If I were God, I would look on me (Dave) and see the price that my Son paid in return for all my (Dave’s) sins. Then I would welcome me (Dave) into heaven with open arms.
Heaven. Because, shit man, I fucking deserve it. I would also smote a couple of creationists.
Heaven. There’s a lot more shittier people deserving hell.
i’m not sure because i’m a good person, but i don’t usually follow all of gods teachings. plus, i don’t really believe in god all that much. i have morals, and i don’t do inherently wrong things, but i’d probably end up in hell all the same.
I deserve hell. But if I were god I’d make an exception and let myself into heaven.
I would let ME in. Of course.
If I were God, I’d better let myself into heaven. Otherwise there’d be no God in heaven, and that’d be weird. Like locking your keys out of your apartment.
Kid of a trick question, no? If you are God, you are already in Heaven……
Maybe I misunderstood the question?
Let’s start over. So if I was God…
I have a restraining order from the devil, forbidding me from going to hell. I’m doomed to be in limbo.
I can’t tell which is worst…so I’m going to send myself back to the limbo I currently live in.
I’d just force everyone to listen to Kanye West.
They’ll figure out if that’s Heaven or Hell on their own.
I’m 100% sure that I’m going to hell… but if I were God, I’d have a choice right? So I’m *choosing* heaven.
Hell : )
If I was God, I’d be a much more tolerant God than the God of modern religion. I’d let me choose.
If I was the God of the Bible, I’d send me to hell, because that’s where I’d want to be. Otherwise, I’d let anyone into Heaven (i.e. I wouldn’t have even created Hell much less the tree that bore the forbidden fruit, so that wouldn’t have even been necessary).
See, I’d be a smart God, not the dumb God of the Bible, or the dumb Allah of the Qur’an, etc.
If I were God, I’d be a liberal
Open borders: Immigrants welcomed into heaven.
heaven…dammit I dont wanna burn myself in hell and see satan’s shitty face,scary
I would let myself in to heaven. I guess? Who wouldn’t?
i’d probably do both since i’m god
No idea. I can’t relate to being God.
If God and I switched places, I’d let God-Me into heaven. I’d rather not be God, though.
yes
@figachewy - more shittier..that just earned you a place in hell.
I want to say Heaven because I have good morals and did a lot of good deeds like volunteer as an EMT-B during the weekends. However, I stop believing in God couple years ago so, no matter what good I do in this life time I still end up in Hell. I think that’s unfair and threaten people to join the church or else they go to Hell. What kind of logic is that?
I don’t believe in either, so…
@The44thHour - And yet God is everywhere…my brain just exploded at the implications.
Heaven, not because I deserve it or because I’m a good person, but because I believe and accept that not only did Jesus die for my sins, but he also imputes his perfect righteousness to me.
@findingliberty - I think that’s unfair and threaten people to join the church or else they go to Hell. What kind of logic is that?
Going to church wouldn’t get you in heaven, but accepting that Jesus died for your sins would.
I always say I’m going to Hell, so hey off to Hell I go, lol.
If I were God I don’t think I could send anyone to hell. Just the idea of a human being suffering what is described in pretty much every hell believing religion I have heard of is too much for me.
Hell because I use to steal lunch money from my classmates and often make them eat dirt at the playgrounds.
Hey! I thought I was going an act of charity.
Purgatory for sure. Yeah, no direct answers here.
In and of myself, I don’t deserve it, but because I believe in His Son…because of my faith, and not my works….I believe that qualifies me.
Since I’m not and have know clue why He does what He does, I’m just gonna say don’t know. If I was God, it would matter then would it!
I have His Grace & Mercy bc I added JC as my bf! & savior. So Heaven. but take that Mercy & Grace off. & I would go to hell bc I am pff w/out Him.
Scary thought.
I’d make a point to hug Jesus before I stepped up for the judgement whatever.
If I were God, I would fix people so no one would have to go to Hell.
I would never have created a Hell in the first place.
I would probably do what He said He would and welcome me with open arms. He would see me dressed in the righteousness of His Son alone, faultless to stand before the Throne. So. I got that going for me…and it’s nice.
as Heaven is God’s house and if I were God, I would only let my friends in. As I am a friend of God, I would let me in.
I would never imagine myself as God
i think hell should only be for people who have done really horrible things to others, like murder, or something. other things should require some sort of atonement before admission to heaven.
I’d stick myself in purgatory…permanently.
Depends if I’m the malicious asshole of the OT or the capricious fucker of the NT. Either way I hope someone would write me a strongly worded letter and cuss me out before I start dicking with peoples’ futures.
I don’t wanna be God. I could never handle it. Too much responsibility. Besides, He does His job so well. ^_^
heaven. streets paved with gold. all young again. see our friends/relatives. no pain. happy happy. joy joy. heck with the personality I have the devil would kick me out, because I would kill him in his sleep.
i’d leave myself in purgatory for a while…
I don’t know if I’d let God into heaven or not… Have to think about it.
I would send me to Heaven. Yay! I really hope Heaven has a different feel for everyone; like you see what your paradise is. Mine would be a beachy area as well as a forest and valley and meadows like the Shire from LOTrR Ahh, paradise.
I’d definitely be hypocritical and let myself into the pearly gates.
i would send me to hell. i know where i stand hun….
I believe this IS Hell. So, Heaven.
Heaven definitely. We all make mistakes, but I highly doubt I’m anywhere near deserving of eternal damnation
I would like to think I am a good enough person to be able to send myself to Heaven
If I were God I would let myself into whatever heck reality I wanted to let myself into. ‘NUFF SAID.
Oh I’m definitely going to hell…
Heaven. I’ve seen worse things people have done, they should go to Hell.
Based on what merit?…lol
Half way to heaven and half way to hell.
gah!
if im God, i would nvr accepted my self neither in hell nor heaven. i’d prefer to change myself into vampire and enjoy torturing myself to spent all my life on earth, trapped between death and alive.. gyaahaahaa…
It all depends on Jesus.
if my mortal-self wished to get into heaven, my god-self would allow it.
however, i’m not even sure that’s what i would want [ then, whenever i die, or whatever the occasion for this choice is ... ] , or if even such a destination exists as we like to understand it.
Heaven! lol
It is hard to say right now.
I think God wouldn’t know what to do with me…maybe I’d just be kept on earth for a little while longer until the decision finally came.
Heaven.
I know I have made a lot of mistakes, but I would forgive me. I wouldn’t just give up on me. Just like my father, I would have unconditional love.
But I’m not, and I’m never gonna be so it doesn’t matter.
I don’t believe in Heaven or Hell as a separate place.
I’d send me to Hell, since that’s what I deserve.
Trying to imagine myself as God gives me too much of a headache.
heaven. underneath it all, i am a good person/good to others.
heaven. i think hell is made for the horrible people. like, murderers and rapists and terrorists and everything.
if only my religion still believed in purgatory… that’s probably where i’d go.
If I were god, I would already be in heaven, no?
I think the merciful thing to do would be to not force beings into eternal existence.
If I were God, I’d be kind enough to let everyone get into Heaven.
I’d send me back to Earth to give it all another go.
I would have to let me in heaven if I were God: because I would have to run the joint.
If you’re talking about if I were God, would I let the entity I am right now, I would probably sacrifice jhim43 for the sins of all people…who would be robots and not a bunch of dolts shooting dna at themselves and each other.
can i visit both before i choose? XP
Heaven, of course.
i’m not touching this one.
Unfortunately I’d probably be joining a few of you in hell
not because of anything I did to earn or deserve it…
i think he would show me a little of both… then tell me to choose. more than likely i would end up in heaven… but i’d be bored for the pleasures of hell… cause i hear that’s where all the fun people go.
I think I would go to Hell, even though I’m trying to change that right now
i dont believe anyone should go to hell, as long as they learn from their mistakes.
If I were God, I’d already be in heaven.
I would keep myself on this planet.
Heaven. God appreciates a good sense of humor.
Probably Heaven… God Forgives Littlest Sins. No One Really Knows What To Do To Deserve Heaven Actually.
heaven.. i don’t think i’ve ever done anything wrong!!
God already explained who He is going to let into Heaven in His book the Bible. He says in there: 1)all have sinned and fall short. That means no one is going to Heaven on their own merits. Heaven is a perfect place without any sin, no lying, no murder, everyone loves one another, and God is there with you. So, no sin is allowed in Heaven, even one lie will keep you out. 2)God had a plan for us. He sent His son Jesus to die for us. He was a perfect sacrifice for our sin, since He was God and was without sin. He paid for all our sins on the cross, 2,000 years ago. 3) He made one rule for us. To gain the gift of Heaven, and have all our sins paid for, we must simply believe this, the Bible message. That anyone who admits to God that they are a sinner and realize they are on their way to Hell, and asks Him forgiveness, and asks for Him to come into their heart and save them, they WILL be saved from Hell and go to Heaven, not because of how good THEY are, but because of how loving GOD is.
So, I don’t think I’m going to Heaven, I know by God’s word that I am going to Heaven. see: Romans 3:23 Romans 6:23 John 3:16 and put your faith in Jesus, and I’ll see you in Heaven!
As I am a mere man- and, therefore, a finite being- there is no way that I could begin to imagine what I would do with an Infinite Being’s prerogatives. Nor would I want to. The subject of Heaven or Hell is just one part of an “infinite” complexity regarding the scope, nature and destiny of the Universe in which we find ourselves. Even that one, however, is of such magnitude- in every particular case- and involves such a level of judgement that no mortal could hope to attain the proper understanding. Not even in self-judgement. Particularly, in fact. Therefore, I’ll do the best I can on my level and leave to God those decisions for which He and He alone is qualified.
Have you read the descriptions of Hell in the Bible??! Um no thnx!! Heaven plz!!
I’d let evryone into heaven.
We all deserve to go to hell, no matter how good we think we are. Grace (unmerited favor) alone through faith is the only way to heaven.
God lets people into heaven who accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior.
So, God will let me in, as I do have Jesus as my Lord and Savior.
BTW: hell really sucks. Have you ever been so unbelievably mad at yourself that you started to cry about how much of a bad choice you made? That’s a taste of hell. “Weeping and gnashing of teeth” is a phrase often describing what people in hell are doing. The only party in hell will be the worst pity party of all. People will be so unbelievably mad at themselves (gnashing) that they will be crying (weeping) for eternity for not choosing Jesus when they had the chance.
To choose heaven is to choose Jesus. To not choose Jesus is to choose hell. Make your choice. Choose wisely.
Comments (113)
Hell
Most definitely heaven…
Hell.
If I were God, I would look on me (Dave) and see the price that my Son paid in return for all my (Dave’s) sins. Then I would welcome me (Dave) into heaven with open arms.
Heaven. Because, shit man, I fucking deserve it. I would also smote a couple of creationists.
Heaven. There’s a lot more shittier people deserving hell.
i’m not sure because i’m a good person, but i don’t usually follow all of gods teachings. plus, i don’t really believe in god all that much. i have morals, and i don’t do inherently wrong things, but i’d probably end up in hell all the same.
I deserve hell. But if I were god I’d make an exception and let myself into heaven.
I would let ME in. Of course.
If I were God, I’d better let myself into heaven. Otherwise there’d be no God in heaven, and that’d be weird. Like locking your keys out of your apartment.
Kid of a trick question, no? If you are God, you are already in Heaven……
Maybe I misunderstood the question?
Let’s start over. So if I was God…
I have a restraining order from the devil, forbidding me from going to hell. I’m doomed to be in limbo.
I can’t tell which is worst…so I’m going to send myself back to the limbo I currently live in.
I’d just force everyone to listen to Kanye West.
They’ll figure out if that’s Heaven or Hell on their own.
I’m 100% sure that I’m going to hell… but if I were God, I’d have a choice right? So I’m *choosing* heaven.
Hell : )
If I was God, I’d be a much more tolerant God than the God of modern religion. I’d let me choose.
If I was the God of the Bible, I’d send me to hell, because that’s where I’d want to be. Otherwise, I’d let anyone into Heaven (i.e. I wouldn’t have even created Hell much less the tree that bore the forbidden fruit, so that wouldn’t have even been necessary).
See, I’d be a smart God, not the dumb God of the Bible, or the dumb Allah of the Qur’an, etc.
If I were God, I’d be a liberal
Open borders: Immigrants welcomed into heaven.
heaven…dammit I dont wanna burn myself in hell and see satan’s shitty face,scary
I would let myself in to heaven. I guess? Who wouldn’t?
i’d probably do both since i’m god
No idea. I can’t relate to being God.
If God and I switched places, I’d let God-Me into heaven. I’d rather not be God, though.
yes
@figachewy - more shittier..that just earned you a place in hell.
I want to say Heaven because I have good morals and did a lot of good deeds like volunteer as an EMT-B during the weekends. However, I stop believing in God couple years ago so, no matter what good I do in this life time I still end up in Hell. I think that’s unfair and threaten people to join the church or else they go to Hell. What kind of logic is that?
I don’t believe in either, so…
@The44thHour - And yet God is everywhere…my brain just exploded at the implications.
Heaven, not because I deserve it or because I’m a good person, but because I believe and accept that not only did Jesus die for my sins, but he also imputes his perfect righteousness to me.
@findingliberty - I think that’s unfair and threaten people to join the church or else they go to Hell. What kind of logic is that?
Going to church wouldn’t get you in heaven, but accepting that Jesus died for your sins would.
I always say I’m going to Hell, so hey off to Hell I go, lol.
If I were God I don’t think I could send anyone to hell. Just the idea of a human being suffering what is described in pretty much every hell believing religion I have heard of is too much for me.
Hell because I use to steal lunch money from my classmates and often make them eat dirt at the playgrounds.
Hey! I thought I was going an act of charity.
Purgatory for sure. Yeah, no direct answers here.
In and of myself, I don’t deserve it, but because I believe in His Son…because of my faith, and not my works….I believe that qualifies me.
Since I’m not and have know clue why He does what He does, I’m just gonna say don’t know. If I was God, it would matter then would it!
I have His Grace & Mercy bc I added JC as my bf! & savior. So Heaven. but take that Mercy & Grace off. & I would go to hell bc I am pff w/out Him.
Scary thought.
I’d make a point to hug Jesus before I stepped up for the judgement whatever.
If I were God, I would fix people so no one would have to go to Hell.
I would never have created a Hell in the first place.
I would probably do what He said He would and welcome me with open arms. He would see me dressed in the righteousness of His Son alone, faultless to stand before the Throne. So. I got that going for me…and it’s nice.
as Heaven is God’s house and if I were God, I would only let my friends in. As I am a friend of God, I would let me in.
I would never imagine myself as God
i think hell should only be for people who have done really horrible things to others, like murder, or something. other things should require some sort of atonement before admission to heaven.
I’d stick myself in purgatory…permanently.
Depends if I’m the malicious asshole of the OT or the capricious fucker of the NT. Either way I hope someone would write me a strongly worded letter and cuss me out before I start dicking with peoples’ futures.
I don’t wanna be God.
I could never handle it.
Too much responsibility.
Besides, He does His job so well. ^_^
heaven. streets paved with gold. all young again. see our friends/relatives. no pain. happy happy. joy joy. heck with the personality I have the devil would kick me out, because I would kill him in his sleep.
i’d leave myself in purgatory for a while…
I don’t know if I’d let God into heaven or not… Have to think about it.
@trebleclef402 - oh yeah that right…..
*goes and ducktapes head back together*
I would send me to Heaven. Yay! I really hope Heaven has a different feel for everyone; like you see what your paradise is. Mine would be a beachy area as well as a forest and valley and meadows like the Shire from LOTrR Ahh, paradise.
I’d definitely be hypocritical and let myself into the pearly gates.
i would send me to hell. i know where i stand hun….
I believe this IS Hell. So, Heaven.
Heaven definitely. We all make mistakes, but I highly doubt I’m anywhere near deserving of eternal damnation
I would like to think I am a good enough person to be able to send myself to Heaven
If I were God I would let myself into whatever heck reality I wanted to let myself into. ‘NUFF SAID.
Oh I’m definitely going to hell…
Heaven. I’ve seen worse things people have done, they should go to Hell.
Based on what merit?…lol
Half way to heaven and half way to hell.
gah!
if im God, i would nvr accepted my self neither in hell nor heaven.
i’d prefer to change myself into vampire and enjoy torturing myself to spent all my life on earth, trapped between death and alive.. gyaahaahaa…
It all depends on Jesus.
if my mortal-self wished to get into heaven, my god-self would allow it.
however, i’m not even sure that’s what i would want [ then, whenever i die, or whatever the occasion for this choice is ... ] , or if even such a destination exists as we like to understand it.
Heaven! lol
It is hard to say right now.
I think God wouldn’t know what to do with me…maybe I’d just be kept on earth for a little while longer until the decision finally came.
Heaven.
I know I have made a lot of mistakes, but I would forgive me. I wouldn’t just give up on me. Just like my father, I would have unconditional love.
Heaven. Definitely heaven.
@huginn -
That would be interesting!
If I were God, I’d send me back as a Shih Tzu.
If I were god, I wouldn’t have to worry about that, now would I?
I will be stuck in limbo…because there is always that darn little “butt…”
If I could put myself somewhere, i’d go to heaven
I’m glad God made promises and He will keep them. That’s what I cling to.
@huginn - LOL
But I’m not, and I’m never gonna be so it doesn’t matter.
I don’t believe in Heaven or Hell as a separate place.
I’d send me to Hell, since that’s what I deserve.
Trying to imagine myself as God gives me too much of a headache.
heaven. underneath it all, i am a good person/good to others.
heaven. i think hell is made for the horrible people. like, murderers and rapists and terrorists and everything.
if only my religion still believed in purgatory… that’s probably where i’d go.
If I were god, I would already be in heaven, no?
I think the merciful thing to do would be to not force beings into eternal existence.
If I were God, I’d be kind enough to let everyone get into Heaven.
I’d send me back to Earth to give it all another go.
I would have to let me in heaven if I were God: because I would have to run the joint.
If you’re talking about if I were God, would I let the entity I am right now, I would probably sacrifice jhim43 for the sins of all people…who would be robots and not a bunch of dolts shooting dna at themselves and each other.
can i visit both before i choose? XP
Heaven, of course.
i’m not touching this one.
Unfortunately I’d probably be joining a few of you in hell
not because of anything I did to earn or deserve it…
i’d go for heaven
heaven
@Drakonskyr - i would have said miley cyrus.
heaven for me idk for hubby
heaven
Hell.
heaven.
There is NO hell- all go to Heaven
i think he would show me a little of both… then tell me to choose. more than likely i would end up in heaven… but i’d be bored for the pleasures of hell… cause i hear that’s where all the fun people go.
I think I would go to Hell, even though I’m trying to change that right now
i dont believe anyone should go to hell, as long as they learn from their mistakes.
If I were God, I’d already be in heaven.
I would keep myself on this planet.
Heaven. God appreciates a good sense of humor.
Probably Heaven… God Forgives Littlest Sins. No One Really Knows What To Do To Deserve Heaven Actually.
heaven.. i don’t think i’ve ever done anything wrong!!
God already explained who He is going to let into Heaven in His book the Bible. He says in there:
1)all have sinned and fall short. That means no one is going to Heaven on their own merits. Heaven is a perfect place without any sin, no lying, no murder, everyone loves one another, and God is there with you.
So, no sin is allowed in Heaven, even one lie will keep you out.
2)God had a plan for us. He sent His son Jesus to die for us. He was a perfect sacrifice for our sin, since He was God and was without sin. He paid for all our sins on the cross, 2,000 years ago.
3) He made one rule for us. To gain the gift of Heaven, and have all our sins paid for, we must simply believe this, the Bible message. That anyone who admits to God that they are a sinner and realize they are on their way to Hell, and asks Him forgiveness, and asks for Him to come into their heart and save them, they WILL be saved from Hell and go to Heaven, not because of how good THEY are, but because of how loving GOD is.
So, I don’t think I’m going to Heaven, I know by God’s word that I am going to Heaven.
see: Romans 3:23 Romans 6:23 John 3:16
and put your faith in Jesus, and I’ll see you in Heaven!
As I am a mere man- and, therefore, a finite being- there is no way that I could begin to imagine what I would do with an Infinite Being’s prerogatives. Nor would I want to. The subject of Heaven or Hell is just one part of an “infinite” complexity regarding the scope, nature and destiny of the Universe in which we find ourselves. Even that one, however, is of such magnitude- in every particular case- and involves such a level of judgement that no mortal could hope to attain the proper understanding. Not even in self-judgement. Particularly, in fact. Therefore, I’ll do the best I can on my level and leave to God those decisions for which He and He alone is qualified.
Have you read the descriptions of Hell in the Bible??! Um no thnx!! Heaven plz!!
I’d let evryone into heaven.
We all deserve to go to hell, no matter how good we think we are.
Grace (unmerited favor) alone through faith is the only way to heaven.
God lets people into heaven who accept Jesus as their Lord and Savior.
So, God will let me in, as I do have Jesus as my Lord and Savior.
BTW: hell really sucks. Have you ever been so unbelievably mad at yourself that you started to cry about how much of a bad choice you made? That’s a taste of hell. “Weeping and gnashing of teeth” is a phrase often describing what people in hell are doing. The only party in hell will be the worst pity party of all. People will be so unbelievably mad at themselves (gnashing) that they will be crying (weeping) for eternity for not choosing Jesus when they had the chance.
To choose heaven is to choose Jesus. To not choose Jesus is to choose hell. Make your choice. Choose wisely.
I don’t believe in these things
Hell