March 8, 2009
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Friendship
I was reading a post of a friend who mentioned that she had a good friend who she had just performed oral sex on.
She was mentioning the issue of the possibility of remaining friends and emotionally detached now that she had performed oral sex on him twice.
The post itself brought to mind the obvious question that comes to mind when one friend performs oral sex on another friend while trying to remain emotionally detached.
Why can’t I have close friends?
Comments (136)
Ha, what?
can you repeat the question?
…why what?
The answer is no.
Does your wife know about this?
whatever the question is… just… no. lol. hey dan i’m back
And what was your wife’s cell number again?
bc you have a wife, my dear
You do…she’s called your wife.
can’t be done.
Cause you suck.
Ooooh, double entendre.
Wife?
oh, i definitely understand the question. haha.
none of my “close” friends are like that. i must be putting out the wrong vibe. hm.
this online image gets me nowhere.
You do, Dan. You do. But, er, I’m not one of them, or at least not like that. Sorry to disappoint you.
Lol.
you are not really that much into oral sex?
I wish I had close friends.
Maybe it’s because you don’t give good head.
Because you’re ugly.
I’m just kidding though.
er yer wife should be takign care of that department.
Because Jen would hurt you.
It is always said that your spouse should be your closest friend. But if I were you I wouldn’t mention to your wife that it might be ruining your friend’d friendship. Might ruin your case.
Because you’re an addict.
Yoo’ve a lot of influence with Xanga. Ask if they can put this facility on the friends box.
Because your wife wouldn’t like that. Duh.
Ha! Oh Dan.
How does that even happen?
o.O
Eww.
How do women just do that all freely to so called close friends as well as not so called close friends.
Losers.
um.. ew..
lol, you have one! your wife!
we all need close friends
Gonna agree with the others.
Your wife would go beastin on your ass.
@Luvlystarr - yes, that would be my other question.
So this is why we aren’t close friends
HA.
now that’s what i call a good friend
Hopefully your wife is a close friend…
Hahahaha. I was actually going to post something similar about same-sex friends who cuddle together and kiss cheeks. I have a friend like this and I heard it is often called a romantic friendship, and was wondering if anyone else had a friend like this.
I certainly don’t have any close friends that have sex with me!!
Ha. That’s funny.
Ahahaha. I think you’re not the only one asking such a question.
I buy lunch for my close friends. I pet-sit for my close friends. I count stuff for my close friends. That’s as close as I get. I guess I’m not a very good friend. Not gonna be, either.
no doubt, i could use more “close friends” like that too.
You should have gotten it by now….but I’ll say it again anyway.
Wife.
LOL. I love you Dan. You make me laugh.
El oh el.
Hahaha.
Hehehe. Bad Dan.
I don’t roll that way, homie.
I’ll pass on the oral sex. Cash only.
cooooooorruption!
My view of a close friend is a person of his/her interest.
Because it’s sinful. I just think you would be better then that.
LOL!
You can’t? You are completely incapable of having close friends? Impressive.
Somehow that doesn’t sound like a smart idea.
really? “close” friend? isn’t it FWB in this case?
And what will you do Dan, if all your close friends are guys?
because your wife should be your close friend…..
lol. @josiebunny - haha…it’s true–bringing Dan back to the reality of married life.
you’re married.
Unless your wife is down with that kind of friendship, then you’re at a loss
It would be awkward if one of my close female friends performed oral sex on me. I wouldn’t expect it at all!
I guess I need to stop telling girls who “want to be friends” that I “don’t do the friend thing”… I guess you need to determine what kinda guy you wanna be…
LOL
that makes my head hurt…
*Epiphany*
I totally get the song now!
“Why can’t we be friends? Why can’t we be friends? Why can’t we be friends?”…
Too funny!
Because you’re not friends with hos?
Isn’t friendship great? lol
you say your son has his own xanga account and that he doesn’t read your site.
if you’re on top blogs everyday then youve not chosen signin block.
if you haven’t chosen signin block then anyone on xanga can see your theo site, even those you’ve blocked.
you’re son is only one year younger than me, so quite apt at navigating this site no doubt, and therefore more likely than not likely to run into your site or your comments without any effort at doing so.
if you can not totally and effectively stop him from seeing your site by blocking his site, how else would you do it?
if, at his age, you stand over his shoulder and monitor his every move on the computer that would be creepy. creeeeeepy!
now good sir HERE’S a theological question …………
i’m sure you’re aware that the majority of xanga users are teenagers,
and you call yourself a “conservative christian”,
so why not limit the content of your posts to material you’d be proud to have your son read?
would love that answer,
but i won’t hold my breath waiting for it.
So let me get this straight, this girl just performed oral sex on her friend? he’s not even a bf or someone who is in a relationship with her? Has sex become this casual? It’s sad to me..
I think it’s almost always a one way street. It’s probably best to steer clear from that path, someone’s gonna get attached.
@soggy_fries - i read an article about a week ago in Stars & Stripes (military newspaper) that says sex and food have flipped from 30 years ago. Before people were very particular about sex but didn’t give a care to what they eat. Now people are careful about what they eat and sex has become completely casual.
@curtainsopen - Conservative and liberal are very loose terms. When someone says their liberal it can mean anything from democratic to socialist. Simply because he’s not AS conservative as other fellow “conservative christians” doesn’t mean he isn’t in the first place. Also how can you say it’s creepy to overwatch a child while he’s using a tool that can end up bringing him to awful things (like big tatas in all their glory) but then believe that the child has to be raised to believe certain things without much of an option? We’ve all been kids, we all know we get away with things from time to time that get over our parents heads. It’s a part of life. Maybe his son does read this site and just doesn’t let on, or maybe he just doesn’t.
I’m not sure whether it’s a good or bad thing all my really close friends are girls.
I am glad that I was born in 1933 and been married to the same gal for 53 years. It was so simple. I saw the most beautiful girl in the world at age 17. We dated 5 years and married as virgins.
The behavior being suggested should be carefully thought over by my more more advanced, educated and younger generation. Many will not agree, but there are always, and sometimes subtle, consequences for questionable behavior.
It’s called “Friends with benefits”.
@OurUnspokenTrust - sure, maybe theo dan’s teenage son has seen awful things “like big tatas” (GASP!),
or maybe like his papa he’s pleaded from his own site for all women xangans to send him pictures of their tits.
it’s possible,
and quite commendable,
IF IF IF …
he’s not in a commited relationship, AND
he doesn’t disguise himself as a conservative christian.
@OurUnspokenTrust - wow very interesting..thanks for sharing!
I think that because any type of sex is such an intimate act, that there’s no way to actually engage willing (not to include rape) without at least feeling something for the other person.
@TheLoveMuse - CURSE YOU!!!! You made me snork tea on my computer!!!
@sonyalynn601 - I totally agree. I personally don’t think it IS possible unless there are serious emotional problems with the person.
I’m going to go down a different path than the comments I’ve read so far…
She has a good friend. She used the term “emotionally detached” to describe how she wants their relationship to be.
Isn’t being emotionally attached implied with the term, “good friends”?
I would think she meant “ROMANTICALLY detached”. I think she’s talking about trying to trivialize the act she has performed to something more akin to say, a pat on the back.
I would think that either she or “the good friend” will (or already has since she is posting about it) come to develope some sort of feelings that WILL change their views on their friendship.
Well, without knowing anything about you besides what’s in this post, I’d say it’s because you perform oral sex on them.
@Undercover_Librarian - muahahaha! The plan is working.
By the way, I love the photo. Awwwww!
I want close friends like that, too! Bah, the girl who gives oral sex to a guy wants more than friendship no matter what she says.
sorry, but think it’s kind of creepy that a middle-aged man with a wife and kids talks about “friends with benefits” on a site full of teenagers.
Aren’t you married?
Because you’re not so good at meeting the requirements?
haha great blog. And you have a wife? maybe that’s why. I’ve done that with one of my friends before and he did it in return. He was cute, just not everything I wanted in a boyfriend. Still made a good friend with benefits.
gotta say, i love the picture that accompanied this.
You can, just stop fellating them. Duh.
Hahahaha you should work on that. Let me know how it goes.
Haha, apparently because you have a wife. But, I’m down(; Rofl.
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I don’t even have friends let alone close ones. Oh the woe of being a loser.
Oh. Thats happened with me. We’ve remained close friends. LOL
So that’s the only reason you want close friends? ROTFL
What does your wife think about your posts Dan? ^_^
I don’t have any friends like that either…. and I think I am happy with that… ~Echo
Not funny, Dan. : (
maybe this friend doesn’t value the ‘friendship.”
wow. wife.
Heh… oral sex / “friends” / emotionally detached… cannot be done. And as for your close friends – yes, she is called your “other half.” Go show her how much ya love her.
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haha
because god hates you.
lol. jk.
Very true indeed. Wish I could keep me some friends like that around, just to rub a few out everyday.
That is so funny, Dan. Lol lol lol.
the question should not be why can’t you have close friends, it’s why do you have any? =P
( j/k! )
you’re just a slut dan…
wow.. that gives a whole new meaning to the term “close friend”.
Oh my gosh. That just killed me.
You do have a close friend. You are married to her.
Um…do you secretly want an affair? All of your post leads to sex and hinting you want some from someone besides your wife. I hope you’re just kidding.
There are things you don’t do for friends: take out a loan in your name to help them pay for things, fix their computer, drink from their mule…
because they expect it all the time.
Incidentally, I notice you have a picture of two kittens, as they die every time someone copulates orally. (the myth was that this happens when you masterbate, but masterbation only makes religious icons cry.)
I can haz close friends?
sad……..so sad
I lol’d.
Ur wife = ur close friend =D
Cute kittens.
You and your wife are pretty close, right?
That picture is SO appropriate.
this made me laugh right out loud…
you’re funny, Dan.
You have one, she’s called your wife.
haha that’s pretty funny. Sound’s pretty familiar too.
Good question.
what has happened to this blog?
I am sure you will have a close friend one day.
apparently, I’m a little behind on your blog Dan. But I think Dr. Suess-ish could come up with an answer for this very delicate question
hehehehe
bc your married and have kids?
It’s a certain level of vulnerability that you might just not be willing to have with your friends.
Enjoy your Xanga break. I’m a huge fan of your blog and I’ll anticipate your return :]
Cause not many good friends do that…
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