Month: September 2008

  • Poop in the Bible

    The Bible mentions poop over and over again.  It refers to it as dung.

    • 1 Kings
      • 1 Kings 14:10  Therefore,
        behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off
        from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut
        up and left in Israel, and will take away the remnant of the house of
        Jeroboam, as a man taketh away dung, till it be all gone.
    • 2 Kings
      • 2 Kings 6:25  And
        there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it,
        until an ass’s head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the
        fourth part of a cab of dove’s dung for five pieces of silver.
      • 2 Kings 9:37  And
        the carcase of Jezebel shall be as dung upon the face of the field in
        the portion of Jezreel; so that they shall not say, This is Jezebel.
      • 2 Kings 18:27  But
        Rab-shakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to
        thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on
        the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss
        with you.

    Here is the link:  Link

    Do you think God blogged about poop too much?

  • Pregnancy Test




    How many days late for a period before you buy the pregnancy test?

                                                         
                                                                               

  • Purity Rings and Masturbation

    Is it inconsistent to wear a purity ring and masturbate like crazy?

                                                                         

  • Presidential Debate

    Are you excited about the debate tonight?

                                                 
    Update:

    The economy:  It would be nice if there was some sort of fact check on the statistics they mention.

    Update 2:

    Iraq and Afghanistan.

    Update 3:

    Sitting down with Iran and North Korea without pre-conditions.

    Update 4:

    Our relationship with Russia.

    Update 5:

    Who do you think won the debate?

    Update 6:

    Why do the focus groups after the debates always focus on the undecided voter?  Do we really care what someone who can’t make up their mind thinks?

  • Daniel Radcliffe Gets Naked in the U.S.

    Daniel Radcliffe of Harry Potter fame has come to Broadway in New York with his performance in Equus.  Here is the link:  Link

    This is giving some of his fans in the U.S. to see him naked on stage.  Howard Shapiro of the Philadelphia Inquirer said, “Let’s get right to
    down to it, the question people are asking: The answer is yes, in Equus,
    Daniel Radcliffe is very good-looking in the buff.”

    If you had the opportunity, would you want to go see Daniel Radcliffe’s performance?

  • Oral Sex

    What age were you the first time you had oral sex?

                                                                          

  • Farting

    Just a quick note.  Last night I wrote a post about plugz where I spoke against it.  I was attempting to be funny in the post and was actually attempting to make fun of my own shameless self-promotion.  I use Plugz and I want to encourage others to use it.  As I look back at the post, I see that it could look like I was slamming xanga and those who created it.  In fact, the post is harsh.  I should have worded it more carefully to emphasize my own shameless self-promotion and not have spoken against plugz.  I appreciate the xanga team and all the products that they continue to release to enhance our xanga experience.

    Here we go:

    Charges have been dropped against a man who was arrested for passing gas and “fanning” it in the direction of a police officer.  He was originally charged with battery.  Here is the link:  Link

    This got me thinking. . .

    Do you claim your farts?

                                                            

  • Gay Marriage and Morality

    I received this message from jwestgyrus:

    “Most polls have opposition to gay marriage, or gay lifestyle at about70-80% on moral grounds . One would assume it’s largely based onreligious convictions. Polls also show that 97% of all peopleregardless of religious belief engage in premarital sex. Here is the link:  Link

    I’m one of the 3% of people who waited for marriage to have sex. Ialso have no interest in using my personal beliefs to institutebehavior modifications or legislate morality because I think itshypocrisy. So, given those facts, is it hypocritical to opposehomosexuality while engaging in premarital sex?”

    Is it hypocritical to oppose homosexuality while engaging in premarital sex?


                                         

  • Plugz

    Edit:  Just a quick note.  I was attempting to be funny in the post and was
    actually attempting to make fun of my own shameless self-promotion.  I
    use Plugz and I want to encourage others to use it.  As I look back at
    the post, I see that it could look like I was slamming xanga and those
    who created it.  In fact, the post is harsh.  I should have worded it
    more carefully to emphasize my own shameless self-promotion and not
    have spoken against plugz.  I appreciate the xanga team and all the
    products that they continue to release to enhance our xanga experience.

    Xanga is allowing sites to promote themselves by “purchasing” space on everyone’s private page (unless they are premium users then they can opt out) by using credits.

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    If there is one thing I cannot stand, it is shameless self-promotion.

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    I mean if you can’t get people to come to your site on its own merits, then why should you be able to do it via credits or plugz.

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    Besides, we don’t want the same people to show up in our inbox day after day several times a day.

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    Say “no” to plugz and say “no” to self-promotion.

    Does it bother you that your fellow xangans would self-promote using plugz?

                                                                  

  • Breast Milk

    As I was driving to work this morning, I heard on the radio that PETA had asked Ben and Jerry’s to use human breast milk instead of cow milk to make ice cream.  Here is a link to the story:  Link

    That got me thinking.  Imagine you were sitting around with some friends.  Imagine that one of them dared you to drink breast milk out of a bottle.

    Would you drink breast milk on a dare?