May 23, 2009
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Sex Message Codes
I was just reading an article that published sex message codes every parent should know.
1 8 Oral sex 2 1337 Elite 3 143 I love you 4 182 I hate you 5 459 I love you 6 1174 Nude club 7 420 Marijuana 8 ADR Address 9 ASL Age/Sex/Location 10 Banana Penis 11 CD9 or Code 9 Parents are around 12 DUM Do You Masturbate? 13 DUSL Do You Scream Loud? 14 FB F*** Buddy 15 16 FMLTWIA F*** Me Like The Whore I Am 17 FOL Fond of Leather 18 GNOC Get Naked On Cam 19 GYPO Get Your Pants Off 20 IAYM I Am Your Master 21 IF/IB In the Front or In the Back 22 IIT Is It Tight? 23 ILF/MD I Love Female/Male Dominance 24 IMEZRU I Am Easy, Are You? 25 IWSN I Want Sex Now 26 J/O Jerking Off 27 KFY or K4Y Kiss For You 28 Kitty Vagina 29 KPC Keeping Parents Clueless 30 MorF Male or Female 31 LMIRL Let’s Meet In Real Life 32 MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex 33 WYCM Will You Call Me? 34 MOS Mom Over Shoulder 35 MPFB My Personal F*** Buddy 36 NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That 37 NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer 38 NMU Not Much, You? 39 P911 Parent Alert 40 PAL Parents Are Listening 41 PAW Parents Are Watching 42 PIR Parent In Room 43 POS Parent Over Shoulder or Piece Of Sh** 44 PRON Porn 45 Q2C Quick To Cum 46 RU/18 Are You Over 18? 47 RUH Are You Horny? 48 S2R Send To Receive 49 SorG Straight or Gay 50 TDTM Talk Dirty To Me Here is the link: Link
I only knew three. I knew “ASL,” “POS,” and “Pron.”
How many of the sex messages did you know?
Comments (144)
What the hell happened to #15?
I only knew A/S/L and pr0n.
PAL PAW PIR, PAL PAW PIR!
I knew about half of them. I feel like a hoe bag. lol
8 or so
I know the ones you do LMIRL and SorG.
lol…i only knew just a few myself….i guess i don’t text around much
Six of them.
420, ASL, POS, and Pron
One up on you. =P
not enough or maybe too many depending on how you look at it… they left out 69 maybe that is number 15@awokenfatality -
This makes me scared to think of what will be mainstream and popular by the time my unborn child is a teenager. Gah! My texting suddenly seems very, very boring.
i know asl and pron
wow who uses those lol!its soo complicated…
rotfl I didn’t know many of those.
Yeah, it’s just a hoax. No one knows even half of those…
143 has been around at least since I was a kid! Other than that, I only knew ASL, PRON and POS.
Wow, I knew 420, but not til I lived in Austin and hadn’t heard it since. None of the rest of them. Guess I really am an old man.
2, 3, 7, 9
This list is crap. No one does this. LET’S TERRIFY THE PARENTS!
haha, no one uses this crap.
What the hell? Never heard of a lot of these. x__x
@TakingxOverxMe - 143
*in a ‘you cant handle the truth’ voice*
There is no 15.
4
fourtwenty.
wow.
some of these are redicious.
I knew like, 5 haha.
let’s all print this list out & give it to the parentals … because you know that they never had sex. oh wait, isn’t that how we all got here?!
I don’t text so I knew like one of them.
I only know most of these from seeing them on a website. I think I’ve used 420 and ASL. Other than that, I don’t think most kids use them.
Wait, *light bulb clicks* I have *your* cell phone number.
Muhahahaha!
I only knew three and all were learn from Xanga. lol
I only knew 3.
i only knew three kind of.
it’s dumb really
whoa…I only knew the 420 one…everyone’s whores these days. being a slut is overrated.
I didn’t know a lot of them.
the same ones as seedsower. lmirl and SorG. Glad I dont have a teen at home anymore
i know at least 5. but then i’m already an adult, i think i would know twice that 50.
I found #15! Do people really use these? This makes me feel old.
Wow, talk about a breeding ground for confusion.
who the hell takes the time to remember these?? I think these codes are completely stupid. I hope my peers don’t use it, I think it’s more common amongst younger children. like 10-14 I’ve ventured into some chat rooms to spot pedophiles (it’s pretty easy) and call them out on it and laugh in their faces (well, their online faces). and they used these codes a lot and most of the kids claimed to be about 12 or 13 or 14.
51 – uhablv – you have a beautiful left ventricle.
WTH does 1337 have to do with sexting? That’s a gamer’s term.
what idiot kid made those up.i bet his/her parent is proud.
I have no idea about most of these. These lists are idiotic. Parents and adults will never have any idea what we are saying, but you just keep believing that you know if it makes you feel better.
well, as your subscribers are of the emo tween scene it’s a little comforting that they’re not knowledgeable of most.
I am in utter freaking shock.
I knew of a whole bunch of them, but never, never the numbered ones (besides Elite/Hacker).
What the heck. Where did the number ones come from? At least with the short form letters you kinda get how it equates to those, but numbers??
About seven I think.
FMLTWIA -> LOL
zero, I dont know much about text message codes.
asl — the rest I’ve just seen for the first time… I always text in complete words
I knew 2, 3, 7, 9, 30, 44, 48, and 49.
Some of those are just ridiculous. lol
I know them all now! damn, i feel old… i never “sext” anyone. im printing this list for reference!
420, ASL, Pron.
1337 is not sex related.
Also, I have a feeling that this list is a load of bull. The first I ever saw this list was on netlingo.com, which contains tons of words I have never seen or heard anywhere on the internet. Sure, personal anicdotes aren’t scientific, but it raises doubts as to how many of these acronyms are real and how many are made up bull crap to drive page views.
That even such a lists exists is indicitive of the existance of loser teens with way too much time on their hand and paranoid/delusional parents doomed to a shorter life (all that worrying can’t be good).
2.
I’m such an expert =)
None…….
420, ASL, J/O, PRON,
And kitty? That’s just obvious. Haha.
i only knew asl… and i wouldn’t have remembered it if i hadn’t just read all the others.
I’ve never heard of any of these…are they for text messaging? LOL. So are people having text sex now!? Stupid.
I only knew 143 (which was old pager code) and ASL.
Scary. My daughter is only 8 months old—when she’s 10 years old, it’ll be something completely different!
hahaha. I’m totally going to start using these.
How is 1337 (elite) related to sex? Just a thought.
1337 and pr0n have NOTHING to do with sexting its leet speak.
Furthermore I think its a little ridiculous to expect anyone to remember abbreviations that long! Good God.
That is all
I knew about ten or so.
Just 420 but not from recent years…
1337? Seriously? When I saw that, I stopped taking this seriously. 1337 is video game slang for elite, or the best. I could go into the history of it, but I shan’t.
Wow. The lengths some people will go to
Cluck. Cluck. Cluck. Mmm, apple- cluuck. NMU?
Wow, the numbers ones are weird, except for 420….i can’t figure those out.
I knew ASL, 420, Kitty and POS. I feel so out of the loop!!
I love safety words.
Wow. I think almost all of these are made up…
a substantial number of these were fabricated some time ago.
Useful info, by the time my monsters are old enough to use them though I am betting that it will have changed. Don’t we always try to get around the parents.
fb is
facebook
dumb shit.
i only knew kitty, code 9 and asl.
i feel kind of out of it.
i didn’t know like any of these. hah.
i swear, someone made half of these up for this article! and now some paranoid parents are going to be thinking kids who say “DUM” instead of dumb or “FB” instead of facebook, or God forbid just want a banana or have an unfortunate phone number (420-1174?) are being mischievious when they really aren’t at all!
Yeah…I know all of those…
I knew ASL, ADR, and 420. lol
Wow, I knew like none of them. It will all change when my child is old enough, and then I have to start studying.
Interesting. I knew some, but they’re obvious. Like 420, NMU, banana, kitty… Sort of. FB could mean FaceBook or f*buddy. Amazing what happens these days, though. Especially since there are WEIRDOS, not like innocent weird, but like R. Kelly weird.
Who the hell doesn’t know 420? It’s hardly considered a “code” for God sakes, it’s more like another word for marijuana along with ganja, bud, green, trees, etc. That list is nothing but a bunch of crap… & what in the world does marijuana have to do with sex??!
Uh, why is leet on this list? It has nothing to do with sex. Also, “pr0n” is more of a joke than anything else. I’m not understanding this list of translations. It’s sort of…well…noobish.
Haha, also ALSO, CD9 isn’t very common anymore, unless used by preps. Smarter kids have their own red flags for that.
This list is wildly innacurate.
Haha! How stupid. I only knew the 420 and asl. Apparently I’m out of the loop.
I only recognize 420, ASL, kitty and banana, Pron, and POS. And I’m supposed to be one of the teenagers using all these… but apparently I’m clueless
but LOL at FMLTWIA
Most of this list is BS. If anything, it gives teenagers slang to use…
But it’s so damn complicated, it’s like trying to learn a different language. You’d have to be pretty dedicated to memorize all this.
Some of them are just plain amusing. It’s pretty clear that most of these are just a big reach for a longer list… And they’re missing one from the original list.
Oh, overprotective parents and rebellious teenagers… It’s a pairing as old as time…
I think many of these aren’t utilized by the youth they think are.
They took sex phrases, “Fuck me like the whore I am” and made an acronym. Big deal.
Fuck off, clueless 40-something twatwads.
wow I don’t think most teenagers are using those. And how is NMU and NALOPKT a red flag?
I don’t text much but abbreviations like those are common in gaming communities…well, at least the ones that don’t cover sex…and even some of those…
I knew 10…
I only knew ASL and POS.
This is ridiculous. Who uses these but immature middle schoolers who are just discovering the reproductive system?
i knew some of them but not alot. And no one uses most of these…
Dirty talk isn’t as sexy when it looks like a bunch of typos
I counted 10 I knew
@awwwwwwberry - TFMLTWIA….that was my new favourite too
I knew the same three you did but that’s it.
I knew a few but not enough wow.
i knew 4 of them
Wow. i never got the memo.
I only knew
143, 420, ASL
But i will be using a few others,
Just for shits and giggles.
I knew like most of those lol
i only knew a couple, but i don’t text and my kid doesn’t even talk yet, so I think I’m safe.
does anyone actually use these? lol
i’ve never heard of most of these…is this real? hahaha
@walkintotheseaaa - i agree! its all to terrify parents!!!
I feel ignorant that I don’t know any of these besides asl
I guess that’s a good thing, considering that means I don’t cyber much.
=P
Seriously, I think that people just make this crap up to make themselves sound cool. I’ve only heard of a couple of those.
I know ASL, PRON, & Banana lol.
nice lol! I only knew a couple
I really have got to say that this whole thing is blown way out of proportion. I seriously think that these are mostly just made up, because I chat online on a fairly regular basis and I’ve only heard of a few of them.
Media taking a little thing and making it seem universal, in my opinion.
I think whoever made the list probably made up like half of them.
they don’t even make sense to me…does that make me a newb?
I know some of them but didn’t know them all. Thanks because that is eye opening!
I only know a few of those words. >_>
This list sure is ridiculous. I’m always texting and IM-ing and only knew 3 of those. :/
I don’t think any teenager actually uses those. I feel like they were just made up and relayed to clueless parents. Except maybe banana for penis and 4/20 for weed.
ASL only
i knew 12 :/
I didn’t know a lot of those, but i’ll tell you what, GYPO, boy, IAYM. haha…
ASL was the only one I recognized.
I knew the ones that weren’t made up.
I knew quite a few of them…
That list is nothing but the result of a shitty journalist pressed for time. Only maybe six of those are or ever have been actually used.
420
ASL
POS
and BANANA
OH. MY. GOSH. I only knew one.
Only four- hey, it took me forever to even learn “basic” ‘net slang like lol, ttyl, and stuff like that. This list makes me feel like an old fart at 25!
This is great, my wife and I are sitting across the room sexting each other now. Thanks for exposure to new vocab!
Wow. Teens are getting dirtier by the minute. It doesn’t surprise me, though. I only know ASL because creepers on Yahoo games always ask me that. I also know pron, because that one is pretty obvious.
Since when did 1337 become a sex message? Some of us have been using this for years – since before even the internet.
Wow…uhhh. I knew very few of these. I text quite a bit but I guess I never really got into that whole sexting thing.
i only know ASL
I only knew about three or four of these. Heh, I remember when I was younger, I’d use “POS” when my dad watched my screen. I never said anything dirty, but I just didn’t want him to see my conversation. Especially if I was grounded…
I knew about 12, which in comparison to everyone else makes me feel a bit too knowledgable for my 18 years of life, but I wonder how many people actually use some of these short codes. FMLTWIA!? Bless you!
I know twelve.
I’ve probably seen only 4 or so of them used (POS, NMU, ASL, and a few others, but I could figure out at least 5 others if they were texted to me. some are just obvious like 420 for weed that’s bob marleys birthday. and banana if used in the context of sex well of course it’s the shape of a penis, kitty is just like pussy, commonly used for the vagina, (like kitty cat, or pussy cat), MorF.. self explanatory in my opinion, ADR is obvious, IMEZRU is spelled out really. A few of them I don’t get at all though like how is 143 I love you?
What happened to #15?
@MicheleWasHere - Just look at how many letters are in “I love you” and you`ll see. What I don`t get is how 459 also means “I love you.”
@coconut_dream - ah I see now. But yeah I don’t get the other one either.
do people really use those?
The point of sex message codes disappeared when parents made their children get cell phones so that those parents could check up on them. Now those cell phones are being misused. A little ironic, I think.
im a loser and have no idea what these mean lol O-o
uhh i think only about 5 of those are actually used..if that
that’s so weird, idk half of them.
oh dear..
i only knew like 3 haha
Thats a ridiculous amount of abbreviations. I only knew like three of them…whats even the point of having that many? geesh. just say what you want to say.
I only knew ASL… hahahaa… and I’m 20… lol oh the creativity of kids these days.
Oh deary… My first reaction to this was thank god I dont have kids… but it’ll be worse by the time I have kidlettes that are old enough to pawn themselves on the net =shudder=
I knew six. And I’m an eighteen year old… No one I know uses this crap.
I only knew 1337 and ASL. XD
I only knew ASL, but I probably could have figured out a few others…I feel so out of the loop
There was an email about using ‘code 9′ as a phrase that i received more than 5 years ago, when i was around 12. haha I didn’t think it got around.
about 7.