got court marshalled for it.”
Okay, maybe not quite that type of thing but when it boils down to money I think any rich man is rich so he can get laid. Bah, I just woke up, I’ll form an argument later if I remember.
@la_faerie_joyeuse - Common sense isn’t so common. }:
[ooc||: How utterly repulsive. If someone was willing to do something so stupid in order to feel better, then that's a sign of serious mental illness.
It gives us men a bad name, and to answer your question, to some extent we men are guided by our penis; however, that doesn't mean we are all foolish enough to act upon such urges.
I will admit, males are less mature than females, emotionally, at least. But for someone to do something so immature and outrageous.. well, I must say, I'm simply baffled by his actions. There are some people who have yet to grow up, I suppose.]
THE HELL! hahahahahaha, well, not unless the male’s brain was suddenly located in the penis. then probably?
i also recommend this film: TEETH
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
That’s messed up. I think most have a little common sense not to do something retarded like that.
I think it’s fair to say that a number of men are slaves to or heavily influenced by their libido. But that guy goes above and beyond what an average guy would ever do.
They did let him keep the bench, right?
What a freaking idiot. Yes, unfortunately, most men think with their penis.. I know this because I work with alot of them. I do know a few that don’t though.
I’m so sorry, but all I can say is ROTFL!!!
o m g, this made me laugh!
as a guy, i do believe horomones sometimes get the best of all us.
I wonder if he found the right hole
Guys have two heads. Often times, they think with the one below the waist, rather than the one resting on the shoulders.
if i say YES, in some cases i d be right. but i have to tell another truth worse than this.. if the extension of the penis – lets say direction – shows a woman, be sure that the pain occured inside the body will be stronger than the steel bench gives. with no doubt, he knows this truth and tried himself to prevent from the stronger one. you guys had better see the big picture..
I think as teens they may be–after that, I think it’s just a strong influence.
@logicalemu - LOL! That’s what I was thinking!!
this is funny
I’m gonna say most aren’t. At least not to the extent of this picture. Because if it were true, we’d all be sick of seeing pictures like this one. And I personally could laugh at least another 5, maybe 10 minutes at this one. Poor bugger…
Wow, that’s gotta be embarrassing…I feel like I’m plenty guided by my vag but you must think about consequences first!
I beleive that only at certain moments men are led by their members.
Although you have to look at it in their eyes, and see it in the sense that
sex means pleasure, a.k.a. feeling good.
and who doesnt really want to feel good?
although i must admit, the fact that at any point in the day, a man could be led merely by his drive for sex is highly disturbing.
Whether you are hormonally driven or not, who the hell gets horny and then says, “daaaayumm this steel bench is lookin’ MIIIGGGHHHTY FIIIINNNEEE!!!” and then proceeds to have sex with it???
No, I don’t think so.
hahah omg -_-
A guys penis may guide him in a certain direction, but the man ultimately makes the decision. Or at least that is what I believe.
LOL, HAHAHAHAH!
how embarassing.. i could so imagine the firemen asking, “how did this happen?!”
Wow what a dumb ass. I think most guys do but this guy here is an idiot. Only idiots would think with their dick so much to get in a situation like this one… I feel sorry for the poor bench lmao I wonder what was going through this man’s head when he discovered he got stuck..ha ha ow
-Lee
@logicalemu - It probably went in flaccid. I couldn’t imagine how it got stuck otherwise.
First of all… I don’t give a damn what anyone thinks of me. Get that into yourr heads if you have criticism or bullshit for me.
Alright, here’s the deal. That guy is a dumbass. And NORMAL men don’t go around humping whatever they god damn find!
NORMAL men aren’t horny nonstop. I hate all this stereotypical bullshit that makes women judge men. Not all men are perverts, not all men want sex ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Not all men are retarded like the guy above who had sex with an inatamate object. Sure, we like sex, but not to the extent that we drive people crazy by asking for it nonstop. I have absolutely no clue how this became a stereotype for women to put on men with, but it is retarded.
Now that I’ve made a few points, later.
Lol, this is funny. Not all men are wild, horny bastards like the guy above. And to be very fucking honest, I’m sure that women can be the same.
I can’t stop laughing… haha. XD
HAHAHAHHA. That story’s just…funny.
Most men are guided by the need to have sex….but most do so with a bit of caution and common sense.
LOL! That was hilarious! Even though that was totally stupid and I completely can’t understand his rational for this, I still feel bad for him =/
hahaha that is one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever heard of! But to answer your question, yes, they do. Not all of them, but many of the male population follow their penis instead of their brain.
Um….obviously!!
LMAO i read this somewhere too.. so jokes
As a man, I believe most men tend to. Do I? No. I would NEVER stick my penis into a steel bench. haha
Thank God I seem to have found one of the few truly sensible guys left in the world. That video is utterly disturbing.
no..o.o i just think some need help ^^
i know guys do have their ‘needs’ but this is A LOT dumb-er than thinking with a dick ……………… im acutally quite speechless
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Yes.
No man’s penis should fit in such a small circle either, poor poor guy.
I don’t know the answer to that question, but those holes look quite small.
My ex can atest to that. He thought he was the s*** when really he was just full of s***. Shows the measure of a man is way more than his “size.”
@ElliottStrange - its sad how sexism has become so acceptable.
Sounds like something my ex-husband would have tried…
whoa.
Yes. Mine guides me to stay in school, stay off the doper, and help little old ladies across the street. In conclusion, it gives me ENORMOUS guidance, then I usually fall asleep and pee funny when i wake up.
Those holes look kinda small…
@stefani_x3 - Lies.
Wow, but yes I believe so.
@bellydancegirl8 - Agreed.
The average American man isn’t guided by his P**** at all…he’s guided by that beer/junk food gut that sticks out farther at all times. Back away from the table!
Good heavens!
“god gave man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to use one at a time”
lmao.. wow… thats such pure desperation.
MY bench is MUCH prettier!
I definetely think that they are and that they should not molest little kids even if they want to have sex.
how the heck do you have sex with a bench?? that is absurd
i hope not!
Oh my god, wow that’s..hmm lol All I have to say is, that guy is freakin dumb ass.
I wouldn’t try that.
geez… what is with guys and sex with inanimate objects in public? there were those guys in the UK who got arrested for screwing a bike, a lamp-post, raping Henry Hoover, and of course, Karl Watkins and the pavements.
why can’t they just find an appropriate place to put that thing… or at least a more private place to do it?
Oh my gosh! I didn’t know he actually LOST it! I feel really sorry for him now! I mean, it was really stupid, but he lost his penis!
I don’t know about the answer to your question.
yeap.
man, i feel bad for the dude.
can u imagine that call?
and to answer your question, i would like to think that the average guy isnt guided by his penis. i dunno though.
LOL~ Must be some good liquor. How sad!!
Some one needs a girlfriend
he must’ve been drinking heavily
Lol, this is really funny. XD
but there’s so many people in HK, nobody wanted a piece of that?? he couldn’t even pay for it? tough life.
It would appear so.
Wow, that’s pretty gross O_O
Yeah, men are guided by their penises to an EXTENT. Lol.
There’s more to a man than his hormones, can’t forget that. Haha.
Wow, seriously though, that HK incident? That’s.. SAAAAD. rofl
Theologians….don’t know nothing….’bout my soul
Noticing the texture of the bench, why not just make sweet love to a cheese grater? Maybe he has a fetish that compulses him to hump inanimate objects, maybe it’s not the penis at all. Maybe the penis is just the hapless toady.
hahahah the average man…yes.
This reminds me of the Hungarian movie Taxidermia, when the guy uses that peephole to masturbate and his penis is bitten by a chicken xD
Oh dude. I read this article last week. Haha.
“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.” Robin Williams. LOL
I love the last line of the video at that link.
At least he proved that not all Asian Men are small.
Lol, why would the news reporter say that about his own people…how strange.
eh. that is not an average man.
average men value their penises much more than to thrust them through cold metal holes in the park. ouch.
but yes, most men are strongly driven by sexual impulses, this is a natural cause of the high testosterone levels that are constantly maintained by his testes. along with the hormonal factor, one must also take into account the evolutionary background that provides the associated behaviors and actions that drive a male towards sexual activities. coming from a naturally polygamous group of organisms, our species will maintain such instincts to increase genetic material saturation by constantly attempting to spread male gametes. females, on the other hand, lacking strong motivating hormones as well as having a significantly different role in producing offspring will thus lack such behaviors that males exhibit.
looking at our evolutionary predecessors also gives us insight into many other interesting behaviors in our society, including why females have a tendency to be attracted to muscular men (stemming from the desire of females to increase genetic strength by gaining the gametes of an individual with the physicality to support dominance) as well as how female “taste” in men will alternate according to their menstrual cycles in desiring more masculine men during periods of higher fertility (in hopes of gaining strong gametes) while desiring more feminine men during periods of pregnancy (in hopes of a male who can help nurture young).
of course, being a much more evolved species than most anything on this planet, there is an aspect of consciousness, and emotion to be taken into account. given this complication of our psyche, there becomes a whole different perspective to consider including childhood fears/psychological scarring, obsessive personalites, and deviant psychology (as this article likely illustrates).
taking into account these various aspects to our species sexuality, it is interesting to note that anyone is dull enough to suggest that only males are driven by their sexuality, as sexuality drives ALL species in ALL sexes. there is a word called “nymphomaniac” which arises from females who are driven just as strongly by their sexual instincts, if not more so.
in this case, while many males can be driven by sexual instincts, an absolute one hundred percent of females are driven by monthly hormonal changes that dictate moods, temperament, sexual desires, food desires, and from these aspects, every single other possible part of their life and anyone associated with them. while it may not be as openly sexual as male actions, their nonsensical and moody actions are just as ridiculous and driven, for the most part, by the same type of motivation.
therefore it is incredulous to think that any female would tell a man to “think with his head” or scoff at their sexually driven actions when they are clearly lacking any of such control of their own actions.
those are some really small holes…..
what was he thinking anyways?
That’s just too funny.
I don’t think all men are guided by their penis. Some don’t have them anymore and some actually have control over their sexual urges.
ohmygoshh ..
lol; Gawd that fuckin sucks. The poor man. Worst of all he gets this moment caught forever on the news and (even worse than worst of all) on You Tube.
What I want to know is how any man (Pe*** thinking or not) would even think that putting your shaft down a hole in a metal bench would be comfortable…. let alone pleasurable…
Verdict. I think /this/ man was guided (and trapped) by his penis. I’m guessing though, that this is an outlaying data point and would hesitate to use it as a justification for other men’s penis-compass.
Quick; now tell the story of the Emergency Medical Technician who responded to a 911 call and found a man who’s pe*** half was sucked up in a vacuum cleaner.
@la_faerie_joyeuse - agree with you, but common sense isn’t so common now adays
Hell yea the average man is lead by his penis….just like the dumb woman is lead by the penis….
i dont know but i couldnt believe it when i first saw it on tv news.
the whole story is just unimaginable, crazy and weird.
I can’t help but feel sorry for that guy, it’s humiliating on top of being painful (the video link has him moaning in pain the whole time). I wish it wasn’t shown in the media.
first; LMAO.can’t a man just be happy with masturbation?
men are guided by their penis. and they make some bad choices. i’ve had some experiences with men where a wandering penis was a problem, unfortunately.
that’s why you have to find a man above average. it’s a rare find.
Yes. Men are guided by their penises. It’s because they’re stupid.
that steel bench looks like a cheese grater..
Hmmm…..humanity has, once again, sunken to a new low.
Yikes. Maybe it’s just me, but those look like little holes for your boy parts. I don’t see that being any fun.
The holes in that bench look SMALL. I notice he’s got his toes caught in the bench as well.
Oh come on, give the guy a break. Who would have thought after he finished the size wouldn’t go back down to normal so he could remove himself from the bench? Well, I guess I’m not an expert on man parts so I wouldn’t know. Lol. But you’d think having one you’d understand it a little better. Lol.
This is the part where people are glad they get to learn from YOUR mistakes, and not their own. Lol.
Everything in life influences us, from the color of the sky to the amount of homeones running through our bodies. The deciding factor is how much we allow ourselves to be influenced by each source.
At certain times it is completely obvious a man is letting his lower head make the calls. However no man is erect all the time so ultimately no, a man is not led by dick.
That happens in HK?!
that is super retah-ded. but my answer is yes. yes men are guided by their penises. i might be constantly looking for something to stick it in, too, if i had a body part that was always sticking out for no obvious purpose…
hahahahaaaaa…. hahahahaaa….. too funny.
Hahahahaha. I love how the rescue guys look all serious. I’d be cracking up. Poor bench. Poor mentally unstable guy.
It was inventive, imaginative, impossible. And so it was said, the man and bench could never have made it.
So sad…
Epic fail.
Why would he rape the bench? D:
jk. But I do believe that the majority of men are slaves to their penises.
-Kunoichi
I don’t think that most men allow themselves to get to the point where they find benches attractive sexually. At least I hope not.
LMAOOO.
thats a bit on extreme, i think. but most of the time, yes. most guys, yes.
i probly wont get over this for a whole week.
yes that’s why we women look for above average guys!!! ones that don’t always think about their penis.
<3
eeww…
tsk tsk. men.
im asian, but those are REALLY small holes. o_o;
I don’t see why his left hand couldn’t have been enough, or the hooker down the street.
hmmm that steel bench must be seductive lol, the sexy shiny metals with over a few dozen holes…mmm tempting if i was born without a brain lol. Anyhow this remind me of that guy sticking his dick into the jaccuzi hole lol
Almost a Hong Kong dong swan song!
I think that guys that let their penis over rule their life seriously have something wrong with them mentally.
HAH! it fit?
I knew it already—-as I live in HK. My mum said that he’s absolutely crazy.
The average man is guided by his sin nature, which can often take the form of a penis.
i mean, let’s be honest here… the real tragedy is the size of the holes in that bench…
He is if he lets it control him.
Yes, but this guy is extra retarded to do something like that.
Yes
OMG
All I have to say is look at those holes in the bench- He had to be pretty small to fit through them.
But really, he had to have been drunk or something. A level-headed person wouldn’t do something like that, no matter how flared up they were. I just sounds like a stupid drunk thing to do.
hopefully the average man isn’t THAT guided by his penis.
what a stupid asshole. as much as men annoy me they also fascinate and amuse me. i was thinking the other night when “what women want” came on that i’d like to hit my head and start hearing what men think because as logical as they claim to be i just cannot understand why they make certain decisions that totally pwn their egos. then they get angry and take it out on women. so i wonder too: what is it exactly that guides men through life? someone please tell me
What??? Cold, hard, sharp… I don’t think he was looking for a woman.
@juliebeanss -Apparently, not.
haha..what an idiot. serves him right.
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