October 20, 2009
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Thepenisinhermouth
I found this on facebook: (Edit: And it was Matt on Facebook and he also posted it on his xanga site. Here is the link: Link)
Be honest on this one.
Did you read “the pen is in her mouth?”
I found this on facebook: (Edit: And it was Matt on Facebook and he also posted it on his xanga site. Here is the link: Link)
Be honest on this one.
Did you read “the pen is in her mouth?”
Comments (142)
No
Penis.
I’m dirty!
definitely read “penis”.
but I’ve also got sex on the brain.
Noooope.
I can’t read unless words are separated.
…yeah, you got me.
nope. if it wernt for the gutter, my mind would be homeless…
matt posted that too!
http://theacematt2.xanga.com/714852749/thepenisinhermouth/
Damn
penis jumped out on me to be honest. lmfao.
xo
this was on matts…
Pen, but that’s only ’cause sex is the laaast thing on my mind today. Ew.
no. haha.
Actually, I did!
No, I read “The PENIS in her mouth” lol
You caught me.
I read Pen is the first time around, but then I did a double take and thought “Pen or Penis”
I read penis. It sounds more accurate. Who puts pens in their mouth?
a dirty trick, so we are all guilty
No.
But it’s because I’ve been exposed to all this sexual content in the media.
Yes.
@GiantUnicorn - A lot of people put pens in their mouth, like when they’re writing and are thinking of what to write….
Sure did. Penises currently repulse me, so the penis thing is not going to be the first thing my brain jumps to.
@makethemakersmile - If it weren’t for the gutter, my mind would keep bowling strikes…
I read pen the first time then said oh no it’s Dan so it must be penis.
Well, coming from you…
Nope. Not what I read. Haha.
hey, i was just on datingish.
penis was definitely the first word i saw
I saw penis.
No. Xanga has corrupted me.
I have a very dirty mind.
Actually… no, I read the pen is. Weird.
You got me, Dan.
Anyone who says they didn’t read “penis” in there is a liar.
PENIS!
I stopped halfway through and re-read.
where do you see pen?
Nope, I def have a dirty mind…hahaha
PENIS!
haha, oh well, I’m dirty. I can say it!
guilty. ah well.
No.
I saw Penis….WHOOPS
this is so third grade.
it could be either or. two separate words or one. give us (dirty minded) a break please
Actually, I did. Weird.
If I said I saw both at the same time, you wouldn’t believe me, would you.
I had it firrrrrrrrrst! … err.. maybe not. I thought I did, though. . . X_X I hadn’t seen your post before I put mine. . . if the cas was you indeed having it up first.
Penis. I feel like there is a great psychological explanation behind this. Somebody do the work for me.
its not that were dirty.. it literally says penis..
the penis.
I’m guilty! LOL
Looks like you caught the vast majority of us – me included!
is this some xanga pervert test!?!? in that case, I plead the 5th…
Hahaha, wow… but no, definitely didn’t read it that way ha.
No haha. But that was tricky!
Dear Dan,
Thank you for dropping by my blog and leaving a comment on my pulse. I should have written the pulse before I deleted the “friends”. I gave each of them three tries. They friended me, not the other way around. I rarely “friend” anyone unless we’ve “corresponded” at least three times. I’m still an “old time Xangan”. I believe in comments. And I don’t treat comments lightly. I take the time to read the entry and sometimes read multiple entries. If someone doesn’t respect our “friendship” enough to drop by after they get a comment from me (and my comments sort of “stand out”, so I’m sure they aren’t missed.) then I am beginning to “delete” them from my list. I will give them “three strikes.” After I visit and comment three times without a return visit and comment, then they’re gone. I wouldn’t call them “scumbags.” They’re probably too busy updating their many entries to have the time to visit a “friend.” You have 12,000 or so “friends”. I’d hate to see your inbox.
I see a penis. I may have a dirty mind. But I don’t have a dirty penis.
Michael F. Nyiri, poet, philosopher, fool
I think its hard to see anything other than penis
See, I was expecting some sort of crazy scandalous post after I read the title…
not at all hahaha
I saw penis, but decided that “pen is” was what I was supposed to see.
Yes..right after “Did you read…”
hahaha. hell no!
No. LOL XD
I saw the dirty sentence
you gots me
The first time I did. Which continues to prove that I’m not dirty enough compared to my female friends. >_> *sigh*
…or they just think about sex more than I do.
I started reading “the pen is…” then I remembered that you posted it and thought that I had to have read it wrong.
I am not even lying when I say that I read “The pen is in her mouth.” It took me a few seconds to realize the other way of reading it. I know that’s shocking for a 19-year old college boy, but it’s true. It also took me a while to figure out that that one picture of the lamp in the tan room was supposed to be an optical illusion for something else.
I just don’t think like that for some reason.
Damn it! I thought “penis” :p
But then I read it again and “pen is” came to mind… reminds me of a facebook Bumper Sticker from “Liar Liar” with Jim Carrey holding a pen and the caption reads “the pen is blue, the goddamn pen is blue!” but the words are so close together that it looks like “penis” lol
Haha, of course not.
I’m dirty minded.
I have a dirty mind:)
i guess i have a realllyyyy dirty mind because when i was browsing and saw the title, i only noticed the title because of the word penis. then i read the whole title. dirty mind, ah well.
no haha.
Hahahaha! And here I was thinkin I was good.
actually yes i did haha
hahah no i read the penis is in her mouth ahahahah
nope. I got a dirttyyy mind
@zockonzockon - yepper, me too
i read it as “the penis is…..” but then i re-red it and as “the pen is…..” so LOL
I’ve seen it before and I still didn’t read it “right”. Ugh.
damn, i read “the penis on her mouth”
I was thinking about unicorns. You lose.
I did not.
penis!
Guilty. Can I blame it on 25 yrs of marriage?
Penis…and at the moment I even had a pen in my mouth.
boo me! >.<
No, but I’d like to blame that on seeing the phrase attached to your username.
~V
Either way, I hope sanitation is the first thing we consider!
@debbieinpa102784 - I vote yes! ^_^
ITS EARLY! I’M HORNY! I SAW PENIS! lol :p
No.
I better dust off my Bible
I certainly did not. And I laughed at myself when I saw what it really was. :p But, it doesn’t surprise me at all. I’ve always had a dirty mind. And I’ve always been quite proud of it. ^_~
actually it’s odd when I read it in your subject title I read “the pen is in her mouth”, but when I read it in the box I read the other phrase. I wonder if the font chosen changes the probability that you might see one or the other.
I didn’t read it correctly.
Yes, but probably because I saw the title in the universal inbox before I clicked over here to see the image.
GUILTY! im a dirty minded girl.
I had to read it three times before the word pen even stood out!
@seedsower - LOL!!!!!!
No.
Yes.
What did YOU read, Dan? You’re as dirty as they come. That in itself is not a problem. The problem is you’re a hypocrite.
Yes, I am very pure
Reminds me of http://www.penisland.net/ …
I already know I’m a pervert.
ha it’s fun reading all the comments …i read “the pen…”.
Fellatio
i read penis.
oops
Nope. Penis!
i did! I’m so proud of myself for not seeing the dirty one first…. for once!
@GiantUnicorn - haha, true to that
no
No. Wow. Meanie. ;P
I read “the pen is in her mouth”.
I actually DID read it as “the pen is in her mouth.”
Weird. Not in the title of this post, but in the photo, I read “the pen is”, before figuring out what the post is about. My mind is neutral haha.
hahaha i think every1 fallen 4 it XD (including me… T_T)
No >.>
Nope.
I want to know why I read the is twice… The penis is in her mouth…….
@ghostcomplex - I really hope that’s not what 3rd graders are doing these days!
@hungerx33 - lol when i was in third grade we had all of those stupid little pervy jokes. maybe it was just my third grade class. xD
nope
Yes – but maybe being 70 yrs old has something to do with that?
@Rob_of_the_Sky - HAHA!
I read “the pen is in her mouth” only because I got a text that said that exact thing.
First time I ever read it I thought it said “penis”.
I am shaking my head in shame…… V
…giggle.
haha i saw “the pen is in her mouth” until it said ‘no you have a dirty mind’ and i looked back like oh duh ha how did i miss that?
What’s a pen?
Totally PENIS
yes i did..
funnily. i have a dirty mind yet i didn’t think dirty. >.<
lol
Of course not.
Haha everybody is dirty.
Its time to get civilized dear. AJ
Sadly, no.
i haven’t had my mind out for a good washing in forever -and i still read the pen is in her mouth… damn i’m boring…
Consider me GutterQueen >.< Definately read the dirty sentance even though I’ve seen this a number of times before.