November 19, 2009
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The Last Person on Earth
Guys: If the above woman was the last women on Earth, would you mate with her to save the human race?
Ladies: If the above guy was the last man on Earth, would you mate with him to save the human race?
Comments (159)
Ehhh. Would you??
No…I want the world to die!!
no. i’m only 14.
…you really want me to answer that?
Eh…I’m not that into my children inbreeding.
It wouldnt even save the human race. I’m just creating only 1 or 2 new humans and if they mate with each other there is not enough genetic variation and it would create retarded babies.
I feel sorry for these pictures you have choosen. They are actual people with feeling too you know!
I don’t want kids.
a) I’m not sure the human race is worth saving, and b) I don’t think one couple could do the job.
If I must… TT_TT
Hell no.
Shallow? No, I just really don’t like kids.
this is shallow.. but everyone’s a bit shallow, at least..
that would be a big fat negatory.
Depends. Can he hold a decent conversation? Will our offspring have red hair?
turn out the lights and do what must be done. survival of the race utmost.
sorry… no.
I wouldn’t be willing to have children to “save” the human race no matter what. I don’t want kids in the first place, and I’m certainly not going to turn my body into a baby breeding factory to preserve something (humanity) that I don’t necessarily believe should be preserved in the first place. If there are two people left on Earth, for goodness’ sake, let the species die out!
Sooo mean! I don’t know where you got the photos, but I hope these people are not Xangans! If I was a guy and it was the end of the world, at least the first lady could loose a few pounds, but if the second guy was the other last person on earth – well I ain’t no dentist!
Nah, I would give the world back to the animal kingdom.
Eww, the guys have it way better. She could at least be attractive to somebody. The one the girls got is disgusting.
Oh, dear.
You know I’ve had another look at the guy and to be quite honest, it’s just the teeth and the ears really. mainly the teeth. With an orthodontist and a little grooming, who knows, but based on this photo – unless he learned to keep his mouth over his teeth all the time and could gice himself a eyebrow wax – uhhh probably not.
BTW – he has nice eyes, they’re just hidden behind the glasses and the brow and overshaddowed by the teeth. Thanking God for orthodontists!
I openly embrace the end of the human race. I think that explains my answer.
…well then, fuck the human race.
GENTLEMEN, I’M GOIN’ PORKIN’.
(no, not really)
I don’t think they’re that bad looking, they are work in progress. I think realistically, you would look beyond superficiality and welcome any company if there was no one else around. Ideally, you know you must go beyond surface impressions to get to know that person then possibly mate.
Yup. He’s an improvement from the only person interested in my right now. Such an improvement.
Could I put a bag over his head? :[ *slaps self*
If I am the last person on earth, there is a reason for it and I will kick back and enjoy the solitude. Mind you, hopefully I’ll have a dog. That’s all I’ll need.
no, but only because the end of the human species isn’t something I view as altogether bad.
Haha. You totally asked this question before, but with different pictures!
Anyway… yeah right. I wouldn’t.
Besides, the world won’t even end that way.
Well, according to idiotic movie makers, the world shall end during the 2012 apocalypse (how in the world can they know? No one knows when we will die, except for God. So let’s not try to estimate that, cuz our guesstimates will always be WRONG WRONG WRONG! Until it actually happens. hmph).
Ahem… what was I trying to say?
Nevermind.
Yes, i would….but first i would get him braces to fix his teeth. Once the teeth are fixed and the crooked glasses are off, he’s not so bad. I can’t believe i’m saying that!!! LOL I think the guy is a lot better than the woman.
So shallow
the first lady looks sweet, not someone I’d enjoy “mating” with though
No.
But, I think it is in extremely poor taste to post these photos with this question.
If you openly embrace the end of the human race, you will be the first to be terminated. I probably will mate with her, but a strict diet is on because of a lack of food.
I would find sexually compatible aliens…
How’d you find my yearbook picture, Dan? You lookin’ for a lawsuit?
oh, come on! the girl is clearly more attractive than that dude.
What hapends if they have rabbies!! NNNNNNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Both of them are FUGLY!
awwh thats mean. they could be nice people
No one mates with another being with the sole purpose of contributing to society in mind.
Do I know her? No.
Do I love her? No.
And even if I did mate with her, would I have the capabilities of restarting and maintaining a civilization? No.
So no, I would not mate with her.
no, because who would the children breed with? the race would just get all inbred and diseased and die off eventually anyway.
No, because I don’t want the human race we’d create to have horrible teeth.
I hope you have their permission to post his, how awful. It’s online bullying at it’s finest, is this what you have resorted to? Really? Perhaps you should change your name.
I can be a pretty shallow person at times, so I’m not afraid to say no.
she would be someone to talk to and to explore with. we could blow up military stuff and shoot big guns. but if sex happened, it wouldn’t matter what she looked like as long as it were mutual. and no babies please. the end of the world means just that.
I wouldn’t mate with anyone. I don’t want children. Period. I don’t care if it’s with an ugly old hag or the most beautiful piece of eye-candy alive.
If there’s only one other person, then there’s not a chance in hell of the species surviving.
Looks like it’s the end of life as we know it.
absolutely not.
a little HOMOPHOBIC aren’t you?
I’m a girl. Happen to be a bi girl. If it was between these two I’d do the girl over the dude any day of the week. fuck reproducing LOL
LOL you have got to be kidding. . . LOL
I recced this cuz of how fucked up it is Ha Hahahahahahahah
@RaVnR - Haha! You’re the last two on the planet. Humanity hangs in the balance. And you don’t want any kids. Awesome!
No.
I will need further information on the chick.
Probably, though.
..did you just google ugly people or something? Lol plus two people couldn’t save the human race. They’d end up being deformed or something. Aaaand I couldn’t bring myself to have sex with that anyways. I’d rather die a virgin to be honest. Shallow ha
no. it wouldn’t be worth it to repopulate the earth because it would take too long, all the children would be inbred and have a lot of genetic problems and if all the humans are gone, living conditions would definitely not be ideal for repopulating the earth.
Ha ha. sure. Thats what paper bags are for.
No, I didn’t even know that the first picture was of a woman…
ahhhhhh wtf
I’ll answer that when the last person and I are the only ones around to hear the answer.
NO.
The guy wouldn’t be so bad if he’d brush his teeth and straighten his glasses.
Wow.
i don’t even know what to think of this post. it’s just completely shallow first of all.and second of all, it’s suggesting that inbreeding is what needs to be done to save the human race.personally, i think letting humans die off would be better. the world is already fucked up enough from us as it is.
@lauralois - I’m going to agree with your answer, except I’m only 16.
this is kind of mean, poor people XD
Where did you get that picture of me from?!
The guy’s not so bad, he just has bad teeth. If he closed his mouth, I think he’d be kinda cute in a dorky way.
Nope. When I die my world ends. May as well take humanity with me if I have the choice
I would.
It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine… XD
uh, no.
oh i guess, if i must!
You see, by that time, we’d most likely be able to clone people. So I wouldn’t have to.
But if everyone else in the world suddenly dies tonight, (except for her) I wouldn’t.
I would, however, travel the world as best I could.
aw, this is mean, Dan
but no, I would not.
She looks remarkably like Timothy Spall.
aw, that’s really mean.
how would you feel if someone said that about your son?
No, I don’t want kids and my genes aren’t really what you’d wanna pass on anyway… but the guy wouldn’t be so bad if he got a makeover and hit the gym. Â Same for the girl, actually.
No! And those aren’t even the worst looking people I’ve ever seen. But I don’t think the human race could be saved with only 2 people, so why bother?
If we’re the last two people on earth, no way am I wasting my time going through the pain of delivering a child with no drugs or doctors into a world where it will probably die anyway, and if it doesn’t, all I will accomplish is a hell of a lot of inbreeding and genetic disorders.
So no.
Haha.
This is a rather mean post.
Personally, I’d rather die with the rest of humanity than stay virtually isolated on a desolate planet.
Even if those people were supermodels, would the human race really need saving? Why not just let it go?
If she is the last female, i think human has already disapeared…
@YourOuterCritic - Can be fun if u are the last couple on earth, your grand children would all be trisomic cause of consanguinity…
WOW. ummm… i’m gonna have to say no. (too bad for the human race)
God no, not with the man, or the woman.
Human race be damned.
- Kunoichi
You know, Dan, I realize that 99-100% of everything you post is for a reaction, but I think exploiting individuals with disabilities for such purposes is a new low.
Kathi
This presupposes that we’re close enough geographically to even locate each other before our lifespans run out…
@AudreyElizabethh - Weirdly, I was thinking the exact same thing, except the other way around
Maybe, I’ll cross the bridge when i get there. Hopefully they will not be offended by your post
interesting question
but the answer is: nope
really crude of u to put someone’s pic up in such a condescending manner.. i’ve had enough of your obnoxiousness im taking u off my subscriptions so I don’t have to deal with it anymore… how do you sleep at night?
And then make my kids mate with eachother…? Nah, the human race isn’t worth it.
One can always close his/her eyes.
Wow…
Nope.
No, because there is no way that two people could “save” the human race.
Besides, humans can’t last forever as the dominate species.
No
Hell. No.
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What if you don’t want kids?!
that woman is way more attractive than the guy.
yes…
Attractiveness isn’t a big deal. What I am concerned is that the dude in the photo looks like he has either mild Down’s Syndrome or possibly autism. I don’t want to pass those genes on.
no.
No thanks.
lol Is he at least smart and nice?
If there is only one left of any specific gender, I worry for the race anyway.
However, I wouldn’t mate with anyone just to save the human race. This questions asks if there was only one man left (if the reader is a woman), it doesn’t say there is only one woman left. In order to click with someone, I have to get along with them personality wise. If I can’t, then there is zero chance of sex ever. And if there are women around, I’m sure one of them would get with him. After all, how many women have you seen with guys who are jerks and also don’t seem to have any physical attraction potential either, but these women stay with those guys anyway?
And if it were a question of whether we were the only two people on earth, and if we didn’t get along personality-wise, I’d say the human race would end with us. Anyway, our kids would have to have sex with each other and procreate, and inbreeding is just not a good idea. :p
And aside from that, I don’t want children. Ever. :p
But, if we got along personality-wise…maybe. I get along well with a lot of people and don’t have sex with them, lol. It would just depend on how well we got along and if the feelings were there.
Looks aren’t a very large part of the equation for me.
Sure. Just throw a bag over her head and we’re good.
Yer sick, man.
Look how we humans have ruined the earth. Let’s just save the planet and end humanity.
No, but not because they’re unattractive, because humans ain’t worth saving.
If it somehow came to that … then maybe ?
Cause i’m nice like that
LOL
lol really
Well, if I loved him, sure.
There is no way that theory would work. Two people cannot “refil” the human race and inbreeding would cause us to die off in the long run anyways.
The end of the human race was written in stone the day developed large scale nuclear weapons. The human race is destined to end, and no one can stop it… well, at least not for a long enough time anyway.
Difficult to say for sure. If a person really was the last on earth, it is hard to say what they might do.
How did you get my picture?
HEEEE doesn’t look like he can do a damn thing for the human race.
how fucking mean…is this really allowed?
Nope. I mean…It wouldn’t save the human race anyway. Who would the kids mate with? Each other? A parent? Either way…inbreeding does NOT produce anything that would save the human race. EW.
No, because 1) He’s obviously got poor oral hygiene, which indicates that he has OTHER forms of poor hygiene.
and 2) Then what? Say I do conceive a baby… Who’s that baby going to procreate with? Certainly not his or her mother or father… So it’d be pointless.
So no. Not to save humanity if we were the last two people on earth.
Oh my god… The human race can wither away if that’s what I’d have to mate with. Can you imagine how ugly the world would be?
everyone would be inbred?
@ionekoa - agreed.
save the human race? if i got pregnant without anyone around to help me (besides that guy [who looks like a really good hunter btw..]) i would just die faster.
wow…way to put those people on blast and calling them extremely ugly without actually saying it. You’re a classy guy. Anyway im gay but you don’t have to have sex with a women to impregnate her. Just dump some sperm in there and hope for the best.
@the_mamarazzi - lol
What a weird question to ask so I won’t answer.
Wouldn’t matter with me, I’ve had a Vasectomy
I couldn’t help anyway, but if it ever came to that, which it won’t, it wouldn’t matter. And this is one of your crap loaded questions for sure Dan 
There would be no point to try to repopulate. The decision has nothing to do with their appearance. They could look like supermodels and I still wouldn’t care to fuck them.
I’m sure either one of them would make an adequate end-of-the-world travel companion, though.
yes, even though ultimately humanity is doomed and there’s nothing we can do to stop that. also, if i were to, our children would eventually have to inbreed and we’d die all die out because of all of the disease FROM the inbreeding.
but i’d like to prolong humanity as long as possible
and even though they’re unattractive, they look like sweet people and i think i’d like the guy because someone is better than no one…i’d mate with him to have a partner and not be lonely
i’d do the girl before i do the guy-she’s clearly more attractive
Could be worse. The most unattractive thing about the guy is his teeth.
And no, I wouldn’t. First of all, it’d be scientifically implausible. Second, I don’t want kids.
@AudreyElizabethh - Really? I think the opposite. That girl is MUCH less attractive than that guy, imo
Does it really matter? As long as they got working genitals, and a plastic bag everythang is all gravy!
Yep, the human race is doomed, in this case.
feel about how those poor people feel. your evil for even putting there photos up like this…..
Do we have boos??? That is the real question here.
Yeah boos!
@DannySnow - A plastic bag is a bit harsh, they can work with a paper bag, come on don’t be mean.
No.
@lil_mama2499 - LOL i meant to say paper bags, not plastic. hahah, I wouldn’t want the last person on earth to choke to death!
I’d fuck the guy, not the chick. -shudder-
@jupiter312 - ”I wouldn’t be willing to have children to
“save” the human race no matter what. I don’t want kids in the first
place, and I’m certainly not going to turn my body into a baby breeding
factory to preserve something (humanity) that I don’t necessarily
believe should be preserved in the first place. If there are two
people left on Earth, for goodness’ sake, let the species die out!”
I’m curious as to how you feel about endangered species…
@XXKimPossibleXX - “Look how we humans have ruined the earth. Let’s just save the planet and end humanity.”
Hmmmm interesting idea… have you followed the logic of this to it’s final end?
@Crusader88 - It depends on how they became endangered. If it was due to their own inability to adapt and survive, then they should be allowed to die out. If they are endangered because of human action (e.g. deforestation, pollution, etc.), then an attempt should be made at saving the species and at protecting their environment. This isn’t for sentimental reasons, but because we’d be disrupting the ecosystem.
where do you find these pictures? are they people that you know?
@jupiter312 - Question then, wouldn’t their inability to adapt or survive our deforestation, pollution ect. fall into the criteria set forth?
Meaning, if we’re viewing humanity as simply the animal at the top of the food chain… shouldn’t their right to survive be based upon whether they can adapt to us? I love the fuzzy wuzzies as much as the next person, but that seems to be the argument.
@Crusader88 - I don’t think that the fact that humanity is “the top of the food chain” gives us the right to treat our planet and all non-human life as if it is a toy. Additionally, our own survival depends on not destroying the environment that supports us. We can’t destroy the Earth simply by killing all of the trees or polluting. Earth will be just fine and will continue to be here for the next few billion years. It’s more a matter of wondering whether or not Earth will be hospitable enough to support us until we lose our oceans.
he could totally cum on a leaf and i’ll put it in me.
@jupiter312 - ok, cool. Thanks for your take on the situation, very interesting view.
alright question from that,.. forgive my questions please.lol Does this view elevate animal over man? Put them on the same level? Elevate man over animal?
BTW- I do agree with you that we must be responsible with the planet, not simply using it as a play thing.
@Crusader88 - It still leaves man over the animals, and there really is no way not to. We are the dominant species on the planet, so we make the decisions regarding it. Sure, we can decide to treat all life with reverence, but that choice still would have been made by humans, and could be taken back at any time. And to be completely honest, I don’t think that we should think of ourselves on the same level of the animals. Sure, they’re nice, but they’re not my equal.
To be concise, I guess I would say that no view really alters the status of man in regard to animals. It is what it is, and it doesn’t depend on perception.
@jupiter312 - That i can agree to.
I too believe that humanity holds a higher place than animals, and with that a higher responsibility. Thanks for explaining your views, this has been nice.
ermmm sorry no thanks.
@HawaiianHeldts - I have to agree with you on that.
then will our kids have to mate together to continue saving the human race after that…?
psht let the human race die. nothing against the ppl, but srsly, theres a reason apes seem so amazing to us….. THEY are superior
no