December 30, 2009
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Help DumbA**
We need to help Bekka name her child or he is going to end up with the name “DumbA**.”
You can help save this kid years of therapy. (She thinks Dan is a manly name if that helps).
What should Bekka name her baby boy?
Comments (124)
I already suggested one on her site. Can’t remember what it was now, though.
Either Dan or Matt. Seems like half the guys in the English-speaking world are named either Dan or Matt, she may as well keep up the tradition.
Theo for a boy, Sophie for a girl
boy boy
Skyler, umm…crap, I suck with boy names. Seth?
Leo!
Mephisto.
colossus
Rob of the Sky.
His name should be Lynn Gilbert
can’t go wrong with Matthew. if you name him Dan, he’ll be obligated to blog, here. it seems to be what Dans do.
@TheModernBunny - that’s why i like you!
SmartA**
Luigi!
How about dickface?
Asher, Lincoln, Braxton are all good ones.
Belphegor
Joel is a great name. So is Christopher! But then, there are already so many Chris’s. And Davids… Taylor is good.
I love the name Cameron. another unique name is Duncan. how about Jackson? lol, I like two syllables.
joshua!
@Unstoppable_Inner_Strength - ha ha hic @XxrockxXxgirlxX - awwwwww
@TheGiantSlayer - blick!
Vegeta. If she does this for me I will send her chocolates.
TRON! in honor of the new movie.
maniacsicko
Bekka jr.
I like Jeremy, David and Alex (…all names I would have picked for my own, if I ever had a boy)
How ’bout Yahweh? Ha! Or Jesus, but pronounced Heh-soos. Awesome.
Ahahahahahahahaha!
Ember
Wade or Brody.
Mephistopholees!
Landon! (:
Bowagrius… duh.
or Thor, although that could be little Bowagrius’s middle name.
…………………………
I think Dan is a fine name.
i don’t know, i already have my baby names picked out and i don’t want to give them out. i don’t need more of them out in the world.
Micky
Seven
Jack, James, Dan, Sam
@Ricardo98 - Hahaha
Dominique, Cameron, Alex(ander)…
There’s a ton.
I guess it depends on what kind of names she might be looking for. It would help if we knew either some names she liked or names she knows she DOESN’T like.
Terrance, I always recommend Terrance to pregnant women but they always turn it down. I think it’s a really great name though so I’m going to keep pushing it, haha.
My brother and his wife had Wyatt picked out for a boy’s name, but now it’s likely they’ll never use it. I suppose she could use that.
Adolf Hitler
If you want a more normal name but still want to keep the middle/last name the same, go with Jack. It may be a compromise but it still works. Who would want to call thier child “Dumb” anyway?
@TheModernBunny - I like your idea too.
Ian
I like the name Aiden.
Aiden Christopher, to be exact.
Seth Daniel.
And, for the lulz,
Disco Frankenstein.
Joey
Nick
Clark
Brad(ley)
Adam
Brandon
Brady
John
Charlie, Charles
Brian
Kendall
@And_I_love - blick?
I say Nate or Chace
@MiaJoyTheWriter - I was just going to suggest Taylor (course I’m slightly partial to that name due to the fact that one of my sons is named Taylor
)
I am guessing that name would be a reflection of the parents intelligence level at the time of birth?
Yeah, they should TOTALLY have kids! *rolls eyes*
I have always been in love with the name Asher. Or how about Hayden?
Dumbass? How bout giving the kid up for adoption instead.
Dan
Noah Daniel..oh i love that name!
I like the name Levi. Or Jude.
Sterling or Tyler
@Eternalimplosion - now THOSE are great names
well i don’t know about you, but i wish my mom had put 2 stars in my name.
Josh
Elan Christopher.
That’s what Part Deux would have been had she been a he.
killer
caligula
I love the name Levi.
Riven
Morphius!
or Optimus Prime:)
I have no idea, I find it a bit funny she’ll call her child ‘dumbass’. How about… Johannsen? (given her Scand. heritage)
Challenged butt.
James is my mother’s favourite boy name, if she ever had a boy she’d have named him James.
derek
adrian.
it’s one of my favorite guy names.
or tristan. i like sean too.
That is horrible. You should never name a child dumbass. Dipshit is way better.
I wanted to name my son Matthew.. I like that name. As for HER baby boy hmmm…something unique.. Beckham or Beckett or Jack.. I LOVE Jack!! Gunner is cool too.
@maniac_rose - What about Richard Cranium…
Alex, Benjamin, Colin, Daniel, Ethan, Felix, Gregory, Heath, Isaac, Joshua, Keith, Levine, Matthew, Nathan, Olson, Patrick, Riley, Sean, Terry, Ulric, Vincent, Warren, Xander, Yancy, Zachary
@Da__Vinci - lol…
@And_I_love - Cameron
is definitely a contended! We were just talking about it last night.
Duncan too…but only because we were cracking up over it’s meaning of
“brown warrior,” heehee.
@edgarallenpwn - If we were gonna go the anime route it would totally be Judeau a la Berserk.
@dlmcniel - Another vote for Thor, yes!! Seriously, it has been the most suggested name by everyone, even here in on the internet.
@Legendairy - Heeheehee! I definitely like it!
@sarahb_86 - What can I say, Idiocracy was on to something!
Link is always a good choice too, btw! It’s internet AND game related. Yep.
@Lordv16 - After putting up with him for 9 months already? No way he’s getting off that easy!
@Keeko1 - I absolutely love Johan, or Johannes.
@hopeful_mrs_lysacek - Yes! I was set on naming him Tristan but my husband won’t have it. Boo!
@maniac_rose - It would be easier for him to spell…
@MomGoneMadd - EVERYONE seems to love Jack, and it would sound so good! But nooooooo, we have to have a friend named Jack with too many negative connotations. >:( I keep pushing it though.
@tsh44 - Haha!
@milfncookies - You should use them all in order,
Xanga,Dexter, Akon, Slimshady
@milfncookies - Thor is one letter away from Thorn…just saying. I like Levi or Daniel or Seth myself.
My opinion is when two parents are deciding they should name the child something they think the child will appreciate, won’t get teased over(Thor is a possible tease name, it sounds like it comes from one of those bad movies–no offense), and has meaning for both of you.
@milfncookies - it’s such a great, old-fashioned, beautiful, strong, manly name! bummerrrrrr.
i forgot, i also love the name jay!
@milfncookies - Whatsherface named her son Sparrow and I liked that one too..
Christopher! or Taylor! orrrrr… I like Dan, too…
If not thor or bowagrius, you could take inspiration from the stars, Orion… or simply Ryan. Jeez, I don’t think a xanga baby naming party is such a good idea. Soo many options. But I will stand by Bowagrius. It’s an excellent name. I also like Theodore, as a child Teddy, then he can become Theo or whatever derivation you can come up with.
i like the name Aidan. :]
Samuel, Daniel, Connor, Lucas, Owen, Xavier, Riley, Tyler, Seth, Zeke, Devon, Victor, Heath
Whatever it is, don’t pick a name that he could be made fun out of for having.
At the same time, you do want to be original.
@JessxMaxine - I also like Joshua
The other day I realized that I love the name Austin for a boy.
There are lots of cool boy names though. Joel, Jordan, Brandon, Connor, Ethan, Kenan (pronounced like Kevin with an “n”; I recently met someone with that name and thought it was really cool), Garrett, Jarod, Mead/Meade, Jake.
evan
i love that name
tipi. that’s what im going to name my first child. my second one will be named poopie. my third one will be named amigo.
DEREK!
Mac Daddy for boy,
Cohutta. :]
Or Dunbar!
Bernard!
No no, she should name him Brianna, after me.
Alexander, cause he can add “the Great” or “the Conquerer” behind it
Oh, what the heck. We aren’t having any boys any more. My grandfather’s name, Lucien. Luke for short.
Anything but Dumba,that is a terrible name
I cannot believe someone would even think of naming a child that
As far as names go here are a few
Steven,Daniel.Joshua,Paul,Seth,Peter,Thomas,James,Dylan,Tyler,Kyle,Robert
Philip
Kaden, Layton, Rowan…those were my boy name possibilities.
Good thing we’re having a girl though, we couldn’t agree on any of the above.
Ashton, Riley, Kevin..hmm
Yves.
@my_final_username - That is a nice name!
Asher – cool, and unique, without being girly
Sue
At least he’ll learn how to fight.
Mason, Braden, or Ryan.
E’en. It’s my favorite but my fiance hates it so thats a no go for us.
Anthony. Or Sean
I think DumbAss is an awesome name. Nameing my kid Jack Mehoff
Ricky, of course!
Jake Steel Admiral Wolverine Lightningbolt.
I can think of a couple boy names. Logan, Noah, Jayden, Ethan.Just to name some. My son’s name is Jayden . My nephew is name Ethan I love that name too. Whatever you like or choose would be good I guess.
Jason.
my little boy said his friend at daycare was Germmy- I said so they call him germ? and he said,”yes.”
Chad (as in “hung”)
Jesus
Aragorn
Sam
Albus
Scott
Logan
Xavier
Magneto
Well, my fave boy names are: Aiden (means ‘Little Fire’) , Oliver (means ‘Elf Army’), Patrick (means ‘Noble’), Riley (means ‘Descendant of Roghallach’), and Nicholas (means ‘Victory of the People’)
Dylan
I always thought Sven was an ace Scandinavian name.
Nickolaus – misspelled German is the way to go these days.
SmartA**.
Owen
Angel.
Daniel.
Luis.
Will.
Edward.
John.
I like the names Eli or Seth.
I personally like Erik, Alexander, and Edward. (And Edward is NOT after that Cullen beast.)
I always wanted to name a male child Edward Alexander -Insertlastnamehere-