December 1, 2009
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My Xanga Commercial
Nick is having everyone create a commercial of their site for a contest.
So I decided to create a video commercial for my site. I gave the photos and questions to Jo Jo and she created the video. Beth helped me by adding my music.
Here is my video commercial:
Do you think the commercial matches my site?
Comments (99)
yep.
To a tee.
w00tage?
LOL @ the sarah palin frame.
heh heh heh…yup
That’s quite good!
disturbing…
I can’t get over what the compression did to the graphics.
It was emailing it. If I’d known that would happen, I would’ve made the words bigger.
lol, I didn’t expect the rap music. Rap music that swears. It’s like “Check out thetheologianscafe.xanga.com! This site is badass!”
very accurate
Haha Dan you never cease to shock and awe.
That’s pretty much your site. Yep.
almost too much
I like it.
I love it! Well done.
yuppers. Pretty much.
I love it. It is your site in a nutshell.
Yes! Excellent! It catches the eye (with the photos) and the brain (with the questions) and draws a person in. Just like your site.
Almost, needs something about boobs though.
Congrats to JoJo and Beth for their great work and help!
Sweet!
Yep, I like it. Pretty damn cool, Dan! I was expecting to see a boob, tho.
I’d say yep, that’s pretty much your site. Haha.
No, I don’t believe cats should have the right to vote.
i like !
Controversial, just like you! I like it
Perfectly!
It does match your site. Both are excruciatingly BORING.
THAT WAS GHETTO FABULOUS!!!
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - You know you wank to his site in the middle of the night.
Well….you forgot “I like ramen noodles…what is YOUR favorite snack food?” And “Do men look good in fedoras?” Otherwise….
@ShimmerBodyCream - Holy shit! Are you spying on me!? If so, better adjust whatever contraption you’re using. It must be giving you distorted images. If it’s your naked eyes, then I’d suggest an eye exam, or avoiding the use of hallucinogenics.
Perfect.
That is fantastic! Great commercial!
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - No. I’m smart. Why else would you keep coming back here if you thought it was boring? It’s because you’re addicted from touching yourself.
@ShimmerBodyCream - That kind of baseless conclusion sounds like someone I’ve heard. I got it!
http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/gamelife/images/2007/04/17/0906_tv_01_drphil.jpg
Are you related to Dr. Phil?
Ahahahha I loved that last one!
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - No. Are you obsessed to being on this website and touching yourself? Yes. So keep quiet in your corner and don’t disturb anyone.
@ShimmerBodyCream - Yes, mommy, whatever you say.
Man this is fun! LOL!!
@ShimmerBodyCream - Oh, and by the way, you would say “obsessed WITH being” and not “obsessed to being.” Elementary grammar, oh wise one.
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - That’s right dumb little child. You aren’t smart enough to make your own decisions so time to listen to me and stop being such a wanker. Do your business quietly so people don’t hear you and catch your bad case of stupid.
I don’t know you well, but I would have to say that it suits your site.
I’d say that just about sums it up.
@ShimmerBodyCream - Why are you so mean? Did your daddy and your uncle take turns fucking you when you were a little girl? Are you into bestiality?
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - And why do you have a picture of thetheologianscafe with an X on it. Is that a target for when you shoot? Time to end your addiction. Put the lotion and laptop down and click that little x in the corner of your screen.
lol, sure.
Refrigerator.
@ShimmerBodyCream - I love it when people evade questions. I got my answers! Thanks!
lmao I like the questions. Especially the last one.
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - You are welcome. Now since you have the answers to life you probably have closed out of this site and started pretending to be normal. Good luck in your quest to hide the random twitching and blue balls every time you lose net access.
Haha! All you’re missing is “Here is the link:”.
@ShimmerBodyCream - I never said I had the answers to life, retard. Just the answers to the questions I asked you. Hmmm…blue balls. Let’s see…I’ve been with my fiancee since July of 2008 (that’s LAST year, mk?), so I don’t remember what that feels like. But thank you for your concern! You’re so sweet!
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - Dan is not your fiancee. Only in your head…
You hit it dead on.
@ShimmerBodyCream - LOL! Yeah, right. My bad. *rolls eyes*
@ShimmerBodyCream - Do you have sex with puppies (i.e., dogs)?
haha the song.
definitely not what i would have expected.
@ShimmerBodyCream - hahaha you spar well on the internet. ^.^ Many kudos.
cool
The video is a good fit for your site.
Very cool, but it would be more accurate if the music was two people loudly rephrasing their opinions at each other while calling each other bitches and niggers.
@TheModernBunny - You call that sparring? Really? My 11 y/o niece could’ve done that. No, seriously.
It’s a very fitting video!
I think the three of you did a great job capturing the essence of your site! Do you want to team up and make one for me?
@ShimmerBodyCream - So, Dan’s a woman?
Is that for real?
Yup.
hahaha nice. “hahaha” because I giggled at how accurate it was.
Congratulations on an awesome video! It is very representative of your site.
Yes.
Yes. After a hard day at work, I usually come home and sip on some patron as I read your site. Then, I comment.
Yep. It’s controversial and probably pissed some people off.
Awesome!! It’s just right.
I’d call that a fair assessment.
The lettering doesn’t look good in it, otherwise it is good.
Haha, it totally does.
I’m not sure about the music, I was too distracted reading but I think the video is very fitting.
Apparently, the moon is only 22% cheese from what I’ve read. So no, I wouldn’t go up there and try it. Now, if it were a higher percentage – say 75 or above, then yeah. i’d be down with a moon colony.
I never have that kind of music in mind when I read your posts.
Nicely done.
While it is true you tackle some important topics, it is also true that you have quite a few that are not so serious. Some are humorous. The commercial maybe should have included a few of the less serious and humorous topics on your site.
This site = boring as fuck, and full of lazy ass blogs that a monkey could do.
Video = the same.
yes…and esp the Imus remark at the end made me laugh! critical thinking, awake!
Great job!
thetheologianscafe.xanga.com?
Hey… Did the Kurds get ANY “trial”?
http://x9f.xanga.com/d7ec600362135181908786/w139167042.gif
http://daveravedotnet.xanga.com/audio/bb0d42719818
http://daveravedotnet.xanga.com/photos/8bb95230245909/?album=0323912c320134&n=40
^^ works well
Outstanding, Dan! Well done!
honestly, it was going too fast for me to read so I had to keep pausing it
cleverly made..
I love it.
nah.
well, the idea and message its trying to get across is very you.but the music isnt exactly… you. :/
change the music and itll be great!
pretty damn good commercial Dan.
you might perhaps be one of the few people i’ve seen who have a commerical for their xanga. = +2pts.!
Yeah, this seems fairly accurate. ^_^
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@ShimmerBodyCream - Hehe, wow…I can always admire you for being able to hold your own. Well done.
I love the commercial
Yes, i think it suits your blog perfectly
Yep, but you should put all of those images on Animoto.com.
Animoto is a site where you put in images, you upload an audio track, they analyze the music and then basically choreograph the images to make an amazing looking video. I made this one a couple of weeks ago, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiQhCDeG0qo.
check it out!
Maybe the content but i cant vision you as being someone to “rock out” to the music choice.
yes
Only the part about Palin.
OMG HOW DID I MISS THE MUSIC IN THIS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >_< I was clearly too focused on the pictures and text!