November 5, 2008
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Is Drak Hot?
Here is an actual exchange an attractive woman had with me via the xanga message feature:
Woman: “wow Dan, you are handsome. why didnt u tell me lolz”
Thetheologianscafe: “Haha. Where did you see me?”
Woman: “dragon etc etc some xanga like that..some people told me it was you…and u look soo good, i hate u.”
Thetheologianscafe: “I am not drak. Haha. Go tell him he looks good.”
Woman: “fine, we will use a tracker and find out.”
”but everyone says, you are Drak…. Dan, tell me!”Woman again: “okay, u are not drak. lol…d***it (edit) i want to see a foto of u”
Thetheologianscafe: “You can see a photo of me. Go to my other site “********” and look in the photoblog. I am just your average 36 year old guy.”
Woman: “you are hot
”Thetheologianscafe: “Oh come on now. You were just saying that about Drak.”
Woman: “cos i thought he was you!!!!!!
i love Dan and no one else.”Thetheologianscafe: “Haha. Ok. what do you want from me?”
Her response has been edited.
This is the third or forth woman that has flirted with me since Drak said we were the same person.
Is Drakonskyr really that hot?
Comments (169)
HAHA, FIRST!!!
He’s pretty cute. Looks like the cute intellectual type.
It’s a hologram.
HA.
I was going to quote the Notorious B.I.G. here for the irony, but, I think I’m gonna let that one pass.
haha.
i enjoyed this post a lot.
In the sense that I find misanthropes attractive
Yes.
HE KNOWS HOW I FEEL!!
oh my god.
this is the most hilarious post i’ve ever read.
now i’m convinced you really are dmv.
guys with glasses have it going on
from the words of bigshow “hmmmmmmmm”
@Drakonskyr - so? are you?
LOL.
He’s somewhat cute yeah.
maybe when he’s topless
Let’s ask another question: Would Drak be as hot if his blog were just another nice guy’s blog?
he’s not bad. i’d fuck his sense of humor all over the place.
He’s pretty cute,
but I wouldn’t creepily hit on him over the internet.
He is a handsome bloke
My comment wasn’t very nice, so I’ll just say, “It’s a mystery,” and shut up.
P.S. I wasn’t being mean to you or Drak.
lol, i’ve met you, and am not entirely convinced you’re not one and the same
Drak? Sexy? What else is new.
God that exchange was funny.
He needs to do something about his horrible dental hygiene, (BRUSH YOUR TEETH, DMV, I CAN SEE WHAT YOU ATE LAST WEEK WHENEVER YOU LAUGH) but I have actually asked girls about this before, and they say, yes, he is attractive. So there you have it.
Yes. He is.
@Drakonskyr - You should have gone ahead and quoted him.
Um, he look like a bean pole just from how skinny his head looks. I don’t think he’s good looking at all.
For a xangain he is as hot as a cat on a hot tin roof. By all other standards, he is a good looking guy, but no threat to Brad Pitt.
Yes. Definitely.
He’s attractive.
@trunthepaige - I have to agree with you on this one.
It only matters if you start a friendship and it becomes an imtimate friendship
I don’t think he is….not like ugly or nothing.
But I like them dark skinned men usually anyways.
lol good looking indeed
I wouldn’t mind looking like him; I feel like he’s more attractive than me in general.
Ha. Hot? No. He doesn’t do it for me at all physically. His mean spiritness coupled with his intelligence and realness is definitely what I find appealing about dmv. Hot? No. One of the most talented, say it like it is writers on xanga? Yes. Without a doubt.
He is very nice looking.
Yes. Oh my, yes indeed… And his mind only makes him more desireable…
I don’t find him attractive at all.
our conversation is up for the whole world to see now?
how could you?
just kidding.
I can’t answer this.
He is really that hot.
@elgaberino - I think that’s more a consequence of heavy smoking and regenerated wisdom teeth (a horror story for another day) than of what I eat.
ALSO WHEN ARE WE GONNA HAAANG OUUUT MAN
Oh of course.
Yes. He is hott. He is my would-be Xanga crush, hah.
my personal opinion? not really. plus he comes off like an ass. but hey, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
He’s kind of cute.
he’s alrite
No. Maybe if he had breast implants and wore makeup.
eh
I think he is. Haaha
of course he is…
Don’t know…..I’m not a cougar.
i think hes pretty attractive, yeah…
He’s not ugly.
I don’t really make it a habit to fawn over guys that I only know through blogs…
hes cute but def. not hot.
<3 Theo-Dan
Yep, he’s pretty hot.
Fuckable, yes.
Only when he makes that face.
Haha, I think so
meh
Sure. But in that hot, smart, asshole way that drives girls (and some guys and horny animals) crazy. I cannnot prove my theory, but I still claim it as fact.
in that picture, ohhh yes
uhh…
indeed drak is cute!
but then again i never saw your picture…to tell if you are cuter
He’s very attractive in the whole “I know I’m sexy” kinda way.
When I stop laughing I’ll let you know.
I have to have my panties dry-cleaned whenever I go to his blog.
Drak looks cute, but I think it is his intelligence that pushes him into the “hot” zone.
Okay, this right here? This is funny.
*tilts head to the left to inspect picture better* *tilts to the right*
Well, if that’s what you like, and keeping in mind it’s a photo…….. yes. But I prefer “very good looking” *shrugs* what do I know.
By the way… is that ‘flirting’ for real?
He is quite so.
@trunthepaige - Ditto.
Maybe. If we were cellmates for 15 years or so, I’d hit it….a little Kool Aid make up and some pruno, it’s all good. Okay, maybe not.
He’s definitely cute, but I’m biased ’cause I love glasses.
you’re only 36??! wow.
ah, he makes my toes curl. Hottie hot hot.
really gods should never release photographs it defeats the purpose
Woo hoo, Dan … sexy creature.
hahahaha.
possibly. with a slight chance of maybe.
he reminds me of Patrick Wilson,
but HOTTER.
he’s aiiiiiiiiight.
nahh
define “that”
Eh.
wait so what DO you look like dan?!??! i think you should post a picture of yourself on xanga so all of your subscribers can get a good clear image of who this mysterious and clever and witty DAN is!
I don’t find DragonSkyr at all attractive. If I had never read his blog before, maybe I would think differently. But he’s even crankier than I am and it grosses me out. I’ve also mentioned before he looks like Jimmy Neutron. I’m not sure if that’s an insult or compliment, it’s just what I think. No offense, I guess.
Yea, he’s a good looking guy.
@sahel578 - haha agreed.
I would say he is attractive, yes, in that intelligent looking kind of way
Women love intellectual-looking men…so yes he’s a hottie,
@SnippiesBlog - very funny! i saw that.
I find it weird that people think that Drakonskyr is the same person as Dan. Don’t those people remember when Dan and his wife Jennifer used Xanga TV on a daily basis? How do they explain that? Did Drakonskyr conspire with a 30somthing year old married couple to do the daily Xanga TV thing? I find that highly unlikely. Anyway, I find both Drakonskyr and Dan very attractive, but Dan more so.
Yup
@Steffs_Confessions - he always reminds me of a gay, jewish punisher (early marvel edition, not the garth ennis new one).
the jimmy neutron thing would only work when his hair is ridiculously slicked back….and not that well.
@TheBigShowAtUD - lol
There is a reason he doesn’t smile in most pictures. HE’S JUST SUCH A SELF CONCIOUS WORRY WART!
He’s dead sexy.
Yes.
lol i’d say so!
he’s handsommeee
He’s about as hot as a toe suffering from frostbite.
I tell him that when we’re spooning after our tender, yet internally bruising, manlove.
Hahaha!
Yes, I’d say he is attractive – but a lot of it has to do with his intrigue as a blogger. I would be interested in whomever was writing his blogs no matter how hot he was in real life.
you can’t deny that certain nerd hotness!
Yes.
He actually really is.
And it’s really rare for me to say that based on a picture.
Right now he reminds me of that tailor guy from Fiddler on the Roof. But thats cause I was watching it about 10 minuets ago.
I like his hair.
@LeftWristTwist - Oh baby. You know you’re the only one who gets to taste the lava.
@Drakonskyr - Get your rocks off all the way into another state of matter!
@LeftWristTwist - Hot blooded! But you don’t need to check it to see, wink wink.
@Drakonskyr - I’ve got a fever of a hundred and three – inches!
wow, yeah he is
Hmmm he’s pretty good lookin’
And I’m not gonna lie, Dan. I’ve always wondered what you look like. Now I really, really want to know. lol
DON’T FEED THE EGO.
His ego is already large enough to have its own set of zip codes.
odd question………
@RandomSobriety - lol
…That message convo really went like that?! Geez louise.
…yep. hahaha
Every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man.
Eh…he’s not quite it.
See I always wanted somebody with the body of an Italian man, but the candor of a sexy asian girl.
He’s the best thing since I left town. That’s for sure.
Oh my god yes, I could go on and on but I don’t want to seem too creepy and crazy.
But fuck yes, hell yes.
lol He’s a good looking guy. Plus he seems like an intellectual (smart guys are my thing haha I’ll take brains over brawn any day!). That’s really funny though Dan, does your wife know about your little fans? haha
Yes.
dorky hot. the good kind.
oh and he looks smart. and he is. thats always a charm+++
…Yep. I told him that already.
Depends on the photo.
Yes, of course. He’s quite handsome.
how does your wife feel about women talking to you like that?
Oh, totally. He gets me all worked up. Mmmmm. His blog sucks, though. BIG TIME.
Yep.
He’s roguishly cute. Really nice body too by my standards. I’m just going to seduce him so I can have a three way with him and Dr. Girlfriend.
…I want to use his hair as a feather duster.
i’d do him
Erm…let’s see……some of his comments are pretty amusing. Actually I only spotted one that I found funny:P
He looks pretty cool….brainy-ish….could be cute.
Personally, if I thought he was hot……I would’ve subscribed to him:P
Any man with a following of screaming swooning young women overinflating his ego is by default . . . . not hot. Sorry Drak.
this post is tragic.
Hahahahahahahaha.
No. He is not. (Sorry Drak)
Of course he’s hot, he’s a turd straight from the oven!
yes, he is
nope
Oh my goodness.
Yeah, I like that picture.
He is pretty attractive. I’ll admit it.
@benjimau5 - lol @ Dr. Girlfriend. I have a soft spot for her too.
yup but luckily I have told you that you were hot long before I saw this post! ;p
@Xyour_bloody_valentineX - Have you seen her tits? Not as nice as yours, but I can appreciate.
Course you never know with internet people – but then again, a man who can pull off suits like that can’t be bad looking.
MMmmm…he is not bad,but being hot means alot more than looks for me.I have to know his heart…
So all in all Dan, one has to hopelessly hit on you to get your other xanga name?
Coming out of hiding to say: I hate you all so much.
Haha! And yes. He very, very much is.
I’ve been over to his Xanga and, while very intelligent, he’s not my type. We wouldn’t get along. lol He’d call me a moron (and he would probably be right) and then I’d have to kick his shin (because he’d deserve it! lol). If I just walked by him on the street, without exchanging insults or shin kicks, he’d be cute. lol
Hells to the yes.
However, hitting on anyone over the internet is rather creeptastic.
@cognoscere9 - ROFL! agreed!
I got turned into Xanga’s weirdest hot or not.
Well, you know, it’s a living.
DREEEAM THE IMPOSSIBLE DREEEEEAM
Well, I wouldn’t do you.
i wouldn’t exactly vomit at the sight of him. he’s absolutely adorable in a boyish sense, but i am terminally momish, so any other response would be pretty cougarlike and kinda sick.
i’d tap that.
yes, in a boyish intellectual way
i noticed the top answers (i didnt read past that) dont answer the question:
yes
YES
yes.
He’s ok I guess. My boyfriends hotter. I guess I may be a bit biased.
I think Drak is rather fetching…
yeah! uber hot! =D however, i’m thinking it’s more because of his writing than his looks alone. =D
Not even a little bit… Then again, I have different taste in men than most women I know… LOL