September 2, 2008
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Where is the Craziest Place You Ever had Sex?
A British couple are being held in jail for having sex on a Dubai beach. (I received this link from MommyofTomandElandJo).
They were charged with “having sex outside of marriage, public indecency and public drunkenness.” Here is the link: Link
Where is the craziest place you ever had sex?
Comments (158)
Bleachers in a public park after dark.
In the backseat of a car, in the parking lot of a Sack ‘n’ Save.
heh… I truly hope I’m not first.
*being*
If you’re going to have sex in public, don’t do it in the middle east.
I don’t know. Maybe in the front passenger seat of my car. Or the backseat. Or splayed across the trunk. Yep, it would have to be that last one.
Hah, in a minivan outside of a middle school, though it was 1 in the morning.
Do you REALLY want to know all this? I’m a virgin, so I have no answer… but honestly, why would you want to know? lol
in a hammock. it’s not comfy. i don’t recommend it.
Oh no, my friend. You answer first!
haha
Teachers’ bathroom, Trimble hall, sophomore year. I always had my eye on the telephone booths in the library, but they’re kinda public.
i’m assuming you mean location on earth, not on the body? lol
in a lake.
in the middle of the day.
with other people around.
who didn’t know what was going on.
On the floor at home…sorry, thats the best I can do! Just not a wild and crazy guy I guess!
@ELBOWpasta - Oh, you’re not.
the first charge is just stupid that’s none of their business.
Craziest place? I’d say it’d be a tie between that time in the backseat of my boyfriend’s car at a park on our way to his parent’s for Christmas Eve and we had just left my Grandma’s place for my family’s Christmas Eve and then the time two summers ago when we had sex under an apple tree in the garden behind the elementary school near my boyfriend’s house. The only reason I consider the first one crazy is because it was Christmas Eve and inbetween two different Christmas parties. That was definitely a Happy Holidays
…I know…lame joke haha.
In a tree… till the squirrels started throwing acorns at us.
Squirrels can be so violent!
The shower. Scandalous. I’m a freak.
what constitutes as sex?
and i bet they’re gonna do it in jail too HAHA
I’m not telling, but it was married sex.
Virgin.
It’s a toss up (both mid-day)
County Park Picnic Shelter in Wisconsin
or
On the rocks above a waterfall in Tennessee…to the applause of some hikers that happened by on the trail
I won’t even count the number of in-car parked wherever occurrences – yes, this was my much younger, more flexible/in shape days
in the park, in the middle of the day. although it was out of the way a bit.
uhmmmmmmmm lets seeeeee…
public pool, parent’s bed, men’s locker room, on roof of high school, in car…….only to get caught by the popo, on field…
still need to join the mile high club.
In a slide at the park. It was the middle of the night and it was freezing.
lol this is a serious question? Manhattan bridge.
In a park in the day at a little private picnic =)
Ahaha. Gosh, I’m a virgin.
Butt, some of the places people have had sex at is pretty normal.
LOL. Don’t want to share what goes on in my mind!
Xo
all of these answers make mine seem rather dull. that’s okay. i wasn’t gonna tell anyone anyway….
either on the beach or by a river
I’m a 21 year old virgin and proud of it. My craziest places that I want to have sex will be when I’m married.
Although, at the waterpark I work at, there have been counts of people having sex in the inner tubes while floating around the lazy river. There have also been a lot of blow jobs. A few years back there was a couple on the grass going at it until a manager told them it was a family park. And then there are always people making out under our lame waterfall. Talk about white trash. These people obviously don’t care if they’re in public.
Those British people are gross. Seriously? Why would you have sex when other people are around?
I’ll get back to you when I’ve had sex.
@mkenyon719 - Some people enjoy the thrill of being caught, or of other people seeing them.
@JimiRy - Weird.
Hmm..I have to say..inside the walk in closet
In the waterfall
In the freezer at McDonald’s
In the cooler at McDonald’s
In the crew room at McDonald’s
In an open field
On a park bench
Bottom bunk, while my ex’s asshole roommate was half-sleep on the top bunk. LOL!!
i guess we were the assholes then.
w/e. it was fun
City park after dark…no it was on the abandoned train tracks.
in a corn field
@SamsPeeps - check out http://www.illwillpress.com lots of squirrely wrath there
@PoetMcChick - i take it you’re an employee at mcdonalds.
@TillTheLastPetalFalls - I used to be!!!!
How EVER did you guess?
In a broken down elevator
I have a three way tie I think… a hotel stairwell, in the pool when my mom was in the kitchen making lunch, orrr in the passenger seat of the car at a (really) busy drive-in theatre
@steph843 - wait make that a 4 way tie.. on the couch of a friends house .. during a party.
lmfao everyone has sex at the beach! and even the pool. I want your answer first before answering.. lol
never do crazy things in a muslim country man. that’s like, suicide.
anyway, the ans to your quest: a deserted beach in Bali! LOL
@PoetMcChick - you have just made McDonald’s food seem all the more questionable to me.. I have visions of people in the freezer bending over the merch doing it doggy style and laughing at their boss, slapping each other in the ass with beef patties or something equally horrifying and needless to say, unappetizing
That being said, had I been an employee I probably would have done the same
Virgin, But I’m keeping my eye on our pool table
I saw this story on MSNBC and I knew you were going to do a blog on it.
Except I thought your question was going to be – “Have you ever had sex
at the beach?”
library.
I think these answers are by far the most interesting replies I’ve read here in awhile. [;
And I sadly can't add to the interesting mixture of replies. ]:
uh, i’m not going to say, its actually pretty bad. lets just say i was working at the time and got interrupted by the Ding! of a customer ringing the bell. and no, there wasn’t a back room. but yes, there was coverage.
In a car on the side of the interstate, it was pouring down rain…I love the rain…
a mental institution with another patient- in my room, against the wall, standing up… with the door open.
My ex’s parents’ bed, the school toilets..Eh. Nothing too wild.
“In the twinkle of an old man’s eye”
Nowhere.
@PoetMcChick - OMG I LOVE Foamy the Squirrel!!!!!!
Mr. Green, in the conservatory, with the candlestick.
I’d have to go with my parents’ bed being that my father is a pastor and it was sex outside of marriage!
I know, I’m going to hell.
At the beach….on the Big Island….at night, very beautiful……
I’m not into odd stuff like that. . but the other day 2 people were caught at my job having sex in the mens bathroom on the floor in front of the urinal. . which comes off as rather disgusting to me
ambulance…
lol I bet you’re enjoying reading peoples’ comments. you horny dog you
at a public water fountain.. during the late night hours.. in Kansas City Mo.. near St. Lukes Hospital.. about 30 years ago.. and we had a lot of fun… and did not get caught!
Well, I’ve yet to get around to having it, but knowing me it’ll be someplace pretty random and/or historical.
Probably not outside though. I don’t like bugs.
Virgin.
Virgin
in a bed
god i need to spice my sex life up. haha.
nowhere! haha
omg, thats ridiculous, but i gotta say, that was a really dumb move on their part… if you DO have sex in the middle east, you don’t do it outside!!!
i can’t believe people are answering this question.
@RaVnR - Hahahaha
Well. I am a virgin (tee, hee hee). But I was climbing around one of the multiple large rocks in central park once, and when we got to the top there was this couple just going at it … and other people were sitting around nearby on the rock like it was no big deal. In broad daylight … I couldn’t believe it. And also sort of precarious and perfectly visible from nearby playground.
No one caught us, so I won’t tell either.
well…i’ve heard it from my friends. 2 schoolmates( i think they are about 14-15 years old) had sex in the school toilet during the recess. however, teachers found it and call the police so the couple was arrested…although you may find that it is very casual, it is illegal to have sex with female who is under 16 in hongkong. but i think school toilet is the craziest place to do it.
Ehh still a virgin so I can’t give you an answer, I’ve always wanted to have sex in a wood though
Whoo baby, ain’t this a fun post.
Wait, they can get charged with having sex outside of marriage? That’s insane!
Back seat of a car in a church parking lot.
The park, under a gazebo.
Nowhere outside the bedroom. My wife is not adventures.
Ahh, makes me miss my late hubby. We had a list going of strange places. In the car while driving. (that was before kids.) In a gas station bathroom. In the band room office of his friend. On a piano. On the dryer. In his parents’ bathroom. In the lake where my aunt lived. After kids….got kinda boring. LOL
On an airport run way… it was in a small town but still took guts
Virgin. But I’m adventurous, so I can’t wait to see where later!
@kerryh8er04 - That’s awesome.
The desk in my office. The yellow streak is still on the wall where I flung the cum after.
Also a van behind a grocery store.
@empirexstate - It’s amazing how quickly you get bored when people have sex in front of you.
@RaVnR - What’s your name? Whose your daddy?
Behind a church (up against the building!) while services were still going on inside. I was 15 at the time… I would go to church with my grandmother to see my boyfriend.
If I tell, am I going to be charged???
Let’s see…either on the boat on the lake, on the beach of a tiny island, or in the woods on the quads. Oh, wait – on a picnic table by the lake in the middle of the night. That was a fun time
In the back seat of my car, in a busy parking garage.
They deserve it.
It’s not where I’ve had, it’s where I’ll have it.
Anywhere and everywhere! But apparently, not on a beach in Dubai.
Saving my virginity till I get married, and then…
Outside, on the hood of my truck, during a hurricane.
While suffering from morning sickness, my husband wanted to do it while we were at one of the Disney World hotels…in the hot tub by the pool…Needless to say, it did not happen because I could not get in the hot tub and I wanted to vomit. I havnt had my crazy place yet. I have done crazy though.
I have been married for 11 years this Saturday. 7 years ago, he no longer wanted to have anything to do with me.
On a golf course, during a wedding reception, in the dark, WITH MY HUSBAND, until the sprinklers came on and got us . . . ah, the days before having a baby . . .
My boyfriend’s office. He’s a Master’s student, so it was in a school building. During hours in which people were walking around the hallway directly outside. He also shared the office, so his office mate could have walked in at any time.
I wouldnt know because Ive never had sex before
Passenger seat of my car in his aunts driveway. I’m pretty sure she came outside just as he hopped outta the car butt-ass naked to toss the prophylactic. Eek!
@Irish_Russian - nicely done!
Um…In a skyscraper in Tokyo. Not kidding.
In my friends room at a party, with like 5 other people in the room. At a park with the same 5 people around. In my passenger seat car outside of my husbands parents house. In the hot tub at the hotel we were staying at on our honeymoon. And I am guessing “almost had sex” times dont count, do they?
Oh and in my parents bathroom downstairs with people right outside the door.
In the hayloft while my sister’s wedding receiption was happening in the barn below.
The time in the old deer blind was awesome too. Missed the deer, though.
Over msn
on a beach? that’s nothing.
just last weekend I did it in a public museum.
craziest? how about the rooftop of a Beijing skyscraper in broad daylight.
Underneath an overpass.
@StewieIsMyHero - Thanks
That’s also what she said (kinda)
back stairwell at Bally’s Gym
The possibilities are endless!
front passenger seat of the car, front bench seat of a car, back seat of a car, front passenger bucket seat in my DAD’S minivan, washing machine, kitchen table, MOM’S favorite chair, and best of all, the baseball diamond in my hometown is where my youngest daughter was conceived one drunken FUN night
lol
@Zeke777G - I lol’d
While I was camping last summer my boyfriend and I had sex in the Otis Reservoir in the middle of the day ((seems to be a re-occurring statement here)). Also that week, we were showering in the men’s shower together, and got caught by a man waiting to get into the shower having sex. Also in the park at the YMCA near my house. In the library at school. The Locker room before rehearsal. And on a school bus. ((A friend of mine drives a school bus, and told us to have at it.
Yes the cameras were off.))
@steph843 - That made me crack up. Haha. Trust me, no food was near us.
got u all beat…
but first i gota point out some ppl need to stop fuckin at mcds… good lord… thats just nasty.
anywho…
in the owners/ceo’s office of an amusment park. x2.
that water fall one comes in in a close second tho….
At an animal hospital, with my boyfriend. No animals involved.
Elementary school parking lot…
The roof of the mall.
I’ll replace sex with masturbation and say the back of a bus.
My girlfriends parents backyard during summer.
married sex on the beach. It was fun and fairly secluded, but still kinda racy.
Ahah… this girl I know who lives in Dubai told me that it’s actually really common for tourists to get arrested for having sex on the beach there.
@striemmy - HIGH FIVE!!! hahha mine is the Brooklyn Bridge
Ummm. a hotel bed?
@goshorty05 - is the parking lot of McDonalds okay?!
in a car in the back parking lot of McDonalds. Yes people were driving by through the drive though. :-/ I was also big and pregnant at the time.
oh and maybe the wall of the garage…I think people were in the living room at the time, which is right next to the garage door.
vahhhhgin
A toss-up between a playground and an abandoned house.
call me ignorant but i was unaware you could be charged for sex outside of marriage!
Hmmm…I think mine might be the worst! I had sex with a guy once IN A CEMETARY!!!!
A few weeks later we drove off into the middle of nowhere and had sex in a field, on a haystack, while the cows were grazing about a hundred feet away.
That was back when I was younger and very irresponsible!
Idk
hmm… my boyfriend’s brother’s shower. He he.
@xxmissbettyxx - woah. a cemetary??? how did that one come to mind?
@apk3153 - It was Halloween, and we happened to be in the neighborhood anyway…Yeah, that was an interesting night!
I promise we didn’t do it right on top of a grave or anything, though. I was too chicken for that!
@xxmissbettyxx - Ahh. Halloween. Makes sense. That sure does sound like an interesting night!
I guess it is good that you didn’t do anything on the graves. That would have probably been a little weird and creepy all at once!
@SamsPeeps - awwww man for real? I’ve always wanted to do it in a tree. no ones been up for that one. I bet it was fun until the acorns started flying.
@slowlydisappearingforever - it was awesome till the acorn missiles.
I had sex with myself in an airplane
These are fun answers! Alright, all of mine were with the husband that I’m divorcing, but here are mine… the golf course across from my parents’ house at night, the Atlantic Ocean in daytime with lots of people around, a corn field, my brother-in-law’s brand new kitchen table that was their wedding gift (we broke it in during the wedding rehearsal…we were giving keys to their house to retrieve something), my grandma’s bed, the shower at my parents’ house while my brother knocked on the door not knowing that I wasn’t showering alone, a trampoline, the car (of course)… that’s all I can think of.
Oil derrick that was pumping oil in the middle of a wheat field….damn truck was right there, why we didn’t use the truck bed i’ll never know.
Virgin.
im going to replace sex with masturbation and say during class while everyone was there
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It depends. My opinion the craziest was in a backseat of a Jeep Liberty that was being driven around downtown Chicago for an experience. The weirdest place has to be the church or the cemetery.
Elementary school playground, on one of the playground equipment things.
Mississippi
On the forest floor and in a cemetery.
@LightningRichy - Ah damn that sounds awesome.
What better way to pass the time in a broken elevator?
In the back of a police cruiser….they have a lot more space than you think in those things.!!!!
after school in the underground storage
Nowhere because I’m not marry yet.
fitting room at macys…
There was this one time, at band camp…
Wilmette Golf Course
I forget which hole.
hahahahahahhaa
*cough*
A church Sunday School room.
Also, inside a historic log cabin at a Botanical Garden (we crawled in through a window and listened to the rain on the tin roof), a hammock, the college’s parking lot, on a restaurant roof (during the day), in the public art studio, in the science lab, at a waterfall…
Where do I begin…
The first time, when we had sex on the ground in the woods behind our college in the middle of December in Maryland, which is pretty cold but not altogether insufferable…
On the master suit bed of the guy that he was house sitting for (and we broke the box spring by accident on the one in the guest room, too)…
Behind a shady run-down warehouse near the bad part of town at twilight while some random guy was watching in the distance…
in a station wagon behind a thrift store (and may I just note that fucking in a station wagon does NOT work if anyone participating is over 5’2)…
In a “space port” (glorified yurt used for star gazing) at the boyscout camp where he works…
in a Super 8 motel that had bloodstains on the wall…
and last but not least
in the middle of the street in front of his parents’ house.
On the bluff, a popular tourist site, although somewhat down the slope and out of view where people wouldn’t be likely to look. Either that or the men’s bathroom of a local hotel.
How about stupidest…on a gravel parking lot with nothing between us and the gravel…ouch.
None ‘o yore beeswax!
I can tell you that it wasn’t in public. Nor was it ever in some unusual or uncomfortable place. If you’re going to ask that of a woman- any woman- you at least owe her the courtesy of a safe, comfortable and PRIVATE place where she won’t be humiliated.
Nor am I promoting adultery here. It used to be that those same laws were nearly universal in this country. Personally, I hope Dubai throws the book at him. Suppose children had seen that?
@STEVENPILL - Children have to learn some time.
And seriously, some of us find the chance of being humiliated thrilling.
Not to be disrespectful or anything, just stating how I feel.
@Permanent_Green - They don’t need to learn like that… and while they’re still children. They also need to learn respectability and responsibility. And they look to adults to provide that example. That’s what adults are for. When they see adults blatantly engaged in what should be the most private of all activities, what lessons do they come away with? Remember, children are not “little adults”- as Hollywood would have us believe. It’s a primary duty of adults to behave themselves in children’s presence as they would have those children behave in turn.