November 28, 2009
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Creepiest Santa
My daughter no longer believes in Santa. She is about to turn six in January. We were watching a program tonight and the people were hiding gifts under the Christmas tree and she knew that we were doing the same.
We told our first two kids there was no Santa but we decided to lie to the third one and see if she still turned out ok. We will keep you updated as this little experiment progresses.
Here are some creepy Santa photos I found on this site: Link
1. Santa One
2. Santa Two
3. Santa Three
4. Santa Four
5. Santa Five
6. Santa Six
Which Santa is the creepiest?
Comments (141)
That is a hard question.
5
HAHAHA WTF TO ALL OF THEM.
what is going on with santa six….?
I vote child molester #5.
all of them, how ’bout.
All of them? But number two is pretty terrible.
6 is like from a nightmare!
Omg! Santa 3 and 5. Haha…
3 looks like he has a major hangover and 5 looks…like a diseased pedophile or something.
The third one looks like a drug addict.
I can’t choose which one is the creepiest. They all are equally creepy!
2 particularly creeped me
3
You are.
Santa 5′s quirked eyebrow. Definite quirkiness going on in his lap.
All of them, omg I hated those mall Santas.
I suppose, by comparison, 1 isn’t so bad.
All of them. haha
Um. I… Am frightened.
number four, is far too red to be healthy. Santa has a bad case of eczema.
I donate this one.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v339/MeiMeiAGoGo/scary.bmp
I thought it was #2 until I scrolled down to the end. Definitely #6.
hahaha i have a picture when i was 5 and i was crying on santa’s lap.
I think they all look like the level 3 sex offenders posted in the local newspaper.
They are all pretty Creepy
6 tops the cake for me or 2
1 looks sweet but he’s gabbing the kid so he’s kinda scary
3 looks drunk
4 has too much makeup
5 not so bad looks like he wants to beat somebody up
definitely 5!!!
AHAHAHA.
I almost died looking at all of these.
3 or 6, but the kid’s face in 4 is priceless.
5, no doubt. o.o
Two or six.
#2 or #6.
The first one isn’t that bad. But uh, the second one, that’s pretty bad.
The third one is drunk, the forth looks like a freakin robot, the fifth is a perv and the last one really is a robot.
Santa six. ohgosh.
We should caption the last picture.
“Mommy! Santa bit my finger!”
2 or 6… def one or the other lol
Santa 1 looks like a perv
Hard call. I’d have to say both 2 and 6 are tied for my top creepiest. Judging by the screaming children, number 4.
6
I thought it was this one.
3
Great… now I’m going to have nightmares
Santa Four. That kid’s face says it all.
3 and 5 are terrifying!
um, 3, 5 & 6. haha.
I say the last one simply because that is a MASK.
last one
wtf? O_O
6….I can’t handle people in masks.
3.
The baby in four is hilarious!
#1 looks like a sweetheart!
I’d say # 3 is very scary and definitely the most frightening! WTF is up with #6? Lol.
All of them! It’s weird how Santa #5′s beard is platinum blonde
3
#6, for sure!
6
Wow omg! LMAO! Number six by far
I didn’t know child molesters could get those type of jobs… Whoever did the screening process had to have been on something.
3 looks like he probably has track marks under that jolly red suit. 5 is totally making love to the camera. 6 looks like one of the Jabbawockeez decided to play dress up. But, overall, I’d say 2, just because his eyes are a dark, soulless abyss; his expression just screams “mwahaha!”.
Santa number five.
Oh Man, ALL ? LOL .. is that an option ?
If I were that age again, I’d say 6 would give me nightmares.
all omg!
LOL at the kid’s face from Santa 4. They’re ALL creepy. Just, yikes.
- Kunoichi
Freaking six dude. Now I won’t be able to sleep! Wtf???
is #6 even human O _ O
wow all of them
Not sure.
I remember when I was younger when my parents took me and my sister to sit on Santa’s knee, I think one or two were scary.
looool
the last one!
5 and 6 :S
6?
Either 3 or 6.
Is Santa 6 even ALIVE? Jeez!
OMG these are ALL hysterical! Those poor kids! All their lives we warn them about stranger danger and how if someone touches them in a way that makes them uncomfortable, then they should get away from that person as fast as possible and then what do we do at Christmas? We put them on the lap of a total stranger, who smells like a wet dog and acts kinda weird and make them sit there…even if they’re screaming in terror, while we photograph the incident.
Ah well…they’re funny anyway. I think the fake Santa (#6) is creepy and the first Santa (#1) is creepy just because he seems to be grabbing that little girl and forcing her to stay on his lap.
Babies always know!
Santa three, for sure. Because he looks like he smoked a bunch of crack, had some whisky, then went to work.
Wow. 6 reminds me of Mike Meyers, so that’s my choice. xD
in #4, the kids are creepier than the santa.
but #6 is the creepiest santa
6
It’s a six way tie! Yikes!
One isn’t that bad, he just looks like he’s trying to keep his distance from the screaming girl
the rest of them…. *shudders*
Haha, 5 and 6 are pretty awful. I don’t know, I think number 6 is the scariest because of that mask. What kind of Santa wears a mask?! Those poor kids, lol.
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3. He looks like he’s on drugs.
The first one just looks like a pedophile. The second one looks like he wants to destroy the world. The third one looks like he’s high and drunk. The fourth one looks like a clown. The fifth one looks like a cat.. and the sixth one isn’t even real.
Soo.. I don’t know =(
But lmfao at the 4th one.. the kid’s face is priceless. hahahah
#6
two is scariest.
i am still laughing at number 4. I CANT STOP LAUGHING! poor boy
two and six, hands down.
I think two. I six even real? lol.
Santa #3 looks drunk…
I like the experiment you are doing with your children. Haha.
Two or Six, I think. The rest look like fun dudes to hang out with.
Number 4 looks like he’s Dr. Frank-N-Furter from Rocky Horror in disguise. [...which I like. xP]
And then the last one… O_O’ Is he even freaking real? Like a freaking porcelain clown gone wrong…
haha the girls face in one is priceless.
i think six is the creepiest
LOL!!!!
these are halarious!.. but horrible!
XD
Santa 3 and 6 tie.
between 2 and 5 are the creepiest to me. Santa 3 is too wasted or was just tired haha and that kid’s face in numbre 4 craked me up xD
number 6 looks like a mannequin and also a nightmare i agree.. overall they are all creepy
Which one is you?
they are all creepy in their own right but 2 is creepiest to me
Santa 5 reminds me of my political science teacher. *shudders*
4 5 6 is pretty creepy
Santa #3- Looks a little tipsy!XD
My mom never told me Santa wasn’t real. She also never said he was real. I’m not sure if I believe in him or not.
Maybe when it’s Christmas time, just thinking about him brings more joy and spirit into the holiday!
I don’t know about creepy – but 3 looks like he enjoyed the Holiday Egg Nog a bit too much!
Santa #6, definitely. Looks like Pennywise’s lost brother.
#1 – Is trying to hard to even look like the guy… and just… weird
#2 – Looks like he’s groping the poor kid and second his creepy creeper smile
#3 – Looks like he’s high and a druggie on meth or something… just look at his eyes
#4 – Wearing toooooo much makeup
#5 – Has a freaking blond beard for one and looks like he doesn’t even wanna be there
#6 – For some reason I thought he was asian… don’t ask why. And I’m not being stereotypical or racist or whatever…
Advice to parents, if your kid doesn’t want to sit on his lap, don’t make them.
Also, I hope they screen theses guys for background checks to make sure their not wanted pedophiles…
The last one looks most unnatural. :
Santa 3 looks drugged, Santa 5 looks perverted. and LOL all the children seemed scared. I’m picking #6 to be creepiest.
3 by far cus he looks all drugged up
Santa five has got to be a smoker.
6.
Santa #5, definitely.
OMG! they are all scary and I would not let my kiddo sit with any of them. she doesn’t like santa much anyway, so in her 3 years she’s only sat with him once.
6 is grody. he looks like michael jackson!!!!!!!!! bleck!
The last one!
Two && five.
It’s soooo hard to choose. Is the last one even a real person?
Number five. Six is only creepy if a serial killer is hiding under there.
6 is the creepiest. D:
eww! 3/4/5…cant decide.
omgg close one between 6 and 1
Lol. This is soo funny! This is my new favorite post! LOL
Santa # 3 looks sooo freaky to me! But they all look weird!
hahahaha. I would be scared too!
the first santa looks like a pedo.
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but all of them are creepy.
number one strikes me as the creepiest. but obviously there’s something not right about all of them..haha. poor children.
@e_mousetails - thats what i thought too.
The creepiest would have to be number five. Creepy is written all over his eyes! Santa three looks like he’s on drugs or something.
six… 3 is drunk… hehehe
yes virginia, there is a santa clause…
Six.
O_O
They’re all terrifying!
1 Looks like a happy pedophile. 2 is just strange-looking. 3 looks drunk. 4 is over-painted. 5 is Asian or something? and 6 is a serial killer or other sort of criminal. Um. Tie between 1 and 6.
SIX. Holy shit.
haha number 6 !
reminds me of IT the clown
except it’d be IT:the christmas special.
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I think numbers 3 and 4 are the creepiest.Well, can I just say something? Santa Clause is not a real person. He is just a made up person. I don’t believe in Santa anyways.The number 3 they Santa there look depressed.
gotta be number 4, the “hangover Santa”
i think that santa three looks drunk, santa four looks stoned, and santa number five takes it on the top of the creepy charts looking like hes a child malister(yea i am pretty sure i spelled that wrong lol)
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Oh my GOD. #3.
6 is the stuff nightmares are made of.
The one in the mask takes it……….and I dont really consider the myth of Santa lying. I call it keeping them innocent for as long as you can.
THE LAST ONE. Holy cats, that looks like a Santa from the movie “V” haha…
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definately the last one, he looks like wax or something!!!
FIVE!!! Damn Yellow ass beard is creepy as hell!
Holy shit, I am literally trying not to fall out of my chair, at seeing those crazy ass Santas…drunkards, molester look-alikes, nicotine-stained beards, and all. Loving it.
My parents played along with the whole Santa thing, when I was a kid, but when I really started to question it (around age 3), they didn’t keep up with the lie. They admitted he was pretend, and it was just for fun. I was ok with that.
all of the above
And thanks, I’m going to have nightmares now.
Santa one and two look like child mollesters
Santa three looks drunk or hungover, you choose.
Santa four … it is just a job to him.
Santa five … has to win creepiest. I don’t even know what to put next to him.
Is Santa six a doll?
number 6
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