August 4, 2010
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Happy Birthday President Obama
President Obama turned 49 years old today. Here is the link: Link
What would you like to get President Obama for his birthday?
President Obama turned 49 years old today. Here is the link: Link
What would you like to get President Obama for his birthday?
Comments (96)
Money to get Bo neutered.
A better government.
World Peace
A suit of armor.
That would be BAD. ASS.
Damn he’s young. I <3 him.
Rosen Method sessions
Empty Air.
cake and ice cream — he was disappointed that there was none today!
a Mega Man arm cannon
big booty bitches!
@saintvi - considering he accepted the Nobel Peace Prize – wasn’t he the one supposed to
give
that to the world?
a new brain.
Impeached.
I have no idea what his personal tastes are…. I could give him an American Express gift card, I guess?
I’d throw him a partaay!
I’d like to give him a word to ya motha!
haha jk jk.
You know what they say, the older, the wiser.
Maybe our troops really will come home, hah!
Yeah, party!
Wow, I didn’t know he was only 49.
Touch-of-Grey mens hair dye.
That’s a no-brainer.
A week off. As much as everyone has their own opinions on how good a President he is, you gotta admit it’s a crappy job to have right even at the best of times.
a puppy
@UnrevealedTruth_xo - I was going to say the same thing
Poor guy.
I think I’d give all US presidents hair dye on their birthdays because the job seems to prematurely grey their hair.
a freakin dinosaur so he can demolish
A hug
A hug and a smile ^_^
@freebirdheart - Yes, we should give him W’s, that worked out SO well!
@insertuser_namehere - If that was the natural gift, I’d be president right now! I want a dinosaur SO BAD! I don’t care what kind. Dilophosaurus, Ankylosaurus, T.Rex, Dynonychous, Pachycephalousaursus… any kind would kick some major ass.
@FantasiesDecayed - awww, you’re adorable.
A certificate that says he’ll get free sex if he voids my student loans.
The ability to not throw the country into spiraling debt.
A vacation day. I bet he’s really tired and would like to spend a day with his family without having to worry about the world’s problems.
A bunch of Europe region coded DVDs.
I’d give him a compassionate heart, so he’d stop killing people abroad and start caring more about the people at home who are hurting.
I’d give him a pair… from Osama.
@Daithi - Didn’t he just come back from a vacation awhile ago?
I would give him impeachment.
A better Congress
@Daithi - It’s a big job with alot of work & doesnt pay well. It’s takes a person willing to make huge sacrifices, take alot of needless shit, be on call 24/7 & have a thick skin to do it. Even if I didnt vote for the person who has the job, I respect them for the position they’re in. It’s a lot! I wish people would be open minded about that you know? Even if you didnt vote for him, he works for everybody, regardless of color, label & whatnot.
Maybe some cuff links? I like when distinguished men where cuff links, it is very classy.
Fried chicken and watermelon! 8D
Yeah, I went there.
@PervyPenguin - A mecha suit of armor…?
A big hug. He probably really needs one.
ME
@GodlessLiberal - :D!
cupcakes
A broom and dustpan, for cleaning up the mess that bush left behind.
A hug and a slice of cake. And some Nicorette patches so he can quit!
a bomb
What do you get for the man that has access to everything he wants? Dan, You asked the MOST ridiculous question ever that can be asked.
@PervyPenguin - AGREED. That would ROCK.
A one-way plane ticket to Hawaii.
@Queen_of_You188 - OH SHIT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Maybe a half chicken and half a slice of watermelon?
@Daniella_Aalyiah_Li - Another hilarious answer.
These responses in the comments are SO great. xD
@PervyPenguin - ’cause I ate it! 8D
No…Happy Birthday to me
A Monica Lewinsky gift certificate.
A notice of eviction.
I want to give all politicians a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up.
A book
The superhero costume from this JibJab video lol
high 5
Respect.
@FantasiesDecayed - agreed!
a card telling him to not forget my bday present XD jk jk
Tickets to a cubs/sox game. A good chi-towner like him would appreciate it.
the truth. absolutely nothing.
Another useless post that gets Top Blogs…
Noble piece prize
I’d give him his favourite sweet.
I thought it was yesterday. They gave him a birthday shot out on the radio… yesterday.
More support against the party of no.
a one way ticket to his place of birth – Africa.
(according to his wife at least)
we could all give him our freedoms of course which is the one thing he really wants.
a mound of tarballs
@polishswede - He seems to constantly be on vacation or at the golf course
A new job!
a question asking why he is the only president has done NOTHING NADA ZIP for our country except spend money…..Dan name ONE GOOD THING he has done since he stepped into oval office. Exactly. I rest my case. SPEND MONEY=NOT GOOD FOR OUR COUNTRY,
I’d like to give him some wisdom for his birthday, because as his life is about halfway over, he still has none and acts impulsively.
a beer
a soul
A brain.
@Starve_On_Deary - Yes, definately that too.
Them to stop making PERSONAL arguments. Oh, it can get personal. I can be honest and open too. Who’s ready for a side of schism? Reality is relative and not merely contained in one vantage.
I’m sick of them degrading us and making us use words like “got” every ten seconds. “I got cot.” Fuck you, you goddamn pieces of low life shit.
For doing that, I will respectfully give him a hand grenade to ingest along with Putin who still can’t face me like a man.
Cowards.
If my survival depends on my suicide, things are going to get hot and not in the spicy way. A flame devours. When people start talking like that, the blood sacrifices are close.
@Starve_On_Deary - “soul” comes from the word for “breath.” He has a soul, and we’re not in the wonderful Wizard of Oz. I’m lacking a heart.
A nice thank you and happy birthday card.
Don’t know… maybe a dye hair kit…
@my_final_username - lol Best answer!
a new job.
You asked us what we would give him, Dan what would you buy him?
throw a huge bash with all the politicians.
Leave SOMETHING for friend..
Never Leave FRIEND for something..
coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave u but FRIENDS will always live with u.
let us play cowboy and indian..
let us play cowboy and indian.. they like it
An Impeachment & a 1-way ticket to Kenya
@Colorsofthenight - I must say I disagree, smartassery aside. The concept of morality separates humans from animals. Religion aside, this sense of morality is what I refer to as a soul. We can reference literal dictionary definitions, but I’d rather stick to the main issue of debate, which is what I would give Obama if I could. I would give him morality. I would give the entire murderous empire we unwillingly serve each a soul of their own, if I could. I would give those who sleep in denial and ignorance the courage to see that empire for what it is, to see past the team colors of democrats vs. republicans, too see that the federal government, the big bankers and the new world order are to blame, not a particular political party. Bush walked all over the constitution just as Obama is doing now, so team colors be damned. Those who already know about these things and who have their eyes open knew exactly what I meant when I said ‘a soul.’ Our government is full of murderers. They poison the air, food and water. They are intentionally orchestrating the financail collapse of the U.S. economy. They drug up our troops and have them kill children and dogs, not terrorists, and they have the troops grow opium in the Middle East. The corrupted empire that has become our government is one of the, if not the, biggest drug lords in the world. Wake. Up.
@Daithi - Thats all he does is take vacations
@MidwesternShenanigansIN - A stop blaming Bush reality check
I would buy him “the end of the war.”