May 18, 2010
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Tips To Avoiding Xanga and Internet Drama
Having been on xanga for over 5 years now, I have seen a great deal of drama. So with all of this time of observation, I would like to pass on a little insight in what I have learned on how to avoid drama.

# 1 Never mention someone in a post by name in a negative way.
Example: Say I thought DearRicky was an overrated blogger who plays on the emotions of women and uses his handicap to get sympathy. I would avoid saying that. Instead, I would mention “Some people just use their handicaps for sympathy.” Do you see how I avoided the drama? By simply not mentioning DearRicky’s name, I kept myself safe.
# 2 Never point out grammar or spelling mistakes.
Example: If I came across Trunthepaige’s post and noticed that she spelled “inteligense” wrong, I would not point it out. I would simply respond to the post and address the topic.
# 3 Never comment on a post involving a fight on xanga.
***This example has been deleted for quality assurance reasons***
# 4 Do not attempt to webcam with Maniac_Rose.
# 5 Never make fun of fat and ugly people. (No link on this one).
# 6 Resist the temptation to make fun of the Pope. Some people are sensitive about the creepy guy. (Megan)
# 7 Never point out to a washed up comedian that he has no chance to make it in comedy and his posts are never funny. (VaneDave)
# 8 Do not point out to someone on xanga that there is no hope they will be a writer who sells more than 500 books to their closest friends. Here is the link: Link
# 9. Always assume the person on xanga really is dead. Talk about what a wonderful person he/she was.
Follow these simple rules and you will avoid xanga drama just like me.
Comments (144)
Hahaha.
HOLY SHIT DAN HAAAAAAHAHAH
(I’ll come out of the temporary shell of hateful blithe nonposting for this one)
Yes, Dan, you are THE BEST at remaining drama-free. -.-
HAHAHAHA. You’re a riot.
The last one, you were too nice.
HAHAHAHA!!! This may be my favorite post you’ve ever written, Dan!
BRILLIANCE!!!
doesn’t this post start drama with those specific xangans mentioned? haha… I have some tips:

do not create an account, if you have one, shut it down
block xanga from your internet browser
disconnect the internet while you’re at it; internet drama problem solved.
but nice satire?
I just try to stay out of it.
Lol. Great rules…err guidelines.
Way to stay out of the drama and not mention any names, Dan.
Your link for number 8 doesn’t work. I blame it on thetheologianscafe.
ah, way to go dan. someone had to take DMV’s spot, eh?
I’ll give you some help with #5: http://slackersociety.xanga.com/pulse/8696407/item.html
http://www.lovelyish.com/726807897/i-used-to-be-ugly/?cref=front-featured
My pleasure.
@Cliffycliffz - While you’re at it, move to a remote desert isle where there are no people. People cause too much drama.
I <3 DAN!!!
Lmfao. =]]
I lol’d. Nice one, Dan.
This was genuinely funny.
This post is win.
lulz were had.
+1
I see what you did there
ha! this is a beautiful post.
Yeah no one could ever say that you have ever involved yourself in any of the Xanga drama in any way.
@Rob_of_the_Sky -
my mistake, I forgot the most crucial one.
I have natural grammar-nazi powers flowing through me. I can’t just ignore the mistakes.
It’s a curse and a gift at the same time.
I really appreciate that you didn’t link #5. You are a true friend.
ooohhh hell. lol
Genius.
Well, you deserve a mini I guess. lol
So am I supposed to rec this because it mentions me now or something like that?
hahahaha. this had me loling a lot.
LOOOOOOLLLLLL
I think YOU should start a Xanga soap Opera right here on your site. Call it “The Old and The Useless” or “As The Xanga Flops”
This honestly made me “lol”
You forgot one thing! Don’t break my heart! There will be drama for anyone who does! It’s a fact
Long before Xanga ever existed, Linus said it best: “There are three subjects to avoid: religion, politics, and The Great Pumpkin.” LOL
Kathi
Haahaha; #8 was just cruel. It was my favorite one!
Lmao. Nice.
you are wonderful.
truly.
Excellent work, Dan.
=)
@squeakysoul - lol, was thinking the exact same thing…..
an-Day is at-fay.
Good advice my friend.
Yea Dan whatever you say.
And I’m disappointed there was no link for #5. You’re slacking!
I see what you did there
Where’s the fun in that?
I don’t get it.
I’m just 100% sure you’re an asshole now.
That was great
LMAO !
Alright bucko,
That last one was low. I thought you said you were letting it ride. Obviously not.
You are brilliant Dan!
Sometimes, you’re my favorite, Dan.
There are times where I think, “I really like him and wish I could meet him.” You, sir, are a very funny man. ;0)
L<3VE! Haha…
PS: The Pope is definitely totally creepy. o_O
“chuckling”
Thank you so much for your wisdom.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
I never look to avoid it… it just usually seems to have happened before I got there!
And so the drama continues… indefinitely.
Nice! This is hilarious!
haha nice one. at first i was like wait…you’re doing everything you said not to do.
and then i realized that was your intention.sorry, i’m a bit slow lol.
Bahahaha!
I’m glad you put VaneDave in his place.
x….D
Oh, Dan
oh my gosh, i laughed out loud, a few times, on this one. #9 just endeared you to me. thanks for the laugh, guy.
This coming from the biggest whore on xanga.
LOL on number 9 in particular.
kuddos to being totally up to date on your link to me in number 3!
Haha, what a funny post!
Thumbs up to this! ^^
#10 Do not parody someone’s Plugz. Here is the link: … Oh wait, I can’t get it cos I’m blocked.
@MomGoneMadd - ME TOO.
I love this!
@Da__Vinci - hahahaha
haha Dan…but you forgot Paul…
I definitely laughed out loud on this one.
I needed that this morning.
~V
@macphoto - Perhaps the worst insult of all?
@TheMarriedFreshman - lol…I was teasing… I love Paul… because he likes to stir the pot
and I figure since Dan was naming names, he might as well give Paul some extra mentions for publicity’s sake lol
LOL Never expected this from you, Dan.
#10. If you mess on number 9, acknowledge it and publically apologize.
That was a great guide!
….
I can see that you def learn from the mistakes of others. ahem.
*wry grin*
You should do more post like this one, Dan!
Hahaha, nice.
Clever Dan is clever.
Yep, and drama-free you are XD
ahahah!
The sheer irony of this post is so thick, it’s clogging my keyboard.
Only someone of sub-par intelligence would suggest paying no mind to horrible grammar and usage mistakes.
@ItsWhatEyeKnow - Did Danny boy ever apologize? I don’t remember if he did.
If he didn’t…your comment is a very nice slap on his stupid face.
That VaneDave man is painfully unfunny.
Excellent advice.
I think Paul’s feelings might be hurt, Dan. :’(
I’m glad to see that you have taken the ‘high road,’ Dan.
wait you don’t make fun of dead people?
hmm, i am not sure. i believe the @DearRicky does use his disabilities to his advantages but hey! at least he isnt having a pitty party.
as for the others, if I dont like i will not comment or ignore their posts.
*PLEASE COMMENT FOR A GOOD CAUSE!*
http://devindominique.xanga.com/727340781/help-get-100-comments-or-more-for-good-cause/
http://devindominique.xanga.com/727340781/help-get-100-comments-or-more-for-good-cause/
*snicker*
ROFLMAO! That’s great ha.
#2 gets on my nerves SO BAD!!! I mean Xanga is not a college thesis, so I hate when people pick apart posts or try to one up someone with their intelligence & lack of people skills. You can correct people without being rude or snooty about it. If the post is too badly written for my tastes, I just move on. Talking about it just starts fights.
hahahaha!
Nice.
Wow! You’re telling me that the scale will tip at 501? That’s great!
HAHAHA you are GENIUS!!!!
funny.
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P.S. that post was hilarious.
You’re such a hypocrite.
Brilliant! (Every last one!)
How about we just get off of xanga to avoid any drama what so ever?
Silly man…
This is a true Drama Free Zone you are brilliant ,like I have told you a million times and this is one of my top three posts of yours!
Of course, there are some who thrive on Xanga Drama (TheTheologiansCafe)
The link to number eight goes back to my site….
Was I trying to be an author? Did you tell me I suck? Crap! I am forgetting my life!!! (I better get it written down before my memory is completely gone!)
Dan, you have outdone yourself. I love this post very, very much.
Your link on #8 goes to my personal page….at least it does for me…
ahahahaaaa
Lol
Horns up, dude.
Hahaha.
wowwwwww. epic, indeed.
really? only 5 years for you? didn’t know that.
rofl. wow, a genuinely great post that was actually completely written by you. I’m pleasantly surprise
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@MaddiGoLightly - I heard that shit.
Fuck you Dan.
LOL
i felt kinda bad for you that you didn’t include a link to fat and ugly people. -so i thought i’d do it for you–cuz, i knew you missed not putting one up -if that one doesn’t work try this one; he’s not too ugly but he’s pretty phat and won’t mind….-now i have to sleep -man i wish i time to read all this stuff…you people i love? you know it right?…
OMG!!!
this was too funny!
thanks for the pointers, *I* appreciate them
HAHAHA. you’re amazing.
much love to this post
i<3 you dan
super tool.
Wow.
lol… Great tips Dan… XD
Hey I break rule #5 all the time and I don’t experience nearly as much drama as everyone else. What gives?
Woah!
@lotta_valdez - Indeed he is.
This is actually hilarious. Thanks Dan.
seriously?! u made me face red by linking me!
thanks for everything:)
but thanks for the rules
LOL. I love Dan!
)
WHY WOULD YOU HUMILIATE YOUR FELLOW XANGANS LIKE THIS??????? HUH HUH HUH HUH??????? I AM SO OFFENDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
absolutely the funniest fricken post!!! I personally love the “pro-ana” girls who all want to “loose” weight…hee hee hee
HAHAHAHA. You’re a riot.
LMFAOOO , i love how you pointed out all the ppl (: