July 29, 2009
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Dead Xangan
Pretend that you had to pick one xangan that would die. You couldn’t get out of it. You had to pick one and that person would die instantly.
Which xangan would you pick?
Pretend that you had to pick one xangan that would die. You couldn’t get out of it. You had to pick one and that person would die instantly.
Which xangan would you pick?
Comments (201)
Something inspire you to post such a question?
….
myself.
Wtf Dan? Seriously?
grimreapersxangasite
the guy seriously needs to stop killing others.
I don’t like this question. Next!
*blinks*
Anyone on my blocked list?
I mean, you know, if I HAD TO PICK.
Can this be equated to a xangan you hate the most? Or that you’re just sick of seeing post hateful posts at very nice people? Cause I’d like those people to die, in this case
that’s just morbid…
hahahaha!
You, obviously. You’re hogging all the precious attention!
Not enough drama for you, Dan?
If I absolutely have to choose one Xangan to die, the choice is clear. I choose myself. I’m not doing that to anyone else.
Seriously?
Hmmm …
That theologian dude…… I forgot his name.
Hahaha. Oh wow.
I’m guessing you’re mad at someone.
Forget it, Dan. You’re the king of xanga. Don’t trouble yourself with a problem peasant.
ummm…
DOWN WITH BIGSHOW! dang pacifish! mwahahaha!
I’d choose myself.
@beetunes - Nooo I love bigshow!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohhh, ..very bad.LOL
The person dislike the most I honestly feel sorry for. So I will lie
Die Dan, die!
I would pick…. nope, not going there… I have a feeling this is somewhat of a loaded question…
I couldn’t do it. I guess the world of xanga would cease to exist beforeI would choose.
The person who asked such an obnoxious question
I would have to choose myself since it would be no big loss to most people.
Whenever someone figures out the hidden meaning or message beneath this question, reply or message me.
>_>
- John
That question assumes that people are going to die. Since that there are two eternal futures in my belief system, your question is illogical.
If someone picks Datingish, does that count as mass murder?
this is fucked up.
sorry.
Maybe that Anti-me fellow. What a loser.
I dunno. I think I’d have to ask the xanga audience first. Let people try to convince me why they shouldn’t be chosen…
I’m a Xangan. Choice made.
does surrendermonkey have an xanga site?
Me.
Kike.
i’m not that mean.
xo
This is not going good…
@CelestialTeapot - lmfao.
xo
I’d leave Xanga
probably you, so we wouldn’t have to put up with these stupid questions
notsaintvi
Dan! What is wrong with you!? Why would anyone want to choose someone to die?! >=O
But if I HAD TO, I’d probably pick myself, so no one else would have to die.
All of the “ish” sites. If they don’t count, then why do they keep trying to add me as friends?
I would pick me,can’t even pretend to wish someone here dead.
But let’s just suppose that we had to toss someone under the bus to save the rest of Xanga…OK….now who?
Sucko the clown? Is he still around?
Clowns creep everyone out anyway.
VaneDave posted a clown today,the clown from Stephen King’s “It” talk about creepy.
Now that’s just terrible!
Theo, this wasn’t a very nice blog to make. T_T I mean, DearRicky gives me a headache, but I don’t want him to die. That’s just rude.
Hmmm…this sounds like a benign version of The Lottery or some revolting short story by Roald Dahl. You have no problem asking the most controversial topics while safely declining to respond yourself.
What did you eat for lunch today?
Me.
I see what you’re doing here- sneekiness, for the win.
@The_Aftershock_3650 - I think it’s to see how much you put others ahead of you? Like would you rather die or kill someone sort of thing.
Revolt4IAMtdy all the way.
Imagine if Osama bin Laden had a Xanga where he’d vent about all of his problems. “Waaahhh, my dreadlocked, three-sizes-too-small-shirt-wearing son hates me and married a British cougar, and they’ve started a peaceful rebellion against me and my colleagues using the power of music and art… Xangans, how do you react when your kids embarrass you in front of your friends?”
if i *had* to pick, it’d have to be myself. i couldn’t live with myself otherwise.
ASM.
Man, I really want someone to pick me.
I was here just to make sure no one picked me. Whew!
Myself because I’m the only one that I really know but I would not be happy about it….Couldn’t you ask another question like what xangan would you pick too live? Maybe that could be tomorrow’s question….
I will pick whoever decides to comment after me…ha! I win.
horrible
Jesus – he could take it.
As much as I hate one particular xangan, I do not wish him dead. Just his internet connection.
I’d cruise around xanga for a while and pick the first troll I found.
are you thinking about suicide?
Xanga’s bible thumping, corn eatin’, secretly racist, conservative bee-yotch.
For this purpose I will call her “Trudy”.
Way to stir the pot, Dan
Been nice knowing you Dan
YOU!
kidding. I would never wish that on anyone D:
YOU’RE NEXT AFTER BIG SHOW, @Kestryl!
thats so mean
there’s a few I would wish terrible STIs on
I really would like to be killed by a xangan. Just not in any way that hurts, please.
You, Dan, then I could take your spotlight.
uhm, myself lol
Any of the Revelife editors.
@gottobereal64 - That is hilarious
Umm its not my place, I am not God, I do not decide who lives and dies, nor would I want to.
i would just never pretend such a thing
the person who came up with this
I would probably have to say the Xanga Team. So I could take over their position and make the frontpage The Wall of Paul…
whoever’s vile powers created this evil scenario if i could discover him.
otherwise if there’s a terminally ill person on xanga who gives me his or her permission to pick them i’d pick them.
otherwise myself.
I have a feeling you’re just trying to clean house without actually having to do any work =P
ummm
Do you want me to say you?
Schristian or None_May_Have_Her.
I don’t like them all that much….
this guy!!! (just kidding.. hes awesome!)
i have one, just one troll in particular that I’d love to see gone from xanga. Not DEAD, but gone frm xanga….won’t say their name though.
um…
hm… not saying but i’d be choice number 2.
Stirring up the pot of controversy quite well! Did HP6 inspire you? I wouldn’t pick anybody.
There’s a few morons on Xanga, but nobody I would kill. Maybe a couple I would kill their computers to keep them from writing their stupid, left-wing blogs that get featured too often.
Dan, are you secretly Jigsaw?
I would put all the xangans names in a hat and pick one.
Hrm, I don’t feel like killing anyone today. But, if you mean like a death of their Xanga… bruhahaha…
sickness.
Pick a thinspo blogger.
That one. Or that one…or that one…or that other one, you know the really skinny one?
Ya know, I’m gonna stand on the other side of the heaven when its your turn to stand b4 God & speak for yourself……
I just stopped by to scan the comments and see A) If anyone actually answered honestly or B) if I was one of those answers. =P
@onlyxlovexremains - HA! And here’s hoping the AIDS Fairy visits you tonight
Someone who enjoys Twilight and thinks it’s a good novel worth reading or a good movie worth watching. T_T
I’m throwing light heartedness into this successively sad chain of posts.
I’d get out of it, anything’s possible for me. hahaha.
It’s always a class act when I stop by here.
Bra-vo.
ish@ish
…………Dude. I finally feel like the drama has died down sufficiently, and I come back home to this? lol.
I’m gonna join the masses and refuse to answer.
Really Dan? I don’t think I’ve ever thought about killing off another Xangan.
this guy
Though I find a lot of Xangans annoying, I’d never like to see them dead….
you people need to practice your people hating skills a lot. this question is easy.. you get to pick your own criteria…
for instance, I pick petitenoirtenue because she was the first one to post a non-answer to this question. Though, to be fair, made2sing4jesus would be a close second, for using “b4″ instead of “before” as a time saver.
You are CRazy Dude! Tarantado ka
Before I answer, does anyone know if Michael Vick has a Xanga page? Can anyone help me find 100 chihuahua dogs that are very, very hungry?
nah. it’s too instant. i’d kill his/her internet forever. that’d be more cruel. haha.
@linnelleum - The Lottery was written by Shirley Jackson, not Roald Dahl
You know, just a few days ago you were asking xangians to “be nice”. Now it seems you are inciting hatred. Who would I kill???? O M F G. Since I have joined this site I have become all too aware of how vastly immature the people on here are. I mean, I don’t hate people enough to pick one to die, or to even yell “SHut up and die” though I am sure I have yelled FUck Off enough times.
I first joined here because you guys….you guys inspired me to write again for the first time in seven years. And though I believe my own personal blogs have come along beautifully, somehow I no longer want to expose my inner heart agony to such careless and callous people.
I mean, I honestly don’t care what people are writing about junk food, make-up, other people’s bad manners, or especially peoples’ sexcapades. I personally don’t think it’s anybody else’s business who I’m doing, and I honestly don’t want the details on who you’re doing.
And the thinspo?? PUH LEEZ. Those who prefer to look like starvin marvin from south part yet holler “ABUSE” when they find an animal just as skinny?? DO you have any idea how stupid that makes you sound??
I’m just tired. I was honestly hoping for, well, true theologians, at least a little more maturity in conversation. I am finished with wasting my time chatting with people who scream FUCK OFF CHRISTIANS and blithely chat about their latest blow job. I was raised to be a lady and don’t want to hear how shallow and callous you are.
I had a much better exit written, but my stupid cat stepped on the keyboard. So this is all you’re gettting, you guys. And no, this is not hatred. This is my exit.
I hope each and every one of you finds better meaning in your life than you have transcribed it to be.
Kiki LaStrange
@DrugInducedDuck - I know who I would, but he was asked to leave Xanga like a year ago. Do you know who I’m refering to?
Either Datingish or Lovelyish. We don’t need both.
@KikiLaStrange - Too long; didn’t read. However, I do have one very important thing to say:
Boobies.
I won’t get into a specific name, but I do know of one. If I absolutely had to pick.
It’s a female on my list who is super snotty, way too materialistic, such a brat, spoiled, and extremely impatient and judgmental.
OR
the extremely annoying, sympathy lying, bitchy faker on my list, as well.
Just one?
- Kunoichi
This is one freaky question!
This is sad.
I choose whoever just volunteered themselves
If I had to pick….
cakalusa. easy question.
i didn’t know average_female was still around, but probably her too
Let’s all never answer this question again.
Cowards!
I’m gonna save all of you the trouble of deciding.
To quote Peter Pan (the movie), “To die would be an awfully big adventure.”
So, yeah…I’m not afraid of death.
Srsly?
I would pick you of course! If you had the power to kill someone like that then I would eliminate you and try to restore peace to the cosmos. But good topic though.
I’d pick the oldest one.
uh…?
lol at this question
That miserable bitch everyone is always moaning about. I’d choose her, to help her, by putting her out of her misery. If I accidentally make the world a happier place – bonus!
welll since you know i dont really personally knwo anyone on xanga i’m thinking that i’mm gonan say ….pass
does those ish sites can be considered as xangan?
The whole, “Die instantly” thing kind of ruins everything. I mean, the best part of having someone you HATE, die, is in the suffering and torture…not to mention the feeling of accomplishment when you get revenge. And let’s not forget the joy of looking them in the eye and watching them squirm as life slowly escapes them. If those were the terms, I know who I would pick.
O_o
Awful question.
Oh, this should be fun!
I am drawing a name out of a hat! The fun is int not knowing who it will be till the last second!
Also, does hiring a trained ninja count?
Wtf, seriously?
morbid. so cruel.
@SilverBird_Loves - Dammit. That’s what I was gonna say!
@beetunes - nice… real nice. i see how it is.
if someone asked me to choose someone to die from xanga i’d answer with
“Just pick one.” because seriously… odds are insanely slim that they’d pick anoyone i know.
all spam xangans
@FogOfConfusion - Only my biggest BFF in the world! You’d think all that brain cancer/AIDS/Parkinson’s Disease would have killed him by now, but he’s still going strong.
@c_jamaica - PETER PAN! I LOVE YOU!
@TheBigShowAtUD - man, i should start a xanga hit team. that could me fun, big, admit it.
The dude who told me I was only dating a white boy to up my negro status ulcier something or other..
As if.. I feel I am at the top of the rung jerk..
Yea I pictured him getting hit by a bus a few times.. lol
I could never wish real death upon someone.
As for the blog being killed… antiantisoccermom. Pathetic hate site.
You for asking such a fucking stupid question.
If I was actually told to do this I’d choose myself, cause choosing anyone else is fucked up.
Lol, “had to”…what’re the consequences if I refuse? I die? Big whoop.
I won’t choose any xangan…besides, if someone were threatening to kil me if I didn’t choose I figure I could always figure a way out of it.
Oh best post yet, Dan.
@CelestialTeapot - I like you.
Also, dang, Xanga’s really suicidal.
How about Paige? The world needs better grammar and more fact-supported arguments.
I mean, if I’ve got to pick, I may as well pick in favor of something that will leave me less irritated.
On second thought, I might be more inclined to off LoBornlite. The world could handle one less self-righteous Zionist.
I want paoguy118 and Lotta Valdez in a room together.
umm…
not a very happy question.
@ElliottStrange - Funny how people only say my facts are off or I use none fact supported arguments behind my back. Could be because those who do that in a specific way, to my face end up being educated.
Grammar I am guilty
@Avaquin - Last time I checked this wasn’t the happy questions cafe.
I’m sure there’s somebody I want dead, but currently can’t come up with anyone.
@AibellFaeire - It took until just now but people are finally going for it
@trunthepaige - I’ve attempted discussion with you in the past. You blatantly refused to support your arguments. I’m not going to banter with you here. I can’t be bothered. And this is not “behind your back,” it’s right here, in plain public view. YOU CAN SEE IT. Lawl.
The fact that you felt compelled to respond speaks for itself anyway.
Kindly stop trying to waste my time. You’ll get no more of it.
Definitely trunthepaige.
@ElliottStrange - Really I do not remember you, likely your lying, or are very forgettable. If you ever want to try it, instead of just talking behind my back with other like minded cowards. I make arguments almost every day on my site.
And I just love the stupid effort to make responding to some one talking behind my back as some sort of proof of something . . . hell if I now what it is.
@manilajones - Thank you
Wow, way to Biblical walk others into sinning Dan. Good going.
I would put DearRicky out of his misery.
KHAAAAANNNNNNN
@CallMeQuell - You need to die for getting me to come back here
@DrugInducedDuck - Are you serious? How do you know? Didn’t he have just a few monthes left?
@trunthepaige - :(
@CallMeQuell - You know I aways love you
Dead or not
@trunthepaige - Ha, I’d rather you love me alive…
I love you to death.
(Hee.)
Funny you should mention this…
@ehowton - I’m afraid you’ll have to be more specific. You underestimate how much people enjoying bitching and moaning around here. =P
@trunthepaige - Apparently a lot of them are going for you, too, which is unfortunate.
I wonder if Dan’s enjoying this, haha.
@AibellFaeire - I think its only 2 and that guy has been carrying a grudge for 3 years
@trunthepaige - Again, that’s unfortunate. I would hope that if given an actual choice like this, most people wouldn’t chose anybody. Maybe it’s just easier to think of people as computer screens when you only know them online. =(
I certainly don’t think you deserve to die, if that’s any consolation. =P
Gee I don’t know I care about all of them so much. That Nick character, he could go.
I hope you posted this with the secret intention to show that the Xanga community is too kind and welcoming to even entertain the thought of shooting down one of their own, even in a hypothetical situation.
So, this is how it’s gonna be, huh?
jesus christ
I only get to pick one? Fine. I’d pick the most severe example of human waste. Maybe one of those spooky anorexic chicks that catalog the amount of crackers they eat. Or “vintage-chic-photography-enthusiast” girl. Or really anybody on an ICP blogring…I fucking loathe those guys.
Infact, I dare say it would be considered an act of community service if we popped one like an oversized zit on webcam. Send a message to the others.
Oh, and any of you tools who answered that question with “Myself…;(“ for obvious reasons.
DMV just to hear him bitch about it.
If we all come to a conclusion, could we find and kill that person?
Hypothetically speaking of course.
Has anyone mentioned Paul_Partisan yet???
@beetunes - Yay! For Peter Pan. If only he’s real… (Sigh)
What if the person I chose sees that I chose them and then chooses me? J/K if a gun was to my head… I don’t know, I hope that I would be self sacrificial but I’d probably say the first xanga name that came to mind.
@FogOfConfusion - He’s still all over the internet, just google him.
What would happen to me if I didn’t?
@DrugInducedDuck - I just might try that.
I would chose myself.
Unless that backstabber, who named his blog after some line from an old show of where the fish live.
& just out of curiosity Dan, just how many plugs did you buy? It was odd, there were FIVE of your plugs in a row on my site; though, oddly they were all the same. Still funny.
@KikiLaStrange -
KIKI, You cetainly have a point here. In other topic, suggest you change your xanga ID name? Ask any Pilipno guy ( from Philiipines ) what ” Kiki” means, and you will know what I (If you don’t ) especially that you are a lovely girl. It means.. v_ _ _ _ a.
@KikiLaStrange - Shut up already. Damn. The only thing more annoying than that cunt that martyrs herself all the time, is annoying soap-box prophets like you. There are actually some great people on here, but we’re just fed up with people like you. So we’re not going to be “warm and fuzzy” when we’re stuck with mental midgets, and whiny children such as you. Go back to fucking LiveJournal.
Probably the same guy who made the post about wanting a slow and painful death, just because I am an asshole.
Where in the world do you come up with such stupid questions?
You must be really bored. Often.
You shouldn’t want to ask us to kill someone.
Is this a test to see how many people would have the guts to say.. you?
If you were Xanga dead, traffic on everyone`s site would probably increase 0.00001%, so.. I choose you.
But then you might just make another one. Cafeautheologian, perhaps.
the newbie, lol
@KyJotheIII - thats probably a good thing.
There are a few people who spring to mind, just because they are nasty and personal in theor attacks on other Xangans. They don’t phase me ’cause I can give as good as I get and maybe better, but I would unhesitatingly throw them under a bus to save the good people on Xanga – or at least banish them to facebook -WAIT – CAN WE ASK PEOPLE TO JOIN B4 WE CHOOSE??????My mother!