February 11, 2009
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Who is the Hottest? The Guy Edition
We put up some of the women and Jediwa72 won the vote.
Now we will vote on the guys.
1. Drakonskyr
Which guy is the hottest?
We put up some of the women and Jediwa72 won the vote.
Now we will vote on the guys.
1. Drakonskyr
Which guy is the hottest?
Comments (345)
You’re ridiculous.
Ehhh…
Meh.
why am i not on here? lol
HA. YES.
That’d be #6.
All I can say it YUM.
wherethefishlives. plus you look frriendly (:
i want a pony!
I’ll vote. I pick 5.
Wherethefishlives.
I’m not on this shit?
wherethefishlives
2!!!!!! yummms
I wonder why I’m not on.
Well,that is one hot crew.
SAM!! I used to think it was Drak and he is a most handsome fellow but Sam is too cute.
VaneDane needs to be there too.
Is it just me, or does Sam look like he’s doing something naughty?
Wherethefishlives =]
whats up with all the facial hair?!
These competitions are fixed. You have to know the judge.
2 & 5 are adorable. <33
I say they are all cute in their own way, but some of their usernames don’t do them justice. haha..like power ranger freak. no offence!
@seedsower -
You’re too kind.
though I think the last guy is super freakin cute, I gotta vote for Dan the Man.
Matthew : )
that’s easy. number 1.
@wherethefishlives -
1, 5, or 6. Whichever.
You really expect me to answer that? *cough*Wherethefishlives*cough*
so who’s available for vday? lol
Um, none? Sorry… just don’t find any of them really attractive.
@Gerald_Washington - =) Okay–you’re cute too
JadedJanissary can totally have his way with me any day of the week. Wait, somehow I don’t think that came out right.
wow, take me out of the lineup, and you have an alternative rock band.
DRAKONSKYR!!!! And #6….and 2
2 and 5…Can I double dip like that???
haha.I had to go back and edit my comment..You can tell I’m on pain killers!!!
where’s your pic, Dan?
*hugs*
fish
@TheBigShowAtUD - Well, there’s always Hootie And The Blowfish, but I’d never want to follow that example.
5. so dreamy… ooh.
Wherethefishlives
cause he sings too =]
woa woa Dan, I’m not on here!
@TheBigShowAtUD - no no, this can work dude…remember Hootie and the Blowfish?
Hmm. Hard choice. I’ll say number 6.
@lil_squirrel4ever - Thank you
one of each pleez
Drakonskyr is dang hot. TheBigShowAtUD is pure boyfriend material.
So if we’re voting on looks alone- Drakonskyr. But The Big Show deserves definite recognition for looking like a guy whom a girl could really meet.
The actual hottest guy on Xanga isn’t on this list, and I can’t make up my mind among this set of people.
For the record, my xangacrush isn’t on this list. *sniff*
You know, what’s interesting is that a year ago DMV would have this by a landslide.
Drakonskyr
But all of these guy look rather nice
@Gerald_Washington - @Drakonskyr - yeah, that thought came to me as i clicked “submit.” there has to be an alternative to THAT.
I can’t choose between 2, 3, 4, & 5. I love them all.
@wherethefishlives - ow ow.
lol
Wherethefishlives since cakalusa isn’t on here
@decembriel - I’m nosy. Who’s the hottest guy on xanga?
@CallMeQuell - I still think he has it, but there are more good looking guys now than then
@TheBigShowAtUD - dude, you’re the percussionist – where would we be without your hat?!
@TheBigShowAtUD - Rawr!
lol
DMV. NOOOO competition whatsoever.
/swoon
wherethefishlives or drakonskyr
@CallMeQuell - Well, I don’t want to embarrass him…
@JadedJanissary - dude, that would mean i’m in the BACK. not hot. we’ve come too far.
@TheBigShowAtUD - Dude, it means you’re in the center. We don’t play stages – we play stadiums.
@trunthepaige - Perhaps, perhaps.
@decembriel - I’m sure you’d only flatter him. Come on, indulge my morbid curiosity.
JJ!!! He’s a hottie.
#1, hands down. All the way down.
I’d include #6 as well, but he looks so much like someone I absolutely cannot stand, so I just cannot choose him.
i’d vote for sam, but that seems kinda personal since i don’t really know him whatsoever. But he’s hot in my opinion.
What undercoverfairy said..
@SerenaDante - you’re not so bad yourself
(i bet you say that about all the seminarians whom you sub to, though, huh?)
@casmarie - hey you’re not so bad yourself
They are all good-looking guys:P
@CallMeQuell - You’re just mad because Zeke isn’t on this list.
If not, then at least *I* am mad that he isn’t
@JadedJanissary - Not so bad?! Excuse me? Ya know, I was up for hottest chick. Did you even notice? Hmm?! j/k
So I can’t vote for you, Dan?
Hmmm choices….The last two….I’ll go for the last one because of his hair ^_^
@randomneuralfirings -
HA HA HA HA HA!!! you made me guffaw, ftr.
@pansybradshaw - coming right up!
@trunthepaige - thanks! (you’re not so bad yourself!)
@casmarie - how could i notice anything when you’re around?
#4. Ahem.
@seedsower - aww, and i thought we had something special…
@JadedJanissary - Mhmm… likely story.
wherethefishlives. he’s talented, clever AND cute =)
@casmarie - ouch. Here i stand. I can do no other.
Power_Ranger_Freak has a great smile.
LeftWristTwist.
Well Mr. DMV hands down, pour moi.
Thats tough! I’m not gonna lie I like them all
@JadedJanissary -
I think that you are the sweetest of the “hot lot” !!
@saintvi - AGREED
If I were going to take a piece of round-eye, I’d choose number 6.
Drak is the only one I read, so I suppose he gets my vote. But 3 and 6 are not bad looking.
@Drakonskyr - @TheBigShowAtUD - Sly and the Family Stone had some white people in it – we just need to find ourselves a coked-out vocalist.
wherethefishlives. He is my dream guy in Xangaland!
#4 and #5
@JadedJanissary - So you’re saying that my feelings for you are a laughing matter? I’m so crushed.
leftwristtwist
2 and 5.
Although I wouldn’t call anybody up there ugly.
@s_a_r_a_h_1 - lol. I know your xanga crush!
4 and 5!!
1. Wherethefishlives
2. JadedJanissary
6 is hot
@I_Am_Twilight - :P I’ve been pretty shameless about it!
I think that 2 and 3 look like really cool, laid back and, dare I say?, funny kind of guys! So I’m going with them!
1
@LeftWristTwist - that might work… complete with an horrid Grammy performance.
if Li’l Wayne can put out a rock album, i’m sure i can pretend to be the token black guy in a rock band.
@FireMapleSong - Right?! Talk about hottest guy on xanga! Psh! Xanga doesn’t even know.
Oh, the guy himself knows what I think of him.
@LeftWristTwist - I love cocacola!! count me in!
big shooooow! plus he has a totally anonymous name…
Man, tough pick between 5 and 6. I would say 5 is more of the hot powerful strong type, but 6 is more of the soft-faced cute caring gentlemanly type…. so it really depends on what you’re looking for. I mean if I just wanted a nice and short fling, I’d pick 5, but if I had to choose who to marry, more likely I’d choose 6. …
@CallMeQuell - I know, right.
6 is a total hottie.
TheBigShowAtUD is my big gay Xanga crush.
I’m sorry you had to find out this way.Or at all. haha
5 and 6 are more my types, I think. If I had to pick between the two, I’d go 6.
Obviously 6. I’m about the hairstyle.
everybody just HAVE to be on the western hemisphere of the world…
SAM! he rocks my boat!
@JadedJanissary - Of course, I have about fifty of those subs, and I let them know every day how sexy they are =D
6 : )
2?
DEFINITELY WHERETHEFISHLIVES!
I am in love with wherethefishlives’ blogs so i’m going to have to go with him.
The girl edition was more fun.
Power Ranger fo’ sho’.
And if I ever say “fo’ sho’” again, I’ll shoot myself.
Wherethefishlives is incredibly attractive, not only because he’s
physically appealing, but because he’s highly intellectual, witty, and
isn’t afraid to laugh at himself.
And Drakonskyr is undeniably sexy because he’s the “badass” of Xanga. Just like Dr. House, you want to hate him for being a raging ass, but his manly prowess overpowers his awesome evilness.
Hmmmm… Good vs Evil… it’s so hard to chose….
I’m just not popular enough to be on this list.
aw 2 is cute. I’d vote him. He has the same look in his eyes that my boyfriend has.
Wherethefishlives
yowza! dangerous!!
I’ll have to say 4!
wherethefishlives!
hands down.
and 5. Is it okay to vote twice? heh
Drakonskyr or Power ranger freak.
1 or 6… mostly 1. But kind of 6. …You know, I don’t know.
Definitely 6 if he would get rid of the awkwardly placed facial hair, though.
#6!!! ^_^
so as a guy, do i have to grow a fricking beard to be considered hot then?
Where’s the asian guy in this list!?
definately Wherethefishlives…mmm yummy
lol Drak, I love the eyebrow lift and I’m choosing you, mainly it’s the glasses and the style (I like smart well dressed guys…or at least guys who look smart and well dressed haha).
To be honest all of them are pretty good lookin’ fellas
5
#6.
5 & 6
0
6
Dragonskyr – I’m uber jealous of his eyebrow-raising skill so I may be a bit bias when I say he’s… cute. In a distinguished kind of way.
JadedJanissary – Adorable. I feel like this picture was meant for someone close only though.
Power_Ranger_Freak – No offense but the name was a turn off. But still cute.
TheBigShowAtUD – Angie Jolie must be green with envy over his pair of lips!!!
Wherethefishlives – Honestly that username intrigued me. Adorable. Is he a watersports fan or avid swimmer or something?
LeftWristTwist – A bit of a tongue twister there – but he’s adorable.
Gosh darn, but we do have some cute guys on xanga huh!
SAM. FTW.
He’s hot. That’s a given. But there is something else about him that is very nice and sincere. I think that is what is most attractive about him.
Sam (wherethefishlives).
Though this is my first time ever seeing number 2. And he’s very nice to look at too.
@decembriel - I agree about the hottest guy on Xanga not being on this list. I can’t decide from these choices either. Sigh.
TheBigShow, of course–(pst! Matt! Send me the check in the mail!).
4, 5, or 6. I can’t really make a decision among them.
All unfortunate looking.
Again I think it’s ridiculous that your blogs have become this. I almost don’t want to come back.
Any other options?
Haha, I’ll pick 5 & 6.
matt cos he’s my buddy.
How is it that my picture didn’t make the cut?
#6!
five.
wherethefishlives :]
They’re all dece looking. I’ll pick 4 though.
They are ALL too young. Where’s the cute older guys?
Oops, I creepily xanga stalk, and love Sam (:
Probably dmv
Where Sam The Fish Lives
sam. but they are all so cute, seriously.
i guess wherethefishlives has been working out. in his previous profile pic, he didnt appear to have much of a build.
but for the record, NONE of these guys are ‘hot’. girls are hot. guys are not ‘hot’,
‘hot’ guys only model underwear and appear on abercrombie bags. i am certain none of the above are in that line of work.
My husband isn’t on here. =[
Other than that… 2 & 6.
2 and 5
fish! so cute!
LOL out of all these guys I would probably pick Power Ranger Freak
Hm.
I want to say 5 & 6! can I vote two?!
Wow. This post made me go from WTF territory to the unfathomed WTSF. Yes. What The Super Eff.
Power_Ranger_Freak
I’m going to have to go with wherethefishlives, but they’re all good looking of course
my answer is a secret still……=)
I’ll take a number five, WhereTheFishLives.
JadesJan… blah blah. He has kind eyes. Bigshow is also nice to look at, but he looks as if he’d jsut woken up. Wash your face before taking pics, Matt
they need to lose their shirts
and answer the following question, “How would you eradicate world hunger?”
and get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
Me, obviously.
I like power_ranger_freak’s big smile!!
Are you going to count the votes and let us know who wins??
Okay, so if this a band, then I’m the resident groupie. lol
#5……but #1 is a close second.
6
wherethefishlives
<3 Drak <3
He knows how I feel
Drakonskyr.
Drakonskyr
Put me in a posssssssssst!


Please Dan?
Um, I say they’re all pretty good looking. Hmm.
Just pick one? What is wrong with plenty of eye candy?
#5 because he reminds me of someone.. I just can’t remember WHO right now. It’s too early.
Wherethefishlives gets my vote.
Oh my gosh. I have such a crush on number 5 now. But number 6 is pretty close..
LeftWristTwist and Drakonskyr
@seedsower - thats right Dan. Vanedave is way hotter than DMV.
@decembriel - you are right, I am missing from this list.
6.
Wherethefishlives, he is hot!
Wait. I forgot one. Number 3!
I feel like I shouldn’t answer since I’m married, but Power_Ranger_Freak is totally cute.
5 and 6. can i vote twice?
Jaded
er none of em.
oh geez. I can’t believe i’m doing this.. they are all very good-looking in their own way, but I’m pretty darn partial to my buddy, JG.. sooo 3…
and my new buddy Matt comes in 2nd (Jadedjanissary)
LeftWristTwist is soooo my type. Adorable! I love his hair.
TheBigShow. And JadedJanissary. It’s a tie.
tu QQ
#5 please! haha
5
#4
And, you’re right, I didn’t go 30 hours…I went 22.
Can I get a 2, a 5 and a 6 please? To take away. Thanks, keep the change…
This contest objectifies men.
That’s women’s job!
@mangotini - Ha! Hands off my boyfriend, Tati. Or… you know, I could be convinced to share him with you. But only you.
from a pure looks point of view i dont see how any one could disagree that #6 is the best looking.
BUT
there’s so much more that goes into being hot. if the guy is smart and funny and charming his looks get a serious boost. if the guy is not so bright or too serious or dull his hottness can take a serious hit.
6
The last one.
I am glad not many people have seen a photo of me, I might scare some people.
@Kestryl - hahah I had no idea that was him! He’s really cute in that picture! Good job, Kes!
5 or 6.
#5 FOR SURE and #6 isn’t too bad either.
2 & 5. and thats final
Power Ranger’s got me vote<3 He’s a sweetie.
#6 <3.
wherethefishlives
It’s between JadedJanissary & Wherethefishlives
Wherethefishlives
#6 definitely.
#4: TheBigShowatUD. No question. Gorgeous, smart, funny and a good writer. All around awesome!
Sam gets my vote!!
It’s between #5 and #6
<3
Power Ranger Freak
Gee, all of the above! But if I had to choose one….Wherethefishlives for the win. He’s got a sexy shell surrounding an even sexier mind and heart. Total package
But still, all the guys are totally HOT!!!
I’d have to say wherethefishlives.
I like 5 & 6
you didn’t put up GreekPhysique so I am not voting. GP FTW!
I vote Drakon. But other people voted multiple times, so I’m also going to say 5!
LeftWristTwist
LeftWristTwist.
6. LeftWristTwist
um. the last one.
Fish or BigShow
wherethefishlives =]
Hmm, wherethefishlives.
Definitely 6
haha i like #1~ i like guys with glasses
6!
Hmmm…I can’t decide….but I can be bribed…
Leftwristtwist!
I pick 1 & 2!! LOL really #2, but #1 made me laugh, so it gave him pointers. JAJA :]
the first dude.
oooo im stuck between #1 & #6
fishy!!
none of those guys are hot
The last one lol 6.
i don’t think i can narrow it down. i think funny people are cute in general, so … lots of ‘em. lots.
Sam, no contest.
wherethefishlives of course!
4&5… 4 kinda looks like usher to me… dunno why…
5 has nice arms!
2. JadedJanissary
#5 is my favorite. But his blogging style may have influenced my decision.
Drakonskyr…followed quite closely by wherethefishlives.
amazing
nice array of choices
6!
Has anyone noticed that the hot guys on xanga are WAY hotter than the hot girls on xanga?
*drools*
hm. idk. im kinda feeling leftwrist guy. of the first one. dragon looks smart
eh. 6.
For the fun of it,
LeftWristTwist ?
leftwristtwist (:
Definately number five…. that’s for sure… I only hesitated just a little with number six.
I like #6
5
great choices…all are handsome in their own right. however, i choose wherethefishlives - wow, he has piercing eyes.. GREAT arms…love the shoulders.
if he’s funny AND has a job, he wins man of the year.
1 looks the cleanest.
5 looks the chillest.
6 looks the cutest.
None of them. I don’t find any of them attractive. Sorry.
leftwristtwist
Drakonskyr and LeftWristTwist!
But no one is as hot as my Valentine date! lol
I think you’re the hottest.
Yeh. Mr. DMV and 6.
I like #3…it’s a beard thing…
LWT, FTfW!
their SN don’t match their pictures… >.< but I must say they’re all cute in their own way…
And why wasn’t my animated self thrown into this poll???
2 is cute but the hottest goes to 1 and 5
there is currently a xangan who’s babies i would drop due to his sexayness…however he is not on this list! LOL
NUMBER 5
5. but 6 and 2 both are sweet-cute.
this based purely off outward appearances only, that is
Mr. 5 seems to have that certain je ne sais que
It also happens to be my favorite number
hey! Minus Drak, I have more subs than all these dudes.
I demand a recount!
Lol wow none…
oh goodness, so difficult… ummm… between 2 & 6 as my faves
Huh. I wouldn’t choose them even if they are as filthy rich as Bill Gates.
You obviously haven’t seen my brother reckless_eagle and cousin EltonxEvermore
none. lol.
So these are the guys you like?
6, for sure.
I am of course.
ill say 4or 5, they seems like a nice dudes
Wherethefishlives — though #2 is cute but not “hot” per se
SAM !! oh.. and 6 is cute too.
Vote for Number 6 ^-^”
raah
1 or 6!
3 and 6
I really do like Sam (Fish)… but dang LeftWristTwist is freaking cute.
Who won the last one?
jerseyinmyrearview… oh wait… he’s not up there…
NUMBER ONE, BABY. I love me an asshole.
DEFINITELY number 5-he is a very good-looking guy! Now if I was somewhat younger…
SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #5.
Sorry guys. I’m his #1 fan. Or at least I pretend I am. Haha
Wherethefishlives
Number 3 does it for me.
theBigShowAtUd is the hottest but to be honest most of them aren’t all that… attractive. not much of a contest im sorry to say.
awww yeah, LWT is…i’d hit that.
i might hit drakkie, too. but he’d probably hit me first. YES, LIKE THAT.
Hello? Wherethefishlives, hands down.
2 & 5
6 : }
Since I was not featured, the entire thread is without meaning. I thereby withdraw, mortally offended. (grumblegrumblegrumble…)
number seven… Left wrist twist, hes more of a boy-ish hot though.
I don’t even find guys attractive, but I may have to vote for DMV strictly on principle.
Drak or #6.
wherethefishlives
numero 6
number6
LeftWristTwist
LeftWristTwist
#2′s picture reminds me of a picture that my ex took of himself.
Sadly I cannot compete because I already won the most attractive female competition.
Ass.
holy shit 5
omg leftwristtwist most deff.
that is so hot.
leftwristtwist.
great hair, adorable eyes.
tie between 2 5 and 6. the end.
Wherethefishlives. No contest.
@ScarletMoth - hey, i don’t really mind being the hottest of the not-that-hot. it’s still a distinction that i am willing to accept. i can be the best of the average!
or something.
Numbers 5 and 6. All the way.
1 and 6 are up for debate here…
Drakonskyr, but only because his picture intrigues me. As we say in the engineering world, there’s lots of background noise.
JadedJanissary
Just because he looks nice.
I’m probably wrong because I have poor judgment, but nice = attractive in my opinion.
numero seis
6
Nice to know that Xanga is getting more and more superficial by the minute.
Ugh.
i totally pick number 6!!! cutie!
Definitely LeftWristTwist (6), with wherethefishlives (5) running a close second!
meh… ahhh 2?
#6
LeftWristTwist
he looks rather humble and down to earth. And I love his hair.
Of them all, I’d say Sam, or “where the fish lives” but dude, my friend, and hopefully some day boyfriend out-yums them all.
He’s also gonna be a Marine, so that makes things even better. Haha
You know, I’m still getting footprints from this. STILL.
Also, littlebitty’s comment makes me laugh. So hard.
#5 and #6
number 5
6
JadedJanissary
Hands down!!!!
: )
Yum!
when will i die?
LEFTWRISTTWIST
wherethefishlives fer sure!
LEFT WRIST
wherethefishlives
2!
Hottie.