I hear people say that they need coffee to jump start their day.

I drink a Pepsi almost every morning during my work week.

What drink jump starts your day?

I was reading an article about a poll that was conducted in the U.K. of 11 year old kids and 90% of them said they had heard their parents curse.  Here is the link:  Link

I have never once heard my parents curse.  My kids have never heard me curse.

Have you ever heard your parents curse?

I received about 300-350 of those spam messages today.

Would you rather receive 300 spam messages or be forced to eat a whole can of spam?

It is Valentine’s Day and I feel like playing matchmaker today.

So here is what we will do:

If you want a Valentine today, just comment in the comment section.  Then whoever wants to be your Valentine, can say they want to be your Valentine in the comment section.  I bet we can find someone for everyone.

Do you want a Valentine today?

Edit:  I received a message from Natalia from the xanga team.  Here it is:

“hey dan, i think i’ve killed all the spammers for now, but could you let everyone on your spam post let me know if they come across any other accounts sending junk mail?”  (Natalia sounds so tough when she talks about killing the spammers.  I wonder if she went to their house and did it commando style).

So contact Natalia if you are getting new spam messages at this point.

How many spam messages have you received in your message box today?

Would you rather be the shortest person in the world. . .

or the tallest person in the world?

I have an ear infection in my non deaf ear.  I am always concerned that one day I will wake up totally deaf.

In my last post, I showed photos of women and asked everyone to say who was the hottest woman.  This is part of the comment I received from VaneDave:

“So my vote would go to mrsprosa since she is a fellow New York hottie and she can recite Tribe Called Quest lyrics, but she is holding her baby in the pic. That detracts from her hotness.“

Now this is the photo of MrsProsa that I posted:

Now here are the other photos she sent me to pick from:

I picked the first one because I thought it gave the best full view of her face.  I actually was concerned I was giving her an unfair advantage holding the child because I thought that would get her more votes.

In my opinion, a woman who has a child, cares about that child and has maternal instincts has her hotness factor go up by ten times.  I think it is a turn-off when a woman acts like her children are a burden and an interruption to her life.

Do you think a child “detracts” from a woman’s hotness?
                              

In the guy’s edition, Wherethefishlives lives won the vote.

Now we will try another group of ladies:

1.  Desertrose2890

2.  Msbutterfli

3.  Mrsprosa

4.  Pawleeen

5.  Secretnevertold

6.  Suggestivetongue

Who is the hottest?
                             
                                    

Not too long ago, I wrote a post and asked where was the most interesting place everyone had sex.

At the time, someone told me I should ask everyone where is the most interesting place they had masturbated.  Then recently someone wrote on their blog or told me in a private message about a guy that had masturbated in his truck while driving.

My only thought was that this type of topic would not be the intellectual conversation you have grown to expect from my site.

Where is the most interesting place you have ever masturbated?