Well, I don’t understand why you’d want to massage your face with anything motor powered since the skin is so delicate there and there’s not a lot of muscle, fingers are best.
So I say back.Actually, it looks like a microphone.
Looks too strong to massage the face and not enough reach to massage the back. I can, however, think of what else it can massage.
Oh it’s a vibrator. Where you want to use it is up to you . . .and your wife
I know where you’re going with this, but what the FUCK is a face massager?
hah no
That’s a… Wait, what?
do people really massage their face?
heh. you know what everyone’s thinkin’, you sly dog.
Oh, Dan. The things you say.
back.
If those are the only 2 options then the back is the most likely place since the face is too delicate for such a contraption. If you add a 3rd option however…
wii vibrator
It must be some kind of electric toothbrush. Looks too much like a microphone…you know, they must use these on American Idol.
Sex toy.
Well it’s not a massager for there lol.
@musicmom60 - Haha, this makes me think of a time I walked in on my stepdad using a vibrator on my mom. I heard a buzzing on the other side of the door and thought she was using her electric toothbrush. The sad thing was I was like, 15. So I didn’t really have an excuse.
I’ve learned to knock now.
i’m thinking if your face is on someone’s back, it may come in handy…
or (don adams) ‘THAT’S THE SECOND BIGGEST E~TOOTHBRUSH -I’VE EVER SEEN”
Face. It works really well on your “lips”.
Definitely not suitable for both the face or the back
Clearly you and your friend are both wrong. That’s an ear cleaning device.
Whoa
Hah.
I’m a have to go with the latest hair styling tool.
You just wanted us to say vagina.
VAGINA.
There. Are you happy now?
@DrugInducedDuck - That would be a tool that helps you remove tension from your face. Kind of like a foot massager, only for the opposite end. Ha. ♥
Such a misleading piece of equipment.. It is really a dildo in disguise!
What do you use it for Dan?
You can use it as a body massager, but it seems to work best for areas between the legs.
I wouldn’t add it to my collection, too ugly of a design for my taste. *nods nods*
Is that a hitachi magic wand? Nobody uses those as a face or back massager…
No lol
Microphone?
Is this the new model, the “ElectroGerbil”?
neck massager
neither haha
You know, I saw one of these in my friends rooms.
I don’t think she uses it on her face… or back. But I’m just sayin.
Face no…. back maybe…neck yes….feet would be nice…. behind closed doors who knows
Uh, I wouldn’t put that thing on my face…
Looks like it… as someone who was in college for massage therapy, it looks like some contraptions that are used to massage oneself. I have one at home, but it looks like a gun with a hard rubber suction cup on it that vibrates. It works really well. And don’t take this all dirty like.
Haha, that thing looks very multi-functional.
HA!
Hahahahahahaaa.
Vibrator.
Let’s get real here. I’d call it a VIBRATOR. ;o) LOL
It looks more like a microphone to me!
It clearly looks like a microphone (you pervs)
I was looking at random appliances on Newegg one day and saw this, and almost all the reviews were of people saying what a great vibrator it is. so that’s what kind of massager. :p
hahah.. looks like a microphone or a dildo.
It’s a vag massager!!
I frequently massage my face with one of those…but it’s red.
DO NOT TOUCH THAT TO YOUR FACE.
Ever.
Massage whatever you want with it, but I do believe at Good Vibrations in San Francisco, it is the best selling vibrator and for good reason. Who needs a man when you have this in the drawer.
Wait, how big is that thing?
duh. clit massager/aka vibrator.
Ooh the Hitachi wand. Why don’t they make them cordless?! Oh ahem…(blushes)not that I have one. They are rather expensive.
Definitely neither if you’re the one using it. There is no curve on the top so that a person can use it as a back massager. However, if somene held it for you, they could massage your back with it.
What is it? A microphone? =P
Neither, it’s prostrate messager.
Face.
it looks like a microphone.
looks like a mic to me.
I don’t even know what it is..
I’m sure my MIL would use it as a hot box massager. but only if it had a longer cord. That’s important.
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Well, I don’t understand why you’d want to massage your face with anything motor powered since the skin is so delicate there and there’s not a lot of muscle, fingers are best.
So I say back.Actually, it looks like a microphone.
A dildo with a built-in karaoke microphone.
Nope.
Looks like a vibrator…
just sayin’.
I’d say neither, but back, if I must choose.
Lol..everyone has dirty minds tonight.
a vagina massager.
vibrator.
duh.
@impossibleangles - yup yup
Dildo!
Looks too strong to massage the face and not enough reach to massage the back. I can, however, think of what else it can massage.
Oh it’s a vibrator. Where you want to use it is up to you . . .and your wife
I know where you’re going with this, but what the FUCK is a face massager?
hah no
That’s a… Wait, what?
do people really massage their face?
heh. you know what everyone’s thinkin’, you sly dog.
Oh, Dan. The things you say.
back.
If those are the only 2 options then the back is the most likely place since the face is too delicate for such a contraption. If you add a 3rd option however…
wii vibrator
It must be some kind of electric toothbrush. Looks too much like a microphone…you know, they must use these on American Idol.
Sex toy.
Well it’s not a massager for there lol.
@musicmom60 - Haha, this makes me think of a time I walked in on my stepdad using a vibrator on my mom. I heard a buzzing on the other side of the door and thought she was using her electric toothbrush. The sad thing was I was like, 15. So I didn’t really have an excuse.
I’ve learned to knock now.
i’m thinking if your face is on someone’s back, it may come in handy…
or (don adams) ‘THAT’S THE SECOND BIGGEST E~TOOTHBRUSH -I’VE EVER SEEN”
Face.
It works really well on your “lips”.
Definitely not suitable for both the face or the back
Clearly you and your friend are both wrong. That’s an ear cleaning device.
Whoa
Hah.
I’m a have to go with the latest hair styling tool.
You just wanted us to say vagina.
VAGINA.
There. Are you happy now?
@DrugInducedDuck - That would be a tool that helps you remove tension from your face. Kind of like a foot massager, only for the opposite end. Ha. ♥
Such a misleading piece of equipment..
It is really a dildo in disguise!
What do you use it for Dan?
You can use it as a body massager, but it seems to work best for areas between the legs.
I wouldn’t add it to my collection, too ugly of a design for my taste. *nods nods*
No, Dan. Just no.
@impossibleangles - +1
It’s really a new Wii controller for the new game “Wii Love”. The controller features “force feedback”.
hahahaha! …. back.
Is that a Hitachi magic wand?
it looks like it could be both. As long as it vibrates (“massages”) than it could be used for anything including face and back and other regions.
Its a bum cleaner.
It looks like a microphone! Or a vibrator. Both? Lol…
Not a face. What the heck do ppl need a massager for the face for? Im so confused
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Now it all makes sense.
Is that a hitachi magic wand? Nobody uses those as a face or back massager…
No lol
Microphone?
Is this the new model, the “ElectroGerbil”?
neck massager
neither haha
You know, I saw one of these in my friends rooms.
I don’t think she uses it on her face…
or back.
But I’m just sayin.
Face no…. back maybe…neck yes….feet would be nice…. behind closed doors who knows
Uh, I wouldn’t put that thing on my face…
Looks like it… as someone who was in college for massage therapy, it looks like some contraptions that are used to massage oneself. I have one at home, but it looks like a gun with a hard rubber suction cup on it that vibrates. It works really well. And don’t take this all dirty like.
Haha, that thing looks very multi-functional.
HA!
Hahahahahahaaa.
Vibrator.
Let’s get real here. I’d call it a VIBRATOR. ;o) LOL
It looks more like a microphone to me!
It clearly looks like a microphone (you pervs)
I was looking at random appliances on Newegg one day and saw this, and almost all the reviews were of people saying what a great vibrator it is. so that’s what kind of massager. :p
hahah.. looks like a microphone or a dildo.
It’s a vag massager!!
I frequently massage my face with one of those…but it’s red.
DO NOT TOUCH THAT TO YOUR FACE.
Ever.
Massage whatever you want with it, but I do believe at Good Vibrations in San Francisco, it is the best selling vibrator and for good reason. Who needs a man when you have this in the drawer.
Wait, how big is that thing?
duh. clit massager/aka vibrator.
Ooh the Hitachi wand. Why don’t they make them cordless?! Oh ahem…(blushes)not that I have one. They are rather expensive.
Definitely neither if you’re the one using it. There is no curve on the top so that a person can use it as a back massager. However, if somene held it for you, they could massage your back with it.
What is it? A microphone? =P
Neither, it’s prostrate messager.
Face.
it looks like a microphone.
looks like a mic to me.
I don’t even know what it is..
I’m sure my MIL would use it as a hot box massager. but only if it had a longer cord. That’s important.