February 5, 2009
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Hit from the Bong
Imagine you are at a party with Michael Phelps.
Now imagine that Michael offers you a hit from his bong.
Do you take the hit?
Imagine you are at a party with Michael Phelps.
Now imagine that Michael offers you a hit from his bong.
Do you take the hit?
Comments (195)
Hell yeeeah.
with michael phelps, sure! i mean, at least you’d have a good story to tell!
If an intelligent, athletic, successful young man (more golds than anybody, etc) is doing it, then most likely, it’s just not that bad for you.
(Not that I didn’t know that anyway..)
I don’t even react to weed well, but of course! It’s Michael Phelps!
His bong wouldn’t be the only thing I’d hit.
aw, I quit smoking back in November…I miss it a lot, but I didn’t like the way it started to make me feel after 2 years of daily smoking…it started making my heart freak out
depends on my day. if it was like his, then yes.
but honestly, I wouldnt mind flying around the world doing stuff and being busy. at least id be making money, and doing something that matters to others.
If by bong you mean penis, then the answer is still no.
No. I don’t do that shit.
I’d take a beer, though.
OH LAWD, YES.
I wouldn’t even care who he was as long as he has a bong.
Depends. Am I in control of my mental capacities?
What about you?
Don’t smoke. Not tobacco, not weed.
Hell ya. But I better be eating the brownies after… off his abs.
Dan, you naughty, naughty boy!
No, I’m not stupid. Phelps can keep his bong to himself. I don’t swing that way.
of course I do… then I get him and I sumthin to drink, invade his personal space, get too freindly, get asked to leave the party, wait outside and follow him home, get stalker charges filed against me, tattoo his name on my boob, call him every 47 minutes until he gets a new number, cover a whole notebook with “Miraha Phelps”… oh sorry got a bit carried away…
Nah I dont even smoke weed…
no way! who knows where that thing has been?????
Maybe. Weed puts me down so I don’t like to smoke it. But then again….he did do a great service to the US during the olympics. Who am I to say no
No
Not that weed is harmful at all, I don’t smoke it. I’d have a beer though.
duh.
Dude, who would NOT want to get smoked out by Michael Phelps?
neh im good. he aint all that and neither is weed. been there, done that.
No.
uh, duh?
@LyricallyCharged - lol, so true.
no
If you’re going to smoke with a celeb, why not the big daddy of them all?
The circle at the back of Willie Nelson’s bus.
@greenbird321 - I quit for similar reasons…but I would unquit for the AWESOME story I’d be able to tell people about getting high with the man who has the most Olympic metals. That’s like smoking weed with the most popular jock EVARRR!!
No. Several levels of ickiness.
@xNicolax - that made me laugh. best response. lol
I say hell yah! raise the roof and give me some proof!
I gave that up
I feel naive… took me a while to remember what a bong is.
In any case, no thanks. I wouldn’t be at that party anyway:)
i dont believe in god but for those of you who do then. . .god made marijuana in the exact same form as we smoke it (unlike other drugs). Yes I take that hit
i’d do it. why not? hell of a story too.
Sure.
Of course.
Definitely!
No I would not. I have no interest in that kind of thing and I also believe Michael Phelps to be an overrated fool.
no
nope
No, I’ve never smoked pot, I’d take a few shots with him though!
for sure. that is a priceless story to tell for the rest of your life. I’d totally do it.
I had a teacher who smoked pot with the grateful dead, while Jerry was still alive.
I don’t think that’s awful at all. In fact, it made me respect him and his vast life experiences way more. He could teach me because he wasn’t narrow-minded or judgemental about human activity.
You can sort of tell my answer now…
been there done that… who cares
No thanks. Not planning on photographing him for the newspapers either though.
I don’t smoke anymore, but I’d hit one with good ol’ American boy Phelps. =)
@FireMapleSong - haha I’d probably slip up and go for it, as well…though the story of my last experience with la ganja is infinitely awesome(to me, anyway)
@love_my_wreckless_soul - Just because God made marijuana doesn’t mean we are to smoke it.
Only if it smelled like good s#*T. I’m not looking for one of those nasty shwag hangovers. But I’d be really nice about it, either way, ’cause you never know when knowing an Olympic champion is going to come in handy.
Only one?
No, man, that’s just not right. One man, one bong I always say.
@LyricallyCharged - Oh you. lololol
how about if you start talking about real stuff? lol… let’s get real, man.
Helllllls yeah!
No, Im drug free.
Ask me 3 years ago, I would do it in a heartbeat.
@LyricallyCharged - hahahaha love it.
No,can I get your autograph instead?
Would I hit that? Hell yes I would.
Haha I’d do it.
I still think it’s stupid that they blew the story way out of proportion. The man has won us so many gold medals, he deserves a break. It’s not like he was caught doing crack while injecting himself with steroids.
Cannabis: not a performance enhancing drug. A medicinal plants? Sure. Phelps has ADD, right? He’s probably got a weed license somewhere.
No, no, no! I stay away from that kind of crap. Not even Michael Phelps could entice me.
He’s 23 and young. He’s not perfect and I think people, aka media, need to get off his back, he’s not flawless.
of cos!
um ya. if hes smoking and still gets first in swimming then whatever the hell hes smokin is some bad ass stuff.
Nope. I’m already out the door. That’s not my crowd.
No. I don’t smoke.
Yes.
Actually, my friends and I were just discussing how cool it would be to say you smoked with Michael Phelps…
In years past, I’d say no. But now, given the crap I’ve been through, I’d say yea.
i’ll milk it til the smokes yellow
I’d probably take and hit him instead.
fuk yeah & enything else i cud get too
@Tom@revelife - And it doesn’t mean that we aren’t. Honestly if it does less harm than alcohol and cigarettes combined and multiplied while promoting a feeling of harmony and love then maybe it is the intended alternative.
I might actually think he was cool, if we ended up smoking together. Haha. Until that day, I don’t like him very much.
I think people should stop making such a big deal out of him smoking weed, if they don’t want their children to know about it. It’s ridiculous… the kids that he is a “role model” to would have probably never known that he smoked if the media and their parents didn’t make such a freakin’ huge deal out of it.
not a big fan.
I’ll let him take my hit, offer him several liquor shots, take him back to an empty room with my digital camera and really give the tabloids something to talk about.
I’ll laugh at him, then proceed to snap a few pics of him, and walk away.
I’d be like, “Sure, Michael, but first hold that bong up for me and give me a big smile. Now say, ‘I’m an asshole!’” *click*
Then I’d sell the picture and make some sweet, sweet cash.
No, Michael, thanks. I would prefer (name any HEALTHY drink that is available at the moment).
After saying this, I think I will walk away, so that I won’t be accused just because I am standing next to Michael.
yes.
id let him take a hit and proceed to kiss him hehehe
lol Hell Yes! it’s Michael Phelps, how could you not?
No
Sure why not, it’s been awhile for me anyway, so one hit would probably do me in haha
Depends on who else is there.
I don’t even smoke, and I’d be down.
I dont smoke anything, ever.
I am not a napkin. Therefore, I do not fold under peer-pressure.
I gave up mary jane several years ago, but if Mike wanted to play puff puff pass with me, I would. Then I would be able to say, “hey… I blazed with Michael Phelps once…”
uhhhhhhh definitely YES. One, its Michael Phelps and I’d party with him in a heartbeat. and Two, its weed. and weed is fantasticcccc.
@LyricallyCharged - Amen!
Don’t smoke. Never have. Never will. Frankly, I think he demonstrated his lack of ability to think to be involved in that stuff anyway. Just goes to show you that a guy doesn’t have to be bright to be a world-class athlete and become famous.
It would depend on my mood. Sometimes I do with friends when I feel like it. Sometimes I just let them enjoy it! HAHA!
So I can look like a a moron like him? No thank you, sir.
Considering I’ve never done a drug other than what was prescribed…I don’t think I would start now. Besides, I’m breastfeeding and that would pass through into my milk…gees.
Fuck yeah.
For me, bong equals a smile.
I wouldn’t care who the hell he was.
Nah, I like to be sober so i remember if I was naughty…
Nah I quit smokin pot years ago. But if he wants some more for him.
I promised God I wouldn’t smoke again. If God asked me to smoke, I would have to say no. God > Michael Phelps soooooooo no, I wouldn’t take the hit.
nah. i got to find a regular job. drug testing and all…
and if i was free to smoke, it would depend if he got schwag or kind bud.
Nope. Marijuana puts me right to sleep.
I’d probably take it, look at it, not know what to do, and return it. Weed just isn’t my thing.
I’d take it, pretend to use it, and then when he’s not looking, stow it somewhere. When he asks what happened to it, I’ll say “an ostrich just walked in the door and grabbed it from me.”
He’d be so out of it he’d believe me, and I could sell it on eBay later for like $4,000.
Mmm.
Nope.
probably not
nah. I am brestfeeding. Even if I weren’t, nah. I am over that sh!t. If I were still in my twenties the answer would be yes.
Let’s try substituting Phelps for anybody else and see if it makes a difference.
Yeah, why not?
No.
Gross.
Nope. Now that’s ONE thing I’ve never done!!
*hugs*
@Dare2BDiferentt - haha, that’s a great plan!
@msbutterfli - Thanks. I think it is too, except $4,000 may be a little too much.
Also, for the record, I never have done drugs and don’t intend to.
We can also assume, that since he’s done drugs, he’s slept around, so he has Herpes, so I wouldn’t smoke from that bong if I were you.
i’d hit his bong anytime… probably catch something but it’ll be a heck of an experience
-adieu, stace
No. Someone has to be straight in order to enjoy the intoxicated masses embarassing themselves.
Of course I would!! Besides, did you know MJ’s a bronchial dilator? So for all you asthmatics who shouldn’t smoke cigarettes, just blaze one next time you can’t breath!
Er, no.
No way! I don’t want that slightly dopey-looking emotion he seems to carry around a lot.
If I choose to smoke weed, one day, I presume I would fire up with someone cooler than that. (like maybe a rasta, or classic rock musician.)
And why does Geraldo Rivera keep showing that clip of him smoking pot in the 70′s whenever he gets a TV show?
personally no, I go into these episodes with siesure like symptoms… weed just wasn’t meant for me, or I for it.
I do find the whole thing ridiculous… I do get that he is an icon and should hold up the position in some peoples eyes, but fuck… who does that anymore? he worked his ass off, as far as I’m concerned he should have a good time, and if weed is it, why not?
nahhh
i’ll make fun of him when he’s completely baked though.
well that bong isn’t as pretty as mine …
yep.
my facebook status after all this went down was
“Kittie is waiting for Micheal Phelps to come over here and PASS THAT SHIT!”
depends on how drunk i was. probly not. not a big pot person…
Ehhh No thanks…I would prolly just say…”No thanks..but thanks for asking”…am can kinda be a germaphobe when it comes to putting things in my mouth that have been in other peoples mouth..or everyones is touching it and you want me to put that in my mouth?!?!?! ,….No thanks..I will go without…lol
Ew. No.
Sure. But, I’d prefer something a little more hardcore.
I’d have to say “no thanks man”…. I am way to into my health to infuse drugs into my body…. I hardly ever have even a legal drink anymore…. and besides I am allergic to smoke so it would probably put me in the hospital………………………~Echo
The dude must be able to take a massive hit.
totally no!
No. I’d have left before that. I friggen hate the smell of weed. Makes me sick to my tummy.
I don’t do that anymore, but I might for the sake of having a good story to tell later
Ew, no. For one, I’m pregnant. And two, I have never been into the weed. I’m one of those weird people that thinks it even smells gross.
Michael Phelps, hell yeah. It’s just pot, it’s not cocaine. Obviously he manages well doing it.. I’m sure it helps him focus, doesn’t he have ADHD? Poor guy.
It’s tempting… but I don’t think so.
i don’t care who you are, if you are offering me a hit from your bong, i will take it.
Yes, thank you very much.
IT’S MICHAEL PHELPS! lol…
I don’t approve of smoking, so I wouldn’t do it.
For my own self, I don’t care if other people do it.
Sure, but with that lung capacity, I’d rather take my hit first. Because he could probably take it all at once. I mean, he is an Olympic gold medalist in swimming.
No and who’s the Michael person?
@xNicolax - LOL! I totally would do that as well.
Oh yeah. Hook me up, Michael! KIDDING. No way. I’d tell him he’s on his own. Probably someone who was at that party who refused to smoke pot with Phelps took that picture of him. Hahahaaalarious!
Most definitely.
Goddamn right. EIGHT FUCKING GOLD MEDALS.
I can’t believe he’s in trouble. He should be allowed to eat a live fucking infant.
No way, man.
But then, I’m violently allergic to the stuff. I wouldn’t have the opportunity in the first place.
Ew, no.
I dont share anything but Im a good girl.
no
heck yes. and then punch him in the face. i think he’s a d-bag.
yes, and then I can tell everyone that I shared a bong with him NOT!
I would probably politely decline.
nah.
Probably.;)
I’d take a hit from his bong anyday, if ya know wut I mean [;
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Too soon? ):
No way!
@the_evil_tamica - LOL i love hell out of your answer!!!
No I hate bongs.
But I would roll a spliff!
@ohGEEitsMANDI - LOL!!!!
Yep. I’m not gonna lie.
Depends on how I’m feeling… but I mean, to say you got stoned with Michael Phelps… well, he may not want you to say that. But to KNOW. Haha. Just kidding. It’s a 50/50 toss up whether I would or not, I had bad experiences with pot.
@Xyour_bloody_valentineX - LoL!!!!!!
I only hope I would be smart enough to take a picture of him doing it, enabling me to sell it to the highest bidder.
Is he talking about Marijuana, or is he hitting on me?
I don’t smoke anymore, but I’d def. invite over everyone I know so they could have the pleasure! =D
I would have probably smacked him because I’m kind of ignorant about drugs and not really sure what a bong is and I probably would have thought he was suggesting something sexual.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He needs a new goal, since he won all the medals. How about working on world peace, or world hunger? He must have missed the chance to be a teenager and is trying to make up for lost time. Please don’t do this to yourself Michael!
maybe, but I want someone to take a picture of us. we’ll do squinty eyes – maybe Miley Cyrus will join
@LyricallyCharged - BAHAHAHA, YES!! Total agreement
and HELL YEAH, I’d hit the bong. Yeah I quit smokin, but it’s Michael Phelps.
I’d bet him that he couldn’t do a bowl by himself. Then I would rob him blind.
nah, but i’ll pass him the lighter as I say it.
Act not against conscience.
OR:
“To thine own self be true.”
Though to be honest, it’s not against my conscience, per se, but rather i see it’s health deteriments as a good enough reason to avoid it first-hand.
Hell yes!!!
@alexisdaughter - He’s not superman!!
yeah, so when im a cool rocker granny, i can tell my grandkids….
“when i was a ravishing young whippersnapper, i smoked with a history maker.”
haha
umm yes. and as someone else on here said “that’s not the only thing i’d be hittin” i love me some weed. and michael phelps
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i’d love to, but i’m abstaining for a long time for school, wanting to get a good job soon, and a few other less important reasons that never really stopped me anyway.
duh
hell yeah!
Men with their mouths on long objects just dont’ appeal to me. I would politely decline.
sry michael phelps or not, i’m not doin’ drugs… but if it was something different then i might consider
No thanks.
Hell yeah I would.
if someones offering hits from a bong, why wouldnt i take it!
plus.. lets face it, hes sexy as fuck
That would be awesome. I can’t believe the crap he’s getting for that one pic. All this anti-marijuana ignorance annoys me.
What the- NO.
OF COURSE I DO.
I do not. I also press him and ask, “what the @(* is wrong with you?”
there is no such ‘moderation’ when it comes to marijuana, the point of taking the hit is to get high.
I don’t smoke, I don’t drink to get drunk.
somewhat related,
http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/swimming/news/story?id=3887608
Kellogg’s has dropped Phelps’ sponsorship.
He also got a 3 month suspension from USA swimming.
slap on the wrist, let’s move on
only if he sings ‘pick it, pack it, fire it up, come along, and take a hit from the bong’
To be honest with you I’ve always thought there was something homoerotic about a guy doing a bong hit so, no I wouldn’t
yesss
I don’t care who you are,there is nooo way!
It is a nice Bong.
Yes.
yess!
Yeah but only if there were no paparazzi around. Smokin weed — eh, whatever, not my thing. But getting a chance to say you hit it w/ someone famous. Then again, maybe just getting the chance to say he offered would be pretty up there too.
No thanks, Michael. But I’ll take swimming lessons…or whatever other healthy thing you’d like to offer me
Of Course!
1.) Why is it illegal? (it has to do with manufacturing ‘criminals” to fill the jails that need to be built, to house rebellious citizens who disagree with the government (aka ‘insurgents’, ‘terrorists’, ‘revolutionaries’, extremists, rebels, ‘militants’, anarchists’, ‘seditionists’, etc) (anti-sedition laws are still on the books in this country!) (our forefather were all these things) and emphasizes the overall societal position that dumb US citizens need a paternalistic government.) Is there a weak link in this chain of logic? NO!!!
2.) What’s the Problem? Children might be influenced? These children would never have known about it to get influenced if the pararazzi had not made the toke public knowledge! The media should be censored; not Mark Phelps. Duh.
3.) I can’t smoke it anymore because it makes my heart go pitty-pat and that makes me bitter and cynical. But declaring God’s handiwork (MaryJane) ILLEGAL and Immoral is sure as hell an affront to the almighty! God has feelings too, you know. A little respect is in order.
grey
Yes, of course!