October 27, 2009

  • Officers Charged With Masturbating Dog

    Five corrections officers are being charged with animal cruelty for masturbating a K-9 dog.

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    The German shepherd is said to be unharmed.  The videotapped the fondling of the dog.  Apparently they were touching the dog’s penis.  The attorney said his client will plead not guilty but his client does admit to “fondling the animal.”  The thinking is “If you masturbate your K-9 unit, you’ll have greater control over it.”

    The thinking is that it might be hard to prove animal cruelty since no harm was done to the dog.  Here is the link:  Link

    Do you think the officers should be charged for animal cruelty for masturbating their dog?

                                                                                        

Comments (108)

  • I don’t know about animal CRUELTY per se, but that’s still… weird. 

    Better than dogfighting I suppose.

  • Umm i don’t know if tha’ts really cruel, but wtf, that’s disgusting

  • Wait… What?! That’s just bizarre.

  • wow…that takes mans best friend to a whole new level

  • that’s just fucking weird.

  • I don’t know if it could be animal cruelty..but that is just crazy.

  • Wow. There are no words.

    These guys need to get laid or something.

  • Um, yes! It’s not like the dog was going, “Do it, do it, do it!”. I mean, really. How sick can you get? 

  • Eww who the hell elects to whack off their dog?

    I imagine the humiliation they are facing is worse than anything they’ll be sentenced to

  • Sit boy! Roll over! stay! good boy! now cum ;D

  • Ewww  LOL

    um… I changed my mind after realizing there was a VIDEO!!!  That’s just nasty!

  • Well. Unless they were collecting semen to use for artificial insemination that is just fucked up.

  • it’s the opposite of animal cruelty.  think bestiality.

  • That’s hilarious. I’m not sure if that’s animal cruelty though. 

  • You hear about people having to do that to their dog for artificial insemination when they want to breed it with a pooch without the whole actual mating (perhaps if the other dog lives far away), and it isn’t considered cruel then, but there’s got to be something enormously wrong with doing it for a less… productive… reasons. Gross. O.o

  • Ew, and nothing more but ew.

  • don’t you masturbate bulls, trun?

  • That is so sick.  Ugh.  See why I don’t like cops???  Disgusting. 

    Yes, they should be charged with SOMETHING!  And DIScharged (no pun intended) from their positions of authority. 

  • WHY were they doing this?  So they could train it? 

  • okay we’ll see how much you like cops when your old man slaps you around a bit.

    this is just bizzare.

  • Cruelty? The dog probably was willing….ew.

    I’m not sure I would want those officers near others, however….what if they want to take control over PEOPLE next?

  • it’s weird, but if the dog wasn’t harmed…. people can do what they want with their dogs, it’s THEIR dogs  lol

  • errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..

  • Three comments:

    1. … this is another one of those stupid things to charge people with isn’t it?

    2. WTF in general.3. … Say what? o_O

  • How do we know the dog didn’t want to be masturbated?  If the dog wanted it then it isn’t animal cruelty.

  • That sounds a little strange…

  • I don’t know about cruel, but it is beyond disgusting.

  • The world is one weird place…….

  • Could someone please explain to me how that can be construed as Cruel?

  • umm…ew? That’s sick.

  • I agree, I don’t think it’s cruel presay, just one happy puppy.  But, still weird.

  • I don’t know.  Did the dog like it?

  • Red rocket, red rocket!

    South Park, anyone? =P

  • Not cruelty.   Animal misconduct maybe? Hahha

  • Nooo, you’re supposed to whack his NOSE, silly!  ;D

  • Maybe bestiality?

  • Well, I’m not sure it’s cruelty.  Very weird, even weirder that they videotaped it…

  • If the dog consented, it is clearly ok.  However, since it was on public property both the dog and the officer should be jailed for indecent exposure.

  • Manual masturbation without consent is illegal. Therefore, this should be animal abuse.

  • @FalconsDrummer - YES!!!!

    I just keep thinking about the episode of South Park where the kids were playing with their dog’s “red rockets.”

    Inappropriate, yet rofl.

  • That’s disgusting and wrong. Poor doggy. :(

  • I am at a lost. Did they buy the dog dinner first?

  • wonder if anyone thought about getting the dog’s opinion before pressing the charges … do know a couple of pet owners that “assist” their pet so the pet will stay off company’s legs … not sure that the department would be that concerned about company, though

  • Um… that is just creepy and weird.

  • Here we have a case where politically correct and morally sensible may not be in accordance with the sheer fact of what works. I’m sure it’s also weird to mount a dog and bit them to establish dominance but apparently that works too.

  • Cruelty? They should get an award for nicest dog-owners ever.

  • I wonder if it is considered sexually heinous? Made me think of Law and Order!  I dont know about cruelty, but pretty sick and atleast morally wrong, in my opinion. Isn’t it great that the individuals that are suppose to protect us have nothing better to do? If the penis stays erect for too long, it can get stuck out of the prepuce, we see it all the time in the vet clinic and takes surgery to repair. If that happens, then I’ll bet it could count as cruelty! 

  • Um….I wouldn’t say it was cruel…just really Strange!

    I really dont know where one would cross the line at training a dog…this may be it.

  • I wouldn’t call it animal cruelty. And yet, I couldn’t call it bestiality because they weren’t doing it for their own sexual pleasure. They did it because they believed it would exert greater control over the dog. But then… why did they videotape it?

  • Bizarre, but there are farm animals that have hands put in their asses and such weird things to help in their reproduction without people shouting ‘oh noes it’s teh animalz cruelty’

    And damn I wish I had found this story before you.

  • Cruelty to animals n. the crime of inflicting physical pain, suffering or death on an animal, usually a tame one, beyond necessity for normal discipline. It can include neglect that is so monstrous (withholding food and water) that the animal has suffered, died or been put in imminent danger of death.” Link.

    The officers never harmed the dog, so this does not qualify as animal cruelty.

  • i have read bout people doing it to their pet dogs and cats to… >.freaking weird

  • I don’t know if they should be charged, but that’s just really, really gross. Why would you video tape that, anyway? What is that to show off about? Yuck. 

  • Wow, that is an interesting theory…Reward based training works VERY well…but I don’t know about THAT kind of reward, lol. Also, I’m probably guilty of this as well because I will qtip my cat when it’s in heat, it’s the merciful thing to do.

  • I guess it depends if they think masturbating is cruel. 

  • NO, the dog was not harmed. But come on that is really sick they are mentally ill.

  • So far two people have called it right, @k_cakes  and @echois23 . Sex acts with an animal is bestiality. I suppose that will be a ‘civil right’ soon.

    Freakin’ sick b****rds.

  • All kinds of weird perverts in the world.

  • Shouldn’t be charged for animal cruelty. But be charged for just the sheer grossness of it on some level.

  • double you tee eff? that’s hella gross…

  • i have five german shepherds. and yes they should be charged. 

  • Errr… yeah.  That is just wrong on so many levels.

  • Um…that’s uh…wow.

    I’m speechless. Is that like a fetish or something? It’s kinda gross unless you’re a dog breeder. And even then, don’t most breeders just put the dogs together instead of trying to get the dog’s sperm. Yech. It’s not cruelty but it’s surely not the most normal thing to do to a dog.

  • Wanting control makes sense in this case.

    But why on earth would they video tape it??

  • lol ?

    good for the dog

  • Well I am confused as to if they would do this for artificial insemination and why it isn’t ‘cruel’ then. But think about this, you wouldn’t go around masturbating other people, would you? That would be cruelty like rape, so IDK

  • @JosephParsons - I’m not sure that all masturbating of animals is technically illegal at the moment. It is common practice to remove sperm from a bull for instance to allow for artificial implantation into the heifers. In farming it is fairly common practice though usually done mechanically.

  • if you have time to jack off your dog, you have way too much spare time !

  • @echois23 - I believe the stated reason on the part of the officers was to have greater control over the animal. Doesn’t that carry with an overtone of dominance?

  • Sick but not cruelty.

  • Disgusting.

    Yeah, they should. If you mentally harm someone, that’s counted as cruelty. Like if you verbally abuse a child. This is the same. Even if the dog didn’t get hurt, they did something horrible.

  • @JosephParsons -  “Sex acts with an animal is bestiality. I suppose that will be a ‘civil right’ soon.”
    Why on earth do you think sex acts with an animal will become a “civil right”? Animals cannot consent (rape), and having sex with a female animal often injures the animal – which qualifies as animal cruelty.

    @OhItWontBeForever -  “If you mentally harm someone, that’s counted as cruelty.”
    Where does it say the dog suffered mentally? The link states that it was not harmed.

  • @Ex_Adyto_Cordis - Why on earth… because many things that would have been unthinkable only a century ago are now being advanced as rights by various groups. There are now groups advancing or trying to advance gay marriage, polygamy, even pedophilia. Why not bestiality next? Or necrophilia? There are people in this world who will not be happy until all restraints are removed from civilization.

    Having said all that, it was a facetious comment.

  • That’s just freakin disgusting. Yes, charge them. They obviously have something wayyy wrong in the head.

  • @JosephParsons -  “Having said all that, it was a facetious comment.”
    I didn’t realize that then. Makes a little more sense now, although I would like to reply to your entire response.

    “There are now groups advancing or trying to advance gay marriage, polygamy, even pedophilia.”
    I don’t see the problem with advancing gay marriage or polygamy. Gay marriage does not harm anyone at all. Neither does consensual polygamy, although legal/tax issues would get complicated and need further research. Pedophilia involves a minor under the age of consent and causes mental and emotional harm, so it will probably never be legalized and for good reason.

    “There are people in this world who will not be happy until all restraints are removed from civilization.”
    I think that’s a huge exaggeration. I doubt anyone would want all restraints removed – law enforcement that protects us, property rights that keep others from stealing or destroying our property, etc. But if certain restraints have no rational basis except on a specific morality (religious, cultural, etc.), why not remove them? Is it bad that we removed restraints on interracial marriages, the freedom of slaves, and a woman’s right to vote – restrains that society considered to be “moral”?

  • @JosephParsons - Yes, I suppose it does. It definately makes for funny news.

  • That’s really gross but I would tend to agree with them that their dog would be more obedient if it got handjobs from its master. Don’t women use a very similar method to control men?

    There’s no way the state can prove animal cruelty here. It’s the same thing as petting the dog but far more offending to the senses.

  • @Ex_Adyto_Cordis - My original point to this is that the masturbation of animals is bestiality, and should not be allowed. That’s a moral judgment I stand by.

    In your further remarks, I hear a line of ‘consequential pragmatism’ which I reject. Throughout history immorality has been damaging to and against the best interest of society. I would have to write a book to fully explain that subject. Why don’t I offer you one example for your consideration, homosexuality’s and pedophilia’s contribution to the declining birth rate of the Roman aristocracy, prompting Caesar Augustus to mandate the birth of 3 children for eligibility to the Senate?

    I would also suggest to you that all law is moral, even a stop sign (it is wrong to endanger the lives of others with your speeding car simply because you’re in a hurry). Religious and cultural perspectives are not separate from issues of legality, as you seem to imply. They inform our collective social conscience and assist us in creating a stronger civilization.

    Your remarks on laws preventing interracial marriage and slavery are irrelevant, since I never argued that there were moral justifications for either. Neither are a natural state, and it’s hardly my fault that people of the past have misapplied religious or cultural arguments in their favor. Once again, it comes down to the collective moral judgment of the people.

  • People masturbate dogs often for breeding purposes…I don’t honestly see a huge issue with masturbating a dog otherwise.  Either way the dog is being masturbated and they don’t know why.  I imagine it might make a working dog easier to deal with and more content with its life.

  • @JosephParsons -  “My original point to this is that the masturbation of animals is bestiality, and should not be allowed.”
    Bestiality is defined as “sexual relations between a human and an animal.” I guess we could argue as to whether this is a sexual act. If so, why don’t the authorities prosecute farmers and dog breeders for using these methods to obtain sperm for artificial insemination – as many others on here already asked? Or this method of “qtipping” cats so they won’t yowl while in heat? I thought bestiality only referred to sexual intercouse with an animal – both anal or vaginal penetration. If so, this situation does not qualify as a sexual act, but we can disagree about the specifics.

    “That’s a moral judgment I stand by.”
    I understand that this your opinion and you are free to have your own beliefs.

    “Throughout history immorality has been damaging to and against the best interest of society.”
    We could argue this claim but that would require compiling a list of everything that has been historically “immoral” and then debating the negative/positive effects of each one. As you said, it would be book-length. But I do think this is an exaggeration.

    “Why don’t I offer you one example for your consideration, homosexuality’s and pedophilia’s contribution to the declining birth rate of the Roman aristocracy, prompting Caesar Augustus to mandate the birth of 3 children for eligibility to the Senate?”
    I prefer you don’t lump homosexuality and pedophilia together as both immoral and “damaging,” considering morality is relative to the individual/culture/religion and homosexuality itself has been proven not to cause psychological or emotional harm to anyone. I did agree that pedophilia is harmful. And how is a declining birth rate always a “damaging” effect? Certainly not with today’s booming population and the Roman empire’s once-sprawling population.

    As for your claim, I think it would be foolish to claim that homosexuality, pedophilia, or both directly caused the effects of Caesar’s decision. If they directly caused the mandate’s sociopolitical lack of freedom, then they would be responsible. But Caesar himself caused those effects because he declared that mandate, which he based on his interpretation of those effects. He is responsible for his own mandate and its effects. Your claim is like saying that baseball bats are immoral because they can inflict damage and criminals use them to bludgeon people. Just because some nuts can use baseball bats for destructive purposes does not mean the bats themselves are immoral, and the same goes for homosexuality in your example.

    “I would also suggest to you that all law is moral, even a stop sign (it is wrong to endanger the lives of others with your speeding car simply because you’re in a hurry).”
    Yes, some laws are moral – such as the previous law that banned sodomy. I would challenge you to find a beneficial law that has no other determinant except religious or cultural morality. As in, it doesn’t have any other evidence that what it prohibits is harmful. The example you gave and most laws in general are based on empirical determinants. Yes, most people consider it wrong to endanger others by driving too fast, but more importantly a stop sign is logical because without it, the risk to others is higher. An observable, verifiable reason and not relative like morality.

    “Religious and cultural perspectives are not separate from issues of legality, as you seem to imply. They inform our collective social conscience and assist us in creating a stronger civilization.”
    Religious perspectives are separate from law – as they should be. Religious morality is based on the “rules” set by an unverified supernatural being, and many of these morals are destructive themselves. The Islam tradition of stoning women for reasons that do not cause harm to others, for example. Cultural morals should not influence law either. In many nations, skinning/butchering animals alive for meat is legal and moral despite the fact that it harms and destroys the animal being skinned alive. In the United States, we have animal cruelty laws not just because society considers hurting animals to be immoral but because the act of animal cruelty itself is literally harmful. I can even point out that animal cruelty directly endangers humans because individuals who torture or kill animals are often more likely to harm other people. Here’s one reference.

    “Your remarks on laws preventing interracial marriage and slavery are irrelevant, since I never argued that there were moral justifications for either.”
    You made the claim that some people want to abolish all restrictions. I said that no rational person would want that, although many restrictions don’t have any rational basis aside from a religious or cultural morality. That’s why I pointed out restrictions on interracial marriage, slavery, and misogyny. I used them as examples of why no rational person would be happy if, as you said, ‘all restraints are removed from civilization.’

  • bestiality much? hand job=sex in my book. 

  • They should be charged for masturbating the dog lol. All pet owners should be notified that they are sex offenders.

  • @Ex_Adyto_Cordis - Your message is too long. I’ve got the flu and I don’t feel up to writing a dissertation. Although I will say that it is beyond me why you would want to question whether masturbation is a sexual act. If You condense it down to just a couple points, I’ll reply.

  • Cruelty is not just defined by whether or not the animal or person was physically harmed. And there really is no reason to fondle an animal, unless you’re having trouble breeding him. Just to have more control over the dog…that’s such a ridiculous statement. There are other and better ways that one can have control over an animal without masturbating it.

    Also, it was stupid of them to videotape it. Now there’s visual evidence. I don’t feel sorry for anyone who brings something like this upon themselves. Videotaping it? Really? And these are police officers? Not the smartest ones in the bunch, obviously.

  • @JosephParsons - I already explained why I question whether “masturbating” a dog is a sexual act based on the definition of bestiality. We can skip that if you want. I’ll try to condense my reply.

    1) You lump homosexuality together with pedophilia as an example of “damaging” immorality. Morality is relative to the individual/culture/religion and homosexuality itself has been proven not to cause psychological or emotional harm to anyone.
    2) How is a declining birth rate always a “damaging” effect? Certainly not with today’s booming population and the Roman empire’s once-sprawling population. Contraceptives cause a decline in birth rates; are they also immoral?
    3) I think it would be foolish to claim that homosexuality, pedophilia, or both directly caused the effects of Caesar’s decision. As I explain in my response, Caesar directly caused those effects. He declared that mandate, so he is responsible for it and its effects. See the example I gave.
    4) I would challenge you to find a beneficial law you consider “moral” that doesn’t have any other evidence that what it prohibits is harmful.
    5) The example you gave and most laws in general are based on empirical determinants. A stop sign is logical even without morality because the risk to others increases without the stop sign – an observable, verifiable reason and not relative like morality.
    6) Religious perspectives are separate from law – as they should be. Religious morality is based on an unverified supernatural being and many religious morals are destructive. I referenced the Islamic tradition of stoning women for no logical reason other than “immorality”.
    7) Cultural morals should not influence law either. In many nations, skinning/butchering animals alive for meat is legal and moral despite the fact that it harms and destroys the animal being skinned alive. In the United States, we have animal cruelty laws not just because society considers hurting animals to be immoral but because animal cruelty directly endangers humans: individuals who torture or kill animals are often more likely to harm other people. I posted a reference.
    8) You made the claim that some people want to abolish all restrictions. I said that no rational person would want that, although many restrictions don’t have any rational basis aside from a religious or cultural morality. That’s why I pointed out restrictions on interracial marriage, slavery, and misogyny. I used them as examples of why no rational person would be happy if, as you said, “all restraints are removed from civilization.”

  • There wierd, its really sick but hey there are women on the internet doing worse things with dogs.

  • Definitely.  I view animals as children.  It’s molestation in my eyes.

  • Eeeeeeeew! is right!!

  • Yeah.  Animal cruelty.  Not even a question. They totally took advantage of the dog.

  • If I rape or abuse my boyfriend, he’ll listen to me better.

    … You wouldn’t let someone do this to a human, why to an animal?

  • That’s just…really really gross. Seriously, like ew.

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