That depends, are we using like a butcher knife, or real surgery?
No. I need it to balanced my tea cup.
Butcher knife me, I don’t care. lol
Oh dear god…
Depends on which hand. ♥
Yeah. But only on my non-dominant hand.
No
Dan would you do it?
Some lines shouldn’t be crossed for money. Self-mutilation is one of them.
Yep. Who needs pinky fingers anyway
Yeah most I’d most likely do it myself for a million bucks.
Can I reattach it using a portion of the million dollars?
If it’s done safely, sure…but the check has to clear the bank first. No, scratch that. I want cash.
LOL Dan WTF?! XD
I’d love to know how you thought this one up!
But no, I don’t think so. I want my finger. I wouldn’t know what to do with that sorta money. I am gonna be earning good money anyway, haha.
I have a son to give a good life to, my pinky finger is a small price for that.
Hell to the no!
@OhItWontBeForever - Uhh yupp i agree withh youu! i would like to keep my finger!! Lmaoo!!
i had my right one ripped off when i was 4 and cut up 3 of my knuckles..they saved the finger and it works but doesnt straiten up completely. i’m captain h00k but sadly Ed Mcmahon was not there with my check when my finger was in a plastic bag in a cooler of ice. But i mean it was reattached once so why not again? BRING ON THE MONEY BURBUUR
I think I like playing guitar way more than I like money.
@BadBadGirlFriendd - And it’s the cute one, too! I can’t pinky-promise without a freakin’ pinky! XD
But I wouldn’t even chop a toe off for $1m, hahaha.
@Kiwigummy - I could go with this idea. MAYBE. Naw, never mind. I totally love my typing speed.
I have a Jewish pinky.
>.>
If I could build a hospital where one is needed I would do it but not just for money.
@leezey - sad times are these when the first commenter responds to their own comment. crazies…
Yep. Gotta pay back student loans somehow.
Most likely.
Hell no.
NO way. But they can cut off my hair, if they’d like.
which hand?
No no no no no!
Would you cut off your own head for a million dollars?
For a million they can have both pinkies and an occasional toe.
Duh, yeah!
No way. I’d like to keep all parts of my limbs attached, thank you very much.
then I can’t be fancy
@radicalramblings - If it’s done safely, sure…but the check has to clear the bank first. No, scratch that. I want cash.
Haha, nice. Wouldn’t want the IRS to munch up half of that.
I’d be willing to cut off DearRicky’s pinky finger for a million dollars. Heck, I’d do it for ten.
It’s not like he needs it anyways.
Are you offering to cut it off?
Nope.
let’s just make it 10 million
Yes. Could I have it reattached?
Sure why not? I am already deformed as it is….
maybe for $10 mil…
You’d have to be an idiot to pay a million bucks for a finger.
Unless maybe we’re talking taking a tour of a fancy restaurant kitchen, the cook “accidentally” chopping off your finger, and then you sue them. Hmmm . . .
no! how will I use chopsticks to eat my Japanese sushi?!
no
for a million dollars, no.
if it were another situation, ie to save a member of my family, yes.
Depends on how it’s being cut off.
noooo way
Sure…why not? It’s not like I need it to DRAW or anything…
Get the chainsaw..
a million isn’t a lot of money.
2 million
i honestly dont think i could go through with it. :/
Nah, that would totally ruin my sweet Guitar Hero skills.
i would say YES, but then think how ugly my hand would look pinkyless?
eww. ( i guess- i could get it sewed back on with some of the money? ).. but it would never be the same.
No. cuz that means I have a price like some kind of whore. honor, pride, and justice over wealth maximization hahz…
Damn, I’d probably do it for 50k. It’s not like it’s a thumb or anything!
Oh ew. No. = (
I prefer having my pinky.
Sure! For a million bucks I’d even be willing to cut your winkie off. LOL
Hell yeah!! But only on my left hand. I need the right hand for typing & drawing!
Hmmmm
yep, even less then that.
Hell no, not unless I like despeartly needed the money and still I feel like I would say no.
As long as I was knocked out during the process..Yes!
hellll no.
duh lol i can buy another pinky finger after lol
My pinky has sentimental value to me.
Uhm. Probably.
let’s see the million…
Money’s not that important to me
honestly i would not. id never be able to look at my hands again. and id never be able to play piano, or any other instrument for that matter. and typing would not be the same, nor would gripping anything.
hahaha there’s some things i would NOT do for a million dollars.
No, I’m a bad enough pianist already!
Well it kind of depends, is this million tax free? Because if I’ve got to wait for the taxes out of it then no. But a straight forward million… that’d give me something to think about. If it’s a painless procedure that’d way my decision more to a yes. But after a while I might regret it, because I use my pinky to type and geez that might annoy me after a little while.
I wonder if a mechanical pinky is less than a million dollars? ‘Cause having some type of super like pinky would definitely be worth it, but that’s just an opinion
no thanks!
Yeah, it may hurt, but it’ll still cost considerably less than a million dollars to have it reattached so I’d come out ahead with it intact.
nope!!!
No. We only get one body; we can’t be cutting off pieces of it unless we have gangrene or something.
indeed, ill throw in both pinkey toes for another mil.5 and you got a deal
Up the offer to ten million, and I’ll think about it.
Sure.
wow no. what would i dig my nose with?
Will they numb it or just chop it off??
I know someone who has half a pinky and he is okay so hell I would take the million
I can’t say I wouldn’t think about it, but ultimately, I would have to decline. I think deaf people would likely take a hard-line “no” on the issue as it would limit their ability to talk about themselves using an impersonal pronoun… just saying.
@TheSmokeMonster - How about a Canadian quarter and half a box of Cracker Jacks with the prize already removed? (that’s not an offer btw.)
Naw. I like my pinky finger. I can be fancy when I drink my tea and wear sexy top hats. Also, I like believing superstitions that revolve around pinky fingers. o 3o.
Nes
@Lithium98 - did not think about that. Was going to say yes
Did you know that 50% of your strength in your hand comes from having your pinky finger? You would render your hands useless if you cut it off. That is stupid!
Money is worthless anyway. If you are stupid enough to cut off your appendage for money, you would equally be stupid enough to spend that money foolishly.
Nope.
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There must be quite a market for severed fingers.
yep
No!!! unless I was really in a desperate situation financially…
If I pass out from the sight, then you can cut my pinky off. As long as I get the $1 million for going through with it, lol
@Legendairy - Nice of you to think of the people who use ASL lol.
No. I need that bugger.
Let me see the million dollars first…
If you saw my pinkys, you’d want to cut it off.
I play piano (poorly), along with saxophone and bassoon in short, no.
No way dude. I can’t throw up proper gang signs with a pinky stub. And I can only count to nine without one.
Definitely. I don’t use it at all, but only off my dominant hand.
shit no i’ll fuck a motherfucker up if they try to chop mah pinky off
F yes.
ummm ya I’d have to think about it, but I’d have to be given the money in cash at the same time… cuz uh ya…
I’ll cut it off myself.
Do I get it back immediately? I would but I’d want my pinky back immediately. And I want to be completely numb there before it is cut off. And then my million dollars cannot be taxed immediately.
after having surgery on my pinkie tendon and finger… NO! i never realized how much i used my pinkie and how much effort it takes to grab and hold stuff with out it. its still not and will never be 100% and i have lost hand stength and grasping in my whole hand b/c of my stupid pinkie finger.
Tax free or taxable? That makes a huge difference, you know.
I’d certainly consider it.
Nope.
Probably not.
But if I was strapped for cash I may.
Also, is this before or after tax?
I would consider it, but I don’t think I would go through with it unless I was in a time in my life where I (or a family member) really needed the money.
I’d rather it be my ring finger so I could tell people I’m an Assassin, mwahaha.
No. I’m already wealthy so…that’s irrelevant for me.
Yeah, as long as it gets put back on.
Without having to spend more then 2 seconds deciding— 100% for sure YES! You know what I could do with one million dollars for my kids? We’d be set!
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yes!
@leezey - I’M FIRST!!! I’M FIRST!!! YESS!!
That depends, are we using like a butcher knife, or real surgery?
No. I need it to balanced my tea cup.
Butcher knife me, I don’t care. lol
Oh dear god…
Depends on which hand. ♥
Yeah. But only on my non-dominant hand.
No
Dan would you do it?
Some lines shouldn’t be crossed for money. Self-mutilation is one of them.
Yep. Who needs pinky fingers anyway
Yeah most I’d most likely do it myself for a million bucks.
Can I reattach it using a portion of the million dollars?
If it’s done safely, sure…but the check has to clear the bank first. No, scratch that. I want cash.
LOL Dan WTF?! XD
I’d love to know how you thought this one up!
But no, I don’t think so. I want my finger. I wouldn’t know what to do with that sorta money. I am gonna be earning good money anyway, haha.
I have a son to give a good life to, my pinky finger is a small price for that.
Hell to the no!
@OhItWontBeForever - Uhh yupp i agree withh youu! i would like to keep my finger!! Lmaoo!!
i had my right one ripped off when i was 4 and cut up 3 of my knuckles..they saved the finger and it works but doesnt straiten up completely. i’m captain h00k but sadly Ed Mcmahon was not there with my check when my finger was in a plastic bag in a cooler of ice. But i mean it was reattached once so why not again? BRING ON THE MONEY BURBUUR
I think I like playing guitar way more than I like money.
@BadBadGirlFriendd - And it’s the cute one, too! I can’t pinky-promise without a freakin’ pinky! XD
But I wouldn’t even chop a toe off for $1m, hahaha.
@Kiwigummy - I could go with this idea. MAYBE. Naw, never mind. I totally love my typing speed.
I have a Jewish pinky.
>.>
If I could build a hospital where one is needed I would do it but not just for money.
@leezey - sad times are these when the first commenter responds to their own comment. crazies…
Yep. Gotta pay back student loans somehow.
Most likely.
Hell no.
NO way. But they can cut off my hair, if they’d like.
which hand?
No no no no no!
Would you cut off your own head for a million dollars?
Nope.
No way.
@saintvi - agreed.
Not a chance (musician).
For a million they can have both pinkies and an occasional toe.
Duh, yeah!
No way. I’d like to keep all parts of my limbs attached, thank you very much.
then I can’t be fancy
@radicalramblings - If it’s done safely, sure…but the check has to clear the bank first. No, scratch that. I want cash.
Haha, nice. Wouldn’t want the IRS to munch up half of that.
I’d be willing to cut off DearRicky’s pinky finger for a million dollars. Heck, I’d do it for ten.
It’s not like he needs it anyways.
Are you offering to cut it off?
Nope.
let’s just make it 10 million
Yes. Could I have it reattached?
Sure why not? I am already deformed as it is….
maybe for $10 mil…
You’d have to be an idiot to pay a million bucks for a finger.
Unless maybe we’re talking taking a tour of a fancy restaurant kitchen, the cook “accidentally” chopping off your finger, and then you sue them. Hmmm . . .
no! how will I use chopsticks to eat my Japanese sushi?!
no
for a million dollars, no.
if it were another situation, ie to save a member of my family, yes.
Depends on how it’s being cut off.
noooo way
Sure…why not? It’s not like I need it to DRAW or anything…
Get the chainsaw..
a million isn’t a lot of money.
2 million
i honestly dont think i could go through with it. :/
Nah, that would totally ruin my sweet Guitar Hero skills.
hell yes.
@leezey - I’M FIRST!!! I’M FIRST!!! YESS!!
What is this, 2008?
never
Probably. And then I’d give it all away.
NO i love my pinky..its my fav finger
Both. for 500,000
i would say YES, but then think how ugly my hand would look pinkyless?
eww. ( i guess- i could get it sewed back on with some of the money? ).. but it would never be the same.
No. cuz that means I have a price like some kind of whore. honor, pride, and justice over wealth maximization hahz…
Damn, I’d probably do it for 50k. It’s not like it’s a thumb or anything!
Oh ew. No.
= (
I prefer having my pinky.
Sure! For a million bucks I’d even be willing to cut your winkie off. LOL
Hell yeah!! But only on my left hand. I need the right hand for typing & drawing!
Hmmmm
yep, even less then that.
Hell no, not unless I like despeartly needed the money and still I feel like I would say no.
As long as I was knocked out during the process..Yes!
hellll no.
duh lol i can buy another pinky finger after lol
My pinky has sentimental value to me.
Uhm. Probably.
let’s see the million…
Money’s not that important to me
honestly i would not. id never be able to look at my hands again. and id never be able to play piano, or any other instrument for that matter. and typing would not be the same, nor would gripping anything.
hahaha there’s some things i would NOT do for a million dollars.
No, I’m a bad enough pianist already!
Well it kind of depends, is this million tax free? Because if I’ve got to wait for the taxes out of it then no. But a straight forward million… that’d give me something to think about. If it’s a painless procedure that’d way my decision more to a yes. But after a while I might regret it, because I use my pinky to type and geez that might annoy me after a little while.
I wonder if a mechanical pinky is less than a million dollars? ‘Cause having some type of super like pinky would definitely be worth it, but that’s just an opinion
no thanks!
Yeah, it may hurt, but it’ll still cost considerably less than a million dollars to have it reattached so I’d come out ahead with it intact.
nope!!!
No. We only get one body; we can’t be cutting off pieces of it unless we have gangrene or something.
indeed, ill throw in both pinkey toes for another mil.5 and you got a deal
Up the offer to ten million, and I’ll think about it.
Sure.
wow no. what would i dig my nose with?
Will they numb it or just chop it off??
I know someone who has half a pinky and he is okay so hell I would take the million
I can’t say I wouldn’t think about it, but ultimately, I would have to decline. I think deaf people would likely take a hard-line “no” on the issue as it would limit their ability to talk about themselves using an impersonal pronoun… just saying.
@TheSmokeMonster - How about a Canadian quarter and half a box of Cracker Jacks with the prize already removed? (that’s not an offer btw.)
Naw. I like my pinky finger. I can be fancy when I drink my tea and wear sexy top hats. Also, I like believing superstitions that revolve around pinky fingers. o 3o.
Nes
@Lithium98 - did not think about that. Was going to say yes
Did you know that 50% of your strength in your hand comes from having your pinky finger? You would render your hands useless if you cut it off. That is stupid!
Money is worthless anyway. If you are stupid enough to cut off your appendage for money, you would equally be stupid enough to spend that money foolishly.
Nope.
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There must be quite a market for severed fingers.
yep
No!!! unless I was really in a desperate situation financially…
If I pass out from the sight, then you can cut my pinky off. As long as I get the $1 million for going through with it, lol
@Legendairy - Nice of you to think of the people who use ASL lol.
No. I need that bugger.
Let me see the million dollars first…
If you saw my pinkys, you’d want to cut it off.
I play piano (poorly), along with saxophone and bassoon
in short, no.
No way dude. I can’t throw up proper gang signs with a pinky stub. And I can only count to nine without one.
Definitely. I don’t use it at all, but only off my dominant hand.
No. They would reject me at tea time in England.
No, neither would I run naked 4 a billion.
yes!
I don’t know.
@OhItWontBeForever - Some doctors do that to get insurance money.
shit no i’ll fuck a motherfucker up if they try to chop mah pinky off
F yes.
ummm ya I’d have to think about it, but I’d have to be given the money in cash at the same time… cuz uh ya…
I’ll cut it off myself.
Do I get it back immediately? I would but I’d want my pinky back immediately. And I want to be completely numb there before it is cut off. And then my million dollars cannot be taxed immediately.
Otherwise.. I might consider it.
I would certainly consider it heavily.
@nattata - Why only doctors…?
no thanks. I am fond of having all my fingers.
@OhItWontBeForever - Surgeons who can’t work with a missing finger.
A million? Probably haha.
if i had anesthesia or something
after having surgery on my pinkie tendon and finger… NO! i never realized how much i used my pinkie and how much effort it takes to grab and hold stuff with out it. its still not and will never be 100% and i have lost hand stength and grasping in my whole hand b/c of my stupid pinkie finger.
Tax free or taxable? That makes a huge difference, you know.
I’d certainly consider it.
Nope.
Probably not.
But if I was strapped for cash I may.
Also, is this before or after tax?
I would consider it, but I don’t think I would go through with it unless I was in a time in my life where I (or a family member) really needed the money.
I’d rather it be my ring finger so I could tell people I’m an Assassin, mwahaha.
No. I’m already wealthy so…that’s irrelevant for me.
Yeah, as long as it gets put back on.
Without having to spend more then 2 seconds deciding— 100% for sure YES! You know what I could do with one million dollars for my kids? We’d be set!