February 13, 2009
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Where is The Most Creative Place to Masturbate?
Not too long ago, I wrote a post and asked where was the most interesting place everyone had sex.
At the time, someone told me I should ask everyone where is the most interesting place they had masturbated. Then recently someone wrote on their blog or told me in a private message about a guy that had masturbated in his truck while driving.
My only thought was that this type of topic would not be the intellectual conversation you have grown to expect from my site.
Where is the most interesting place you have ever masturbated?
Comments (153)
Atop a very tall monument.
as funny as this question is I am unfortunately not qualified to answer it.
I once masturbated on a school bus. I think I was like 12.
Oh wow. I wish I didn’t have friends on here….
coughatapublicparkcough
Mine’s a boring answer, but my husband’s answer is pretty good. He’s a former Army Ranger, and he once masturbated at night when he was driving their Commander through the plains (or mountains or whatever terrain they have) in his humvee while he was in Bosnia. He was tired and bored and it was pitch black, so to amuse himself, that’s what he did. Doesn’t surprise me – he used to be quite deviant.
BIBLE CAMP!
Bwahahhahaha. That’s all I have to say about that!
on your bed.
wwjd?
Elevator.
What is masturbation??
@huginn - join the fun
I’m a really boring masturbater. I mostly just rub against things in public. XD
Unaswerable. Sorry.
i abused myself atta bus stop in the middle of the night
once
Thankfully you do not conform to such trivial expectations. I don’t have anywhere interesting for you unfortunately…
Intelectual we have grown to except from your site? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That funny right there I don’t care who ya are!
My bedroom is very boring, in more ways than one. So I have masturbated nowhere interesting.
My boyfriend’s bed while he was gone.
starbucks bathroom, movie theatres watching a kids movie, and on a chair in my friends bedroom while him and my other friend went to get something..HAHA…
what. the. heck……
Hmm. Work washroom?
Uh.
I don’t know.
library bathroom.
I don’t think I’ve masturbated anywhere interesting hm..
nowhere interesting
slutburger, now I know who was in the next stall that afternoon….I really don’t mind if you want to rub one off at work but at least have the decency to keep it a little quieter while you have company
@denigma21 -
I loll’d
@donatethegiftofLIFE_katie84 - I think that is the best answer to this question. I’ll answer the same.
Bwahahhahaha
Wouldn’t you like to know? lol
Let’s just say I’ve killed my vast share of kittens in interesting places
On the beach at night. For teh lulz.
I’ve never masturbated anywhere creative, I feel so left out lol.
*makes plans to masturbate at work* [yea right]
@DommieGirlLovie - Wow… much props.
I would never try that in my building’s elevator, there’s a camera in there lol.
@TakingxOverxMe - Not that creative.
@LilSweetJew - Lol.
@musinuite - So you rub up against shelves in Target or something? lol
@wutuwaitn4 - Lol, great reply.
imma plead the fifth.
….( T_T)….
….(T_T )….
….( T_T ) ??
We’re supposed to expect intelligent conversation from your site…?
I’m boring. The most creative place I’ve masturbated is in my closet. But it was anal masturbation with a hairbrush handle, so that’s got to win me some points, right?
This is the first time I’m not even going to bother reading the answers. There was a guy in university that showed up to class, though, with a tshirt emblazoned with: “Masturbation is not a crime”. Good to know.
Gas Station’s Bathroom in the Middle of a Snowstorm 20 Hours from Home.
I don’t have an interesting one. But my boyfriend masturbated in the parking lot of Walmart in my car while I was in the store.
@XloversXtragedyX - Gotta find some way to stay warm in a snowstorm. lol
on a plane sitting in the middle seat between an old lady and a snobby douchebag
@naguyin - You Betcha. My poor mom was outside pumping gas.
While driving to pick my kids up from school!
No place exciting… damn.
@denigma21 - for the win! lol.
Not answering…LOL.
hahaha girls can be discrete when they’re masturbating
i’ve done it at school in the auditorium when we were watching some play (we were in 4th grade), at my desk at work, at the mall in the dressing room… thats as interesting as it gets.
In the bathroom at work. And while on the clock.
@huginn - AHAHHAA.
On your blog.
never done it
At a water park…sorry everybody, lol.
my ex best friend’s bathroom.
In the car while driving.
That kitten picture is so funny.
Some of these are pretty good. I’m going to have to start paying attention a little bit more. The most interesting place would have to be my ex’s face, but at that point is it actually masturbation?
oh my god, the cat lol. poor kitty
and as for the question. nowhere special
no place interesting. but this girl masturbated in my math class… ew. i`m too scared to look at her. if i catch her doing it, i`ll probably throw up.
I just came for the answers (no pun intended).
“Interesting” is relative.
LMAO, I give props to this entry because of the replies! Unfortunately, I don’t qualify to answer this either. But cute picture of the kitten! Just move the gun
At the movies and driving, bathroom at work …
I am curious as to what creative environments The Theologian’s Cafe has jerked the turkey in?
a jail cell .
On the floor of my friend’s room because that fucker didn’t give me a blanket to sleep with.
@figachewy - really? We should meet there later. That’s so kinky. =P
Dan, are you running out of questions to ask? This is just wrong.
In a girl’s vagina
@ProfessorTom - LMAO!
In an AP English class. Boring, boring teacher.
@huginn - a barrel roll!
okay, there. i couldn’t resist. >.>
I used to work at a tourist hotel as a male cleaner. Many times, when
the guests (sexy young ladies of coz) go out for breakfast at the hotel
cafeteria, I would pretend doing my routine job as room cleaner by
sneaking into their room. My first place is the laundry basket. I would
search for the used panties, G-strings, sexy underwears used by the
ladies overnite. I would lock myself in the bathroom, masturbate my 13″
dick while putting the underwear crotchet right under my nose sniffing
in all the nice scent of beautiful sexy ladies. I would splurt my sperm
on their crotchet when my dick explode and wipe the balance with their
panties. That’s the best thing I have ever done in my life. I don’t
mind the if the ladies notice something amiss with their panties. I put
them back nicely into the laundry basket as before. Then I go out and
continue with the next room pretending nothing had happened. Phew…
Oh my. In the bed of my cousin’s 18 wheeler while she was driving. There were curtains and she let me. But it is kind of hard to do when you’re in a big truck since you keep bouncing all around on the bed when the truck is in motion.
nowhere………….
Airplane in my seat, transatlantic flight.
Uh, lol. Where to start. Just kidding. I’d have to say the fancy bathroom where my senior prom was held, lol.
@ProfessorTom - good answer.
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hmmmmm….I’m thinking, but it’s too early and I haven’t had my coffee yet…
I’ll get back to you on this!
When that with the kittens is true, then there is a lack of masturbation in my area…
In my dreams. I’ll occasionally have highly intricate dreams placing me in odd scenarios where I must find solitude to carry out the deed, but first I’m dropped into vast, complex environments ala “The Cell” style, and after what seems like hours searching for the right place in these cavernous structures with the need growing with every passing minute, the people come. Crowds and crowds of faceless people, walking, jostling, moving this-a-way and that with the hurried gate of purpose; and the noise which accompany them. My dreams have held my rapt attention for as long as I can remember.
Yeah, how many kittens have you heartless people killed lately?
At chruch after a music ministry practice all over the lead singers tits. It was great.
dorm room, all the lights on, my roommate asleep on her bed…that’s the weirdest situation i’ve done it in, anyway.
i guess the weirdest place would be the bathroom at a barnes and noble…
i’m going to pass on this question this time Dan. But…Hey… it’s pretty interesting questions… I wonder how you keep getting inspiration on this kind of topic…
In your mother.
@follow_home - i think i agree with your weirdest place one could possibly think of. Barnes and nobles? masturbating? lol. that’s something. i think i should’ve tried that.
Before I met my second ex husband, he would do it in his truck while driving to work…every day…The drive was an hour long and he got pulled over for speeding at least twice. I’m surprised that he never got caught. He also used to do it in his sleep. Well, attempt to anyway. His hands did all the motions and I would guess that he was dreaming it as well.
I do know of someone who got caught in their car once. I was at work and the duty officer got called by the police. One of the Marines had been seen in their car at a stop light ”getting the job done.” They took him to the jail for the night and the duty officer had to bail him out! That made for some interesting reading in the duty logbook the next day!
Ummm…no where interesting.
OMG, no comment…
I have mixed feelings about mine. But I used to work as a night auditor in a hotel. One night I felt the urge. Went into one of the empty rooms and well you know.
My friend once did it in the bathroom of his Catholic elementary school, laying on the floor. He was at school at the time, and I guess he just felt the need to do it one day, asked for a bathroom pass, and laid down to get it done. Of course, he was too young to think of the disgusting things that were probably on that floor at the time, which to me is grosser than the fact that he was jerking it in that situation.
it occured to me that there are a lot of people on xanga… even people that don’t have xanga…but know who you are..
eh.
dirty laundry on the line?
haa i’m so lame for signing out buuut
most interesting place… in the top bunk of a very shakey bunk-bed while someone was in the bottom bunk. i hope they didn’t notice…
@LilSweetJew - lolol then why would you answer?
@Anthony_chosen - haha. thanks? I think..?
hmm
no where interesting.
but i would do it somewhere else.
@Dare2BDiferentt - plenty of kittens.
@Pyrra - What I wanna know is who killed more THIS YEAR, the guys or the girls?
Kittens will be extinct before long.
@Dare2BDiferentt - i think girls have always killed more. they just never really opened up about it.
it occasionally will show up in my dream at a random place… like the middle of a classroom filled with people at my school. o_O freud would have a field day with that i’m sure. regardless, thank god it was a dream.
ok, so I’ve had my coffee…but I don’t think I’ve ever masturbated anywhere too exciting…just in my van is the oddest place for me…
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Probably at work behind the desk…and I’m the equivalent to the receptionist! -shrug- I’m not all that exciting, I suppose.
school bathroom. i couldn’t repress it.
movie theater. beach when there totally WERE people around…
ok i needa retrakt my original entry & say
temple square salt lake city
Hahaha reading these i got some pretty swell ideas.
Anyways, i think the oddest place i have done it, would be on the phone to my girlfriend in the parking lot of McDonalds. Hahaha. Thats about it.
I am apparently not very interesting at all, because it never occurred to me to masturbate anywhere other than home. That almost makes me sad.
You make me laugh out loud sometimes, Dan.
Swimming pool. >_>”
Your butt o_O
Hey you people need to start touching yourselves!
Beach in the Hamptons, upper NY.
Wasn’t for the pleasure, though it was nice. But to solidify a memory.
mum’s the word
in my ex-best friend’s bed while laying next to her, she ended up waking up & joining
I don’t have an interesting answer for this one!! Dammit.
@molly_quinne - HAHA. Same one for me!
I instantly thought of this when I saw this post:
linked!
I have had sex in a few good places but I can not think of one good place that I have masturbated.
In a movie theater.
WOw I love that picLOL!!!
anywhere I can lol
@huginn - WWTDD?
@undertheglass - XD
I can’t think of anywhere I have that’s remotely interesting like the rest of these guys, *shrug* I’m boring, I know… XD
In a tanning bed.
ok here are some of mine:
1. a sauna
2. the ocean
3. dressing room
4. movie theater while watching pirates 3
5. on the couch while watching a movie with friends
6. while reading the replies
No where interesting.
Unless people find the shower interesting.
But I dont.
other people’s beds.
@umidrathernotsay? - hey, me too. but mine had squeaky springs as a bonus.
Hmmm… nowhere interesting, really.
In a classroom.
At a cleaning job on a desk in the middle of the office while my fellow cleaner was cleaning the other side of the building (more than once). Cleaning is boring
sad to say that i dont qualify for this question. although the responses to this question are quite hilarious and now i am afraid to go touch public property now.
@pillowpixies - would have love to see that show….
@jay_blaze069@lovelyish - I’ll bet.
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in the bathroom at target, that was awesome
Science class.
In the back of a car, on a porch. Hmmm not really very exciting.
Hm. This post seems like it would be good motivation for people to start masturbating in more interesting places. You know, just so they can come back and have a decent answer…
I have a question. Why did you post that picture up? What’s masturbating have to do with kittens. Sorry for being oblivious, but I’ve never heard that saying before hahah.
@DommieGirlLovie - You’re welcome lol
@LadyAsianInvasion - hahaha
in my mind
Unfortunately, I have very little of interest to contribute to this discussion.
right now as my husband to be is listening to pirates2 and watchn me try to type to this!!
This actually has me speechless, not because I have any problem with
masturbation, I really don’t remeber doing it anywhere interesting.and to be honest I haven’t done so at all in a very long time, It’s just not on my list of priorities.
Sick room at school, in the attached bathroom.
Good times.
in the stall next to george michael
Balcony
movie theater n car
my bf was doing it for me and i did a lil for him since he wanted me to help him out a lil >.<
I have the ability to masturbate using only my head. (as in, I picture sexy scenes in my head until I climax, without any manual stimulation at all.) I got so good at this that I would do it in a boring class during high school. The 45-minute periods were just long enough for me to work myself up to the finish and then we’d pack up our books and leave. What makes this such an extraordinary accomplishment was that, being deaf, I was always seated in the front row, since I had an interpreter. So there was someone sitting directly accross from me paying full attention to me while I did this. I learned how to look back at them as if I were paying attention to what they were signing and regulate my breathing so that it would seem normal and I made sure to fidget normally (not tense up and grip the desk or anything) so I don’t believe anyone in the class, even the interpreters, knew what I was doing. It got me through many a BORING class. I’m so bad…hehehe
der…………..
In the car at 85 mph