and to answer the question, it’s as ready as it’s going to be. Define “ready” anyways. If it’s looking like that, then no it isn’t… but I’m going to put myself in a swimsuit anyway and not give a crap about what anyone’s going to think. I love the water and I’m getting out there in a swimsuit. So that’s that. I’m working out and everything, but I refuse to kill myself to be ready. I’m going to enjoy butter, cream, sugar and bacon, and that’s going to be that.
nope, but im on my way to HOT BOD VILLE! been working out every night with a friend
Nope
Hell no.
i’m always prepared!
i am never ready :s
Dan. Dan, Dan – you have an international readership. Half of us are reading this while tanning on our lunch hour.
Hmm… I have lost weight really well in a healthy way since after I finished nursing the baby… but, I’d say that unless the swimsuit is a garbage bag… I won’t feel comfortable in it.
No – but I have an all singing all dancing set of scales that tell me: I’m too heavy for my height: I’m carrying too much body fat for my height; I’m not carrying enough liquid for my height…
solution?
Couple of months on a rack to make me 6’2 – then I’d be the perfect weight for my height… now what to do about the liquid solution?
Lol… I had a baby six months ago. I’m too tired to even notice it’s swimsuit season, much less care. And I used to be a personal trainer!
Yep, spare tire and all!
Er.
The old bod actually needs a bit of work this year. Thank heaven for body shaping swimwear.
As a matter of fact the only thing I’ve got to tone is my butt, it’s small but not fit like I’d prefer. Ima look good this summer.
I haven’t been “swimsuit ready” since i was 15.
I’m working on it, shush.
Not at all. I’m having a hard time getting rid of this extra tummy fat. -.-
so i just realized you don’t have a pic of a hot guy in trunks on this entry… are women the only humans that should be concerned with being “swimsuit ready”? i mean, i’m sure you may not care about the guys on the beach, but i do! lol
If all goes well with my 2 month plan it will be. We have a cruise the first week of May!
Is yours? *retches* Wait, don’t answer that, and for the love of gawd, NO PICS OF YOU. Kthnxbai.
Almost
Um, no. Thanks for reminding me.
no , no it isn’t. i may cry.
Working on it. lol, I’ll propably get there sometime around xmas.
I prefer to swims in the nude a.k.a. my birthday suit.
Hell yes.
For the type of bathing suits I wear, it sure is.
Sure?
no :
Nope. I just jump in there with my jeans on. Screw bathing suits.
If I had that chick’s chest it would be xD
No ]:
My body is always swimsuit ready.
I just never show it off.
So many people have been telling me what a nice body I have. And I’m like uhhh… no, I don’t. lol. But I guess everyone has their own insecurities that others cannot perceive.
But yes, my body is swimsuit ready. In other people’s eyes. I, however, think I can afford to gain like 5 pounds.
And Adriana Lima is friggin gorgeous. Like wth. LOL.
Nope, got 10 lbs to lose
i love adriana lima. plus in houston… the weather is so bipolar. spring break is in a few weeks and it’s been in the 40′s.
Allllways
Heckyeah!
Nope. Not muscular enough, lmao.
thanks now i feel fat!
Never.
not yet. but i am working on it…
my body always looks HAWT I just need a bit of a tan
no.
Did you really have to remind me?
it dosent matter for me. i never gain weight and i just look short and fat in general so it’s okay.
I’m getting there, I’m definitely pushing myself harder than ever before. I doubt it’ll be summer weather until like July. So I still have a couple months. Yay for Canada and the snow, lol. I have hopes that this is the first summer I’ll strut around in a bikini.
always.
I am if anyone is interested in a 59yr old woman-or I will be that old this summer-my sister took an art class and she said that the model was60yrs old and she looked pretty good except her face was like rawhide.lol
D: !!!
Nope. My body isn’t even moo-moo ready.
Always, baby.
Not quite yet but it won’t take too long…
I want this bathing suite and I’m going to assume it’s at Victoriassecret.com? Probably pretty pricey I’m sure.
ahhh shit
Not. Even. Close.
I think every body is swim suit ready.
Lol jk. I’m alright-ready ha
Nope and that’s why I’m trying to exercise more often.
oh crap
Not as ready as she is, but I’m good to go.
Hook, line, and sink.
Mine is not as ready as hers is.
my body is always swimsuit ready. I have a tiny bit of pudge on my belly but I don’t give a shit, it’s pretty much the only pudge I have anywhere :p well, except my butt, but I like my butt.
Oh sure, I look just like her…
two arms, two legs, etc…
Nope.
My body has *never* been swim suit ready. I swim anyway.
Haha definitely not.
I. Wish.
I don’t go swimming or have my swim suit, I wear swim shorts and a t-shirt.
I got a few embrassing marks plus I don’t want any female’s chasing me on holiday.
if that is the definition of ‘swimsuit ready’,
nope.
thanks for reminding me
No.
i just had a baby 12 days ago so not really..i lost 18lbs in 12 days and have 20lbs more to lose to get back to my old weight
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Geez Dan, why are you posting a picture of me in a swimsuit? HAHA…i wish i had boobs like that!
hey…who said you post that pic of me???
Hasn’t been since 2005. Thanks for reminding me.
~V
i’m not sure. is yours?
P90X is getting me there.
Only if the fashion is a 33 gallon garbage bag with head and arm holes cut out.
No.
not yet, I’m working on it. I even got a personal trainer so i hope this will be the first summer I’m confident in a bikini!
Nooooo.
At least, not unless it’s a black tummy-slimming one piece kind of exactly like I wore to the pool today.
is that like a swim suit for chicks who don’t wax?
Yes. Ish. Still not comfortable in a bathing suit.
Ugh hell no.
My body is like that of a Greek God. All I need now is the bronzing.
No, now I have to start throwing up again until I’m pretty.
not yet. i intend to change that in the spring.
nope, but I cant wait till summer.
Geez, Dan! You are getting so lazy!
NEVER CAPITALIZE SEASONS.
Has it ever been?
not yet, working on it though
@ShamrockLover - @macphoto - haha! y’all are funny!
and to answer the question, it’s as ready as it’s going to be. Define “ready” anyways. If it’s looking like that, then no it isn’t… but I’m going to put myself in a swimsuit anyway and not give a crap about what anyone’s going to think. I love the water and I’m getting out there in a swimsuit. So that’s that. I’m working out and everything, but I refuse to kill myself to be ready. I’m going to enjoy butter, cream, sugar and bacon, and that’s going to be that.
@sparkletone1684 - yay you!!!!
NO D:
my body is always swimsuit ready… but i did start working out again last week
Always. I get to wear swimsuits all year long so that people will give me money to take my picture.
For the first time in years it’s not. >:(
HAAAAAIIILLL naw… dude. I’ve got the Freshman 15. =( BUT I INTEND ON LOSING IT.
hell no I’m a blob of fat
Hey, why did you use a picture of me?
Pretty much always, yeah.
mine looks about like that minus the cleavage.and tan. oh and my belly button is smaller than hers and pierced.
hahahaha! No, didn’t you see my recent post???
high metabolism says yes.
Psh. You don’t need a swimsuit to drown easy. .. x_x
My body’s always swimsuit ready, fool!
Oh shit, I was literally just thinking that…My body is never ready, I feel like.
@hilaw - see, told you. He’s chasing boobs again.
@darkoozeripple - the bastard.
My bodies ready for what’s in that swimsuit, yes.
nope, but im on my way to HOT BOD VILLE! been working out every night with a friend
Nope
Hell no.
i’m always prepared!
i am never ready :s
Dan. Dan, Dan – you have an international readership. Half of us are reading this while tanning on our lunch hour.
Hmm… I have lost weight really well in a healthy way since after I finished nursing the baby… but, I’d say that unless the swimsuit is a garbage bag… I won’t feel comfortable in it.
No – but I have an all singing all dancing set of scales that tell me: I’m too heavy for my height: I’m carrying too much body fat for my height; I’m not carrying enough liquid for my height…
solution?
Couple of months on a rack to make me 6’2 – then I’d be the perfect weight for my height… now what to do about the liquid solution?
Lol… I had a baby six months ago. I’m too tired to even notice it’s swimsuit season, much less care. And I used to be a personal trainer!
Yep, spare tire and all!
Er.
The old bod actually needs a bit of work this year. Thank heaven for body shaping swimwear.
As a matter of fact the only thing I’ve got to tone is my butt, it’s small but not fit like I’d prefer. Ima look good this summer.
I haven’t been “swimsuit ready” since i was 15.
I’m working on it, shush.
Not at all. I’m having a hard time getting rid of this extra tummy fat. -.-
so i just realized you don’t have a pic of a hot guy in trunks on this entry… are women the only humans that should be concerned with being “swimsuit ready”? i mean, i’m sure you may not care about the guys on the beach, but i do! lol
If all goes well with my 2 month plan it will be. We have a cruise the first week of May!
Is yours? *retches* Wait, don’t answer that, and for the love of gawd, NO PICS OF YOU. Kthnxbai.
Almost
Um, no. Thanks for reminding me.
no , no it isn’t.
i may cry.
Working on it. lol, I’ll propably get there sometime around xmas.
I prefer to swims in the nude a.k.a. my birthday suit.
Hell yes.
For the type of bathing suits I wear, it sure is.
Sure?
no :
Nope. I just jump in there with my jeans on. Screw bathing suits.
If I had that chick’s chest it would be xD
No ]:
My body is always swimsuit ready.
I just never show it off.
So many people have been telling me what a nice body I have. And I’m like uhhh… no, I don’t. lol. But I guess everyone has their own insecurities that others cannot perceive.
But yes, my body is swimsuit ready. In other people’s eyes. I, however, think I can afford to gain like 5 pounds.
And Adriana Lima is friggin gorgeous. Like wth. LOL.
Nope, got 10 lbs to lose
i love adriana lima. plus in houston… the weather is so bipolar. spring break is in a few weeks and it’s been in the 40′s.
Allllways
Heckyeah!
Nope. Not muscular enough, lmao.
thanks now i feel fat!
Never.
not yet. but i am working on it…
my body always looks HAWT I just need a bit of a tan
no.
Did you really have to remind me?
it dosent matter for me. i never gain weight and i just look short and fat in general so it’s okay.
I’m getting there, I’m definitely pushing myself harder than ever before. I doubt it’ll be summer weather until like July. So I still have a couple months. Yay for Canada and the snow, lol. I have hopes that this is the first summer I’ll strut around in a bikini.
always.
I am if anyone is interested in a 59yr old woman-or I will be that old this summer-my sister took an art class and she said that the model was60yrs old and she looked pretty good except her face was like rawhide.lol
D: !!!
Nope. My body isn’t even moo-moo ready.
Always, baby.
Not quite yet but it won’t take too long…
I want this bathing suite and I’m going to assume it’s at Victoriassecret.com? Probably pretty pricey I’m sure.
ahhh shit
Not. Even. Close.
I think every body is swim suit ready.
Lol jk. I’m alright-ready ha
Nope and that’s why I’m trying to exercise more often.
oh crap
Not as ready as she is, but I’m good to go.
Hook, line, and sink.
Mine is not as ready as hers is.
my body is always swimsuit ready. I have a tiny bit of pudge on my belly but I don’t give a shit, it’s pretty much the only pudge I have anywhere :p well, except my butt, but I like my butt.
Oh sure, I look just like her…
two arms, two legs, etc…
Nope.
My body has *never* been swim suit ready. I swim anyway.
Haha definitely not.
I. Wish.
I don’t go swimming or have my swim suit, I wear swim shorts and a t-shirt.
I got a few embrassing marks plus I don’t want any female’s chasing me on holiday.
if that is the definition of ‘swimsuit ready’,
nope.
thanks for reminding me
No.
i just had a baby 12 days ago so not really..i lost 18lbs in 12 days and have 20lbs more to lose to get back to my old weight