November 14, 2008
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Celebrity Death Match: Jennifer Vs. Jolie
Recently, Jennifer Aniston was giving an interview and she said that Angelina Jolie’s comments about her and Brad striking up a romance while Brad and Jennifer were still married were “uncool.” Here is the link: Link
Who do you think would win in a fight, Jennifer or Jolie?
Comments (126)
ME.
Chuck Norris.
Sarah Palin – the female Chuck Norris!
can I put money on both?
Angelina. She’s had much more action-movie training.
Aniston-Jolie fight…working on giving a darn…working…working…
System failure. Darn not given.
Jolie, for sure. Then again, Jen’s crazy…so you never know.
i think jolie would hurt her. lol but that’s just an assumption.
Aniston would win. She’s probably got more crazy in her lurking somewhere beneath all that blonde.
I hope Jolie dies.
Jennifer.
Gut feeling – Jolie.
Chuck Norris.
the photographer.
Chuck Norris!
jolie!
Jolie…easy
Jennifer…the good girls get the backup!
Jolie all the way — both physically AND psychologically stronger, meaner, and more devious!
Psh Angelina no question
Angelina.
I’d have to say Angelina. She’s got style, my friend!
S.C.
Angelina, no doubt. Jennifer Aniston is one of the most whiny, clingy celebs I’ve ever read about.
I would totally root for Jen, but I think Angelina would win
Chuck Norris.
Jennifer.
It really was UNCOOL for Angie to say the things she said. I agree with Aniston. She knew what she was doing when she stole Brad, everybody knew that! Butter… I think Jolie would put a hurting on Aniston. But you never know, Jen might be a lil crazy on the inside too… look at her eyes… tell me she doesnt have that crazy twinkle!!
Angelina Jolie.
Aniston looks like the type to cry when she gets angry. Jolie looks like she’d beat you to a bloody pulp.
Jolie is definitely a meaner person.
Im for team Aniston. That stupid homewrecker Jolie.
Angelina would kick Jennifer Anistons whiny bitch ass
I would say whichever one has the machine gun. If you see either of them, ask them to call me and pose on my jeep for the 2010 calendar. Calendars are available at http://libertycalendars.com (shameless plug)
One has an italian first name. ’nuff said.
I dunno… the wronged woman usually has some fire in her…
Angelina Jolie for sure.
Hands down, Jolie.
Who the heck cares?
Kathi
Jennifer. Angelina is way too skinny and I doubt she works out. Jennifer does martial arts.
Angelina…since she’s in all those action movies…and I love her
I think Jolie has picked up some good moves from doing Lara Croft: Tomb Raider…. so she’s most likely to beat Jen.
Jolie was Lara Croft! The fucking TOMB RAIDER! What has Jennifer done that wasn’t lame and sappy? Case and point.
Jennifer, I lost interest when Jolie cheated with a married man. Same feelings for Brad
jolie for the win
Will there be some sort of mud or….jello involved? The perverts want to know.
Jennifer. I hate Angelina.
jack bauer.
I think Angelina would throw down really hard, but I’m pretty sure Jennifer would definitely hold her own against her.
I think Jennifer would win.
Although she’s a couple inches shorter, Jenifer Aniston should be a good 10+ pounds heavier than Anegelina Jolie. In a fight of motivated, untrained chicks, I’d take the fat one.
My money is on Jolie.
we all win…as long as it’s televised.
Angelina owns knives and looks like a twisted chic —- she’d win by pure adrenaline and craziness LOL
jolie would win… sorry, jen.
Who would win? Whoever gets to watch.
Angelina…. she’s not afraid to fight dirty, she’d be the first to draw blood… and the woman gets what she wants.
jolie.
@shanella - lol !
“The only reason you are still conscious is I don’t feel like carrying you”
@FireMapleSong - lol…I agree
@Carolina17 - Agreed. She’s freaking Lara Croft!
Jolie.
ps. that picture of jennifer aniston is stunning!
Jolie would win, but I would be rooting for Aniston.
@AvenueToTheReal - Always and forever… Chuck Norris!
Would wepons be involved?
How about jello?… Mud?… Cooking oil?
u saw what she did to Brad! I pick Angelina.
I have a feeling Ms. Jolie would win.
Jen would have the fan support, but Angelina would win the end.
Oh…I hope the fighting ends…
why is this even a question? jolie, of course!
Angelina.
I feel like Jolie should win, but you never know what’s going on with aniston, she might just let her psycho go and rip angelina apart lol but i would definately be rooting for aniston!
Jolie. Tomb Raider, come on!
Someone’s still bitter though.
AJ or JA? I pick AJ.
Ack! Not this again!
I feel sorry for BOTH of them!
It was very “uncool” for Jolie to flaunt that. I mean, we ALREADY knew that, but still…
I would have to lean towards Jolie because (as others have already stated) she has had a lot of action movie training…
JOLIE FTW
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I hope Jennifer would win. Angelina is a bitch and deserves a good ass-whooping
They are both kind of ugly but they have stylists and makeup.
@laurenmaureen - Whereas on the other hand you are just pure cute.
angie is laura croft. jenn is rachel.
laura croft hands down would killlllll her.
are you kidding..jolie would totally kick ass.. tomb radier… the wanted.. mr and mrs smith.. come on
jolie. hands down.
Depending on what type of fight.
Jen FTW.
I agree with all the others and say Chuck Norris.
angie, but i want jen to win!
Jolie… c’mon the girl played Lara Croft.
Jolie
Jolie unless Chuck Norris butts in. Why is he in this conversation?
Angelina Jolie I would think….
Jolie. No contest.
Jolie, duhhhh.
I think it would be a close fight, but Angelina looks tougher and after seeing her in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, I can’t see how she could possibly lose a fight.
Jolie…. all the way!
Angie for sure.
Angelina, baby!
Angelina. Even though she doesn’t have the marriage link that Jennifer had…she does have three children by him….and that links them together forever.
Jolie. Her regular stregnth, plus all the mommy training? My duh.
Jolie….. end of story, though I also believe that Jolie would be better off with a woman. anyways…….
Angelina is vicious.
But Jen’s gonna break it thru.
jenn would definately win… dont mess with a girl thats got nothing left to lose.
Angelina would definitely win. She has the resume that gave her all the right moves. I don’t think Friends really prepares someone for a fight.
Jolie.
I’m so putting my bets with Angelina wiping the floor with Aniston’s tattoo virgin self.
Fuck jolie
Angelina….only cause all her kids can help out too[haha]
Neither. But they turn to each other after learning about Brad’s preference for George C. In that case, I would prefer Brad’s taste.
Jolie unfortunatley, only because of her movie combat knowledge.
Jolie. She seems cold.
The person who gets to watch, that’s who wins.
angelina jolie.
@MaskingMadness - She is probally not a virgin. Lmao. Aniston looks innocent, but she isn’t. In my opinion.
Jolie!
angelina. hands down =D
@Shellybelly420 - Hehe. I’m sure she isn’t too. I guess I should have reworded it, but I was making a reference to all the tattoos Jolie has, as opposed to Aniston being a “tatoo virgin.”
Jolie – she kicks butt!
I think Jen should mind her own business. There’s nothing ‘uncool’ about feeling in love. Even if it was, to Brad Pitt. And even if it was somewhat illegal at the time. It’s just completely irrelevant and she’s commenting out of context.
Angelina. Easily.
Angelina Jolie, no doubt.
@Magsterzz - sameee — Angelina is more fierce, but i wana be on Jen’s team
i dunno probably jolie but aniston should la=oathe jolie after she stole brad pitt from aniston
Jenn!
Angelina would bite her and give her slut rabies and take her out.
Jolie – Just because I like Jen and therefore perceive her as kinder. jolie looks more rough and tuff than jen. Although I would never wish for Jen to lose a fight!
duh jolie of course
Jolie would show up to the school yard for the fight and check her watch, time would creep by.
Then Jen would run her ass over with a ferrari or something.
Jolie hands down.
Jolie, she’s has more action roles. Jen would spend too long trying to think of what to do and be pavement splatter in no time.