December 26, 2009
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Boobs and Parking
A study was conducted by a woman to see if women were in fact inferior at parking when compared to men.
The study indicated that men are 5% more competent at parallel parking. They are also better at “head-on” parking and parking in reverse. In fact, women even took on average 20 extra seconds to park and still didn’t park as well as men do. Here is the link: Link
According to the article, feminist writer Germaine Greer blamed it partially on the boobs. She said, “You must remember that women also have bosoms which makes it very difficult to turn around”
Do boobs make it more difficult for women to park?
Comments (83)
And why does the human race keep looking for ways to make each other look inferior? Christ.
“Let’s do a test to see if black people really DO like fried chicken more than whites!”
I guess it depends on the boobs, haha…
Your title made me click. “How the heck is he going to tie THOSE together?!” lol
~V
I park just fine. I would think it might hinder you with turning if they are really big lol.
LOL! “oh, sorry i suck at parking, my boobs got in the way.” pleeeaaaasssse… you either can park or you can’t.
I, myself, am excellent at parking… but maybe that’s because i have manageable boobage
What?? I’ve never heard anything like that before. Hahah.
Lulz. I love feminists.
@Oh_Perkele - Great idea! ;D
No wonder Hollywood stars can get enlargements, they have people to drive them everywhere.
That would make sense if every woman had like double E’s or something. Which cause so many more problems anyway…
People with tits always find a reason to blame them. I dont have a chest and dont drive so maybe oneday i can confirm this with a big boobied friend and myself in our own experiment.
I blame it on my bad depth perception, but that’s just me.
i didn’t know you used your boobs to park!
strange. i’ve been doing it all wrong then.
and no. my boobs don’t get in the way of parking.
xo
A lot of times it frustrates me that I can’t park in between a particularly nice pair!
…what? Maybe she has big breasts.
Women are bad at parking because men are supposed to buy us limos.
Wow, of course not, thats dumb
I suck at parking because I don’t practise it, I just use big parking spaces. Does that make me inferior? I don’t think so! lol
Can’t go for too long without talking about tits, can you, Dan? Admit it – you’re a sick horndog just like all of us, and your god’s commands are trumped by your out-of-control lust.
Me? I don’t answer to any gods, and I admit I’m a lustful horn-dog with no shame or guilt.
As for this post, it is clear that women are inferior drivers, but especially inferior at parking cars. Don’t shoot the messenger, I’m just reporting what I see. Well over 2 decades of observation do not lie. Can you blame it on the boobs? I doubt it. I’ve seen some flat-chested chicks having quite a hard time parking a car in a clear spot.
i will say that if WE suddenly woke up one day with boobs that perhaps it would be difficult at first to do ordinary things. but consider that a girl has a lifetime of getting used to her body – i doubt breasts play a role in normal activities.
well, im pretty well accustomed to my boobs by now, so Id have to say they dont get in the way.
I can parallel park a car ,van or truck in any space it fits in one try….but then I do not have boobs half as big as the girl in the pic either.
I am an expert at parallel parking. Any girl whose boobs are so large that they interfere with her ability to park can give me a shout. I will be happy to assist!
we can’t park because of our milkjugs? what a cop-out excuse.
men are just better at some things than women, and vice versa-i think it’s about time we just accept that.
and that girl looks like an 8 year old with a woman’s legs and queen latifah’s bosoms.
@seedsower - umm… never mind
LMAO
@MomGoneMadd - What….you can’t park can ya????? LOL
um idk i cant turn around well but i just cant park well
@soyeahthatswhathappened - I agree, she does look super young!
My boobs don’t get in the way of a darn thing.
I believe that parking, as is everything else, must be a matter of practice.
@seedsower - Nah I cant park but YOU have some boobage!!
I don’t have boobs so I couldn’t tell you but my SO is far superior at parking than I am. But that’s mostly because he’s had far more experience than I have.
I do think it makes it a bit harder to turn around. But then again mine are just extra juicy.
Even so, I don’t think it makes a big enough difference to create an excuse out of it.
Whats the word… men in general have a better sense of…. space? I don’t remember the word XD! But what I’ve learned in all my psychology classes is that basically, men have a better sense of the space around them physically. That would most definitely help in parking I’d say.
@MomGoneMadd - Well,thank you!
Why do people have such a hard time accepting that men are better at some things and women are better at some things? Get it in your head. We’re not the same.
I don’t know how breasts interfere with driving since boobs aren’t blocking the eyes.
Women just can’t drive all together.
Only when I was pregnant.
LMAO If it is a D-cup or larger, I’d say yes.
When you’re large on top it just takes lots of practice to figure out a way that works for you to turn in your seat. The only time I really struggled with it was when I’ve been pregnant. Baby bumps and boobs do get in the way then.
really awful picture
Mine dont get in the way . . . I don’t know what she’s talking about.
I hope you will not be offended if I steal this question and ask this to my facebook friends.
hahahahahaha
- John
No way. Women are generally less capable drivers…there are, of course, exceptions.
I can turn around just fine and I’ve got D to DDs…
I can’t park at all. haha
I’m pretty sure my boobs have nothing to do with it though.
Yup
Dan, if it weren’t for your love of boobs these posts wouldn’t exist
I think it depends on where you learned to drive, not the size of one’s boobs. If you grew up in a place where parallel parking wasn’t something ever needed, you therefore maybe aren’t as great as someone who great up where that’s practically the only parking. Just makes sense *shrugs*
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That’s stupid. Everyone knows women just can’t drive period.
Lol….seriously??
@johnny_hopkins - That is even more stupid. *rolls eyes*
@QueenOfOreos - It’s called sarcasm, lady.
@johnny_hopkins - Well Dude your sarcasm is stupid.
(Not that I cared from the beginning if your first comment was stupid or sarcastic because first off I knew it was sarcastic and sorry, stupid, second off I just love seeing people’s reactions…such as yours.lol, which is why I commented the way I did. Love your response..so oooh upset–now I have to wonder was YOUR response to me sarcastic too?
)
Well, I can honestly say, to my knowledge anyway…my boobs have never interfered with my parking.
I think I turn around just fine, even with boobs there.
Still can’t park though.
@Oh_Perkele - Oh, we do. o.o haha, kidding =P
Fake b00bs.
I can park fine…
whatever..
I have never heard of such thing. Don’t blame it on the boobs -.-
Whatever. I’m a much better parallel parker than most men I know. I guarantee I can parallel park just about any vehicle and it won’t take more than 10 seconds. I’m a 34C.
Uhh not really. I mean I have bigger than a c chest and do not have a problem turning around or parking… I mean I think the only excuse women have for not being able to turn around is when they are pregnant, which they shouldn’t be driving anyways..
Well, when you have 44H…like me…everything is difficult.
Photoshopped. Yes? thought so.
That’s like saying guys are stupid because they have balls. When it comes to parking, it’s all fair game.
@Oh_Perkele - they actually do its scientifically proven
I imagine that you would have to have some rather massive boobs to NOT be able to park because of them.
Fem Nazis. ugh.
Boobs restrict some… as for parking a car… hardly. give me a break
If I have hesitations or problems with parking, its because of overconscientiousness with regard to harming other cars and also my own. It has nothing to do with boobs I assure you.
Some one needs to tell the feminist that there are guys out there who park perfectly well with heads in their laps, so I doubt the boobs are the problem. I once saw a woman parallel parking go back and forth about twenty times before she got out. Did I mention her car was still about 2 feet from the curb?
I am surprised to hear the feminist not bash the study as being sexist.
LOL!!!
Yes my boobs impair me from doing many things like taking out the trash, killing bugs, lifting heavy things, mowing the lawn, & watching sports. I’ve also replaced the headache excuse with “not tonight dear my boobs will just get in the way.”
We may not be able to park as well as men but our insurance rates are lower because we drive better!
Omg, wow! What a lame excuse. I think if you’re fat it’ll be harder, and fat women usually have bigger boobs.
How old is the GIRL in that picture? She looks about 15!
I’m bad ass at parking. People get surprised
I can fit in small spaces with my big car
bahahaa
If the results of the study are correct it probably has more to do with the differences in male/female thinking than with physical anatomy.
haha nice correlation, i didnt think you could do it.
I have big boobs, and I can parallel park with the best of them!
Everything is about boobs, isn’t it?
WTF? I can park just fine, thank you very much. My girls don’t get in the way.
It’s not hard to turn around! There’s absolutely nothing difficult about it! You use your waist to turn, and boobs really do NOT get in the way.
People need to stop making excuses.
Regardless, I fucking hate Germaine Greer.
Don’t get me wrong, I love having the right to vote, to be seen as equal, etc etc,
but the woman’s like a terrier, for goodness sake.
That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.