May 29, 2009
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Best Butts
I was reading foxnews tonight and I noticed they had a photo section of the best Hollywood butts. Here is the link: Link (Don’t blame me. I don’t make the news. I just cover it).
1. Hayden Panettiere
2. Jaime Pressly
3. Pam Anderson
4. Kristin Cavallari
5. Paris Hilton
Which woman has the best butt?
Comments (150)
uh, well, kind of none of them.
Hayden
and @Steffs__PMS - Asians don’t have butts
@PSUnited1 - ok.
Hayden
I don’t really think any of them are that superior…
My vote is on Kristin. I’d give anything for a bum like that!
hot
No boy butts?
Yeah, none of them are that good.
I’m gonna go with….none of the above.
Kristin Cavallari.
Hahaha! hayden.
@PSUnited1 - not my problem, i’m actually happy with mine. =]
me! *jk*
my vote is Hayden Panettiere
@PSUnited1 - @Steffs__PMS -
PSU, that’s what YOU think.
wow. i don’t have an awesome butt.. but I sure have a better one then most of them!!!
PA was alright….
kristin.
I think they’re all pretty lame; flat and uninteresting.
um, none of them?
None. Not even honorable mention.
@jai_ko - no i don’t. lol.
none of them
I vote for mine.
boo.
hayden, easily. she has MEAT, baby – and that’s what it’s all about! ♦
I think girls need to wear bathing suits that cover more of their butt.
#2
seriously?! no no no no.
NONE. Get a little junk in the trunk, plz girls.
I vote for the railing behind Paris’ ass.
actually. Wait. No I don’t. It failed to cover up that thing.
Definitely NOT Paris Hilton. I’ll say Kristin Cavallari.
jaime pressly
@PSUnited1 - and @Steffs__PMS - Asians don’t have butts
It’s so nice when people feed into cheap stereotypes.
none of those are particularly appealing. The criteria for a good ass is not how many permutations of said ass can fit into a tablespoon. those asses are pathetic.
*queue Sir Mixalot*
Pam is hot stuff.
The real question here is: “Which woman is a celebrity?”
But if I had to choose, I guess Hayden.
What the FUCK. Um, did curvy, feminine women go out of style? Some of them aren’t even discernible as women from the back.
How about KIM KARDASHIAN. Jesus Christ. This is ridiculous.
@CrazyKey123 - I’ve noticed that things tend to cool down with the passage of time.
@CelestialTeapot - Well, here pretty soon, Pam should be cool as hell.
Gross…none. Flat butts no thanks
@CrazyKey123 - Pam hasn’t reached Madonna-creepiness yet, but some of her recent modeling pictures are actually pretty scary..
@CelestialTeapot - I haven’t seen any of her recent work in all honesty. Sometimes I prefer to remember people by how I was introduced to them.
@CelestialTeapot - seriously.
Pam.
I think the moral of the story is: the journalists at Fox News are all breast men.
Seriously. Where’s J-Lo? Where’s Beyonce? There are a hundred celebrities with better butts than these. This is like putting Natalie Portman and Kiera Knightly on a “Top 5 Best Cleavage” list.
Hayden
Just a thought here, Dan, but why not have women send you photos of their butts for colon cancer awareness? You know you want to.
Honestly, none.
arent they all kinda flat? lol
none.
they’re all flat.
where’s jessica alba?
NONE!
I vote for MY butt.
I can name sooo many OTHER butts in Hollywood that are 10x better.
But, then again, this is Fox news.
i do
ha ha
err dont think any of their butts are that* great
but
Kristin Cavallari – voting for her – cause her bikini stands out
I loveee that colour
They’re the best in Hollywood? That’s sad…
Most of the women I know have better butts than these people – psh.
What, no Mila Kunis?
Where is J.Lo, Jessica Alba, and Kim Kardashian???
Hayden Panettiere. She also has the best everything else, on this list :-p
I bet the “Oktoberfest 2007″ dude in photo 4 has a nice ass.
Between 2 and 4.
kristin
Hayden Panettier’s ass is butt ugly. I don’t know what’s up with that.
…….Who put her up there?
You can’t see Paris Hilton’s butt, so who gives a crap. (no pun intended)
Kristin Cavallari doesn’t have one. Hello.
Pam Anderson has a man body, hideous shoulders and for that I discount her butt.
Jaime Pressly has a cute ass and nice frame.
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I never comment on stuff like this, but since I’m in the mood and about to go to sleep…
Why am I telling you this? You don’t care.
Why are you reading this?
False advertising, Dan! I don’t see any butts. NONE of these women have one.
negative. they’re not at all curvy or attractive. :/ i don’t like any of them.
In all the pictures, they’re flat and uninteresting.
Pancake ass, ftl.
Post some WORTHY asses, Dan!
None of these women pictured.
pammm.
That list is OK. Nothing special.
I dated a woman once who was a size 8 for tops and a size 12 in jeans. Now *that* was an ass.
Damn it, Dan. I was all set to enjoy this one, and then I see you posted all butts… that HAVE NO BUTT! If I wanted this, I would’ve just gone to What Would Tyler Durden Do’s blog/site. He has a thing for ‘no butts’, too. Grrrrr.
@RaVnR - husband and I both agree with that
How in the world do Pam’s boobs stay up in the tiny bikini??
Pam Anderson.
They dont HAVE butts… Is it a trick question?
@herzog3000 - Heh heh… the Typical NZ woman is like that… Kiwis ftw!
All of them have pretty flat butts except Hayden! I’ve liked her because she has the same short body type that I have. ^_~
I can’t say any of them do anything for me.
none of them…
I don’t like any of them, all boring.
All to small. Yuk
None of them! lol
None. I like my woman with a little junk in her trunk. Gimme some of that badonkadonk.
They all look nice.
These suck. Mine wins.
Pam.
waz dis?? aint u a married man?? cheater! u ssssinful man!
none!!! howabout some portia di rossi, or mariah carey? i like my booties to be a lil’ more bodacious not anorexic barbie looking .
Hayden…
Kristin Cavallari is the best out of those pictures, though none are all that impressive…
That’s it! I quit!
Kristin Cavallari
I thought Jaime Pressly looked best.
Eh, none of them are really appealing, but I’d have to go with Hayden.
My butt looks better than most of those.
None of them. They’re too oddly shaped. We need different choices!
I do of course………
J Lo used to…
Number 4 I suppose.
Definitely none
why don’t the have like Beyonce or J-Lo on here? seriously.
They actually have asses.
Half these chicks are as devoid of an ass as I am! Haha.
ummmm….none of them really have butts lol
I can’t believe Paris is on there, her butt is flat!
Vida Guerra has the BEST ass !!!
@Steffs__PMS - Seriously. They’re all flat-butted.
Pam gets my vote.
&& omg..Paris has the ugliest tan line!..ew
is this another of ur xpepermints? experiments? but hayden would.
none of those. Seriously, I’ve seen better butts. I don’t think those are the best.
Pam Anderson
I vote for Krissys too and I’ve not even seen it
@awholenewbeginning - NO they should wear bathing suits all day and more revealing ones
These asses are still better than DIMPLE ASSES….dimples caused by excessive cellulite!
Hayden Panettiere
Kim Kardashian
@AlterEgo909 - I 2nd that! why not Kim Kardashian, beyonce, or J lo even britney has more junk in the trunk!
i don’t think hayden’s is nice AT ALL. it looks like she doesn’t exercise. kristin’s is kinda flat, but at least she looks toned.
none of them are really that great.
<3 micalyn
Hey I don’t want to be superficial here so THEY ALL LOOK LIKE HOT ASSES TO ME!!!
I’m gonna go with Angelina Jolie.
@mrsprosa - I’ll second that!
Yours.
Kristin, deff!
But my butt is pretty awesome.
NONE. :l
None of them. They all look the same — boring and lifeless.
Fox has terrible taste in butts, honestly. Stick to right-wing propaganda and fear-mongering, Fox, because you epically fail at butt-judging.
None… I dunno, they’re all pretty normal to me. Show me an athletic chick, like a biker or action movie actress and then we’ll have a contest.
@dancingsnarf - I gotta meet me some NZ women then!
I VOTE FOR MEE:) ME ME ME MY BUM IS SEXAY!
geez, these women don’t have butts to save themselves…
and where are the black women??!
No Black girls? Oh, hell. These women are attractive and have nice bodies with the exception of Paris Hilton in both the looks and body department but their are no African Americans or Latinos or anyone that isn’t white. Typical Fox News.
And I think those butts could use a little more meat. Kinda flat.
Where the hell is the big booty women? People like Beyonce, JLo and Kim Kardashian…c’mon!! Some of us have big bootylicious butts and we need representation. hahaha
kristin…
and that is because she is the only one who doesn’t have that tacky tramp stamp. for fucks sake girls…that fad is OVER.
paris should not be included in ANYTHING. she is rancid.
Pam Anderson should be no.1, what are they doing at fauxnews??
none really.
i think jennifer lopez’s butt would beat all there asses. hahahah
i have a nicer one than all these. =p
kristin looks cute from behind
mine! haha jk. why the hell is Pamela on the list??? she’s so gross ;x
Why are these Hollywood Super Stars used as a example of desired perfect body shapes? They are so lame as an example. None of the above. *gag* Especially Pam Anderson *gag me with a spoon*
@striemmy - I agree, boo
none of them are really great asses. I would settle on Pam tho.
@WhenHateIsTheOnlyOption - oh brrrrrooooother. Who freaken cares. Put the race card away. Who gives a damn! Would it have been beef if they were ALL black?
What butts? I don’t like any of these. My fav holly wood buts are Gisele, Jennifer Aniston and Beyonce.
i gotta go with Pam. she’s the only one WITH a butt.
everyone else is flat. and hers isn’t really that big either. where’s kim kardashian?
They all look kind of flat to me. Hayden’s is a bit jiggly looking. Honestly, I wouldn’t go to these women for Best Butt. My butt looks better than all of these and mine isn’t even my best feature. Too bad only one person will ever see it.
NONE OF THEM.
For goodness sake, give them a sammich!!!
Megan Fox should be on this list.
did a blind person make up that list?
None. Ew.
Get some Beyonce or some J. Lo up there, then we can talk.
kristin :]
either pam or paris…
pam
none!
they’re all kinda…not round.
i prefer a big booty to something like that!
big asses ftw!
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ugh! Paris Hilton is a friggin’ STICK! YUCK! We need a better example set for our young ladies….and make me not feel so fat! lol
umm..they don’t really have any. And Hayden has fat there, but it’s not nice fat.
Honestly, the baiting suit is making their butt look flat and unattractive. But, if I have to choose I pick Hayden.
NONE!