September 27, 2009

• The Save the Bobs Campaign

  It has come to my attention that some people on xanga are a little confused and others are skeptical of my plan to Save the Bobs.

  I want to deal with the confusion first.  Apparently one little extra “o” has thrown the campaign off.

  The Bobs of the world are in trouble.  They are quickly dying off.

  You probably know about Bob Marley.  He died.

  

  Then there is Bob Hope.  He died also.

  

  Then there is Bob Kennedy.  They shot and killed him.

  

  So you can see the Bobs are dropping like flies.

  Have you taken a look at Bob Barker recently?

  

  He won’t last long.

  So I have designated October as Save the Bobs month.

  

  I am going to raise awareness to the fact that we are all impacted by the issue of Bobs dying off.

  Now you are going to hear complaints during this month.  You are going to hear people say that there is already awareness of the dying Bob issue.  But think about it.  We will be more aware of this issue if a site like mine gets everyone involved.

  It will also cause people to check their own Bobs to make sure they are ok.

  You will also see people saying they are doing more than we are in our campaign.  They will announce they have already donated more money to saving the Bobs than we have.  We tip our hats to them even though we never heard them mention saving the Bobs before we raised the issue.

  Some people will say that it is not Christian to save the Bobs.  I want to remind them that God created the Bobs and He meant us to see them.  In fact, the Bible never mentions it is wrong to look at the Bobs.

  So I need your help the entire month.

  Who is with me in my effort to Save the Bobs?

                                                                                                 

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